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    We are taught you must blame your father,

    your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.Katharine Hepburn.
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    My Favourite Motivational Quotes.

    "She took the leap and grew her wings on the way down." "The biggest mistake you could ever make is being too afraid to make one."   "You living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by...
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    What has one hundred balls

    and screws old ladies? Bingo Hillary Clinton
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    If Only I Remembered Attitude Counts!

    The longer I live the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than success, than what other people think or say or do. It is...
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    "To love is to admire with the heart,

    to admire is to love with the mind" Theophil Gautier
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    “As soon as we start putting our thoughts

    into words and sentences everything gets distorted, language is just no damn good—I use it because I have to, but I don’t put any trust in it. We never understand each other.” ― Marcel Duchamp
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    I just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles

    so my next crap might spell disaster. John Kerry
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    Rebelle.

    “The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” ~Albert Camus
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    What is the definition of a perfect lover?

    A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears. Margaret Thatcher
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    What do you call someone

    who speaks 3 languages? -trilingual What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? -bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 1 language? -French Edgar Allan Poe
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    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in

    her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's licence. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like ? " she finally asked. The...
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    "No matter what happens,

    no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it. Have an unrelenting belief that things will work out, that the long road has a purpose, that the things you desire may not happen today, but they will happen...
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    “sometimes beautiful things come into our

    lives out of nowhere, we can't always understand them, but we have to trust in them, i know you want to question everything, but sometimes it pays to just have a little faith.” - Lauren Kate.
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    "Be The Change You Wish To See In The World"

    I really do try to be an example of the change I would like to see in the world. It's so hard sometimes though when people just beat you down and work against you. It seems like when I am "up" at least one person is on the "down". I recuperate ans get motivated again but it...
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    Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

    Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Angela Merkel
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    When there’s something you really want,

    fight for it, don’t give up no matter how hopeless it seems. And when you’ve lost hope, ask yourself if 10 years from now, you’re gonna wish you gave it just one more shot. because the best things in life, they don’t come free.
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    “butterflies can’t see their wings,

    they can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can, people are like that as well.”
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    “nobody will protect you from your suffering,

    you can't cry it away or eat it away or starve it away or walk it away or punch it away or even therapy it away, it's just there, and you have to survive it, you have to endure it, you have to live through it and love it and move on and be better for it and run as far as you can...
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    My Favorite Quote

    We came into this world not to find a perfect person to love, but to learn to love an imperfect person perfectly
    calzona calzona 31-35, F 7 Responses Dec 12, 2010

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    Attitude!

    Oh my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.~Hubert Humphrey
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    “The hours between 12am

    and 6am have a funny habit of making you feel like you’re either on top of the world, or under it.” Beau Taplin
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    Lasting Love Means~~~~(anonymous)

    Find someone that isn't afraid to admit they miss you. Someone that knows you're not perfect but treats you as if you are. Someone who couldn't imagine losing you. Someone who gives their heart to you completely. Someone who says I love you and proves it. Last but not least, find...
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    "It's better to burn out

    than fade away." Kurt Cobain
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    Promise YourselfTo be

    so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.To make all your friends feel that there is something in themTo look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.To think only the best...
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    when i was a kid "i am gonna tell ur mom" was

    the most scariest sentence ever..
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    What's the similarity between skydiving

    and getting a blow job off your granny? Don't look down! David Letterman
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    I think I found my favorite quote of all time.

    "People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you." ~Abraham Hicks
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    "Having a soft heart in a cruel world is

    courage, not weakness" ~ Katherine Henson Words I needed to see right now!
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    The Catholics have got it all wrong.

    Of course God wants us to use contraception. That's why he invented anal. Ian Paisley
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    “the best kind of people are the ones

    that come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds, the people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too, the people that love you, simply for being you, the once in a lifetime kind of people.”
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    Some of the quotes I like: “Don't cry

    because it's over, smile because it happened.”  ― Dr. Seuss “If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.” ― George Harrison “All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” ― Chuck Palahniuk...
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    Here are some... "Some people are

    so poor, all they got is money" "Our happines depend on the thoughts we have"
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    Being a male is the matter of birth,

    being a man is the matter of age; But being a gentleman is the matter of choice.
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    A proctologist just finished examining a patient

    and said "good bye Mr. Smith, see you next week". The nurse walks in a few minutes later and has a form for the Proctologist to sign. The nurse sees that he is trying to write with his rectal thermometer and informs the doctor of his mistake. He exclaims "oh man, some...
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    My Favorite Quote

    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. I found this written on a graffiti board at the university where I used to work, and it has been a favorite since.
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    I am not afraid of death.

    I am only afraid of dying.
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    Some Beautiful Quotes

    -Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. -Henry David Thoreau -Cause we all need the darkness, to see the light - Jason mraz -Reality continues to ruin my life. -Bill Watterson -For those who dare to dream, there is a whole world to win...
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    Dragons

    Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist, Children already know that dragons exist,Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed. G,K Chesterton
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    Idiots

    I found this just now and I believe that it is brilliant. "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience" Unknown
    bcj bcj 51-55, M 22 Responses Jun 19, 2010

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    Take A Swim In Lake You

    I just watched a clip from last night's Celebrity Apprentice. Gary Busey was adamantly denying to his team mate Mark McGrath things he had already been shown on screen saying and doing. He said he felt like he was being targeted by the whole team for no reason. Mark was trying to...
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    Sometimes when I'm bored I like to find couples

    in supermarkets, and when they're not looking drop a bottle of anal lube in their trolley. The resulting arguments are priceless. Hillary Clinton
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    A Quote...

    ''Dont depend too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you're In darkness.''
    LostInTheSeaOfConfusion LostInTheSeaOfConfusion 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2013

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    "Believe me if you like,

    sir, I did not know this young woman, I don't know what she did; and all the same, I love her, that poor little mite, and I take care of her, and I choose camellias for her at the fairest price...People like me, sirs, are forced to love the dead, because we're so busy that we...
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    Life is short, so smile

    while you still have teeth. Unknown quotes
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    If work is so healthy society should give to

    the sick people. John Denver
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    How do the French kill themselves?

    They shoot 15 centimeters above their heads, right in their superiority complex Al Gore
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    I remember on the bus we got to pick

    who we sit with and out of 30 8th graders nobody sat next to me.i just turned my music up, cried, and fell in love with the quote "those who fly solo have the strongest wings"
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    Alot of quotes Psychology says,

    the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them. Its painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave. Psychology fact: Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone...
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    To Quote Mark Twain.

    "censorship is like telling a man he cant have his steak because a baby can't chew it.." - Mark Twain
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    Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?

    He's been feeling down in the dumps. Oliver Cromwell.
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