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    A Sign At An Adult Store - There is an adult accessories store in town that has a sign in the front parking lot that says – Adult accessories front and back entrance. Ever...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 22, 2008

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    Funny One To Me - I love funny signs and bumper stickers. I saw one the other day and I laughed out loud as I was walking. It said, "Either you are drunk or on your cell phone. I...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F Mar 29, 2013

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    Bridge Out Ahead -
    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M Dec 9, 2009

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    Stupid Human Tricks- Duhhh! - Paid for by tax payers $Lets see, traveling 75 MPH, Hmmm....Conveniently located next to E.R. WOW REALLY???????????Wouldn't want to give them a belly...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    I Have Two Signs I Have Taken Pics of In My Travles - If you are interested in funny signs... I have a location of one for you. It is in the state of Tennessee, in Chattanooga. I...
    JamieBTrue JamieBTrue 36-40 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Don't Squish The Penguins! -   Rofl. Just in case the pic didn't load for some reason, it said:   "Warning please look under your vehicles for penguins."
    FeatherInTheWind FeatherInTheWind 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    I Do -     i like to find silly signs . like dangerous men working . that is funny . becuase alot of women think men don't work .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2009

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    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza. Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 4

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    And Todays Specialiaty Is................. - this..............
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    Workmen Ahead - I saw this funny sign as I was approaching some roadworks: A workman begging: "Please don't kill us".        
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 1, 2011

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    Drop Out... - I saw this sign in the Wairapa, North Island ,New Zealand. There had been alot of rain,the sign said DROP OUT .It was 500 meters from a school...
    eklectikceliac eklectikceliac 41-45, F Nov 23, 2011

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    Not Much More To Say............. - Dunno if this reflects on the food or service..............
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F Nov 25, 2011

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    All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet - ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETNOT MEAN ALL DAY BUFFETYOU NO COME STAY 4 HOURYOU EAT - YOU GO HOMEHahaha.  It was an outdoor sign.  The one with the...
    AlDemone AlDemone 51-55, M 2 Responses May 2, 2012

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    Every one, all around me says "don't worry, you'll find 'the one'". They say it like its a given. They say it like it's only a natter of time. They say it like it's some inevitable...
    Elpis2012 Elpis2012 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    "Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity". - Albert Einstein
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    xanshi xanshi 22-25, F Mar 30

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    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F Mar 20

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    Nikky13 Nikky13 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I hate going in environments where people pretend to like me but they always find issues with me. I feel like it is a never-ending sea of drama.
    hishalf hishalf 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    I got so caught up in trying to better myself, get through college and start up a career, that I forgot the things I like to do, the things that make me happy... well, besides...
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    I love to sip a coffee, pretending to read while really I'm watching others and eavesdropping on their conversations. I never judge - I suppose I'm hoping one day I'll find myself...
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    Unique04 Unique04 16-17, F Apr 7

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    I have felt things in the past couple of months that I can't explain. And then in the last few weeks I have been bombarded with accident ( both to me and to others ). I am not...
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    Joy. One of the duties of man is to cultivate his inner joy. But many religions have forgotten this precept. Most temples are dark and cold. The liturgical music is pompous and sad...
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    frozenkisses21 frozenkisses21 16-17, F Mar 21

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