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I Like to Find Silly Signs

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    These are supposedly actual signs

    that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left." Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain basement Upstairs" Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 5

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    Drop Out...

    I saw this sign in the Wairapa, North Island ,New Zealand. There had been alot of rain,the sign said DROP OUT .It was 500 meters from a school...
    eklectikceliac eklectikceliac 41-45, F Nov 23, 2011

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    A Sign At An Adult Store

    There is an adult accessories store in town that has a sign in the front parking lot that says – Adult accessories front and back entrance. Ever time I walk past that sign I have a chuckle. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 22, 2008

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    A sign in front of a local church .

    .. "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SIGN FROM GOD, HERE IT IS"
    HoosierHieny HoosierHieny 61-65, M 1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    I Do

        i like to find silly signs . like dangerous men working . that is funny . becuase alot of women think men don't work .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2009

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    All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet

    ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETNOT MEAN ALL DAY BUFFETYOU NO COME STAY 4 HOURYOU EAT - YOU GO HOMEHahaha.  It was an outdoor sign.  The one with the replaceable letters, backlit, and big.  I didn't personally see this sign but at a local Chinese buffet that my family visits they have...
    AlDemone AlDemone 51-55, M 2 Responses May 2, 2012

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    Stupid Human Tricks- Duhhh!

    Paid for by tax payers $Lets see, traveling 75 MPH, Hmmm....Conveniently located next to E.R. WOW REALLY???????????Wouldn't want to give them a belly ache.Job well done!No Way!Wishful thinking dude.THIS IS SCARY!What great advice. duhh! TOO FUNNY LOL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    Signs and notices These are supposedly actual

    signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police." In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey "Our School...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 4

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    Funny One To Me

    I love funny signs and bumper stickers. I saw one the other day and I laughed out loud as I was walking. It said, "Either you are drunk or on your cell phone. I thought that was funny because I compare it to so many times I seen people that actually drive like the are drunk and...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F Mar 29, 2013

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    Workmen Ahead

    I saw this funny sign as I was approaching some roadworks: A workman begging: "Please don't kill us".        
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 1, 2011

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    Don't Squish The Penguins!

      Rofl. Just in case the pic didn't load for some reason, it said:   "Warning please look under your vehicles for penguins."
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 Apr 18

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    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M Dec 9, 2009

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    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    I Have Two Signs I Have Taken Pics of In My Travles

    If you are interested in funny signs... I have a location of one for you. It is in the state of Tennessee, in Chattanooga. I do not know the name of the road but it is on a street takes you up the side of Lookout MT. The sign says "Lippery When Wet" Sorry I do not have...
    JamieBTrue JamieBTrue 36-40 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza.

    Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 4, 2014

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    Not Much More To Say.............

    Dunno if this reflects on the food or service..............
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F Nov 25, 2011

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    I really do enjoy silly movies..... There's an awesome silly movie on Netflix, its "They Came Together"... its about a couple that found each other and found love together. You...
    Msprissy Msprissy 36-40, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Guys I need some help and some advise. Be kind please I'm very fragile. 6 weeks ago my boyfriend and best friend of two years left me. Heartbroken doesn't even begin to cover it...
    Lostnemo Lostnemo 18-21, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    He isn't my teacher anymore but he was. I live in Hungary so I wanted to find English speaking people and my sister found a teacher. We went to his class together. I remember I...
    Blueberrybliss Blueberrybliss 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    Emotional abuse... You always tell yourself when your young, "I will never let anyone treat me bad,"- "I will never be THAT girl." - "I will always stand up for what I believe in...
    URBeautiful88 URBeautiful88 18-21, F Apr 8

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    20 minutes remaining…and I swept into the kitchen grabbing a little of this…and a little of that. “What are you making?” Four little voices asked me…their eyes just...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I used to be very happy and friendly, and I had a lot of friends. I don't really know how but I kinda got depressed and then stopped liking people. I find it hard to cope in with...
    Yuppierobo Yuppierobo 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    I remember you starving and always in need of something. Tell me, did you find it, baby, and does it taste like love? ~dpl~
    MyGuardianAngel MyGuardianAngel 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Eight - Chapter Eighteen Jock waited several minutes before proceeding. Being weaponless, he didn't want to leap into just anything. I huddled behind him...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Apr 21

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    True Posted signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.' Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    Our family likes the outdoors and our parents encouraged us to stay outside since we had 6 kids in a 3 bdrm home. There was a golf course a few blocks away and they were looking...
    twoputt twoputt 31-35, M 7 mins ago

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    Knowledge sent on :) Angel wisdom!Out with the old! In with the new!Its a great time to clear out the old, and welcome the new. By letting go of everything that's weighing you down...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 5

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    I saw 2 death signs of 2 friends that I cared this year in different time. They had passed away. It was hard to accept. I even did nothing for 3 days before my friend gone. Last...
    Sonoluminescence Sonoluminescence 31-35, F Apr 19

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    I love to just be me, and say stupid and silly things. I am kind of silly sometimes ;D
    CallMeAmy CallMeAmy 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    silly every day i wake up ultra mega super charged silly
    Beutifulman1970 Beutifulman1970 41-45, M Apr 15

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    Being silly is the best of the best, you can't chill with me if you don't have a sense of humor and can enjoy life, no negative people please and thanks! Life's way to short for...
    freespiritgal2777 freespiritgal2777 26-30, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    "There is no WiFi in the forest, but I guarantee you will find a better connection" I have no idea who said this but I like it.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 5 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    here is some context, Me and my girlfriend have been stuck between having to deal with our family's, they have not made are relationship easy and finally they decided to threaten...
    ECrierie ECrierie 16-17, M 5 hrs ago

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    Call of the Wild, part III '...Come ON , answer me ...' Whitey screams in her face. Misty makes grunting noises behind her gag. '... do you want Wolfy to have a bullet between...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F a week ago

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    A lot of people think im immature lol But i HATE being serious all the damn time, like c'mon -.- don't take life so serious. i probably laugh like 100 times a day, i like to joke...
    Muffin19 Muffin19 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    As adults we spend most of our time at work, where we have to be somewhat serious, so it's nice to be a bit silly and have childish fun every now and then. My favourite place to...
    BexBaby84 BexBaby84 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 26

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    I find it hard to let go of what makes me happy for the moment, but kills me emotionally long-term.
    clobobxo clobobxo 16-17, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I find people with tattoos intriguing, I want to know whats the meaning behind those tats.
    wereuniverse wereuniverse 16-17, F 5 hrs ago

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    i'm silly all day, until there's a reason not to be.
    zudobug zudobug 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I'm more silly if anything else, I love to laugh. I play a long with things to just get a simple laugh. The best is when people think you work at a store your stopping in and ask...
    Anotherdayjay Anotherdayjay 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Yes I want to go somewhere you can't find me. You have made life miserable for me. Whatever I do is not enough for you. Its been 9 years now send I can't do it anymore. You don't...
    littlestars littlestars 26-30, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    i like tattoos the but they cost alot money tho
    carlosgalindo1010 carlosgalindo1010 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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