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I Like to Find Silly Signs

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    Signs and notices These are supposedly actual

    signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police." In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey "Our School...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 4

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    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza.

    Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 4, 2014

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    Stupid Human Tricks- Duhhh!

    Paid for by tax payers $Lets see, traveling 75 MPH, Hmmm....Conveniently located next to E.R. WOW REALLY???????????Wouldn't want to give them a belly ache.Job well done!No Way!Wishful thinking dude.THIS IS SCARY!What great advice. duhh! TOO FUNNY LOL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    Not Much More To Say.............

    Dunno if this reflects on the food or service..............
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F Nov 25, 2011

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    Funny One To Me

    I love funny signs and bumper stickers. I saw one the other day and I laughed out loud as I was walking. It said, "Either you are drunk or on your cell phone. I thought that was funny because I compare it to so many times I seen people that actually drive like the are drunk and...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F Mar 29, 2013

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    I Do

        i like to find silly signs . like dangerous men working . that is funny . becuase alot of women think men don't work .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2009

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    A sign in front of a local church .

    .. "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SIGN FROM GOD, HERE IT IS"
    HoosierHieny HoosierHieny 61-65, M 1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet

    ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETNOT MEAN ALL DAY BUFFETYOU NO COME STAY 4 HOURYOU EAT - YOU GO HOMEHahaha.  It was an outdoor sign.  The one with the replaceable letters, backlit, and big.  I didn't personally see this sign but at a local Chinese buffet that my family visits they have...
    AlDemone AlDemone 51-55, M 2 Responses May 2, 2012

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    Drop Out...

    I saw this sign in the Wairapa, North Island ,New Zealand. There had been alot of rain,the sign said DROP OUT .It was 500 meters from a school...
    eklectikceliac eklectikceliac 41-45, F Nov 23, 2011

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    These are supposedly actual signs

    that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left." Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain basement Upstairs" Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 5

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    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 6 days ago

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    I Have Two Signs I Have Taken Pics of In My Travles

    If you are interested in funny signs... I have a location of one for you. It is in the state of Tennessee, in Chattanooga. I do not know the name of the road but it is on a street takes you up the side of Lookout MT. The sign says "Lippery When Wet" Sorry I do not have...
    JamieBTrue JamieBTrue 36-40 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M Dec 9, 2009

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    Don't Squish The Penguins!

      Rofl. Just in case the pic didn't load for some reason, it said:   "Warning please look under your vehicles for penguins."
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    Workmen Ahead

    I saw this funny sign as I was approaching some roadworks: A workman begging: "Please don't kill us".        
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 1, 2011

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    A Sign At An Adult Store

    There is an adult accessories store in town that has a sign in the front parking lot that says – Adult accessories front and back entrance. Ever time I walk past that sign I have a chuckle. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 22, 2008

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    I really do. I like finding different ways to think about things or ways to look at different situations. Today, my dad helped me look at something in a different way. It really...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I had an emotional connection with a lady my age. My wife once scrolled through our chats and has constantly blamed me of extra marital affair with her ever since. I have feelings...
    phaedrus5445 phaedrus5445 31-35, M Mar 29

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    School Report Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy. “Isn't there a movie about...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 26

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    Emotional abuse... You always tell yourself when your young, "I will never let anyone treat me bad,"- "I will never be THAT girl." - "I will always stand up for what I believe in...
    URBeautiful88 URBeautiful88 18-21, F Apr 8

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    True Posted signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.' Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Eight - Chapter Eighteen Jock waited several minutes before proceeding. Being weaponless, he didn't want to leap into just anything. I huddled behind him...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 days ago

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    Knowledge sent on :) Angel wisdom!Out with the old! In with the new!Its a great time to clear out the old, and welcome the new. By letting go of everything that's weighing you down...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 5

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    I saw 2 death signs of 2 friends that I cared this year in different time. They had passed away. It was hard to accept. I even did nothing for 3 days before my friend gone. Last...
    Sonoluminescence Sonoluminescence 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    I love to just be me, and say stupid and silly things. I am kind of silly sometimes ;D
    CallMeAmy CallMeAmy 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    silly every day i wake up ultra mega super charged silly
    Beutifulman1970 Beutifulman1970 41-45, M Apr 15

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    I don't want to reason Or make sense anymore. It's not just physically tired its mentally tired. It's like I just want to throw in the towel. But it's a soaking wet towel. !!! I...
    Bonnienz Bonnienz 31-35, F Mar 28

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    My attitude when I'm tired differers, depending on how tired I am, and how long I've been up. I'm usually either silly and giggly, lazy and oblivious, grumpy as hell, or a...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Lightworkers: Lightworkers are those who volunteered, before birth, to help the planet and its population heal from the effects of fear. Each lightworker is here for a sacred...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    Really like tech n9nes Strange Music label. All the rappers he signs. Krizz Kaliko, Hopsin, Rittz, Kutt Kalhoun, Mayday!, few more. They go hard as hell. Good tunes.
    HeyIThappens HeyIThappens 18-21 Apr 12

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    I loveee my zodiac sign.. Like the information it gives me is so accurate about myself oh my lord it's amazing!
    TheThinkerr TheThinkerr 13-15, F Apr 15

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    My grandmother on my mothers side used TCP antiseptic cream .. Now when I use this after one of my 'accident prone' episodes memories flood back of my grandmother.. My grandfather...
    saxappeal saxappeal 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 16

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    Having the name Lilja is the hardest thing ever. And it is pronounced Lil-ya; it's Icelandic or something like that. I swear to Primus that I'm in the top ten of 'Mispronounced...
    megsygirl megsygirl 13-15 1 Response Apr 15

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Eight - Chapter Sixteen When I was a little girl, I never had any trouble dropping off to sleep readily, and was usually up the first time Mother called...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F a week ago

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    Movies that don't require too much thought. Some people can't stand them, I know. But I happen to enjoy them. Movies like "Strange Wilderness" and "Tenacious D" and "LA Story...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Eight - Chapter Seventeen Jock's legs were longer, but I weighed less than he and we took turns going into the lead,one outdistancing the other, then...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 6 days ago

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    Again...Sitting in an ocean of doubt and regret. "Why did i do it? Is there a way out?". I always want what i can't and will never have. It's silly....but is it? is it really? Why...
    DetachedCinnamon DetachedCinnamon 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I like bad pop music. I don't want to like it. I just do. I should not like "What Makes You Beautiful" but it's stuck in my head. Along with hundreds of others. Maybe I did...
    funcity2015 funcity2015 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I know I'm a silly old fart; it's not exactly what you'd call a fresh start. if there's nothing for you in the things that I do, feel free at any time to depart. (Mar.25, 2015)
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 25

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    I swear , do not ever text me while I'm tired or half sleep . It's like I'm half drunk & when I go to text you back , my vision is blurry & I'm not able to spell basic words...
    momo335 momo335 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I can do character voices. I like to make people laugh. I recite lines from movies just to get a laugh. I dance around with my daughter, dance and play dress up. All work and no...
    ThinkingIsBeautiful ThinkingIsBeautiful 26-30, F Mar 29

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    I talk l a lot of ****. I'm silly And sarcastic. I need someone that can talk **** back, have a sense of humor and just have a good *** conversation.. Is that to much to ask for...
    meriyia meriyia 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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