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I Like to Find Silly Signs

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    A Sign At An Adult Store

    There is an adult accessories store in town that has a sign in the front parking lot that says – Adult accessories front and back entrance. Ever time I walk past that sign I have a chuckle. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 22, 2008

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    A sign in front of a local church .

    .. "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SIGN FROM GOD, HERE IT IS"
    HoosierHieny HoosierHieny 61-65, M 1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    Workmen Ahead

    I saw this funny sign as I was approaching some roadworks: A workman begging: "Please don't kill us".        
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 1, 2011

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    Not Much More To Say.............

    Dunno if this reflects on the food or service..............
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F Nov 25, 2011

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    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    Stupid Human Tricks- Duhhh!

    Paid for by tax payers $Lets see, traveling 75 MPH, Hmmm....Conveniently located next to E.R. WOW REALLY???????????Wouldn't want to give them a belly ache.Job well done!No Way!Wishful thinking dude.THIS IS SCARY!What great advice. duhh! TOO FUNNY LOL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet

    ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETNOT MEAN ALL DAY BUFFETYOU NO COME STAY 4 HOURYOU EAT - YOU GO HOMEHahaha.  It was an outdoor sign.  The one with the replaceable letters, backlit, and big.  I didn't personally see this sign but at a local Chinese buffet that my family visits they have...
    AlDemone AlDemone 51-55, M 2 Responses May 2, 2012

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    Don't Squish The Penguins!

      Rofl. Just in case the pic didn't load for some reason, it said:   "Warning please look under your vehicles for penguins."
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    I Do

        i like to find silly signs . like dangerous men working . that is funny . becuase alot of women think men don't work .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2009

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    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 Apr 18

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    Drop Out...

    I saw this sign in the Wairapa, North Island ,New Zealand. There had been alot of rain,the sign said DROP OUT .It was 500 meters from a school...
    eklectikceliac eklectikceliac 41-45, F Nov 23, 2011

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    Signs and notices These are supposedly actual

    signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police." In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey "Our School...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 4

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    Funny One To Me

    I love funny signs and bumper stickers. I saw one the other day and I laughed out loud as I was walking. It said, "Either you are drunk or on your cell phone. I thought that was funny because I compare it to so many times I seen people that actually drive like the are drunk and...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F Mar 29, 2013

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    These are supposedly actual signs

    that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left." Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain basement Upstairs" Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 5

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    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza.

    Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 4, 2014

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    I Have Two Signs I Have Taken Pics of In My Travles

    If you are interested in funny signs... I have a location of one for you. It is in the state of Tennessee, in Chattanooga. I do not know the name of the road but it is on a street takes you up the side of Lookout MT. The sign says "Lippery When Wet" Sorry I do not have...
    JamieBTrue JamieBTrue 36-40 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M Dec 9, 2009

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    I want to begin my story where the trouble began. On June 23, 2010 my mother had a stroke. I was very upset. I came to the hospital and broke down but she recovered shortly and all...
    Caspianstorm Caspianstorm 36-40, M May 11

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    20 minutes remaining…and I swept into the kitchen grabbing a little of this…and a little of that. “What are you making?” Four little voices asked me…their eyes just...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 3 Responses May 2

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    I really do enjoy silly movies..... There's an awesome silly movie on Netflix, its "They Came Together"... its about a couple that found each other and found love together. You...
    Msprissy Msprissy 36-40, F 1 Response May 4

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    Guys I need some help and some advise. Be kind please I'm very fragile. 6 weeks ago my boyfriend and best friend of two years left me. Heartbroken doesn't even begin to cover it...
    Lostnemo Lostnemo 18-21, F 2 Responses May 4

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    I am an 18 year old male living in Washington state. You'll find alot of posts out there with "opportunities" like this, but if you really want to leave your life behind and see...
    JonCroft JonCroft 18-21, M 1 Response May 6

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    I had my Zodiac charts calculated and drawn up manually, a long time ago, by a friend of mine who was studying Astrology and the whole Zodiac thing. She wanted to do mine, not only...
    RobertaS RobertaS 36-40, F 1 Response May 14

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    It's a slow agony that burns through my veins to my heart, blistering the very thing that should be keeping me alive. It's an insurmountable longing to touch him, to see him, to...
    DisappearIntoSilence DisappearIntoSilence 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    Being silly is the best of the best, you can't chill with me if you don't have a sense of humor and can enjoy life, no negative people please and thanks! Life's way to short for...
    freespiritgal2777 freespiritgal2777 26-30, F 5 Responses Apr 27

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    There are signs that remind us of certain things. Being out of breath remind us that you have physical limits, wrinkles and white hairs reminding us that we’re aging, being sick...
    Synapse81 Synapse81 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Call of the Wild, part III '...Come ON , answer me ...' Whitey screams in her face. Misty makes grunting noises behind her gag. '... do you want Wolfy to have a bullet between...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F Apr 27

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    A lot of people think im immature lol But i HATE being serious all the damn time, like c'mon -.- don't take life so serious. i probably laugh like 100 times a day, i like to joke...
    Muffin19 Muffin19 18-21, F 5 Responses May 2

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    As we all know, herpes is a STD(sexually transmitted disease), and it will be passed to your baby if not in a correct way, and what is the correct way? Firstly, some useful tips...
    harryyang1990 harryyang1990 22-25, M May 4

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    I find this slightly annoying.... I know this movie was meant to be stupid and funny... I understand that, but it bugs me that at the beginning of the movie Borat he is talking...
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 2 Responses May 7

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    I find her attractive, yeah, in a number of ways. But also, I think she delivers an good performance in some movies, sketches and such. I just watched the bridesmaids, a film...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    I like to cook nice meals. I find it so much easier to cook meals for more than 1 but I live on my own. It just seems like a bit of a waste to go to the effort of cooking good...
    KSPerson KSPerson 46-50, M 6 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    A little bit drunk with my friend and we both liked it. We kept our relationship going for a while, and went beyond just kissing. I liked it. I haven't had another GF IRL since...
    giab1988 giab1988 26-30, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    As adults we spend most of our time at work, where we have to be somewhat serious, so it's nice to be a bit silly and have childish fun every now and then. My favourite place to...
    BexBaby84 BexBaby84 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 26

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    I'm not a violent type or one to be mean, but mess with me, my family or my girlfriend and, like the title says, I will bitchslap you silly. Try me.
    TrapQueen19 TrapQueen19 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I don't belong here, I don't belong any where. I am tired of feeling like I am on the outside looking in. I want to find a light in the dark.
    Infiniteblue Infiniteblue 36-40, F 2 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    And I'm trying, which is actually going good. I'm trying to think as positive as I can and think as less as I can about negative things. It's been helping me cause I see that I...
    IrwinsScars IrwinsScars 16-17, F 21 hrs ago

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    Those moments when you just can't be bothered and just proceed to do something unpredictably "you", and thoroughly enjoying the whole process, as well as, at the end of the line...
    abcdefghisabelmnopqrst abcdefghisabelmnopqrst 26-30, F 12 hrs ago

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    Life is a wave of vibration, a constant sound frequency, only altered by chemical means. Death is a null signal, a dead stop in the broadcast, a yanking of the wires that...
    Edg3Runn3r Edg3Runn3r 26-30, M 4 hrs ago

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    It use to clear my mind like lifting, now my mind races and fills with thoughts I can't erase, the pressure building with every step and recollection. Trying to find some inner...
    Kman4You Kman4You 36-40, M 3 hrs ago

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    I'm more silly if anything else, I love to laugh. I play a long with things to just get a simple laugh. The best is when people think you work at a store your stopping in and ask...
    Anotherdayjay Anotherdayjay 18-21, F 1 Response May 1

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    A man goes into a pet shop and buys a talking dog for 50 pounds. He then shows the dog to his friends and challenges them: "I bet everyone this dog can talk." His friends all take...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I want to find somebody to love... A girl..... Someone who will just love me for who I am..... Someone who I can spend time with, and enjoy their company.... Someone who is loving...
    Umorella Umorella 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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