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I Like to Find Silly Signs

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    A Sign At An Adult Store

    There is an adult accessories store in town that has a sign in the front parking lot that says – Adult accessories front and back entrance. Ever time I walk past that sign I have a chuckle. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 22, 2008

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    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    Don't Squish The Penguins!

      Rofl. Just in case the pic didn't load for some reason, it said:   "Warning please look under your vehicles for penguins."
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    Funny One To Me

    I love funny signs and bumper stickers. I saw one the other day and I laughed out loud as I was walking. It said, "Either you are drunk or on your cell phone. I thought that was funny because I compare it to so many times I seen people that actually drive like the are drunk and...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F Mar 29, 2013

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    A sign in front of a local church .

    .. "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SIGN FROM GOD, HERE IT IS"
    HoosierHieny HoosierHieny 61-65, M 1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M Dec 9, 2009

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    Signs and notices These are supposedly actual

    signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police." In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey "Our School...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 4

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    Not Much More To Say.............

    Dunno if this reflects on the food or service..............
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F Nov 25, 2011

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    I Have Two Signs I Have Taken Pics of In My Travles

    If you are interested in funny signs... I have a location of one for you. It is in the state of Tennessee, in Chattanooga. I do not know the name of the road but it is on a street takes you up the side of Lookout MT. The sign says "Lippery When Wet" Sorry I do not have...
    JamieBTrue JamieBTrue 36-40 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Drop Out...

    I saw this sign in the Wairapa, North Island ,New Zealand. There had been alot of rain,the sign said DROP OUT .It was 500 meters from a school...
    eklectikceliac eklectikceliac 41-45, F Nov 23, 2011

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    Stupid Human Tricks- Duhhh!

    Paid for by tax payers $Lets see, traveling 75 MPH, Hmmm....Conveniently located next to E.R. WOW REALLY???????????Wouldn't want to give them a belly ache.Job well done!No Way!Wishful thinking dude.THIS IS SCARY!What great advice. duhh! TOO FUNNY LOL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    I Do

        i like to find silly signs . like dangerous men working . that is funny . becuase alot of women think men don't work .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2009

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    Workmen Ahead

    I saw this funny sign as I was approaching some roadworks: A workman begging: "Please don't kill us".        
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 1, 2011

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    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 4 hrs ago

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    These are supposedly actual signs

    that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left." Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain basement Upstairs" Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 5

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    All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet

    ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETNOT MEAN ALL DAY BUFFETYOU NO COME STAY 4 HOURYOU EAT - YOU GO HOMEHahaha.  It was an outdoor sign.  The one with the replaceable letters, backlit, and big.  I didn't personally see this sign but at a local Chinese buffet that my family visits they have...
    AlDemone AlDemone 51-55, M 2 Responses May 2, 2012

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    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza.

    Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 4, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    I really do. I like finding different ways to think about things or ways to look at different situations. Today, my dad helped me look at something in a different way. It really...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I had an emotional connection with a lady my age. My wife once scrolled through our chats and has constantly blamed me of extra marital affair with her ever since. I have feelings...
    phaedrus5445 phaedrus5445 31-35, M Mar 29

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    I love love quotes now I just need to follow them
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney 18-21, F Mar 18

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    my life has left so much undone, like finding my true only one. there's not much left of me to offer, and nothing at all in my coffer. I guess I'll just enjoy the sun. (Mar.23...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 23

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    School Report Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy. “Isn't there a movie about...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 26

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    Not only am I suffering from writer's block, but also writer's indecision (that's what I'm calling it). Where I have so many ideas and I know I need to focus on one, otherwise none...
    Moonlight150 Moonlight150 22-25, M 14 hrs ago

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    Lightworkers: Lightworkers are those who volunteered, before birth, to help the planet and its population heal from the effects of fear. Each lightworker is here for a sacred...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 4 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Eight - Chapter Seventeen Jock's legs were longer, but I weighed less than he and we took turns going into the lead,one outdistancing the other, then...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 5 hrs ago

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    Movies that don't require too much thought. Some people can't stand them, I know. But I happen to enjoy them. Movies like "Strange Wilderness" and "Tenacious D" and "LA Story...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    Feel like crap today..I feel I'm never gonna meet the right guy that's gonna accept me for me,and Im not sure i can become the idea of who I wanna be :/ I feel like the only guy...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Round Here Chapter One Part One (ROUGH DRAFT) 14,431 people. That's the population of Chacksville, Louisiana. I imagine this place is equally your home as it is mine. Different...
    rydermatherne rydermatherne 18-21, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    Emotional abuse... You always tell yourself when your young, "I will never let anyone treat me bad,"- "I will never be THAT girl." - "I will always stand up for what I believe in...
    URBeautiful88 URBeautiful88 18-21, F Apr 8

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    From where does death follow and prey, tiptoeing around on pointed feet. No I do not describe decay, not at all in the -usual- way. I intend to describe a loss of self, when old...
    ltuthill ltuthill 18-21 59 mins ago

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    True Posted signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.' Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    WANDERING BEYOND ANY POINT some days my life is so sublime I feel like I'm committing a crime. I don't think it's guilt; it's has more of a lilt. sometimes it's just love of...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 24

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    It will never be your looks ... your experience about women... what will attract me to you will be the way you deal with me, the way you talk with me, the way you consider me...I...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 19

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    Knowledge sent on :) Angel wisdom!Out with the old! In with the new!Its a great time to clear out the old, and welcome the new. By letting go of everything that's weighing you down...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 5

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    When I was younger I had sex with my boss after a meeting when I was drunk. I realized what a mistake that was but the next time he saw me he was all over me and me had me give...
    donna415 donna415 36-40, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I love to just be me, and say stupid and silly things. I am kind of silly sometimes ;D
    CallMeAmy CallMeAmy 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    silly every day i wake up ultra mega super charged silly
    Beutifulman1970 Beutifulman1970 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I don't want to reason Or make sense anymore. It's not just physically tired its mentally tired. It's like I just want to throw in the towel. But it's a soaking wet towel. !!! I...
    Bonnienz Bonnienz 31-35, F Mar 28

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    Just the truth. :) I find their bodies attractive, but their attitudes are typically very attractive too! (if not a bit intimidating, haha.)
    sorceroussymbiote sorceroussymbiote 26-30, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I really just want to find a guy that can relate to me. I'm really shy so I don't have many friends anyway. but the ones I do have are all girls. I don't have a problem with girls...
    korymorris korymorris 13-15, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I love white/tan guy's with abs not being racist just saying and I like white/tan guys with out abs to
    silverangold silverangold 13-15, M 15 hrs ago

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    Fat weman rock I can't even think of of being with a skinny girl. I like to grab a hand full wen I grab her butt and know there are five more there to grab. Also so soft and warm...
    Chubbyhubby230 Chubbyhubby230 31-35, M 13 hrs ago

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    I want find a lady to ********** on Skype with
    Tarmigan Tarmigan 61-65, M 9 hrs ago

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