I Like to Find Silly Signs

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    Workmen Ahead

    I saw this funny sign as I was approaching some roadworks: A workman begging: "Please don't kill us".        
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 1, 2011

    Stupid Human Tricks- Duhhh!

    Paid for by tax payers $Lets see, traveling 75 MPH, Hmmm....Conveniently located next to E.R. WOW REALLY???????????Wouldn't want to give them a belly ache.Job well done!No Way!Wishful thinking dude.THIS IS SCARY!What great advice. duhh! TOO FUNNY LOL...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2013

    I Do

        i like to find silly signs . like dangerous men working . that is funny . becuase alot of women think men don't work .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 5, 2009

    Signs and notices These are supposedly actual

    signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police." In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey "Our School...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Apr 4, 2015
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616
    18-21
    Apr 18, 2015

    I Have Two Signs I Have Taken Pics of In My Travles

    If you are interested in funny signs... I have a location of one for you. It is in the state of Tennessee, in Chattanooga. I do not know the name of the road but it is on a street takes you up the side of Lookout MT. The sign says "Lippery When Wet" Sorry I do not have...
    JamieBTrue JamieBTrue
    36-40
    2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza.

    Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones
    18-21, M
    Apr 4, 2014

    These are supposedly actual signs

    that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left." Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain basement Upstairs" Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 5, 2015

    All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet

    ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETNOT MEAN ALL DAY BUFFETYOU NO COME STAY 4 HOURYOU EAT - YOU GO HOMEHahaha.  It was an outdoor sign.  The one with the replaceable letters, backlit, and big.  I didn't personally see this sign but at a local Chinese buffet that my family visits they have...
    AlDemone AlDemone
    51-55, M
    2 Responses May 2, 2012
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    Dec 9, 2009

    A Sign At An Adult Store

    There is an adult accessories store in town that has a sign in the front parking lot that says – Adult accessories front and back entrance. Ever time I walk past that sign I have a chuckle. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose
    56-60, M
    Dec 22, 2008

    Funny One To Me

    I love funny signs and bumper stickers. I saw one the other day and I laughed out loud as I was walking. It said, "Either you are drunk or on your cell phone. I thought that was funny because I compare it to so many times I seen people that actually drive like the are drunk and...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy
    41-45, F
    Mar 29, 2013

    Drop Out...

    I saw this sign in the Wairapa, North Island ,New Zealand. There had been alot of rain,the sign said DROP OUT .It was 500 meters from a school...
    eklectikceliac eklectikceliac
    41-45, F
    Nov 23, 2011

    Not Much More To Say.............

    Dunno if this reflects on the food or service..............
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 25, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2011

    A sign in front of a local church .

    .. "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SIGN FROM GOD, HERE IT IS"
    HoosierHieny HoosierHieny
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    I luv being silly and childish why not its fun
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