I Like to Joke Around

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    I read in my.local newspaper

    that the toilet was stolen from our Police station.., if you can believe that! The cops have nothing to go on! Bawhahaha! LOL
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jul 25, 2014

    This is something I'd totally do.

    Guuuu Guuuu
    22-25, M
    Jul 7, 2014

    I like to make people laugh,

    its a beautiful thing to put a smile on someone's face.
    Living2Heights Living2Heights
    18-21, F
    Jul 28, 2014

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to

    catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two...
    zydeko zydeko
    May 2, 2015

    Just a Bit

    Oh why not... life's so short and if I can't smile maybe you can. Just gotta take things a little less seriously and enjoy.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    Mar 9, 2008

    And that's why I get called crazy

    or weird a lot. Sarcasm is my vice! But where did your humor go??
    RainSerenedrops RainSerenedrops
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 15, 2015

    I probably joke too much

    though lol. I just find humor is the best way to relate to people
    CocineroJerfey CocineroJerfey
    18-21, M
    Jul 15, 2015

    Yeah I joke a lot. I'm a smartass

    and reply with quick stinging insults which I don't expect people to take too seriously. When it does hurt their feelings, I don't apologize. I use the excuse that they're too sensitive even if it is really serious. I'm very casual, I'm very relaxed. I don't stress a lot at...
    Frostbitten09 Frostbitten09
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 14, 2015

    I like jokes. My range is all over the place

    but i find the taboo jokes more provocative. I tell these jokes because I find them funny. But that doesn't mean I necessarily agree with them. Usually, I don't. If you are still offended and you have a problem, please take a stick and shove it up your ***.
    questionator2 questionator2
    Jun 15, 2014

    While the barber is lathering the man up

    for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The barber replies with a solution and pulls a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place the wooden ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and you...
    zydeko zydeko
    Jun 22, 2015

    Some of my coworkers

    and I belong to a Fantasy Football League. Each year my team is very good, except this year, it sucks, bad. LOL I have made a few player moves, we won our first game of the year last weekend, 1-4, we still suck. LOL Anyway, my best friend here at work and I always joke around...
    1niceguy4u 1niceguy4u
    51-55, M
    Oct 13, 2015

    I really do :p ...but sometimes my jokes aren't

    funny and can be taken wrong :c so it's not always a great idea.
    onestepaheadofyou onestepaheadofyou
    18-21, F
    Jun 22, 2015

    Daddy’s Call “Hello?

    ”, “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now...
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2014

    Life Is A Joke

    This is how I cope with stress. I joke. I make everything a joke. I have to or I wouldn't be the guy I am today. Yeah, to some I bet it is really annoying, or I may seem obnoxious. But I make sure to hurt no one. So it's all harmless fun, right?
    LatentWolfKc LatentWolfKc
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 13, 2011
    MississippiGal MississippiGal
    31-35, F
    Sep 21, 2015

    I can get really funny

    and jokey with some ppl. Made harmless joke to them x) and I enjoy funny and witty ppl When u got no bf and no one in ur life to make u happy, u juz gotta joke to entertain yourself :D
    Sal1603 Sal1603
    18-21, F
    Sep 22, 2015

    Love To Laugh

    i miss laughing, i really can be funny and i love making people smile maybe someday i will smile and laugh again.
    canttakelife canttakelife
    Oct 30, 2012

    i love messing around,

    life just isnt that important to me i love to bunk off and mess around. sometimes people can take it the wrong way and take offence but oh well. People say im lazy and well i have to agree with them :P
    tommoz19 tommoz19
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 7, 2015

    Yes that's me! I don't like taking life too

    seriously, there's enough to make us down and bored so why not? I am serious when I need to be but I try to keep those times down as much as I can.
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky
    22-25, F
    Jun 28, 2015

    Sense Of Humour Is Key ;]

    And not taking certain things in life to serious i guess. Most of my uncles are practical jokers, but my Uncle stephen  is the worst lol ;]  he has allways joked around' and says for every 1 time you play a joke on him he'll get you back 100 times and it's...
    jademariek jademariek
    18-21, F
    Oct 19, 2010


    I love just joking around. I have these fake cigarettes that i like to whip out occasionally. It almost always gets people. I took one out and started 'smoking' it in my AP U.S History class. Everyone looked at me in  Horror. My teacher looked like he was going to have a...
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2008

    This is a short clip

    that I saw many years ago. Still cracks me up.You Don't Know Jack Schitt!!!
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood
    51-55, M
    Jun 23, 2014

    I'm about to bust out of myself laughing.

    Can someone make me laugh?
    NotperfectEver NotperfectEver
    41-45, F
    Aug 11, 2015

    Propose to the one you love today 😍!

    If she/ He😒 Rejects ? Say happy April fools day !are you going to try it 😉😈✌️?
    deleted deleted
    Mar 31, 2015

    I don't hit the bars much any more,

    but back in the day I used to carouse around. Here is a joke I had a lot of fun with whenever I found myself sitting at a bar next a woman showing some nice cleavage with a plunging neckline. After a few drinks and casual convo and feeling loose. Do you like knock knock jokes...
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 16, 2014

    I wonder if people can tell

    when I'm kidding. I don't think so
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 28, 2016

    We call each other ugly ***,

    ******* and other names sometimes but we don't do it to insult each other, we just play. If you can't handle sarcasm or jokes then don't hangout with us!
    deleted deleted
    Jan 27, 2016

    Love To Laugh

    I like to give my hubby a hard time. Play jokes on him; he really loses it. LMAO I was folding his laundry the other day and there was a pair of socks that his dog chewed the toe right off of. Also one pair of black tighty whiteys that aren't his (didn't pack his underwear at...
    RyliesMom RyliesMom
    18-21, F
    Jan 11, 2011

    That's Ms. Sarcasm to You!

    I have to say that I use humor to deflect my true feelings and emotions.  Someone once said that humor is the greatest mask and I totally believe that.  It's like a defense mechanism that I have built into myself.  I know its not healthy because it always me to...
    reachin4goals reachin4goals
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 20, 2007

    I really like joking around

    and quoting comedy movies. Does anyone else do this? Or have sing alongs to the radio?
    dbanner2014 dbanner2014
    31-35, M
    Feb 27, 2014
    ImWatchingSpongeBob ImWatchingSpongeBob
    18-21, F
    May 24, 2015

    I just told two college students

    that I was fifty years old. Their reactions were priceless. :) Their eyes widened and their jaws dropped. They said I looked like in my late twenties. I looked at them like I was very serious. When they left, I heard someone snicker from the next office.
    mareliberum mareliberum
    Apr 17, 2015

    Winning Over a Stubborn Person! Shake Em With Jokes ;-)

    There are a few really really stubborn and quick to get into anger kinda people at my work place! Sometimes a really SIMPLE thing can turn them into anger monsters!!! seriously EVER HEARD OF TAKING A CHILL PILL????? I hate those people who think every DIFFERENT opinion is an...
    Isis2008 Isis2008
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Sep 26, 2008


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    zydeko zydeko
    Jun 22, 2015
    Living2Heights Living2Heights
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 11, 2014

    Airman Jones was assigned to the induction

    center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this...
    zydeko zydeko
    Jun 22, 2015
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