I Like to Laugh

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    Sometimes I just burst out laughing,

    just because... That gets me in trouble.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 29

    anybody have any corny jokes

    or jokes in generally...just wanna laugh
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 10, 2015
    NaomiSunshineJourney NaomiSunshineJourney
    31-35, F
    Feb 28

    I laugh all the time

    for every emotion out there. When I'm sad, mad, angry, upset, shocked... for ANY reason. I will laugh or chuckle and smile at the least. Especially in awkward situations My mother made a comment a while back because she had said something about me laughing and it was over...
    CharleeLuv CharleeLuv
    18-21, F
    Aug 11, 2015

    When I was younger I had a cousin

    who I always looked up to and thought was a legend But the only problem was that from when I was 10 to 15 everytime he met me he'd address me as " aww ya big gay boy!!!! "
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 15, 2015

    Everyone laughs at me

    when I laugh because when I do I look like a retarded seal. :3
    justthatnormal justthatnormal
    16-17, T
    May 25, 2015

    "North Korea's claiming

    that they successfully detonated their first hydrogen bomb. They haven't perfected color television yet, but they do have a hydrogen bomb." –Jimmy Kimmel "After they made the announcement, the people of North Korea were like, 'This is great, now can we have food and shoes...
    jopava jopava
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jan 9

    Two adolescent boys were drinking

    and being loud at the County Park. An old man sitting on the bench near theirs kept staring at loudest of the two. The young man stomped over to the old man and asked, "What's the matter old man, you never went wild when you were our age?" The old man answered, "Sure I did...
    CallmeIshmael CallmeIshmael
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 6

    people say that my laugh sounds like a mixture

    of elmo and a hyena and that its annoying at first but it makes me laugh harder and than everyone else starts to laugh too
    vernaee vernaee
    18-21, F
    Jul 30, 2015

    Health Warning

    I have just been advised of a newly discovered danger that affects thousands of people everyday.PLEASE READ AND PASS ON  I did not know this...When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.When you drink...
    pookiem pookiem
    56-60, F
    Nov 13, 2011

    I hate people who use big words just to make

    themselves look perspicacious.
    Liftofferik Liftofferik
    26-30, M
    Jul 14, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 9

    I love all kinds of comedy to make me laugh.

    I enjoy going to the local comedy club. I "just split a gut" after attending the comedy club. I love watching and listening to Bill Cosby, Flip Wilson, Dean Martin on CDs and DVDs. Laughing is great to get someone out of their depression or anger. When dating, I look for a...
    oldersinglemom oldersinglemom
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jun 5, 2015

    I believe this is a true story,

    but not sure. I found it on a site about dumb criminals. Just For Laughs San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1
    70+, F
    1 Response Jan 1
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 9, 2015

    Laughter makes everything easier,

    funnier, and happier ... Especially when you do it with a good friend.
    Steve0041 Steve0041
    41-45, M
    1 Response Sep 14, 2015

    What makes you nervous

    than public speaking? Petblic speaking! I wish I will get over it someday :( because I love cute animals. I have to try really really hard not to be nervous in the presence of a pet. Whenever I have a chance, I asked my friend to hold her pet in her left hand and hold my hand...
    whyacinth whyacinth
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 6

    It is beautiful to be around happy,

    funny people all week. Exhaustion is no match for humor. It wipes away every speck of tiredness in my body.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 24, 2015

    Hello. You have reached the number you have

    called. We apologize but our extension system is being repaired. If you know your party's extension, do not dial it now. If you'd like reschedule your appointment, press 7 to leave a message for the appointment rescheduler who is not in today. If you'd like to stay on the...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1
    70+, F
    1 Response Dec 23, 2015

    Someone broke into my house

    and stole all my soap. Dirty bastards.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 27, 2015

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?

    v=Yj-6nJCQYdo https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=oR35zzNKysg It's hard to enjoy the day if I'm eating things that make my body have to recover making my own life a war zone. Here are two funny sound bits I found from the past which are classics. The second is a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 16, 2015

    I Like To Laugh

    I like laughing happily forgetting all my worries... With the growing age and polluted mind, I'm forgetting how to laugh. Childhood had been very nice, where I used to laugh happily. I don't mind my looks deplete or I'm with no money, but I want to be happy and laugh happily...
    beingpositive beingpositive
    22-25, M
    Sep 29, 2013
    SatanicAngel22 SatanicAngel22
    22-25, M
    Jan 9
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 19, 2014

    Laughing is the best medicine

    and I couldn't agree more! I love to laugh but most importantly, I love to make others laugh. I mostly accomplish this job because my laughter is very contagious and loud (not in an obnoxious manner).
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    26-30
    Feb 18

    "North Korea's claiming

    that they successfully detonated their first hydrogen bomb. They haven't perfected color television yet, but they do have a hydrogen bomb." –Jimmy Kimmel "After they made the announcement, the people of North Korea were like, 'This is great, now can we have food and shoes...
    jopava jopava
    56-60, M
    Jan 9
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 27, 2015

    A doctor from France says: “In France,

    the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and...
    jopava jopava
    56-60, M
    1 Response Dec 10, 2015

    i like to laugh but its hard to

    when no one is making you laugh so can someone tickle me to make me laugh
    ticklemybarefeet ticklemybarefeet
    13-15, M
    Aug 5, 2015

    I'm going to try out my reversible jacket later.

    Can't wait to see how it turns out.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 27, 2015
    RoastedCycki RoastedCycki
    70+, F
    1 Response Oct 26, 2015
    sissy2985 sissy2985
    26-30, F
    Apr 26, 2015

    I love it and it makes me

    so happy when I do
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 20

    Joke #292 The Purina Diet

    I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I...
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    3 Responses Dec 3, 2011

    I have a toll free number

    for work, that routes calls to a telephone line in my office at home.. however it is very similar to one that Victoria Secrets in the UK have... LOL... I truly feel for the ladies who have dialled the number to chase an order or discuss a product issue and they get me...Their...
    HPage HPage
    51-55, M
    Aug 27, 2015

    And I enjoy ppl who laugh with me.

    If you're a comedian, even better. Either way... Ima laugh.
    Free8fallin Free8fallin
    26-30, F
    Jan 28
    Erie23 Erie23
    16-17, F
    Jan 9

    Older women know better.

    There once were two bulls standing on a hill - one young, one old. They looked out on the pasture full of cows. The young bull said, "Golly sir, let's run down there and get one of those beauties!" The old bull said, "Nawwww, why don't we walk down and git 'm all."
    CallmeIshmael CallmeIshmael
    61-65, M
    Apr 7
    SociallyAwkwardGirl SociallyAwkwardGirl
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Nov 16, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 11, 2015

    Confucius say one who thinks by inches

    and lives by yards should be kicked by the foot
    NoDaveParty NoDaveParty
    22-25, M
    Feb 21

    Mostly when I watch comedy

    or imagining an even from the day in a hilarious way. Does anyone just laugh when they feel like it?
    Chryssipus Chryssipus
    26-30, M
    Aug 2, 2015
    lorrena19 lorrena19
    18-21, F
    Apr 26, 2015

    Never realized someone could make you feel dumb

    and comforted at the same time or is that just condescension? Funny anyway
    katariffik katariffik
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 17
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 30

    If you can make a girl laugh,

    you can make her do anything. By Marilyn monroe TRUE..
    Elleshore81 Elleshore81
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Sep 18, 2014

    Another Gem By Doreen Peri My friend is a

    luddite. She says she'll never use a computer. Last night's conversation: Her: I used to be a courier not too long ago. Me: Really? I didn't know they still had couriers. I remember them from back in the 80s. Her: Yeah, they do. I picked up and delivered all sorts of things...
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    1 Response Mar 2, 2014

    I'm reading a book on antigravity.

    It's hard to put down.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 27, 2015

    Today morning , while i & wife were enjoying

    our morning Coffee. Wife: While reading a post on her FB page, she said "Can you bring the bathtub for me?" (Actually she needed a bowl from Kitchen) ME: Shall I bring bathtub to you or shall I take you to bathtub. and than the room was full with laughter. LOL
    wintersecret wintersecret
    36-40, M
    Jul 8, 2015

    the other day I was working with one of my best

    coworkers (who is deeply religious and Politically Correct all the time), we saw a car pull up in the parking lot with a license plate with something like "111-VJJ" in which she exclaimed "look a Va Jay Jay" ... I never laughed so damn hard when she said it...damn I'm immature
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 1, 2015
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