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I Like To Let Flies Crawl On My Penis

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    Flies

    I sometime like the feel of flies on me , I have let flies walk on my face too and int o my mouth
    stupidmoron stupidmoron 51-55, M Feb 10, 2012

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    Flies On My ****

    something happened to me that was not unpleasant nor hurtful. While fishing in a slew, I spilled some fuel on my shorts and underwear. I pulled all off and washed them, spread out to dry, I washed also and was drying. No one around so I was nude. As I was dozing I felt something...
    flyunited58 flyunited58 51-55 1 Response Jul 16, 2013

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    I don't usually like letting ppl in no more but every now and then ill finally give someone the chance to have the power of maybe hurting me. Thinking I can trust them and that...
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F a week ago

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    Stupid *** flies, polluting my room! Get da fuq out my window! Watchin this multitude fly about is making me feel like my rooms possessed.. Someone call da priest!
    bubble212 bubble212 13-15, F Jul 11

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    Bar Crawl An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close. He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he'll...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    tonight, i held my sweet boy in my arms, and felt his heartbeat as i listened to him breathe. these are the small comforts that remain, as old age has taken all else. he laid his...
    wildf1ower wildf1ower 22-25 4 Responses Jul 9

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    Turning from an optimistic person to a pessimist. Imagine if i'd go back to last year, this pain would not be there, the pain of feeling used and exploited. Over and over again...
    Xyanii Xyanii 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Okay I don't even know where to start. No matter where the hell you are from, no matter what kinda life you've lived, all boys have the same mentality. They all want the same thing...
    SaraRose0616 SaraRose0616 16-17, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I've only really had one person make me feel like this..... I made a bad decision... I let them inside my walls.... I hurt them and myself and I'm not even sure how.... I see...
    Thatrandomgirlamy Thatrandomgirlamy 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I would love to crawl to some as I in just my diaper and pink passy fire
    pinkdiapergirl28 pinkdiapergirl28 26-30, T 1 Response Jul 8

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    Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females." "How could you tell them apart, Joe? asked Charlie. "Joe replied, "It was easy. The 3 males were...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    My opinion of myself is more important than the opinions of others. I know myself. I know my intentions. I know who I am. No one else knows me well enough to draw accurate...
    Outspokin Outspokin 70+, M 50 mins ago

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    lets play!(: i dont really have anything better to do,message me dares and truths in the comments
    victoriaxawesome victoriaxawesome 13-15, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    But I WILL rick-roll you like a b!tch.
    SensitiveSelf SensitiveSelf 13-15 6 hrs ago

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    My computer has stopped working, so now I have no way of getting online from home and OMGGGGG it sucks! I've managed to get through a couple of weeks with no online company but I...
    TheLuckyHobo TheLuckyHobo 31-35, M 6 hrs ago

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    Let's play! Dirtier the better.
    Illyriaa Illyriaa 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you...
    Reesessquad Reesessquad 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    This stupid boss won't let me take my leaves! And I need to go to paris! How I wish I could curse as much as I could! Damn it! Just a few weeks to hold on,then I got my paycheck...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M 52 mins ago

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    Her Grey Eyed Baastard Part 1-She woke up by instinct. Something was tickling her belly. In the quiet darkness of the hotel room with the television turned off there all seemed...
    TenThousandSorrows TenThousandSorrows 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    i have always loved cats, i thought they were so elusive, and my active imagination led me to believe that they socialized with each other, had tea etc. when they left the house...
    Sake1008 Sake1008 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 17

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    My vision was alledgedly 20/30 out of both eyes when I started Kindergarten. I don't know what went wrong. I had always been cross-eyed though. The vision in my left eye had...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jul 20

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    Some people lack of self motivation, I say you must not want it badly, you were born 1 youll die as 1 , you are your own best friend or worst enemy. Just remember its you against...
    peaceembracer peaceembracer 22-25, F Jul 1

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    Bright colors yet to be painted everywhere.. the beige-grey walls of my spinning, humming prison cell screaming out to me, beckoning my senses in seductive whispers and commanding...
    pretender1326 pretender1326 26-30, M Jul 11

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    RP Only Mommy is looking for little babies. I love changing baby diapers and feeding my little baby. I love taking my baby for a walk in there stroller. I love hearing baby talk...
    MommySophie MommySophie 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Desperate i will crawl, waiting for so long....
    knock2knock knock2knock 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    This guy sent me a pic of his junk. 1.) he is like 50 2.) I don't want to see that 3.) the dumb *** still has his ring on when it's wrap around his penis --- can you say block...
    munchkey7 munchkey7 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    One thing on ep is there are a lot of distasteful people who like to send such vile messages . I respect myself to much to be one of those women who would entertain you so go away...
    summerspirit summerspirit 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    In college, I often wear the King Style Balls in One Erector Briefs. They house your balls in a mesh pouch and hold your penis erect in an upward tubular compartment. Sold at...
    Triangulate Triangulate 18-21, M 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    If you're male/female and you have a picture of your penis or a female gesturing sex acts in your picture then don't bother talking to me, I will either insult you or ignore you...
    ZoeLouise3399 ZoeLouise3399 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 6

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    A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!". The 5 KINGS that make people...
    vijay14 vijay14 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    Skype, video chat, etc etc etc about video call/or chat. Coz i don't trust guys. Because they will surely expose their penis there and im the one who is ashamed for those people...
    yodatheching yodatheching 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I know I held on far longer than I should have. I know I already lost my wife/my best friend years ago. I couldn't let go of the deeply routed genuine love, the amazing memories...
    someonerandom someonerandom 22-25, F Jul 5

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    Here's the task. My boyfriend put this all together and planned it out for me. It starts off quite easier and gets more challenging as it progresses. Firstly, I must wait until...
    OliviaBabe OliviaBabe 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 6

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    A letter to my 8 year old self; You've seen a lot of things and you've heard a lot of things too. Keep your head up. You'll never understand why dad did the things he did. Yes...
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    He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.At the end of the party, he invited her to have...
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    A guy like you is impossible to find <3 im sorry i ever doubt you honey. I glad that we become ‘us’ because you are the most special person in my life; you’re my...
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    Woke up to the sound of pouring rain The wind would whisper and I'd think of you And all the tears you cried – they called my name And when you needed me I came through Paint a...
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    This is the first time I am sharing my story. Exactly as I said before, I feel like I live in Hell. Hell on Earth, that is. Now, let me tell you why. First of all, I have a large...
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    I used to let everybody into my life, but now I'm very selective and don't want to let anybody in who I don't think is good enough. If people want to be in my life, they have to...
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