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I Like To Let Flies Crawl On My Penis

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    Flies - I sometime like the feel of flies on me , I have let flies walk on my face too and int o my mouth
    stupidmoron stupidmoron 51-55, M Feb 10, 2012

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    Flies On My **** - something happened to me that was not unpleasant nor hurtful. While fishing in a slew, I spilled some fuel on my shorts and underwear. I pulled all off and...
    flyunited58 flyunited58 51-55 Jul 16, 2013

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    Like let me tell you... It's amazing and turns me on when I make out a lot. I love it when a guy kisses my neck too and then bites my lip like oh my goodness major turn on. I'll...
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    When you want to forget something or someone, you write it in a piece of paper. Let everything out. And if you really want to let go of that person, burn that paper.
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    Blame my cloven hooves - If I sink what does it prove I'll always will be your prey Blame my crooked cross - Say I'm your bitter loss The winds of hell are blowing your way Carry...
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    Lmao life is so weird LIKE WOAH WOAH WOAH SLOW DOWN LIFE LEMME PUT MA SUNGLASSES ON (*☻-☻*)
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    The part of me that is most frequently complimented is my penis. People must be either easily impressed by penises or just overly sympathetic about them :/
    sillpantsface sillpantsface 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Question Ladies: Does Penis size Matter ??
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M Mar 26

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    These are question for the guys. Do you prefer length or girth? Have you ever met a guy who's penis looked small, but then once he was erect it was a different story?
    Jbsc21 Jbsc21 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    On days like today when my sinuses are waging war and I feel like I've been hit by a Mac truck, I want someone to bring me hot soup, crawl in the bed with me, hold me tightly in...
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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Two - Chapter Thirty-Two As the end of my first punishment week crawled to a close, and the weekend was in sight, I...
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    Reading takes me out of reality to a better place. Where everything is good and sweet and fun, and even if there's trouble those characters find a way out. I wish I could crawl...
    morganlynn95 morganlynn95 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    All men are liars, inconstant, hollow, talkative, hypocrites, proud and cowards, contemptible and sensual; all woman are perfidious, artificial, vain, curious and depraved; the...
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    I get like this way too often. I don't have patience enough to do my homework and I start complaining and then the things I make up start to happen and I get really upset and I...
    theblessingofinsanity theblessingofinsanity 13-15, T Apr 2

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    I hated the wind. My wind would rush to all the horrible things that could be breaking into my house. I lay there awake again that night. It sounded as if a herd of cattle was...
    ThorsonOfEarthHammer ThorsonOfEarthHammer 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Thirty-Eight I was never so grateful to see an end to a wedding as I was that day in July. The church, due...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 2 days ago

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    "If you can't fly, then run. If you can't run, then walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. But whatever you do; you must go forward." "She took a leap of faith and grew her wings on...
    GeekyLittleThing GeekyLittleThing 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Kinder, Kirche,Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Thirty-Nine Jimmy didn't like the notion that his big brother was starting kindergarten in September. He...
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    Woke up and was so comfortable I didn't feel like getting out of bed... Until my husband came in the room and started to massage me..... But as always it lead to his penis hard and...
    chellabella76 chellabella76 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    One day the penis tells the balls "we are going to a party tonight!" The balls reply"you're a ******* liar you always get inside and leave us hanging!!"😜
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F Mar 31

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    Q: What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common? A: The more you play with it the harder it gets
    sweettazzy sweettazzy 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    “I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.” —Unknown
    Iknowsomethingnow Iknowsomethingnow 26-30, F 8 Responses Apr 2

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    I would not like but LOVE to have a vagina!!! It would be so amazing to finally be a woman and have a vagina instead of my penis and live permanently female. It is what I have...
    wtbwoman wtbwoman 41-45 3 Responses Apr 8

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    "Treat religion like a penis. It's cool if you have one, but don't bring it up in every conversation, don't wave it around in public, and don't cram it down children's throats."
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    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 18

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