I haven't received one of these in awhile, had to laugh.
Thought I'd share.
do you it feels good doing it
I enjoy people who are witty with a sense of humor. Just fun to be around. Then others who, everything out of their mouth is funny.
My cousin laughs like a dying walrus. It makes me laugh too and sometimes my aunty thinks were laughing at her however i'm only laughing at my cousin's funny laugh hahah
Man I'm such genius I asked my roommate if she can do my book report and she a big fan of Hershey's so I may have made a GREAT deal with a whole box of Hershey's and two bucks I'm...
What did the fish say when it hit I concrete wall ?
Don't worry I'm loading up the gun :,D
I got a few calls from a friend's home security company this weekend. I don't know why, because we had a falling out over a year ago. But I'm still his emergency contact, and his...
I hate it when somebody tells you your way of parenting is wrong even though you have two Honor roll step daughters and have been helping raise them for over five years. Especially...
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool. :P
I love making my friends laugh, even if it's at my own expense such as relating the tale of when a squirrel crawled up my pant leg.
Sometimes I feel like I should have been a...
Full form of drinks;
D - delicious after 1 peg
R - romantic after 2 pegs
I. - interesting after 3 pegs
N - naughty after 4 pegs
K - king after 5 pegs
S - sucks after 6 pegs
Wanna know how I escaped Iraq ?
i love making people laugh
So there I was, standing in the middle of our bed with a pig under one arm, a one legged duck under the other, and a monkey stuck to the closet door knob by his butt hole when she...
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Yup, s'me. Doin' it agi'n. Well, it sounds better than it types! Being goofy is a really good way to hide from yourself, the world, your fear of others. But that's not why I...
heard one from an old Mexican friend of mine and I'm not trying to be racist:
what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
WARNING THIS JOKE IS F*CKED UP
I heard the Boston marathon was a lot of fun .
Everyone keeps telling me they had a blast
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.”
Why was World War I so quick?
Because they were Russian
Why was World War II so slow ?
Because they were Stalin.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
I just laughed like crazy today and it helped my mood stabilize maybe .
When my friends laugh at my jokes I feel good I love to make them laugh that's my hobby haha
Where do you drown a Hipster?
In the mainstream!
I know where the exit is.
What Concert Costs 45 Cents?
50 Cent Featuring Nickelback.
Haha anyone? No ? Just me ?
how many counsolers does it take to change a lightbulb? only one .but the lightbulb has to want to change
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
I like how respectful they are. They always make me laugh! :)
Like today, a man at work, around his 60's called me 'His little Japanese' .... I'm not Japanese, but I'm learning...
How many Mexicans dose it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan. Not racist :,D
So I'm going to have to stop telling people on the Internet that I'm really a man. Lol
My mom was rushing through setting up my account for my driving course online. She printed...
I make so many people laugh at my school, they always go to me when they're sad <3
It's hard to enjoy the day if I'm eating things that make my body have to...
For my friend DancinwaterZ, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.
Here is a picture of a croc .
For a while I didn't allow others to make me laugh. The moment I did, many good things happened. It is nice to have a smiley face.