I am getting happier. Part of that is because I'm a recovering alcoholic and I work with other alcoholics that are just getting sober.
Helping others makes me happy!
Such a good day, we had a laugh.
I deleted all the German people from my phone. Now it's Hans free.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What did the ghost say to the bee?
Ok so this is joke 3, again feel free to facepalm yourself, or tend to break pencils from my ridiculous jokes..
Whatcha call a gator in a vest? An investigator! Cuz he's a IN a...
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.
Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.
Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.
and if you played for hotdogs there would be no winners lol
Hehe this is Joke no.2, please feel free to facepalm if this joke is really bad but I like it so yep!
What do you call the ambulance for lemons? 😏 The Lemon-Aid...
Ok so...why isn't poker played in the jungle?! Because there be too many cheetahhsss!!! You get it?! Cheetahs like cheaters...yep •_• that's my sense of humor...I have more...
I love to laugh, and I love hearing others laugh. It keeps me going through the day, and it puts a smile on my face. That's why I like making others laugh all the time.
Yea it's just that funny guys are good to be with esp. those with sense of humor and not so serious becuz I myself is a joker lol
morning glory... have a blessed day everyone
"Spell this or you're fired"
I had trouble sleeping last night because the animals I kept using to count with were endangered species and I would run out. I should have just stuck with sheep.
those are the best kind!!!
Major weakness for me is a guy that can make me laugh and keep it REAL. Looks are irreverent, because if he has a sense of humor, that is so much sexier than a dull, boring...
Nope, sorry you're on your own.
But could you help me?
I had a small party at my home a while back and I decided that I would be the comedian for the night. It was last minute so I did not have any real jokes, so I told the story...
Thank you guys! =) You capture my heart.ahahaha
I do wonder why people laugh at some things I say. Many times I just blurt stuff out to break the silence.... lence....lence...*echos and atomic crickets* O.o
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well...
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Q: How come oysters never donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.
I get kicks out of hurting douchebags.
There's nothing like a good laugh. Laughter truly is the best medicine. I get to reading some of the things people put on here, and burst out laughing. It is hilarious. Some really...
The Court Jester plays the fool for laughs, but is smarter than you think. They command attention with their cheeky sarcasm or dry wit, and gauge people's reactions - picking up...
I've lived a lot, seen a lot, been through too much...gives one some knowledge and wisdom to work off of. Probably the voyeur in me too, but I do like helping others that are...
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but...
A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.