And I always hope you're laughing with me and not at me :)
"Can I borrow your plug?”
Easy conversation starter! It's also a good excuse for sitting right next to someone–extension cords can only extend so far. Plus it has sexual...
My son made it on the school's soccer team. He really wanted to be goalie and he got his wish. He's so excited... but after seeing this video, I'm not sure I want him playing now...
...... and I thought I was the only... special one. LOL LOLAnyone else think this when they were younger?
it makes me loosen up when a guy can make me laugh it makes me more comfortable with them
I used to have a parrot that could talk. He was an amazing animal that used to make me laugh and at times it was almost like having a friend around. It's a tragedy that he never...
English Vs Inglish. Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has...
I've got nothing to do today but smile right now. I keep thinking about this 5 yr old student in my class. He is has brittle bone, and completely deaf soon he wills be wheelchair...
I'm a high school teacher, I always try to find a way to make my students laugh while learning.
Even when at my own expense. If I happen to trip over nothing when you're having a bad day and it makes you smile, then that floor definitely tripped me! If you are ready to cry...
My bff had a bout of hypochondriasis again! The same of old fear, the same trend of thought...
Bff: I'd like to live very long. What should I do?
Me: That's a wise...
you need not be an entertainer. you just need to have a good heart and always do make someone happy when he is depressed or in pain. you won't earn money but you will feel happy...
I teach pre school 3 year olds. while potty training I took the boys to the restroom. they were all standing up trying to pee over the toilet bowl , when I came across little mason...
I let my female friends hold my penis when I pee, if they want to know what it feels like to have a penis.
"I'm tired, but I can't sleep..."
Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.
If you fall into puppy love you could end up living like a dog
Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
Nowadays, i dont know whats wrong with me!!.. i feel like i am getting boobs (breasts) .. every 3 days it getting bigger and bigger.. but I AM A MAN.. WHY IS THAT HAPPENING??!.. i...
Grandpa thinks boobs are the three stooges ha
My grandpa got a new hearing aid.... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
We have to give Grandpa Viagra to keep him from rolling out of bed!
i just told someone 'your worse then those stringy things in bananas'
The guest to the londiner.
- Call me a taxi please!
- Ok. Hello taxi, how are you?
I can do it but you need a sense of humor.
...when I say something serious...but when I tell a joke, I can't even hear crickets!~
Went to the beach with my family today and had vegetarian buffet as dinner. It's a happy day full with sweet memories
finally i got my student visa accepted in usa
don't be upset because something great will happen soon mine was today urs might just be tomorrow :-)
I think that Marshawn Lynch would be an easy DLC character to add to Smash Bros. They could skip giving him a final smash because they'd refuse to give him the ball.
Stop it ! .................lol
When you really want to slap someone, do it and yell "mosquito".
Here's a thought !!!! Wooohooo it counts to be fast at something's lmao :P
Excuse me? Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. YOU...
Autocorrect can kick my ask.
Starting my medic shift so heres a clinical joke ( its a bit **** )
A pirate goes to the clinic worried that the moles on his back may be cancer.
" its ok" says the Dr " there...