I Like To Masticate Many Times Every Day

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    The Climax

    There's no point in masticating unless you swallow! 
    mrmoo1231 mrmoo1231
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2010

    (sobs) It's True... I Can't Deny It Anymore! I Do!

    (Tears of shame run down my face as I write this.....) I can't hide the truth anymore... I can't deny this about myself.... I masticate. Everyday. Many times everyday. Sometimes I masticate in private.... other times with my partner... sometimes ... (Oh, God! ...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    28 Responses Feb 11, 2010

    Yes, It's True

    I admit it, I masticate many times every day ...in fact, most days I even masticate in front of my boss. And he still doesn't fire me!
    Dragon56 Dragon56
    61-65, M
    Feb 11, 2010

    So I walk in there, my brother's around

    and I end up kissing my own brother. (That's far out man.) That's what I'll say it's ****** up.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 14, 2014

    Mmmm

    My masticating activities have led to an rounded personality. I have decided to exercise rather than masticate, cutting my  activities to just twice a day.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 25, 2010

    I Am About To Go On A Juice Fast

    My masticating days are over!  For awhile, anyway.  I don't want to stop eating for so long that I get brain damage, but I am going to do a little system cleansing.  Carrot and Granny Smith apple juices mixed are almost too much -- unbearably sweet and...
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel
    51-55, M
    Feb 24, 2010

    Yes, It's True.

    Yes, it's true.  Pretty much every time I get on EP, I start.  I don't stop until I have exhaused my EP opions.  Then I have to go clean up.
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 11, 2010
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