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    Wrong E-Mail Address...

    A couple going on Vacation but his wife was on a business trip, so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. when he reaches his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick E-mail. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and...
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    1 Response Jun 20, 2013

    The Boss....

    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" the assistant says, "$2000." the man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The...
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    1 Response Sep 12, 2013

    Buying Drinks At A Bar..

    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: "I'll have a B and C" Bartender: "What is a B and C?" Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" Redhead: "Gin...
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    May 14, 2013

    Want Me To Paint For You?..

    A Blonde was recently fired from M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed a work done, she found a man who needed a painter. "I'm here for the paint...
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    May 13, 2013

    Train Ride!.

    A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says...
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    May 13, 2013

    Education For !..

    Eight year old Johnnie came home from school one day. At the supper table he announced to his Mother and Father that tomorrow in school they were going to learn about sex education. The next evening at the dinner table Johnnie's Mother asked. "Well Johnnie, what did you learn...
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    May 28, 2013
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