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    Don King Words

    So I'm in a meeting with high level people in my company, So the Douche Bag Executive is giving his presentation and hes like talking like Don King His like the profit margin last quarter was "splindeferous" and that thinks were "mythilogically" getting...
    siggy10 siggy10
    31-35, M
    7 Responses Oct 9, 2009

    Officer, It Was Like This...

    My friend told me this story when we were talking about automobile accidents and the crazy ways that some of them happen.  It cracked me up.  At the shipyard where he worked they only got a thirty minute break for lunch so everyone brown-bagged it...
    honeybit honeybit
    61-65, F
    1 Response Jun 23, 2010

    On Obama, Our President !

     A stranger was seated on a plane next to a little black girl.  He said to the little girl "lets talk, I've heard that flights can go much faster  if you strike up a conversation  with fellow passengers"  The little girl, who had just opened...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Mar 31, 2009

    Little Kids

    Friday  is movie day at school. I took the kids to the restroom and told one boy he should potty before the movie started.  "No thanks," he said   "I'll potty on Monday."    One girl said, " If I have a baby, I'll scream and...
    wiseowl wiseowl
    61-65, F
    Dec 4, 2009

    Pink Lady

    Another Story told to me by my dad. There once was a lady who very much loved the color pink. She owned a Bread and Breakfast that of course was pink. She was in her pink home in her pink living room sitting on her pink chair watching pretty in pink, when all-of-a-sudden there...
    ImNotSam ImNotSam
    18-21, M
    Oct 3, 2012

    Shared #6 I Read This Somewhere And Just Had To Share It Here (cerebral cortex)

    Conversations With a Cerebral Cortex (Left/Right) Post by littlewing Happened to be surfing the web when I should be writing writing writing. Instead, find myself flipping through play lists stopping at SOAD, (Aerials, Cubert, Chop-Suey), NIN (Downward Spiral, c'mon), Rage (ALL...
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    Jul 21, 2011

    I Love My Dad But ... My Mama

    Fathers you have in your hands the means of shaping your son's futures dont mess with it. I am the EXTRA son of my father, having an older and a younger brother, as well as an older and a younger sister. Well, having favourites maybe human nature, but as a father, one should not...
    blacknight blacknight
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2010

    Ancient Translations A monk his entire adult

    life, Brother Andrew was responsible for training new scribes in the art of copying by hand -- word for word -- the holy writs. One day an eager new scribe, Brother Jonathan, asked if anyone had ever made a mistake. "Oh no," said Brother Andrew. "These words have always been...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 5, 2014

    Toast And Tea

    Years ago I went to the beach with my husband and he got a pretty bad sunburn -- he was toast!  Our next door neighbors told him that it would take the sting out of the burn if he ran a tub of warm water, threw in a fist full of tea bags, let it brew and then cool off...
    honeybit honeybit
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2010

    Purple Polk-a-dotted Ping-pong Ball

    Here's a story my dad told me a wile ago. There once was a little boy, who was going to his first day of kindergarden. He had a great day. He made many friends, and everyone looked up to him. When his dad found out, he was very proud. He talked about that to his son. "Son, I'm...
    ImNotSam ImNotSam
    18-21, M
    Oct 3, 2012

    One Of 'those' Days

    Today started out normal enough.  I got up early and made a breakfast of eggs, toast, and bacon for Kass and me.  He had a doctor's appointment at 10:30 and since his stroke in 2006 we have to allow plenty of time for getting ready -- moving fast isn't an option.  So, all was...
    honeybit honeybit
    61-65, F
    Jul 28, 2011
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