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I Like to Tell Fibs

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    I want to tell someone how I feel but there's no one I can talk to. I was in a relationship until a few days ago but it ended because something bad happened to my girlfriend who is...
    Marylin13 Marylin13 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    This was in response of my friend telling me a story about his bother being a fruit tree as he is a seed off one of her branches, growing and developing. I too have stories like...
    purplehorizons665 purplehorizons665 16-17, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Sometimes you don't even know when people are telling the truth cause all of your life you've been lied to.
    LIFEGOESON805 LIFEGOESON805 16-17, M 2 hrs ago

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    My wife and I have been in a hard marriage. We been married 3 yrs, together 4. Our problems started when she quit her job to try and get help for her 12 yr old autistic son. I was...
    heartbroke73 heartbroke73 41-45, M 4 Responses Nov 12

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    So this is something I sent to one of my friends the other night because we had a fight and he didn't believe I truly cared. So I told him stuff about me that was really personal...
    SlothQueen SlothQueen 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    I am currently angry... I've been talking to this guy and I thought he was different and he likes me I like him, but I have caught him out on a couple of lies and I told him, his...
    Gaffa1234 Gaffa1234 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 4

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    I have literally only 2 real friends and I can't even tell them everything. I tell my family so much... But I REALLY can't tell them everything. The main problem I have is that I'm...
    lolilover1 lolilover1 22-25, M 6 Responses Nov 4

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    okay so b4 i start this i want to tell you i am adopted and ik how it feels and some of the thought that go through your head like why did my biological parents give me up was...
    warriorwolf1818 warriorwolf1818 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 10

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    I like the site, but I really hate how it's run. No joke. Take a recent issue I've had with them as the perfect example; I received a message from staff, claiming that content that...
    Iamalpha Iamalpha 26-30, M Nov 14

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    Most people in my school don't like me because I'm a goody-goody, and of the few friends I have I can't tell them very much... And what I do tell them I only tell certain people...
    Snowboy6421 Snowboy6421 13-15, M 8 Responses Nov 14

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    I wanted to describe myself but I don't know how, so instead I used a hetalian paste up thing. I'll do more. The Allies America (Alfred F. Jones) You love hamburgers (x) You...
    AlabasterFrog AlabasterFrog 13-15 1 day ago

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    Laquisha walked into Will’s living room. Soft music played from an old radio. A night lamp stood on an end table lit on its lowest level. Will lay asleep in his black leather...
    mejc mejc 51-55, M Oct 27

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    I am hoping to run into the last known boyfriend that my wife had. I know they had an affair of unknown dimensions except that I know they met alone several times for year or so...
    MsNeither MsNeither 56-60, T 3 Responses Oct 28

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    Well, I write 200 stories about my life, but had to erase them all because of negative comments made by people. I wrote about Indian Hindu genocides and how they murdered my...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    Back when I was living in Oxford, I really liked this woman she was so kind, genuinely really nice person, intelligent, good personality, really pretty, about 10 years older than...
    LLOYDX LLOYDX 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 1

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    I do this every time I like someone. I never tell them the truth, because I did that once and it didn't end well. However, I don't mind not telling them.
    TeresaChanaki TeresaChanaki 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 2

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    Well, actually, I used to think I was straight, or maybe I'm just at that curious stage, is what adults would say. I've fallen in love with my best friend(I'm a girl, she's a girl...
    charcoaldove charcoaldove 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    I like people who knows their ****. Who knows where they want to be and what they want to do and how they're going to achieve those things. I like people who are straightforward...
    hecknope hecknope 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 4

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    There's so much in the air That you just cannot see Like the love I have for you That has long been flowing through me And when I close my eyes I'm taken to another place Where...
    PerpetualDreamers PerpetualDreamers 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 6

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    I have this weird feeling inside me whenever he talks to me , I don't know why I feel like this , it's not love maybe I have a crush on him ,i think because I like the way he tell...
    belllla belllla 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 8

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    I just want someone to cry to, I want someone to love me, give me a childhood and a life that I never got. I feel ripped apart and broken inside that nothing good is ever going to...
    ExPButterfly ExPButterfly 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 12

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    I'm not a writer, sometimes I lack common sense, and other times I make no sense at all. If you still with me for the nect few minutes though I only hope that it gives you some...
    InfinitelyCurious InfinitelyCurious 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 12

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    Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words, Killing me softly with his song, Killing me softly with his song, Telling my whole life with his words, Killing...
    justforyou417 justforyou417 13-15, M Nov 14

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    I am a very honest person. If I share pictures, they are really of me. Everything I have been through is the truth. I don't lie about my name, age, where I live, etc. I understand...
    wildalaskanrose wildalaskanrose 22-25, F Nov 14

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    Everyone morning I get up, take the bus, take the train, take the undeground to go to university. Everyone morning I realize that people barely look at each other and that no one...
    SmallGirlOne SmallGirlOne 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I discovered Experience Project yesterday and when I did I just let out a sigh of relief because I recognised it to be a place where I can share my story with anonymity. When I...
    cairns7926 cairns7926 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    No one understands me because no one knows me. Everyone I know I can't trust they all have someone else they have to tell. If I tell someone anything everyone knows. So I tell no...
    AnnaSpring AnnaSpring 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 24

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    I have worked in this café for 2 years. I laid an eye on him on first sight. He is quiet, friendly looking and mysterious. He came to the coffee shop everyday for a coffee, but no...
    seraphurn seraphurn 22-25 Oct 25

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    Part 1: Omniscience- You know how boring things would be if you knew absolutely everything... Just think about it... You don't get the mystery of doing studies, linking previous...
    4NeonFun 4NeonFun 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    today is my cousin's funeral.. we just buried him.. he was one year older then me.. we went to school together.. as adults we didn't hangout much but every time we saw each other...
    cathlene2014 cathlene2014 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 30

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    1) I love to read, and I read really, really fast. Anyone remember "AR" points in elementary school? The goal per month was usually around twenty points. In the third grade I got 2...
    pickapebble pickapebble 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 1

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    Heart this if you heard at least one of these lies then comment which one. Lies lies lies -poem This life we live The people we meet Family Friends Teachers Lovers And the...
    dashuria dashuria 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    I feel like I am being lead on, whether intentionally or not. I really like (yes that like) a friend. I can tell her things I can't tell other people. I told her I was a lesbian...
    Geb99 Geb99 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 2

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    Write from Wrong Could you tell, the right from the wrong, The black from the white, Or were my words, Just lines from a song. What did you feel, was it heaven or hell, The light...
    manofsolitude manofsolitude 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 4

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    I accidentally deleted my story to this experience when I was going to add a comment (I wanted to delete the comment, NOT the story) So.. *sigh* Here I'll try to write it again...
    AngelicLights AngelicLights 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 9

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    Two years ago i fell in love. At first it was just like some other teen crush i had earlier. And then, one of my really good friends, told me she is in love with him. But she didn...
    MentalnoSjebana MentalnoSjebana 13-15, F Nov 9

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    Just sayin, but why are you going to badger me to do something, and then get upset when I get pissed about you telling me to take care of it?! You know you would get bothered if I...
    HeatherMarie14 HeatherMarie14 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 9

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