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I Like to Tell Fibs

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    Iv noticed that I think my dreams are trying to tell and show me a darker side to me, I do feel like I have a inner darkness inside me and my dreams are trying to show it. I...
    AnotherTomboyGamer AnotherTomboyGamer 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    I don't know, since high school I felt like I had no one to tell anything to. well, since my best friend dumped me. when I had a problem or something, I don't know who to tell. I...
    gytriajeng gytriajeng 16-17, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I consider myself a lover of music and this leads to an element of snobbery on my part, although others are just as guilty as I. As with many aspects of my life, I don't like the...
    ForeverInDarkness22 ForeverInDarkness22 22-25, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I know this sounds stupid to most of people but I've tried to find a boy that I like. I can be like wow if I see a guy that looks good in my eyes and if I notice that he likes me I...
    realandtrue realandtrue 18-21, F 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    " You're beautiful" a man tells me on a dating site. Afterawhile the words just dissolve together. In the long end, it seems that it doesn't matter what your pictures look like.A...
    wingeyes wingeyes 31-35, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I can still hear your name on my lips..oh how I wish I could tell u how I'm feeling.. I wanna use these lips to tell how much I miss you.. How much I wanna hold you.. I can feel...
    cocoastrawberry cocoastrawberry 18-21, F 24 mins ago

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    I am quite offended. One thing I hate about this site is when you become honest to people and show your true self and then you have nice conversations for long periods of time...
    Renshiin Renshiin 18-21, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I'm lonely, it makes me sad sometimes. I need someone caring and nice to tell anything to, someone who can comfort me. I will be there for that person as well. There's nothing like...
    ijustwanttobehappy9 ijustwanttobehappy9 18-21, F 7 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Being 22 I felt like I haven't done enough in life. I don't if it's just me or everyone feels like this but things get real tough sometimes. I would like someone that I can tell...
    carroyo18 carroyo18 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I'm in high school and I'm a girl, I'm the type that everyone thinks I'm happy and joyful when really I'm sad, I've got so many problems, I feel fat, and my dad is having financial...
    hgscgirl hgscgirl 16-17, F 12 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I don't know why everything goes wrong!!! In the beginning of this year my math teacher was the best he was teaching us perfectly, waiting in the class at lunch time If any student...
    nona000 nona000 16-17, F 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I feel like this is a weird thing, but I find the smell comforting. It's really not a pleasant smell, but I still like it. Does anyone else find this? Someone needs to tell me when...
    Avotica Avotica 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I get confuse with his kindness. Am I just being dreamy about stuff or does he really like me? How can you tell if a guy likes you?
    inseng12 inseng12 22-25 3 hrs ago

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    1. I Love Pandas 2. I Love Eminem 3. I Have A Huuggeee Crush On My Friend & A Few Crushes On Some Of My Ep Friends (: 4. I Dislike Even Numbers 5. No Idea Why. 6. I Love Italian...
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    Most of the dreams I have I am flying soar like a bird or I am floating on space on space suit just me floating I feel so happy ... That is until I wake up Any theory's on what...
    1Miserablemind 1Miserablemind 18-21, F 2 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    I tried to make this interesting .. 1: I love to socialize with other people but at the same time I also like to be alone every once in awhile. 2: I can touch my nose with my...
    Ennevi Ennevi 18-21, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    ~A Cat's Life~ Does anyone else feel that they are not entirely human, like from the inside? Cause i feel i do not fit in this body as a human, people at school call me literally...
    SirTigger SirTigger 13-15, M 10 hrs ago

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    I wanted to tell you everything. And that hurt because some things were too scary. Some things even I didn’t understand.
    Ennevi Ennevi 18-21, F 3 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Is there such thing as being too honest? If you are, someone will get hurt, if you are not, it will bother you because you can't share how you truly feel. So do you tell or not??
    juliellanos juliellanos 26-30, F 7 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I want to tell someone anything and know that I can trust them with my secrets and that they can always trust me as well
    carroyo18 carroyo18 22-25, M 5 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Night Ranger - "Don't tell me you love me", 1984
    AnnRhodes AnnRhodes 18-21, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I've been on my feet all day with the exception of sitting in the car.. I do that sometimes, like when I get home from anywhere. I just stay in the car...motor off, of course. I...
    Sunshine0615 Sunshine0615 36-40, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    People always tell me I am a flirt but I don't think I am. I think I am just being nice. Somehow it always get mixed up and I attract the guys I don't want. :/
    juliellanos juliellanos 26-30, F 3 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    Oh what I'd give to have him tell me that he loves me. I don't think it's that unreasonable... is it? He's told me a couple of times before but I just want to hear it again.
    smurfinaround smurfinaround 16-17, F 13 hrs ago

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    Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females." "How could you tell them apart, Joe? asked Charlie. "Joe replied, "It was easy. The 3 males were...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I like the word scoop. It needs to be longer so i'm adding this.
    J4ckie123 J4ckie123 13-15, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    1. I have borderline personality disorder 2.I write lyrics & poems 3.I love to cook 4.I have a thing for country boys 5.I have no respect for my mother 6.I'm in a relationship...
    xchelseydawnx xchelseydawnx 22-25, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    So nervous about writing this...I know it's sounds silly and childish but even though this is over the Internet I still feel like I should keep my feelings bottled up which my...
    Krystal666 Krystal666 13-15, F 27 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    My username... I feel broken so much, and fragile like glass... The apple part is because my love, used to give me an apple each day he saw me... It's a find memory... But it also...
    Brokenglassapple Brokenglassapple 16-17, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I know I put the experience title as such above, but at the moment I would put myself on the borderline of not liking his actions and/or just not caring any longer for him...
    Paintbrushes Paintbrushes 16-17, F Jun 27

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    I was 14 or 15 ,,I am not really sure but I believe 15 ,,,I had broke up with my girl friend (a short time later became my wife) and I was staying at Mom and Dads ,( my girlfriend...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    This story was not written by me . . i just wanted to share. "Best friend"       10th grade    As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so...
    s3gur0 s3gur0 22-25, M Jun 29

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    I don't even know where to start mainly because all my life I've been an outcast. When I was young my real father left me and so my mom worked a lot to keep food on the table and...
    Arwenlethena Arwenlethena 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter One Hundred Forty-Two It was a couple hours after Robert and Jimmy left when I got the phone call I was...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jul 1

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    Okay so today.... Let me first say that I work in a retail store. I work in the shoe department and I'm the only one in this shoe department, which sometimes isn't the best, like...
    daisymetcalf daisymetcalf 22-25, F Jul 5

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter One Hundred Fifty - Seven May 1, 1964 - Barbara's graduation. Jimmy was the only one of the Gordon family...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jul 16

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    I would tell you how your eyes could light the darkest of alleys, how your voice echoes in my hears and bounces off the corners of my mind long after you're gone. How each word...
    terribletaytor terribletaytor 18-21, F Jul 17

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    I like this guy and he doesn't know it and I'm afraid to tell him or anyone else and ik he doesn't like me because he's in love with this girl who has a boyfriend. Should I tell...
    sophieeeeeeee123 sophieeeeeeee123 13-15, F Jun 25

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    In my English class last year we had an assignment to write a story from the book Keeper 'n Me in a character's perspective, complete with colloquial and vernacular language. This...
    Skirefly Skirefly 13-15, F Jun 26