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I Like to Tell Fibs

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M Dec 24, 2010

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    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M Jan 21, 2010

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M Jan 15, 2009

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    I don't know how I got here. I have never had problems finding friends (not in big numbers, no, but I have always had at least one good friend that I felt very close to) and I am...
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    I wished I had someone I can tell everything too but since I don't have that... I'll just tell you guys. Today my doctor prescribed me another anti-depressant so a week from now I...
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    Short story 2: "Hello, Terra." He says as he walks in. He stands over me tall and dangerous. I glare at him. "What do you want from me? Just tell me already and LEAVE ME...
    Broken6172000 Broken6172000 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    In My Ears And In My Eyes Twenty Mommy stopped short as she saw me standing there. She didn't have a stick with her this time, and by the expression which crossed her face. she...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 61-65, F 7 hrs ago

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    So, I'm a little shaken today, not sure how correct that response is. I had a plan to reveal Charlotte next month on poetry night around the time of my birthday. I haven't been...
    CLaquelle CLaquelle 31-35 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Not telling the truth about our real feelings and dragging others around emotionally through this attitude by extreme withdrawal, silent treatment and the method of lessening words...
    consciousness811 consciousness811 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde
    LibriArte LibriArte 18-21, F 9 hrs ago

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    I liked a guy. We had a 7 years of age gap, but that doesn't really matter. What made me fell for him? His humble and great personality. Just that, we can't really communicate well...
    sxyylove sxyylove 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    People totally expect me to tell them I'm doing fine. They don't want to hear anything else from me. So, I'm forced into living a lie. I have to put up with everyone's sh!t and...
    Mossonarock Mossonarock 41-45, M 11 hrs ago

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    i feel like selfish. because i have a nice home, i have an open minded family, i can have breakfast&dinner, i have two arms, two legs, etc. everything have to be fine. it should be...
    darklotus01 darklotus01 13-15, T 13 hrs ago

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    Help! So there's this guy I really, really like. He lives 4 hours away, but my crush on him is intense, so I'm committed. He's given lots of signs that he likes me - he wants to...
    thelupine thelupine 13-15, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    I'm driving to a local cafe with my headphones, a good book, and my laptop to get some work done. As I ride on the freeway, I'm jammin Alabama Shakes' "Dunes", singing the bridge...
    Lena1982 Lena1982 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    I don't like to burden other people with my problems so I usually tell people I am doing fine even if that isn't the case. I know it's not good to keep your feelings bottled up...
    underpressure417 underpressure417 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    "It Takes A Lot To Know A Man" by Damien Rice http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/damienrice/ittakesalottoknowaman.html It takes a lot to know a man It takes a lot to understand The...
    Soossie Soossie 51-55, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Hi guys it Coskstsin. I forgot my password and was singed out so I made a new account. Let me tell you my story as a toddler teen. Even though I am now a 17 year old female I...
    coalburn coalburn 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I will tell my what my disability is.. I have a learning disability with a TMI.. Witch is traumatic brain injury and PST chronic PST and depression and anxiety.. People like me...
    wawbanunagway wawbanunagway 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    I apologize for the long bible I wrote here haha. I just need to write it all down somewhere. So.. most of my life and my childhood, I had no parents or family, like a lot another...
    ninacu ninacu 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Will the skies remember all of the times we spent together? After a long time passes, will we get new loves? I thought there was no tomorrow so I spoke of love again today...
    majesticsea majesticsea 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Apparently I've always done it wrong so far... The first girl I tried to tell it is now dating my best friend, but is still a good friend of mine, though. It was on a class trip...
    DiketaDrako DiketaDrako 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I am with the love of my life. In 2002 we were good friends, then dated each other for a while, fell in love, only for us to get into a huge argument, part and go our separate...
    MartiniMagic MartiniMagic 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    im 14 and cant tell if i like being fat or not i weigh 120 pounds and am 4 feet and 7 inches so that adds to my plump look. Also how icant tell is when im with friends im self...
    penguinluv penguinluv 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    In My Ears And In My Eyes Seven The woman with the bag of popcorn was still sitting on the camp chair. She wore a scowl on her face - evidently she didn't care for seven young...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 61-65, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I'm 30 years old and I feel the emptiness of not having a mother to talk to or a father to guide me. If you looked at me, I dress well , compose myself properly and am a...
    BrunBeauty BrunBeauty 26-30, F Feb 3

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    im 14 and cant tell if i like being fat or not i weigh 120 pounds and am 4 feet and 7 inches so that adds to my plump look. Also how icant tell is when im with friends im self...
    penguinluv penguinluv 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    im 14 and cant tell if i like being fat or not i weigh 120 pounds and am 4 feet and 7 inches so that adds to my plump look. Also how icant tell is when im with friends im self...
    penguinluv penguinluv 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    I´m working with a new type of story. It is very short, but I think it covers a lot of ground. I am not sure what I think about it, so tell me in the comments! Crystal Blue...
    Bellkel07 Bellkel07 13-15, F Jan 31

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    All you have to do is send me a message and I will tell you stuff if you wanna know. I'm basically an open book, like the one in Harry Potter where you ask questions and I will...
    TinselCookie607 TinselCookie607 18-21, M Jan 30

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    You just found out I cheated on you and you are p.issed. When I come home one night you tell me you know and things are going to change or your leaving. You tell me Im not your...
    Addiex Addiex 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 29

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    Rock N Roll Playlist #24 Runaway Jefferson Starship You don't know how much I love you But I love you like the sun I'd like to put my arms around you And we could run run run...
    music2inspireme music2inspireme 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 29

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    There's this guy. And he's really cute and he's a bit of a nerd. And I like him. But I'm scared to tell him. And with anxiety, it makes it really hard. I've thought about...
    ZiggyZebra ZiggyZebra 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    Okay, so I just woke up and had a dream. The dream wasn't really anything paticular except for the fact that it hit me hard and now I'm concerned nervous and scared. Its about the...
    CaityMixedColada CaityMixedColada 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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