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I Like to Tell Fibs

You won’t believe this but……. 12 People

    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    1 (As the title suggests, this is the second part of this story. You can read the first part by clicking at my story titled 'I will tell You a story about the first day of my new...
    becomeinvisible becomeinvisible 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 24

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    I Don't Like It When Someone Lies to Me Of course, I don't like it when someone lies to me, but lies happen... Right? I mean you and I are texting away and having a pleasant enough...
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 22

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    28.01.2013 It was a Monday. We all hate Mondays for a reason, right? It's the start of a new week: a whole week of work/school ahead of us, a whole week before the weekend. I...
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    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 19

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