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I Like to Tell Fibs

You won’t believe this but……. 12 People

    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    Telling some one to "get over it" or "you shouldn't be sad because there are people way worse off than you" is like telling someone they can't be happy because there are people way...
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I think I was followed by a demon as a kid... I would wake up in the middle of the night and see a face staring at me from the corner of my room and it seriously scared me...
    DreamingKate DreamingKate 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    Back to when they were still here. Back to when we could stand side by side and be strong together. Back to when they trusted me to tell me their pain. Back to when they were still...
    GalacticMind GalacticMind 13-15, M 6 hrs ago

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    I want someone I can tell anything to and they won't tell anyone
    PinkyChristina PinkyChristina 13-15, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    When somebody you use to talk too stops talking to you but you really wanna talk to them. But you don't want to bother them. Why can't people be blunt n just be like I don't wanna...
    ayochillout ayochillout 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    lol this may be embarrasing but when it comes to sex i think girls always want bigger, so it sometimes stop me from having encounters ... can some of you tell me the sizes women...
    brandondamien brandondamien 22-25, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Ten - Chapter Seventeen "Kerry?" My little sister was sitting straight up in bed, in the darkness of the room; that is, dark except for the sickening...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 2 hrs ago

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    We both have good "walls" built, so I can't tell if he likes me, and bc of my "walls" I've built, I don't think him or anyone will ever notice...and I kind of want someone to!
    MyBFFLovesTurtles MyBFFLovesTurtles 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    I love satin more than anything I am totally addicted to it I remember being young and jealous of women because they all got to enjoy and wear satin I remember girls walking around...
    satinbitch58 satinbitch58 56-60, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    1) I’m a human and I'm fickle. 2) I want to study people's mind. 3) I am poor in expressing my feelings, but I respect people for what they are. 4) I have a habit of staring at...
    notimpp notimpp 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    Show her your soul and love her with your heart tell her she is beautiful a precious work of art.
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 2 hrs ago

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    I really dont. I mean they are nice, make you feel nice about yourself. But those words come back to haunt you when the actions dont match. I have slowly stopped believing, if...
    bujji14 bujji14 22-25, F 1 Response May 17

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    Hi I'm Leah and life is not something I ever really wanted but that's the thing you can't always get what you want people are going to judge me and they don't even know me but I...
    leahferguson7 leahferguson7 16-17 May 24

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    I really wanna stop But I just gotta taste for it I feel like I could fly with the ball on the moon So honey hold my hand you like making me wait for it I feel I could die...
    XxMyDemonsxX XxMyDemonsxX 16-17, F May 24

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    Guys I need some help and some advise. Be kind please I'm very fragile. 6 weeks ago my boyfriend and best friend of two years left me. Heartbroken doesn't even begin to cover it...
    Lostnemo Lostnemo 18-21, F 2 Responses May 4

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    Jacklyin Taylors looked over the city from her eleventh floor condo. She stares long and hard at the bustling city streets. They moved at an alarming rate for it to be 10:30 at...
    lunsymone lunsymone 18-21, F 2 Responses May 5

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Nine - Chapter Twelve Kelly had told Mother exactly and precisely where I had been when I didn't come home with her. She had the grace not to announce it...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F May 6

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    It's been a long day without you, my friend And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again We've come a long way from where we began Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response May 15

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    To The Girl Who Replaced Me, Please Take Care Of Him! Dear Replacement, There are a few things I think you should know, as you are now the object of his affection. Don’t let it...
    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F 2 Responses May 17

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    I keep wondering why I am a target for abuse, rejection, being shunned, and abandoned by many? I feel no matter what I do or say to people, I'm just not good enough to be their...
    noaht43 noaht43 41-45, T 3 Responses a week ago

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    Another reason why I dislike to cry: People never really think about the reason why I cry, and that they like to take conclusions about it before you tell them why. For example...
    salmon140301 salmon140301 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I really do not get why people treat me the way they do. My kids tell me to **** off when I say I love you, and attack me and call me pervert when I try to give them a hug. My wife...
    EpilepticOne EpilepticOne 31-35, M 1 Response May 2

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    1. I don't think anyone can have too many clothes in their favorite color. 2. It never occurs to me even in my mind that others are liars or lying, even if they have actions and/or...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 7

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    I want to tell you something that I feel needs to be said. I love Mother's Day for the reason it's meant to be. Growing up, I had no mother. That's not something that bothers me...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 10 Responses May 10

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    I recently fell out with a Long term friend of mine because of many reasons, she was very controlling and always liked to be centre of attention. Since moving to college I have...
    Charlottemol Charlottemol 16-17, F 2 Responses May 13

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    Forreal! i dnt even like when my body tells me what to do -.- im sleepy as hell but im not going to sleep just because my body cant "hangg" lol im gonna stay up cause its freakin...
    Muffin19 Muffin19 18-21, F May 15

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    There are signs that remind us of certain things. Being out of breath remind us that you have physical limits, wrinkles and white hairs reminding us that we’re aging, being sick...
    Synapse81 Synapse81 31-35, M 1 Response May 19

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    Ok, I'll tell you something about a recent history in my country, Bosnia and Herzegovina. It's about a war we had. I come from a catholic background but I'm a leftist and a liberal...
    Vrime Vrime 22-25, M May 21

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    Ok, I'll tell you something about a recent history in my country, Bosnia and Herzegovina. It's about a war we had. I come from a catholic background but I'm a leftist and a liberal...
    Vrime Vrime 22-25, M May 21

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    I like this guy I met on EP and I don't know how to tell him.. We talk all time and I'm scared if I tell him how I feel it might hurt what we have... I don't know if he likes me or...
    JustThatTypicalWhiteGirl JustThatTypicalWhiteGirl 18-21, F 3 Responses May 25

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    There's some phrases,or thngs people can say that just annoys the crap outta me. This def ranks up there. Like first of all dnt tell me I dnt care if your the US president to tell...
    Sugasug Sugasug 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am new here and i don't really know how this works buts im going to tell my story. Very few people know my whole story and even tho you're all complete strangers to me id feel...
    michiganbornandraised michiganbornandraised 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I have loved the same person for I don't even know how long. To be fair, she doesn't actually know, so I guess there will always be that big "what if" that is killing me. The issue...
    BowtiesRcool BowtiesRcool 22-25, M 3 Responses May 2

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