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I Like to Tell Fibs

You won’t believe this but……. 12 People

    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    I use this site as an outlet, kind of like a journal. Getting positive input and advice is also always great. It's like my journal talks back to me, yay! In real life though, I don...
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    VOTING THIS FALL vote for the guy that you like; tell the rest to all take a hike. if his heart is at home in the riding, and he's not just in Ottawa hiding, you may see his poll...
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    It was my fifth day at my new school, my fifth day of eighth grade. It was a Tuesday. I had made a new friend. My thirteen year old self was still trying to know my way around the...
    awaywego4 awaywego4 26-30, F 1 Response 48 mins ago

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    I am a long time crossdresser. I have been wearing female clothes whenever I can from about the age of 10. No I do not concider myself a freak or bad. I just have a strong female...
    taracd55 taracd55 56-60, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    History tells us what happened...Poetry tells us what should have happened.. I find this quote just sensational, absolutely true and one of my favourites...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    I had a dream that my childhood friends and their dad gave me a cake congratulating me on my success for my poetry. It was like a party. Like one or two that I wrote were...
    XxWolverinaxX XxWolverinaxX 18-21 3 hrs ago

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    I once heard someone say that humans are the voice and conscienceness of the universe. Pretty much we are the universe exploring itself. And it made me think in my head that the...
    Allforaview Allforaview 18-21, F 41 mins ago

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    You are so sweet, You make me so weak Your touch has a spell, Oh, I can never tell Your love is so warm, I can feel no harm Your lips so sweet, Our hearts that meet It was a day...
    Donnathena Donnathena 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

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    1. I like listening to country, rap, and club music. 2. I smoke e cigarettes. 3. I have way too much perfume in my house xD 4. I'm kinda addicted to sex 5. I love to text people...
    bemyforeverlove97 bemyforeverlove97 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    'ask me no question and i'll tell you no lies'
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    the real stuffs, only if i am comfortable with you, know the real you, trust and believe you. otherwise, ask no questions and i will tell you no lies.
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 8 hrs ago

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    I hate the way my parents especially my dad thinks he has control over my future. I'm sick of the way he's always telling me how I should live my life but he seems to have...
    kelvinng90 kelvinng90 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    I crossdress completely as a woman and go where I'll be seen by as many people as possible. Now I want to out myself online, so please share and repost my pictures wherever you...
    shamelesscrossdresser shamelesscrossdresser 61-65, T 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    "But I thought that I should tell you If it's not too late to say I can put back all the pieces They just might not fit the same"-Bowling for soup (when we die)
    ItzStranger ItzStranger 18-21 1 hr ago

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    Hi, I'm Angelina. I wanted to tell you about myself before I get into the post so you have a better understanding of my situation. I'm 13 years old, in 7th grade, and I'm an honors...
    AngelinaBlog AngelinaBlog 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    This is a letter for my counselor. I see her tomorrow. Blood drips from my wrists. But I feel no pain. No physical pain anyway. It only temporarily numbs my emotional pain. The...
    kellezia kellezia 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    I got everything sorted out yesterday, and after looking twice at that guy's photo when he was a baby, I finally realized something, that most people are making me avoid...
    DawnSahour DawnSahour 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    can someone help me and tell what the meaning is of this dream or what its trying to tell me ino its telling me something???? My dream when my angel/god came to me So it started...
    chloeDP1 chloeDP1 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    To My Boy Once upon a time, there was a girl. One day, she saw a boy from across a room and she fell in love. She’d never believed in love at first sight, but she didn’t...
    petbri petbri 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    Time for me to rant in 3...2...1...GO! Really? Is it so fǔcking hard for you idiots to understand that I do not like sěx (please excuse the huge number of alternate letters in...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 21 Responses 5 days ago

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    Just warning, this might get slightly long. So, I am a 13 year old girl. (Please don't judge me by my age). I have always been kind of "boyish" or however you want to call it. I...
    Wildheart919 Wildheart919 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 6

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    PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME FOR THIS POST, I AM ASKING FOR ADVICE, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN THIS SITUATION THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT! I HAVE 2 YOUNG STEP DAUGHTERS AGES 6 AND 8...
    xbeautifulx xbeautifulx 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    Hi I met this guy we r from different countries,and both expats in 3rd country, couple of months ago (before we kinda get attached, I had decided to go back to my country)we met...
    arwama arwama 31-35, F Feb 14

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    I finally told someone This is already my 4th story in this group but I have to say thank you to all of you! Your comments on my story encouraged me to tell someone about my...
    ToShareStories ToShareStories 22-25, M 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    I've been living about 3 years in a life of doubt and worry. When I entered puberty, everyone around me was getting taller, getting acne, etc... I was too, but something was...
    amg374 amg374 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Is it true that when someone appears in your dreams, it's because that person misses you or more like you are missing that person? I had a dream about a special friend who I haven...
    reinadluv reinadluv 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I really don't like being around my mother, she is the most hurtful person I have ever met. the things she says are just unbelievable at times... I really don't know what happened...
    veezus veezus 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 5

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    I'm so sorry, but this is really long. I am currently in that stage where I have literally no idea what the hell is going on in my mind and heart. I'll try and make this pretty...
    themuffintitan themuffintitan 13-15, F Feb 6

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Seven - Chapter Nine Mother was cool, but civil enough, when I came into the kitchen. I wasn't certain if she was holding back anything else she planned...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M a week ago

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    Just once could I be happy? Not beat down and told everything that he doesn't feel is right. I'm here at his mercy. I do all he needs at the house, if he asks for something I make...
    Txwoman123 Txwoman123 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My crush likes my bestfriend and I don't know if she likes him back. She's already dating someone in the class but I hope she doesn't like him. If she likes him imma be so sad. I...
    CindyisBored CindyisBored 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us, How we met and the sparks flew instantly, People would say, "They're the lucky ones." I used to know my place was a spot next to...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    It all started when I asked my parents for a Facebook. My mom yelled at me because she is paranoid about the internet and she thinks I'll get targeted or bullied or something. She...
    ForeverAloneForeverFriendZoned ForeverAloneForeverFriendZoned 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 31

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    This is one of the only things I've asked my husband to do. Sometimes during a fuss or me having an emotional moment he asks what can he do and truly one thing that would make me...
    Mamateapot Mamateapot 31-35, F Feb 1

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