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I Like to Tell Fibs

You won’t believe this but……. 12 People

    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    I like to cheat on my wife and I am not ashamed of it. I don't tell her that I cheat, to save her feelings , so it is marital bliss what we have.
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    ajgamer ajgamer 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    You ever get the feeling like you are on borrowed time? I do, I have been depressed all my life with the exception of the last two years. These last two years have been amazing...
    Shellback1992 Shellback1992 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    you see, i have issues with people saying this to me, cos its like, when i don't smile,people tell me to smile,even though iv'e no reason to,then at times when i do smile, people...
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Hi, I am a 30 year old gay man living in Sweden and i would like to share this with you an the hopes that i might find clarity in my current situation which is that I cant tell the...
    terrasomni terrasomni 26-30 2 days ago

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    Is it wrong that I feel weird telling my family I love them but I have no problem telling my best friends (which is like 4 or 5 people) and my boyfriend (if I had one) I love them...
    whyusteens whyusteens 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    Hi, my name is tianna. Im 16 years old and i have this weird, i don't know "ability" if you call it. At least i think. Ever since i can remember i can "read" people thoughts...
    TiannaDesalvo621 TiannaDesalvo621 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    I can't tell someone I love them unless I really do. i just won't, even if they tell me they love me. All they'll get is "Okay" or "Thanks" Yea it's mean but I can't just throw...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    The census taker knocked on Donna's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. "But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 14

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    what to do to myself. I hate getting off alone. I like to do it with someone else and let them tell me what to do. or tell me what to watch exactly. msg me
    MaxSinner MaxSinner 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    TheWhimsicalHeart TheWhimsicalHeart 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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    OwnWhoYouAre OwnWhoYouAre 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    i had an appointment with my hairdresser that was a rather spur-of-the-moment decision, and I only had about 20 minutes to get to the salon, which is 15 minutes away. So, I got...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 7 Responses Sep 16

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    I started working at a bar a few months ago. It was around the same time I moved in with my girlfriend of four years. Around the same time another girl started frequenting the bar...
    Mherman87 Mherman87 26-30, M Sep 18

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    I started working at a bar a few months ago. It was around the same time I moved in with my girlfriend of four years. Around the same time another girl started frequenting the bar...
    Mherman87 Mherman87 26-30, M Sep 18

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    If I tell someone something and it's private and we are in public, it is not a private conversation if others can hear. If I truly want what I have to say in public to be private...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Sep 20

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    When I'm with my friends I'm a totally different person than how I am inside. I can never tell my friends how I really feel because I feel like they wouldn't believe and honestly...
    LostCause LostCause 18-21, F 7 Responses Sep 21

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    MarvelousBish MarvelousBish 18-21, F 8 Responses Sep 21

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    Spikes1991 Spikes1991 22-25, M Sep 21

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