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I Like to Tell Fibs

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    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I don't really like asking for help, and I don't like telling people how I feel about them. It's hard for me to open up to people in real life.
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc 18-21 Apr 9

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    A lot of people read romance nowadays.. I like books like: Tell the Wolves I'm Home Glitter and Glue by Kelly Corrigan Blessings of the Animals by Katrina Kittle The Dogs of...
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Don't even get me started I get yelled t constantly I try to ignore it and it just kills me inside makes me hurt brings me down really low I'm not trying to seem deppresing I'm...
    angeleyes2107 angeleyes2107 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    In college, I sometimes go commando, but if I have to wear underwear, I always wear briefs. King Style Balls in One Erector Briefs are my favorite. Made of soft polyester and...
    Triangulate Triangulate 18-21, M 23 mins ago

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    I would like to meet a virgin. Not just any virgin because I've met many and none of them were honest or God-fearing. I would like to meet a virgin who's honest and God-fearing.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 hr ago

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    7 Things to Remember When You Think You’re Not Good Enough “We can’t hate ourselves into a version of ourselves we can love.” ~Lori Deschene Sometimes I am really...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M Apr 3

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    Hello, I am 16, male, and have a relatively masculine body, am strong (by muscle) but weak (by emotion). Since I was about 6 or 7 years old I would think to myself, especially when...
    WarHammer40000 WarHammer40000 16-17, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I will never really know, if you don't tell me. I feel like I hardly know you because you keep it all to yourself. I hate when you don't tell me what's wrong, or how I feel. Why...
    Blissfulkissofdeath Blissfulkissofdeath 13-15, F Apr 1

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    I don't entirely agree with that statement. I'm never excited to see my friends is a more truthful statement. I've always been very pisces-like, loyal and loving. But now I'm...
    Marvilles Marvilles 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    ok so this is long. sorry:) so it all started at the begging of this year (i had known him last year but only like his name) he was in my hr and we got talking and just hit it off...
    IsaAAE IsaAAE 13-15, F Mar 26

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    Now in college, I've tried talking to a couple of girls so far. I don't think the majority of them even seemed interested in me, but the last one did. She was awesome. But this...
    MovingOnWithTaintedHands MovingOnWithTaintedHands 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    Can someone please take their time to read this? Its long, 8 pages but it explains a lot about the situation I am currently in. I think a lot of people could relate to this if they...
    elugo12345 elugo12345 18-21, M Apr 1

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Latey, I've been feeling like my whole life has been a big joke and I've been being played from day one. My family was a joke. They didn't even want me. So I ended up in group...
    franhigg franhigg 41-45, F Apr 3

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    All of my dreams seem to tell me a story or play out like an episode of a mini-series but these ones I am about to tell you have the most impact. You see...in these main ones...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Apr 8

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    Since my start of high school which is coming to a end my mother especially has been treating me like crap. I am good in school, i go everyday and i do my work and never skip. I...
    fartapoop fartapoop 22-25, M Apr 10

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    So about 5 to 8 weeks ago we got this new guy in our class and we have become really great friends. He told me i am the only friend he has and the only one he trusts. Him and i...
    Blackbelt4ever1 Blackbelt4ever1 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    It's impossible. I have this shell. But there isn't just one. There are layers and layers that separate the world from me. Then there are the little masks I out one every day. An...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    You call me goody two shoes? You say that I have people fooled by my being nice? I believe you implied sweet in your ranting and raving story. I am soooo flattered when you say...
    OneEPGirl OneEPGirl 70+, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    I hateeeeee when people just say I love you just to say it or to get what they want! If you don't genuinely love that person, don't say it. I had an ex say he loved me and could...
    93rp 93rp 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I love to laugh & smile all the time! I'm smiling now while telling you all this & just thinking about it. Haha! People tell me all the time that I laugh at everything & always...
    cutechick420 cutechick420 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 26

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    My grandmother is especially guilty of this. I take care of her. I take her to her doctor, fix her meals, and give her her prescribed medicines when needed. I often ask her if...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    So I love my boyfriend loads but he's becoming way to clingy. I mean I can't do anything anymore. I fell asleep yesterday because I've been ill and I woke up to 20 messages and 10...
    sademptynothing sademptynothing 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    my mom keeps on telling me that she wants a grandchild so she told me to get married.. my best friends who's married and have kids also keep on telling me to have my own family...
    mcindygrace mcindygrace 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    I am still gathering the facts as best as I can translate them with the aid of intuition and a good dream dictionary. I have found that by following up on a dream in this way, I am...
    MysticalSkeptical MysticalSkeptical 41-45 Apr 1

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    SIF'S GOLDEN HAIR: HOW LOKI WROUGHT MISCHIEF IN ASGARD ALL who dwelt in Asgard, the Æsir and the Asyniur, who were the Gods and the Goddesses, and the Vanir, who were the friends...
    ThorsonOfEarthHammer ThorsonOfEarthHammer 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Continuing the 500 question survey I made since the 500 question survey on this group has a bunch of repeats. 31 - of 500 31. Would you judge a person by what their display...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Mar 23

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    "Ugly" by Christina Grimmie (i love this some a lot) Sometimes you look at you and the face you see not who you want to be Everybody's got it together Or at least that's what it...
    shawny97 shawny97 16-17, M Mar 23

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    Okay, the bullying has continued. One day in math class, I was getting out my homework. Then, my teacher was on the phone and went outside. I didn't think much of it. Then, she...
    BADLIFEFORME BADLIFEFORME 13-15, F Mar 24

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    I want to tell story.. . . . However, I cannot tell somebody who is not listening ,.. Do I loom pretty? I'm sorry too..... <3 Annie
    missmay621 missmay621 22-25, F 8 Responses Mar 27

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    I would never ever tell someone I love them, if I didn't love them. I don't think it is right to tell someone you love them, when you really don't. "love" is not a word I throw...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    So, there's this girl. We would always chat and all and I think she would flirt too. For example we were playing truth or dare and I was like "me or someone else name" and she was...
    startali startali 22-25 Mar 29

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    I feel like I am truly insignificant in this world. I don't understand why people use me and ditch me constantly; they get bored of me. People have happier lives without me...
    WaterSpiritt WaterSpiritt 18-21, F Mar 29

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    The relationship I'm in is going great so far. A little shaky because of my school schedule but one thing I noticed about myself is that I am not good at being sentimental. Like he...
    KyLeone KyLeone 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    These are some signs 1- i saw him staring at me. 2- he waited for me when nobody from my buddies group waited even it was about to rain heavily. 3- he took me to grab an ice...
    xanshi xanshi 22-25, F Mar 30

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    My birthday is in three days. I came to school on monday, today and I new that I told none of my friends when my birthday is. So i didn't expect them to know. I decided to tell...
    lifeislife12 lifeislife12 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    I have been on EP for almost a year now.I previously deleted my account and then came back to EP under a new account as I missed my EP friends.Everyone in my circle is unique and...
    KittenInGlasgow KittenInGlasgow 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Fifteen In the Before-Dr. Spock-Approved-Era, Robert and I sat down with our firstborn to tell him about...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Mar 31

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    Fourth grade I was sitting watching a walk for breast cancer commercial when I turn to my mom and ask do you know anyone with cancer, she goes yeah I do. At the time I was like...
    dordor123 dordor123 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. That's always the situation for me. It also seems like I have crushes on chicks...
    elugo12345 elugo12345 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...