Post

I Like to Tell Fibs

You won’t believe this but……. 12 People

    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    I just turned one when my parents divorced so it wasn't hard for me to get over that since I don't remember when my parents even were together. A few years later my dad met my step...
    ahk16 ahk16 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I feel like I'm not like I'm good enough for my boyfriend because people tell me that I am my good enough and that he should leave me!
    unhappygirl21 unhappygirl21 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    No point calling yourself a friend, a best friend even, if people can't trust you to keep their secrets. I wouldn't want anybody telling my secrets to strangers, but I can't expect...
    Skywalker1979 Skywalker1979 31-35, M 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm a Capricorn, problem is I have the patients of a turtle. So for me to share my imagination, well all I have to share when I feel like it, will be tough. Relax I'm tough like a...
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    You know what I think about this? We can easily tell our problems to some stranger because we believe that they won't directly affect us, unlike with our friends or families. With...
    AnEverWonderer AnEverWonderer 16-17, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes I can't tell my dreams from reality. Other times I don't know if my thoughts are actually mine..
    DiamondNikki12 DiamondNikki12 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I went to London yesterday to an theme park where a lot of people around my age are there. At home and school, I don't really get any attention from boys. It's not because they...
    SilkyDoughnut SilkyDoughnut 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Holocene by Bon Iver Oh, it tells me my statement is too short. Lol........….............. Long enough?
    discovery5 discovery5 41-45, F 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Trust with a Capricorn like me is not easily gained, I'm being realistic
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    For some reason i crave pain and suffering. I want to be tied up, whipped, and dominated completely. I think it stems from my childhood. My mom used to beat the crap out if me and...
    Heartsu Heartsu 26-30, F 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    1) I'm 13 and going to be 14 on July 4th ik it's an awesome birthday! :) 2) I'm lesbian 3) I want a friend with benefits who lives near me (Illinois) 4) I have 6 siblings 5) I'm...
    LesboFourtrisShipper LesboFourtrisShipper 13-15, F 36 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was 14 or 15 ,,I am not really sure but I believe 15 ,,,I had broke up with my girl friend (a short time later became my wife) and I was staying at Mom and Dads ,( my girlfriend...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This story was not written by me . . i just wanted to share. "Best friend"       10th grade    As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so...
    s3gur0 s3gur0 22-25, M Jun 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I don't even know where to start mainly because all my life I've been an outcast. When I was young my real father left me and so my mom worked a lot to keep food on the table and...
    Arwenlethena Arwenlethena 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter One Hundred Forty-Two It was a couple hours after Robert and Jimmy left when I got the phone call I was...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Okay so today.... Let me first say that I work in a retail store. I work in the shoe department and I'm the only one in this shoe department, which sometimes isn't the best, like...
    daisymetcalf daisymetcalf 22-25, F Jul 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This whole situation im in is very weird and awkward. My mother's boyfriends son is back for a month of the summer, as soon as he got back her bf completely ignores her yet chats...
    sgngng sgngng 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter One Hundred Fifty - Seven May 1, 1964 - Barbara's graduation. Jimmy was the only one of the Gordon family...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jul 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I would tell you how your eyes could light the darkest of alleys, how your voice echoes in my hears and bounces off the corners of my mind long after you're gone. How each word...
    terribletaytor terribletaytor 18-21, F Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    this song is something i listen to when i'm really sad "A Trophy Father's Trophy Son" Father, father, tell me where have you been? Its been hell not having you here I've been...
    shawny97 shawny97 16-17, M 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When i was little my mom and dad got a divorce,well soon after my dad found a nice women and married her,my mom did the same. When i would get in trouble with my step mom she would...
    Dps1 Dps1 13-15, M Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.At the end of the party, he invited her to have...
    MissBraveHeart MissBraveHeart 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So I have mixed feelings for my best guy friend. and he likes my best girlfriend. the thing is she knows that i have mixed feelings for him , but he likes her and she likes him...
    GiaZol GiaZol 16-17, F Jul 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a teenager. A very unknown one, to say the least. My confidence is ten feet under and my self esteem is non existent. Everyday is a struggle and a new opportunity to hate...
    viviandarling viviandarling 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i'm writing this story for people to read and learn about something that so many ask about and rather then repeatedly writing about the same thing I'm going to put it all here I'm...
    tom67890 tom67890 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So my friend at work really likes me. He is always making me laugh and what not. But I don't want to be anything other than friends. When we are alone he is always telling me to...
    sashafiercexo sashafiercexo 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU YOU ARE WORTH IT Let me tell you are worth it through the heartache and the pain through the storms of life through the heat and the cold through the...
    imgreywlf imgreywlf 56-60, M Jul 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU YOU ARE WORTH IT Let me tell you are worth it through the heartache and the pain through the storms of life through the heat and the cold through the...
    imgreywlf imgreywlf 56-60, M a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This is the first time I am sharing my story. Exactly as I said before, I feel like I live in Hell. Hell on Earth, that is. Now, let me tell you why. First of all, I have a large...
    Mymin Mymin 13-15, F 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Well like I'm like now like 14 like oh my gosh so lol I should like edit that experience like oh my gosh 😘😘😘
    Itsbarbiebich Itsbarbiebich 13-15, M 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i like pain, i like to re-cut my scabs and watch the blood drip down, i like the pain. it feel wonderful. i like the pain when i cut , i like the pin when i punch myself. it feels...
    brownzugar brownzugar 16-17, M 54 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    You don't tell me who to txt or who not talk to. You just don't. You don't own a person. You don't control them. It's not normal saying that. I'm gonna talk to whoever I want. You...
    juliaek1 juliaek1 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    this was when I met my now boyfriend. it was just this year.. I mean I knew him before through a friend but I didnt really know him know him ya know? and I always thought he was...
    Brooketaylor Brooketaylor 18-21, F Jul 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I thought my second year in a new high school would be horrible but it turned out to be the exact opposite. This is 1000% true about what I'm about to tell all of you so keep in...
    7lee7 7lee7 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Two Despite her joy of being back in Pennsylvania, Mary Jane was very distracted and...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jul 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I know we all have good days and bad days. Sometimes it is more like weeks or months... Life can really suck sometimes, but I can only handle so much in the complaint department...
    Heartfilia Heartfilia 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I hardly tell my dad anything because he doesn't like how I live my life and lately ive not really been telling my mom like as much as i used too because I feel like every time I...
    Kissmyflaws Kissmyflaws 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have said this loads of times before, but my girlfriend is grounded tell September... and every day that passes with no contact it feels like part of me is dying inside... Idk if...
    ECrierie ECrierie 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 14