Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll
that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do
Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish.
Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say - only about 2 minutes worth( to make them jealous of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me.
Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed.
At first I was a bit...
My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes.
Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena
before his boxing match and we came across a dusty coil of rope and Allie
pointed out that it was rope made from hemp.
So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home
cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue
Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my
jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...