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I Like to Tell Fibs

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    I Almost Got Probed By Aliens

    Hello! Once I was hunting for Pine mushrooms in the bush and I heard a strange whooshing sound above me. Then all of a sudden I was hit with a beam of light  and a second later - I was strapped face down - to what appeared to be a Ikea bunk bed. At first I was a bit...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4, 2008

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    It's Fun

    ...In a naughty way. Don't get me wrong, I can tell quite a whopper too, but I like to tell small lies just for the hell of it... Like saying I bought gas at one station when really I went to a different one... I don't know why, but it's kind of a thrill. I need a life, LOL.
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    My Strange Neighbour Hillary Simmons

    My neighbour Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes. From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes. Once I said to her – Hillary your always humming cirrus tunes – were you in the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 15, 2009

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    Sorry Elvis

    Elvis Presley used to drop by our place ever now and then for a home cooked meal. After dinner he would break out his guitar and play blue Hawaii for my wife and it would always make me jealous. Once my jealousy got the best of me and while he was helping the wife clean up...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2008

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    I Am An Apprentice Troll

    Once a month I buy a 6 pack of beer and then I go share it with the Troll that lives under the Burnal Creek Bridge. The Troll teaches me how to do Troll things like sticking my head under water and catching fish. Next month he is going to teach me how to gather milk from...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3, 2008

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    A Christmas Fib

    Many Christmas’s ago I was given a large log of Yule wood and decided that I would drag it down to the creek – build a platform of quart crystal rocks for it – get it burring and then think real hard about World peace and good will to man. When I got back from the...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Dec 24, 2010

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    A F Ib I Tell To My Relatives

    When relatives back East ask me how much snow do we get during the winter on Vancouver Island I tell them a little fib and say  - only  about 2 minutes worth( to make  them  jealous  of our mild winters ) Cheers!.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Jan 21, 2010

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    One of My Fibs

    I used to work for Michael Jackson. My job was to stand behind him and give him a goose on Q so he could hit the high notes. When I retired I was  replaced by a monkey. Cheers!
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2, 2008

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    Me and Allie

    Once Mohamed Allie and I were tidying up a storage room at a sports arena before his boxing match and we came across a  dusty coil of  rope and Allie pointed out that it was rope made from hemp. So I said, - hey imagine that rope a dope - and Allie said, - ya rope...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    i so need a girl friend that i can tell anything to and not be judged
    drachenReiter drachenReiter 31-35, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I think emo girls are cute but if I tell people at school they'll make fun of me
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    I do not wish for you to tell me how beautiful I am. I do not wish for you to tell me you're falling for me. Nor do I wish you to tell me you are willing to take the time to know...
    dearalexe dearalexe 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    - today is a two-for: For Want of a Wordsmith For want of a wordsmith I scribe these lines Searching for reason in rhythm and rhyme Baring my soul for all who might see Cringing...
    Tterbow Tterbow 41-45, M Dec 4

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    ROCKWELL "Somebody's Watching Me" Who's watching Tell me, who's watching Who's watching me I'm just an average man With an average life I work from nine to five Hey, hell, I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 5

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    Just heard this one this morning. I like it. Haven't heard of Hozier before. "Take Me To Church" Hozier My lover's got humour She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's...
    CoffeeFlavoredKisses CoffeeFlavoredKisses 46-50, F 3 Responses Dec 10

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    Dear Alex, We need to talk. I need to tell you about my day; whether it was good or bad. I need to tell you about the petty things that happened. Things such as which doctor...
    dearalexe dearalexe 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 11

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    people are focusing too much on the material way of living caused by many things like the media,commercials,music videos, movies,tv shows..and many other distractions that make...
    antoneli antoneli 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Last night, my current boyfriend and I had a fight, like we always seem to do at the moment. I went home upset, and ended up dreaming about the guy I dated when I was 18 and living...
    louisevc louisevc 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Hi there, let me tell you the story. A few days ago I had a dream where i was kissing a girl which in real life i feel attracted to. It.was.a party at the college and when we went...
    TheSky77 TheSky77 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I wanted to describe myself but I don't know how, so instead I used a hetalian paste up thing. I'll do more. The Allies America (Alfred F. Jones) You love hamburgers (x) You...
    AlabasterFrog AlabasterFrog 13-15 Nov 23

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    Lately I have had a couple people telling me everything that is wrong with me. It makes me feel worthless. They tell me I am too pretentious, too bitchy, over materialistic, tell...
    nnggww nnggww 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 26

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    Before my birth my Mom was told no heartbeat can be found ,your child has died and we need to remove the fetus ,,Mom said no ,,,I want my Mom and her friends to pray ,,they did...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    GalileoAbraham LincolnVincent Van Gogh Walt WhitmanRachel Carson Galileo, Abraham Lincoln, Vincent Van Gogh, Walt Whitman, Rachel Carson — our history is filled with a familiar...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    So when I was younger I told my girlfriend at the time that I wanted to do some playful things with handcuffs. She sounded excited. And the she told me to get some and she would...
    Photogeek47 Photogeek47 26-30, M 5 Responses Dec 4

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    I wonder why people think they have the right to tell me how to live my life. For example: I like quirky clothes, and I dye my hair with henna. Some people tell me, "you would...
    spacepixie spacepixie 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    I want to tell you everything I feel. But circumstance prevents that. I want to tell you that I love you more than anything. That if given the chance I can show you that I am...
    ImJustJen ImJustJen 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I don't know where to start this off, but I'll just first say that I can't do anything remarkable. I'm not special. I'm not good at anything. I'm just ordinary. I try so hard to...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I don't know where to start this off, but I'll just first say that I can't do anything remarkable. I'm not special. I'm not good at anything. I'm just ordinary. I try so hard to...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I don't know where to start this off, but I'll just first say that I can't do anything remarkable. I'm not special. I'm not good at anything. I'm just ordinary. I try so hard to...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F a week ago

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    I don't know where to start this off, but I'll just first say that I can't do anything remarkable. I'm not special. I'm not good at anything. I'm just ordinary. I try so hard to...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I can't believe that so much time was spent on my own Just trying to figure it out all alone Don't show emotion, let this go I can't pretend that everything is still okay Until...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    The time my friend Freddie became a girl part 3 ?Put them on now!? ?Make me!? That was the wrong thing to say, Kirsty was definitely being serious when she said she?d do it...
    Jaitheboy Jaitheboy 13-15, T Nov 27

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    I have many thins that I want to talk to. I like to tell everything about myself and ask for their opinion. I just need someone that I can trust and I can talk to him/her easily...
    Lovelyday235 Lovelyday235 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 5

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    I am slowly slipping back into old habits and my stress & anxiety levels are at an all time high. I've cried every night for the past week. my dad is a lying cheater and I can't...
    roryrawry roryrawry 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I enjoy going commando whenever I possibly can during the warm days of late spring and early autumn. The feeling of doing so is so natural yet so naughty at the same time. Usually...
    JQuest75 JQuest75 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    Ummm , I really don't know what to do , so I thought I'd just tell my life story haha , I don't know ,I doubt anyone would read this but I just need to let everything out so here...
    eoghan18 eoghan18 18-21 3 Responses Nov 21

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    Ahh...I'm going crazy. It's funny that everything he does affects me. Like what happens between us determines my mood. I hate feeling this way but at the same time, it's like a...
    moonlightdamsel moonlightdamsel 18-21, F Nov 23

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    THE SEVEN FOUNDATIONAL BIBLICAL TRUTHS There are seven foundational biblical truths that uphold and enhance our belief in the truth of God’s glorious Family Plan for the...
    timesoftrouble timesoftrouble 56-60, M Nov 23

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    the time my friend Freddie became a girl part 1 I leaped out the other side of the table and ran for my life, I heard the girls shouting at each other behind me in unison ?You let...
    Jaitheboy Jaitheboy 13-15, T Nov 27

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    1. I play guitar and ukulele and when I'm bored, I just hang out alone and sit in our garden then I'll play my instrument and sing along with it. 2. I hate it when someone calls me...
    Achelle07 Achelle07 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    My friend decided that it would be a fun idea to go and tell my crush that someone from our group liked him. Theres only the 4 of us and my friend that told him was immediately...
    secrets1can2be3told secrets1can2be3told 16-17, F Dec 1

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    I have a confession and some stories to tell. Confession: when I was around four I still slept in the same bed as my parents one night they were having s*x and I woke up. I...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    Hi I am Martin I am from London England I want to tell you about my self just a bit I like to be naked as much as I can and I like to be seen naked by every one I am very...
    007carpetman 007carpetman 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 9

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    Its not my story but I find it very interesting and I just wanted to share it: Its about a guy and what does he feel about society. Well, I don't know if I'd actually like to be a...
    Mongyy Mongyy 18-21, M Dec 11

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    Hi , I'm new here . I not actually new to this website as I have read some of the post before . I remember how I find it so sick when I read someone post about how they cut...
    triplexA triplexA 18-21, F Dec 12

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