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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 22, 2014

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    all i want to do today is write. i have all these words jumblimg together and i want to put them on paper. just to write to see how these words come together and tell a story...
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    I've written fan fic before but never posted it. I think I'll work on my current one which is based off the show avatar the last air bender, but it's not the best. Im gonna have to...
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    I am excited in my words it is fun and enjoyment. I am a nice and pleasant person. I express all emotions in my writings. I have been writing since I was 11 years old. I write...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 4 hrs ago

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    I have been thinking of something to write about, topic for today. I really don’t have one. So, I am going to make one. I am going to write about three things that crossed my...
    bujji14 bujji14 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    Today I talked to someone I haven't spoken to in a long while. It took me sometime to get over what happened between us. Connected for life like blood brothers. I finally gave...
    FantasticMe FantasticMe 46-50, F 8 hrs ago

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    Controversy! I love to talk about controversial things. I love conflict, danger, controversy, all things people may not like. Why? Why it makes me feel alive!! It's like a verbal...
    Issima Issima 31-35, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I am okay. and I don't mean it in a dishonest way, or telling you what you want to hear so I don't need to explain myself. I am okay,happy and relaxed typing this. I have finally...
    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F 11 hrs ago

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    Red and orange tongues of hot anger burning like embers consuming what should not feel. You tell it not to feel. You close your eyes and ball your fists and demand it is not there...
    OneeyedSoldier OneeyedSoldier 56-60, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Why be so serious let's put a smile on that face - I believe that was the Joker in batman. Well I'm not sardonic like the Joker but I must say I love to have fun and I have to be...
    chepim chepim 22-25, F 4 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Let's be silly together ;P
    buscameenelcielo buscameenelcielo 26-30, F 6 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    silly me thinking that you loved me silly me thinking that you cared silly me wishing you would stay oh silly me you know everyone leaves you anyway
    keanukenway keanukenway 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I've wrote this poem for the guy I like can you please suggest a title? Today as I go home, I really feel so alone, Thinking of you makes me feel so blue, For you love her now and...
    SleepyHeadSnorelax SleepyHeadSnorelax 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I write poems, I do it when I'm sad or when a touching idea strikes me.I write stories too.
    111rosy560 111rosy560 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Long gone days are not just the sorrow The days are happiness we borrow Those silly things,those little pranks On the meetings asking who got the ranks The loud voices and those...
    dreamyspider dreamyspider 16-17, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    You're perfectly imperfect and beautifully flawed. The pureness of your love leaves me speechless and awed. Your eyes glitter like diamonds through the tears of past pain. With...
    TotalityOfMe TotalityOfMe 36-40, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    THE GIFT OF TIME(c) 2015 Edward YorkThe little hands I held today,Brought to my face a smile.And any troubles I may have had,Left me for a while.Even though you are short right now...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I wish I had a green thumb I could kill a cactus I know plants don't live long I guess that it's just practise Last kiss, first name didn't matter I could take his last name...
    soccerm0m soccerm0m 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    1) I'm the follower of Christ 2) I live in a Muslim country 3) I love to write songs , poems and blogging 4) I love to sing and playing guitar 4) I'm the citizen of Heaven 5...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 days ago

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    I'd nearly forgotten how utterly annoying it is to be an independent writer, silly me! I got caught up in the mood, the moment, the excitement, and now I'm caught up in piles of...
    RmTesla RmTesla 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I used to write sooo much poetry.. now I barely do. I know that I can write when I'm sad about ****.. and I basically am when I'm alone. but I think I mainly fear that someone will...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 days ago

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    I don't really write poetry as much as stories. I love writing, and it makes me feel better. I hope to be a published author and journalist, someday!
    Triforce184 Triforce184 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago