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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 22, 2014

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    So I have a friend who has always told me that when she writes her poems, its best to write from experience. Well she's true.. Here's a poem I wrote a few days ago, hope you all...
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    I recently started learning how to write short poems , it has nothing to do with my work but I really enjoy manifesting what I have in mind by writing.
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    Rainer Werner Fassbinder I write this for anyone who is possibly just going to get into his films.First off, don't approach his films chronologically, they will probably bore...
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    Kinda ironic... Never been in love, but I just love romanticism. Romance is my passion when writing poetry or stories... Idk if I really like romance in real life because I have...
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    So here's a poem about this app. called me to who you yep true I've been a member a week this app is unique I don't feel like freak or a silly old sneak. It's were people like you...
    wayno4 wayno4 46-50, M 19 hrs ago

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    Tell me if this is a good story.Just comment a good or bad please PLEASE. IM 13 AND I WANT THIS TO BE KEPT AS MINE. DONT STEAL IT. Sometimes, when I go to the bathroom at the end...
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    I Will Write No More of Love---- A re-post, from a time in 2013 that I almost left here. But back then, there was such an outpouring of love and caring that I stayed. In a...
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    I think I write poems but I'm not sure...
    N1n74 N1n74 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    well i used to. but for some reason i can't get myself to write much anymore, unless it's something i wanna share here or something . but other then that for some reason i just can...
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28

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    I used to write everything, I used to write out these elaborate poems about my inner struggles, my inner darkness, my sadness, my desire for freedom, my hearts song, I would...
    squeezenbiteme squeezenbiteme 31-35, M May 14

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    This is one of my poems I wrote this past year
    kayegela kayegela 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    I have three poems published (well, one is an essay :/) and I wondered if any of you would like to hear them! Or I could write you some material; I love to write! I even have a few...
    MadiofAsgard MadiofAsgard 16-17, F Apr 28

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    I love to write poems, and sometimes I'll go to this library and type a story on the type writer they have. Books are magic and writing them makes you the God of the dimension of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I write a lot in ryhmes and stuff when I can't sleep I sent one to the local paper once they put it in. I've always had a way with words. But im not sure if it's more like rap but...
    wayno4 wayno4 46-50, M 19 hrs ago

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    When people **** me off, I write poems about it xD it's my therapy (I always write poetry, not only when I'm angry, but it helps!)
    lindamerja lindamerja 26-30, F 1 Response May 14

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    All of my books are live on Kindle and can be viewed through any Kindle device or on Kindle reading apps for PC, phones and tablets.The Manalapan Connection series I, II, and III...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 2 Responses Apr 23

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    Panthera Leo (Lions) Lions are not blood thirsty monsters They do have a side That no one bothers to know Gentle as the flutter of a butterfly Relaxed as a turtle in its shell...
    MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife 13-15 May 11

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    The hunter I miss you like the sky Misses the sun at night I miss you like a kite Misses the wind While in flight I miss you like the heart Misses blood when one dies I miss...
    zealots201 zealots201 22-25, M May 12

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    Cajun Charm When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh...
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 3 days ago

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    Like a mother and her child or a lover whose touch is mild when sunlight kisses the Moon he glows a brilliant hue. The rock hides in the sky like the talents of the...
    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    ~ He So Loved - We So Love ~When one is truly loved,We strive to do better.It just makes you feel good,Enlivened within.A never dying desire, Lights.This happens when we experience...
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    I'm tired of dreaming. I'm through with trying. Tired of living, yet scared of dying. Maybe things are good for you, but look at all that I've been through. Look at all the...
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