I Like To Write Silly Poems

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Aug 1, 2012

    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 15, 2012

    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Aug 2, 2012

    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 20, 2012

    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 21, 2012

    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 8, 2012

    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Aug 1, 2012

    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 12, 2012

    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 27, 2012

    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 19, 2012

    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 11, 2012

    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 24, 2012

    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 24, 2012

    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    1 Response Aug 12, 2012

    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 8, 2012

    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 26, 2012

    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 26, 2012

    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Jan 22, 2014

    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar
    56-60, M
    Jul 17, 2012

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    I hate it when people see me in the supermarket and they say things like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' Now I just tell them ' Well you know.. hunting lions, tigers and bears.'
    CurvyGirley CurvyGirley
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    this crap drives me nuts!!! Sometimes, if I've practically written a novels because we're having a serious conversation via text, I'll call them out on it. Most of the time I don't...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    afraid i'll spend my life throwing sheets over beds trying to make the silhouette you left on the right side of the mattress disappear i still see your smile every day i lie...
    lovelyss lovelyss
    22-25, F
    Apr 20
    I luv being silly and childish why not its fun
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 20
    Hey dear reader; All my poems and stories are now at therepurposedmale.blogspot.com
    therepurposedmale therepurposedmale
    51-55, M
    Apr 20
    I wanna do a lighter post I guess before it's the end. Almost like a finale. I just don't know exactly what to write about, but I might just write about a few random things that...
    rana3434 rana3434
    41-45, F
    Apr 20
    This is a pretty silly experience, I suppose, but I seem to the the only person who would prefer the world to be in monochrome instead of in colour.
    TSAD TSAD
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    I am such a perfectionist that I think it will take me longer to write my book then it took Axl Rose to release Chinese Democracy
    desertonion desertonion
    26-30, M
    Apr 20
    Well hopefully I can get my stories. My stories reflect what's happening to me at that time. It shows my growth at times and my set backs. My first story written was in 2014 and...
    toniyl toniyl
    36-40, F
    Apr 20
    So, I'm thinking this might be my last experience to write on EP. I made my account after deleting Facebook. I just wanted that outlet. When I look back to the day I first made...
    ExploreroftheUnknown ExploreroftheUnknown
    18-21, M
    Apr 19
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    Care2Love Care2Love
    13-15, F
    Apr 17
    IF U LIKE TO WRITE POETRY OR ELSE THIS 4 U (the reason i do promotion is bc most of ppl don't know that famous canadian website/app ) : https://www.wattpad.com/
    Care2Love Care2Love
    13-15, F
    Apr 17
    IF U LIKE TO WRITE THIS 4 U (the reason i do promotion is bc most of ppl don't know that famous canadian website/app ) : https://www.wattpad.com/
    Care2Love Care2Love
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    If you're on Paypal then you may not necessarily require this but if not download the photo lock app (You know? where you dload p0 - rn images), take a picture of your credit...
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    Apr 17
    I have a journal.. and I just write because I have no one to talk to in person.
    Weirdestone Weirdestone
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    I love to write! Though I'm an amateur, I love to write fiction. Recently it's all Resident Evil fan fiction but who cares? I love it. I would like to become an author and...
    BakaNekoDansu BakaNekoDansu
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 17
    Random thoughts of him. Kissing me out of nowhere. Pulling me. Pinning me. Leaving me weak. I can't fight it. I'm helpless under his touch, his kiss, his penetrating stare that...
    mysticalexis224 mysticalexis224
    22-25, F
    Apr 16
    Well, I have returned. Why ? Because since I heard the news of EP shutting down I knew I have to come here one more time to take a stroll down the memory lane before it's too...
    PhoenixTearz PhoenixTearz
    31-35, M
    Apr 16
    Never Wake Up Sometimes I feel that if I never woke up, things would be alright Sometimes I feel that if I never woke up, I would have to put up one less fight I feel like...
    Smileydork Smileydork
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    I once had to copy a phone book for a weekend, as a child. I had to write the number in blue and the name in red, I did that for 6 hours a day for two days, while having a sore...
    Cassiewales0 Cassiewales0
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    Sometimes I get blank pieces of lined paper after **** goes down in my house and write all my feelings, emotions, hopes and dreams. It's my way of letting it out. I always feel...
    nevergoingtousethis nevergoingtousethis
    16-17, F
    Apr 15
    It's not the people, it's the decision(s) that bother me the most. Now don't get me wrong we all make stupid decisions in this life. That's how we progress right? As we get...
    flibsley flibsley
    31-35, M
    Apr 15
    I wrote both of these poems to my moms address so she could read them Dear mom : If you rejected me out of your life this time I won't come back or give you another chance mama...
    LucidxxShivery LucidxxShivery
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 15
    I'll be writing some poetry I have later on in the day want you share this poems are the past I like to write how I feel
    LucidxxShivery LucidxxShivery
    26-30, F
    Apr 15
    Yesterday me and my family ate hamburgers and watched the movie "Hush" on Netflix.Hush was about a writer named Maddie who lost her hearing at the age of 13 due to a bout of...
    emelygtz emelygtz
    16-17, F
    Apr 14
    I like to think of my brain as a house with many rooms. Sometimes I'm on one room and I can hear what's going on in the next room. Those rooms shouldn't be occupied when I'm not in...
    khat99 khat99
    46-50, M
    Apr 14
    I don't people seeing what I'm doing on a piece of paper. Either at school, at home, or anywhere else. My paperworks are always private. I would usually write stories of my...
    HeyGD HeyGD
    13-15, F
    Apr 14
    Do you ever feel like anxiety engulfs you? Like a cold feeling starts in your core, then spreads out and out until you feel like your bones are rattling within you as the feeling...
    Etherealinsanity Etherealinsanity
    18-21, F
    Apr 13
    My mother told me I was a serious child. I was looking at my kindergarten photos and I have this serious look upon my face in every picture that was taken each year for three...
    helmsdeep helmsdeep
    31-35, F
    Apr 13
    I know I've been posting a lot of poems and stuff, but I'm trying to get rid of this writer's block, so yeah This one is dedicated to a friend of mine on here Lies Why trust...
    Smileydork Smileydork
    16-17, F
    Apr 11
    When I tell people I write FanFiction, I was honestly surprised to be supported. I thought I'd be ridiculed and made fun of and I had prepared for that. But luckily, my friends and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 11
    I like to write stories...well sometimes when I feel like it. I like to write stories and draw and at times I express how I feel because sometimes I attend to hold in my feelings...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 11
    Death the inevitable Death the unknown feared by all withering bodies like autumn leaves crumbling at one touch age is consuming like death isn’t enough no 
nothing is ever...
    Smileydork Smileydork
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 11
    But so far, I only write reviews on Amazon. Does that count? Am I a published writer because anyone who wants can read what I wrote?
    HazelMotes HazelMotes
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Apr 11
    Yep! I like most chat... real conversation or just silly banter, send me a message!
    Move4Word Move4Word
    46-50, M
    Apr 11
    "Complicated Heart" I don't want to like you I don't want to overcome the distance I don't want to deal with the heartache I don't want to waste this chance What should i do? Be...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 11
    "Sensitive" We feel the pain of those around us, And, the depths of our own pain as well. Not just in our thoughts, Or, our feelings. But, in our souls. In our hearts...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 11
    I am going to say sorry to any and all creative people out there. And mostly to th poetry writers tonight I am sorry! I know what heart and soul goes into creating form our passion...
    DirtyRead DirtyRead
    36-40, M
    Apr 11
    I would write a book about my family and there many secrets and drama, I don't know whether I should use their actually names or not.
    GabbyWoodBerry GabbyWoodBerry
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    I see many good friends here already saying goodbye to EP in different ways. Some of them share songs about what EP means to them, others write letters to the good friends they...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 10
    It can be difficult to write with mittens on.
    Triforce184 Triforce184
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Apr 9
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