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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 22

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    I had to use two words and make meaning, or rearrange it to convey my thoughts. Heartbreak Warfare The battlefield was tough. She fought for her love, but art was not able...
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    as i sit here all alone i feel that familiar chill in my bones at first i start to tear as i fill full of fear that quickly turns to rage as though a rabid dog is caged i hear...
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    So theirs this guy I talk to. Our relationship is complicated, it's like that almost boyfriend stage yet he might not be if he doesn't grow a pair. But he does the cutest things...
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    I've always loved to write. In fact, I dropped out of school when I was fourteen and took an exam equivalent of GED so that I could focus on writing till I go to college but the...
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    Everything has changed this past 10 months! I had an epiphany, the real, awe-inspiring, shell-shocking revelation that we tend to see in movies etc. I am not kidding you right now...
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    Just started to write poems. :- You fill the room with sweet sensation distracting bits of information crowd the space where logic dwells distorting sights and sounds and smells...
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    I've been searching for a female tickler on LI for a very long time now with either little or no luck. All I want is a female who lives close to me (or fairly close to me) who is...
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    I love to write, all night I've been on here, writing my opinions. I love writing about what I think and what I see in the world. I would write forever if I could, but my hand does...
    francake16 francake16 16-17, F 16 hrs ago

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    Writing is something that I have always liked to do. I tend to be inspired by the literature of the famous poets whom I've come to like. I'm the hopeless romantic that tends to get...
    Morenita79 Morenita79 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 29

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    Please do not copy my work. I just wanted to share this but don't want someone stealing it so it. Thank you. let me know what you think, let me know what you thought it was about...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F Oct 15

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    I have this passion for writing. My friends think I have a problem because I write so much. In my life I've written 9 (almost 10) journals, front to back covers all pages used. I...
    writtinglife00 writtinglife00 13-15, F Oct 3

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    I couldn't sleep so I wrote this..Kind of silly, but wanted to share with someone.. All this pain in my chest is killing me slowly, slowly. All the promises I've made, I couldn...
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    There’s a window in my head That only I can see It is the gate way to my fantasy There I am a hero, master and king I am capable of doing anything When I dwell there the world...
    meetme63 meetme63 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    Best Friends. A poem by Gabe Sytangco. Best friends are family They care for you Stand for you Defend you They share laughs They share jokes They share feelings They share...
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    -272 days- So this is the end, Absolution; paths parted, Just 272 days, From where we started. Please bring me to a sense, Of finality, accepting our days of paradise, Of...
    CaitlinBuchan97 CaitlinBuchan97 16-17, F Oct 6

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    When I'm out of town where no one knows me, I sometimes like to pretend. I have been a brain surgeon, a scientist, a movie producer, movie script writer, writer for sitcoms...
    Ub12 Ub12 61-65, F Oct 13

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    Your eyes should be crystal clear. Crystal clear my lovely dear. Clear from the filth they spew on you. Clear as the fresh air after morning dew. Your heart should not waver It...
    Adaptationn Adaptationn 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    C small bits of his life like drips of water trickling down onto me a glance into his soul like a dream in daylight shaking up my reality a shared thought like a breath held...
    bethany444 bethany444 46-50, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I am not depressed I can still smile at pretty things. And laugh when jokes are funny. I can still talk to people. And enjoy nice days. But when I go inside, When I am alone...
    MarissaSimmonds MarissaSimmonds 16-17, F Sep 28

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    this poem is for someone very special here on EP .. When the day has been long and the troubles last into the night All you’ve gotta do is smile and everything is suddenly...
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    I love writing poems and songs. It's like my greatest escape when I get in to writing
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M Oct 13

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    She looks out from behind her eyesAn emptiness all consumedEvery word of late has been a lieExcept that she is doomed.It was hope that made her keep onAnd hope that made her...
    crescendo282 crescendo282 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    The rain falls from the sky like the tears fall from my eyes I'm such a foolish, miserable thing. Maybe I'd be better off dead. (THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME)
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    "Nutella for two" In my shelf sits a spoon, Cold to the touch. Alone the spoon sits, Not more, and not much. It sits all day motionless, Still and unmoved. Dead as those, Who are...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    like a ball of clay the world shaped her into what they wanted to see Beauty in the eye of the beholder she will never be But she will wear her smile like her crown and let...
    SkullSweetHeart SkullSweetHeart 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I do not sleep well, so some nights I will get up and write random love poems to my wife, and then hide them where she will eventually find them, like in a book she is reading, or...
    CharleyT3000 CharleyT3000 51-55, M 1 day ago

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