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I Like To Write Silly Poems

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 9 Responses Jan 22

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    This is a poem that I've only allowed a certain few people read but I just believe now is the time for everybody to be able to read it. A Question of Love, I can't change who I...
    brady120378 brady120378 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    "tidal basin" in the wilderness i sketch in the thick air with my words painting grand towers and epic people riding against the forever setting sun grand lives with natural loves...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 Jul 6

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    I'm so thankful, that they always have a place in my heart But I'm so ashamed, that I start losing sight of their faces, their names Don't look at me, please don't look at me Is it...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Jul 16

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    My heart is truly touched by how many people support and love me I call them all family, and it's enough to bring tears to my eyes Which I both love and hate, I both love and hate...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Jul 18

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    I love the emotions poems put out there
    just0lexi just0lexi 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    E: From inside the cage, I question my sentence, Subduing my rage, I seek some kind of sense. Shapeless am I, but they hold me a captive, Destined to...
    pretender1326 pretender1326 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I went for a walk today. On my path, a rose reached out to touch me with its beauty.It sent out its fragrance for my delight.I felt humbled that it chose to reveal itself that day...
    Kalena09 Kalena09 51-55, F 2 days ago

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    Its a Messed up world, A messed up place, everybody judged by their messed up face. Messed up dreams, messed up life, A messed up Kid with a messed up knife. Messed up moms and...
    WinterBlack WinterBlack 13-15, F Jul 21

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    I write dark poetry. Dark poetry for a dark soul :) I am well acquainted with misery. Due to that familiarity, I write dark poems about loneliness, pain, unwanted love, and broken...
    dourpenguin dourpenguin 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    storys and many things to write like write about animals pets and people
    paige100 paige100 13-15, F Jul 14

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    On this path, Two hemispheres, Converge and diverge, Two worlds- Join and split Amidst flat stone stairs, And I walk up or down, Among superfluous dimensions, Perfectly bound...
    alkaem alkaem 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    It started 18 months ago in a serious way, sharing feelings and thoughts in word on pad. Now I'm up over 200+ poems and looking into publishing a coffee table book of my poems and...
    slimmmerman slimmmerman 41-45, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Romantic Death I saw Death in the Face That was after I saw Stars-- Upset was I at the disgrace That He shall meet with pallid interest An image of God, or whatsoever they say(who...
    alkaem alkaem 18-21, M 34 mins ago

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    So i want to write a book, well actually already started a bit but first i really wished that there could be other writers out there that could hand me a couple of tips or like...
    DarkStoriesInc DarkStoriesInc 16-17, M 6 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Yeah. basically thats all I want in life at the moment. and I have a shitload of ideas but I cant pick myself up and write the f***ing story.. I write poems all the time though...
    Mathiiisen93 Mathiiisen93 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 11 hrs ago

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    I love to write. God, I do. As a child I used to write all the time. However, I've never been able to finish a story. I started, I got excited, told everyone and then hated every...
    agustinae agustinae 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My poems are your hidden letters. Another delusion I created I knew you so well. The way you breathed, the way you smelled. And I missed you so bad, when you first asked me not...
    YouShouldHaveKilledMe YouShouldHaveKilledMe 18-21, F Jul 3

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    I wrote most of my poetry between the ages of fourteen and twenty-two with a spurt in my late thirties. Every now and then a new poem emerges. As I've mentioned elsewhere I've...
    jazm60 jazm60 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    It's actually really funny because in the moment I'll be so emotional and full of anger or angst. I'll just write how I'm feeling and it's usually as unorganized as my thoughts. I...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Jul 8

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    This is not me personally, but its to people I know who're hurt or afraid they feel like there isn't anything left. I wish I could write a happy ending to that reoccurring...
    SoulWriter17 SoulWriter17 16-17, M Jul 12

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    I would love it if someone would write a dirty story about me. I find it so attractive when a man does IT for me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I recently wrote a fantasy love story that is simply wonderful and those who've read it are now asking me to write them a love story, so if you'd like to read my story just message...
    JayJay911 JayJay911 13-15, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    There was a time when I wrote poems in my diary.That was when I was in school.I did not get any of them published I did send one to a magazine but it was rejected.Whatever I write...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I love to write poetry so anyone who needs a song message me. I write many types of poems
    SELIMebrahim SELIMebrahim 13-15, M Jul 20

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    I don't know what this post is supposed to be about. I don't know why I am posting this, or writing about a post telling you that I don't know what this post is meant to tell you...
    DerekDolson DerekDolson 13-15, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Alright I wanna write something but I don't know what to write about and I am super bored out of my mind and it feels to have the flow of words within my grasp so somebody help me...
    DerekDolson DerekDolson 13-15, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    This summer, I am going on a guided study trip with some friends. I happen to like one of my friends (I fall for every guy taller than me), but something is hinting to me that he...
    RadicallyGreen RadicallyGreen 16-17, F Jul 7

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    I've never technically been in a relationship, but I have been rejected and heartbroken to write and feel what I've felt. What Is Love ? and why does love never find me Instead...
    SoulWriter17 SoulWriter17 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I like to think that I am well written, that I am able to use my writing as a release. Although I find it hard to keep the motivation to write a story, I have small blurbs of...
    Deviance7 Deviance7 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago