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I Like To Write Silly Poems

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 22, 2014

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Here is the last poem I wrote I sit in the dark room laying in bed just wishing that I was dead I can't take it anymore Nobody cares about me They just can't see What I'm...
    khadij khadij 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 19

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    Yes, I love writing. Always have. I write silly fan fiction about King Philippe of Belgium, just for my own enjoyment. I can write poems, but usually just when I feel like...
    UselessNobody UselessNobody 31-35, F Apr 25

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    I write from life experience hoping that it will help others. Some stuff is very serious and I have got a lot of messages from people who are going through the same things...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I wouldn't say I write poetry more like quotes and I use to be on ep like four years ago and I wrote poems on that account so some of my poems will be the same poems that I posted...
    KaylaDem33 KaylaDem33 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 21

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    Kinda ironic... Never been in love, but I just love romanticism. Romance is my passion when writing poetry or stories... Idk if I really like romance in real life because I have...
    UNDecodable UNDecodable 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    ...And about 10% of the time, it's decent, haha. It started with a love of rhyming; when I was a toddler, one of my favorite things to do before bedtime was listen (and try to...
    DepressedDemigod DepressedDemigod 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I do. and a 9 chapter one I started a while ago when I was 17-18. Well I got an entirely knew take on it. Lets say my character is gonna be even more complicated. and my new...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    I like to write poetry. I write with pen and ink. There is a problem though. My poems usually stink.
    DonnaDomm DonnaDomm 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 15

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    Tell me if this is a good story.Just comment a good or bad please PLEASE. IM 13 AND I WANT THIS TO BE KEPT AS MINE. DONT STEAL IT. Sometimes, when I go to the bathroom at the end...
    oneinforty oneinforty 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I'm trying to work on a few story ideas but not only I get writer's block, I also can't work out the dialogue part well. I really want to get this one story idea out there before...
    Xemplefied Xemplefied 26-30, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    I lost the love of my life eleven years ago this year. Since she's been gone I write poems for her, to her and about her. I will always love her. FAILED: by Paul At last when I...
    Nottheapostle Nottheapostle 56-60 Apr 17

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    I Will Write No More of Love---- A re-post, from a time in 2013 that I almost left here. But back then, there was such an outpouring of love and caring that I stayed. In a...
    Elandra77 Elandra77 56-60 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    well i used to. but for some reason i can't get myself to write much anymore, unless it's something i wanna share here or something . but other then that for some reason i just can...
    ekkert ekkert 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I have three poems published (well, one is an essay :/) and I wondered if any of you would like to hear them! Or I could write you some material; I love to write! I even have a few...
    MadiofAsgard MadiofAsgard 16-17, F a week ago

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    I have published my book of poems on Kindle. It is listed at .99 but will be free for 5 days beginning Friday the 17th. I will renew that free offer as long as Amazon allows.The...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 4 Responses Apr 16

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    Hey peeps 😊 As the title suggests, I'm a writer. Usually it's only poems and such, which I find fun to write and a bit mysterious to understand O.o but lately I am working on a...
    fragilegirl6 fragilegirl6 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 21

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    It's actually rare for me. I gotta really be feeling it. Like so much of what I do, it's gotta come from the heart. This ones for a girl whose very special to me...
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    This one is again more of a bad song. Since I've been driving a lot, I've been listening to the radio more. There are a lot of songs about drinking and some of them seem a bit...
    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 12

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    You are the heavens and the earth The earth to the moon You are the Sun that shines and burns bright You are like fire and water Time and Space is infinitely You You are both...
    iLightBeing iLightBeing 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    All of my books are live on Kindle and can be viewed through any Kindle device or on Kindle reading apps for PC, phones and tablets.The Manalapan Connection series I, II, and III...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 2 Responses Apr 23

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    1. Life (being alive) - Just being alive is such a wonderful thing, because I'm breathing and I'm able to live life! With being alive, I learn how to be a human. I make mistake and...
    hugsnotughs hugsnotughs 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 13

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    THE PATH ENDS I had always liked to explore, but I had never been here before. I could see some distance ahead to where the path ended, dead. I knew I wasn't far from the shore...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Apr 14

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    I need feedback on this story/poem that I wrote for my fiancé ASAP. Thanks! You are a star. Twinkling ever so gently, you bumped into a world of darkness never expecting anything...
    sailorsgf0314 sailorsgf0314 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16

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    Cool Ocean Breeze. The cool ocean breeze flowed over me as I lay motionless on the soft sand, waves crashing ever so lightly against the shoreline, almost as if nature itself...
    Antony7 Antony7 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 19

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