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I Like To Write Silly Poems

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 9 Responses Jan 22

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    On this path, Two hemispheres, Converge and diverge, Two worlds- Join and split Amidst flat stone stairs, And I walk up or down, Among superfluous dimensions, Perfectly bound...
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    Yeah. basically thats all I want in life at the moment. and I have a shitload of ideas but I cant pick myself up and write the f***ing story.. I write poems all the time though...
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    Specifically people who hate literally all children. Not just disliking individual children. I hear them say things like "I hate kids" and if when I ask what they mean by that...
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    my computer's running really ******* slow and it's throwing off the entire mood of writing. Even as I'm typing now, it's lagging hardcore and i'm sick of it. I'm writing a story...
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    My poems are your hidden letters. Another delusion I created I knew you so well. The way you breathed, the way you smelled. And I missed you so bad, when you first asked me not...
    YouShouldHaveKilledMe YouShouldHaveKilledMe 18-21, F Jul 3

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    I wrote most of my poetry between the ages of fourteen and twenty-two with a spurt in my late thirties. Every now and then a new poem emerges. As I've mentioned elsewhere I've...
    jazm60 jazm60 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    It's actually really funny because in the moment I'll be so emotional and full of anger or angst. I'll just write how I'm feeling and it's usually as unorganized as my thoughts. I...
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    This is not me personally, but its to people I know who're hurt or afraid they feel like there isn't anything left. I wish I could write a happy ending to that reoccurring...
    SoulWriter17 SoulWriter17 16-17, M Jul 12

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    There was a time when I wrote poems in my diary.That was when I was in school.I did not get any of them published I did send one to a magazine but it was rejected.Whatever I write...
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    I love to write poetry so anyone who needs a song message me. I write many types of poems
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    You don't know me the way you should So don't expect me to be anything good At peace with myself when I'm alone anything beyond that Out of my comfort zone I'm on my own, I'm like...
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    This summer, I am going on a guided study trip with some friends. I happen to like one of my friends (I fall for every guy taller than me), but something is hinting to me that he...
    RadicallyGreen RadicallyGreen 16-17, F Jul 7

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    I've never technically been in a relationship, but I have been rejected and heartbroken to write and feel what I've felt. What Is Love ? and why does love never find me Instead...
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    WHAT WON'T I GIVE UP FOR YOU.. People speak of fate and meeting people of chance Finding of soul mates and love at first glance. Alignment of planets Shooting stars up above...
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    This is the first poem that I ever did! Haha. Poem What do you do with a heart you can't feel Who do you give it to? Somehow, someway I want to surrender Surrender my heart to...
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