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I Like To Write Silly Poems

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 22, 2014

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    When people change, Their ambition changes, When their ambition changes, Your destinies split. Once you think about this, it's so true. I constantly have thoughts like these and...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1 16-17, M Mar 13

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    I breath you like air and I gestate you in my body till all of you in me becomes you again and is born out of me as the ever new born you are each day .................may these...
    onitaly onitaly 41-45 1 Response Mar 1

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    Irony mocks me Reflections of me peer back, With empty eyes, oh.
    miiaa247 miiaa247 13-15, F Mar 5

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    People all say that I have sad poems. That I sound so sad and in pain and depressed when I write my poems.. But how am I supposed to write a happy one when I don't even know where...
    YesIAmAsian YesIAmAsian 18-21 Mar 10

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    I've always been the one who writes love poems and cries quietly in her blue room. The one who eats and slides the sharp blade across her wrists and arms. The one who speaks five...
    lace1996 lace1996 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 28

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    I have written poems since I was a teenager but had a long break from writing them. When I have been in hospital the intense emotions I was feeling allowed me to express myself...
    LinkinParkMuse LinkinParkMuse 26-30, F 8 hrs ago

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    WEATHER REPORT midnight is closing in; it's peaceful here and quiet. I have the windows cracked a bit; there's no traffic noise, no noise from the tenants around me. just three...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 14 hrs ago

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    I don't want to reason Or make sense anymore. It's not just physically tired its mentally tired. It's like I just want to throw in the towel. But it's a soaking wet towel. !!! I...
    Bonnienz Bonnienz 31-35, F 18 hrs ago

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    I have been blessed abundantly in the natural and special gifts God has given me. I have been blessed to be able to write and not ever experience writer's block or have to pause...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 10

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    My attitude when I'm tired differers, depending on how tired I am, and how long I've been up. I'm usually either silly and giggly, lazy and oblivious, grumpy as hell, or a...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Most of the longer poems I post here (there are about forty or so, I think), start in one place and end up a long way off in another place. That's because they're unplanned...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    Tonight I'm going to start deleting poems, rhymes and limericks I have posted that I now find pointless. I'll leave anything with hearts or responses for the time being, but there...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 20

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    A NOTE TO THOSE WHO READ MY LIMERICKS Having buried this category with over a thousand entries in the last little while, I've made it difficult for other limerick writers to get...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 6

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    CHARACTERS these poems are fiction to me; my life's not as bad as you see. some experience shows, otherwise, who knows? it gives me the space to be free. characters often use the...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 2 days ago

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    I keep a journal. I write in it every day the things that have happened. I write about my feelings. I write about my body. I write every day to keep account of what happens.
    Astrucbmt Astrucbmt 22-25, F 4 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I'm going to participate in a poetry contest next month, and I'm really excited. It's strange, I'm usually shy and hate talking in front of people. When it comes to reading poetry...
    ImaginaryAlchemist ImaginaryAlchemist 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    "Be crumbled. So wild flowers will come up where you are. You have been stony for Too many years. Try something different. Surrender." -Rumi When speaking of creative writing...
    girlingrey girlingrey 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    MY SISTER AND I it's with a slight feeling of dread that I look at the stuff rolling round in my head. on most of my trip I do have a grip, but a continuous movie plays on without...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 10

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    WHERE IT'S DRIPPING THE FAT I like staying up through the night; it's quieter, easier to write. sometimes it won't flow. the best thing's to let go. some days I try to do what's...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 15

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    My rants are now poems... >.< Here's the time When I'll dance my way to happiness And so to think, I don't really dance. I'll sing to the world Like a wolf howling to the moon...
    Seaspiritaria Seaspiritaria 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    I like to write about my opinions, random ideas, fan fiction, erotica, movie script, poems, skits, generally I just really enjoy writing.
    AustynMonroe AustynMonroe 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    THE DEMISE OF POETRY I don't have anything to say; if I did I'd write an essay. poems are fun for a party of one, when all he wants is to play. we've somehow lost poetry's place...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 16

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    Chetan Bhagat “Disappointment will come when your effort does not give you the expected return. If things don’t go as planned or if you face failure. Failure is extremely...
    angelicpixie angelicpixie 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    AFFIRMATION because my body is somewhat infirm, I haven't been making plans for the long term. I can't afford to live a long time, so I just sit in this chair and write rhyme...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M a week ago

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    now that I've got the junk out of my head, I can go along and work harder instead. I want to write poems with pride, and it can be an arduous ride. the result will be better...so...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M