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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 19, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 22, 2014

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    The first thing I learned in school, was to write.
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    And I didn't wanna write a song cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care I don't but, you still hit my phone up And baby I be movin' on...
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    Cigar laced whiskersThe scent tracing your lips with a hintA gentleman Lounging in your leather chairSparkling deep eyes, like thewild Eastern sea,perusing the...
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    Yesterday was a very strange day... I ended up going over to his place in the morning, and we cuddled and whatnot. I still don't know where I stand with him. We've been intimate...
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    Every fleeting minuscule moment is a momentous mountain of movement. The walls all surrounded the surge of colors that reflected off the light shining from the strobe of a tiny...
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    I enjoy writing but have found very little inspiration to write about anything significant lately. Ups and downs, ebbs and flows, writing is indeed an art which reflects life...As...
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    People think she's this calm and collected lady who knows exactly what she wants and how to get her sh*t done. Well, the latter is pretty accurate but I wouldn't be too sure about...
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    when im depress or mad I write down things that I wanted to say instead of being an idiot that show people how depressed and mad I am... its better to be a shadow then being seen...
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    Honestly, being playful and silly with someone in a light hearted joyful way is something I truly enjoy. Sincerity is important, but I see seriousness almost as a necessary evil...
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    Waiting for you Each second seems like a minute, an hour Waiting for you Little Billy at number 23 grows another two inches Whilst Mum's roses wilt and die Petals on the floor In...
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    This is a little crappy piece I did whilst feeling bad about myself, but it helped me feel better. It's called Hello Katie. Enjoy and tell me what you think about it. Hello Katie...
    candlelitman candlelitman 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    This is my life, where I was born and raised and grew and broke. This is the ABC's of my life. "A" as in anxiety for the feeling I got in my stomach when "B" as in bystander's...
    Peterpansxwifey Peterpansxwifey 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    One Art BY ELIZABETH BISHOP "The art of losing isn’t hard to master; so many things seem filled with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every...
    AnonymouslyGeneric1 AnonymouslyGeneric1 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    I love how I get all giddy, giggly and excited around my daddyDom. He just smiles and tells me how cute I am, hehe. I also love how fluid and seamless the transition between...
    OwnedByDaddy OwnedByDaddy 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Its time to take a trip. Time cast a rolling shadow. My ride may not be a horse on four hooves. Its a 110 cubic Inch on two wheels and black and chrome. I have had my time in...
    GWMH GWMH 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    creativity is my drug creativity is my meth my heroin my cocane and ecstasy the Mary Jane in your blunt that takes you to higher state of mind and leave you floating there among...
    luv2pee23 luv2pee23 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    It's getting to the point where I'm writing more stories than normal, but I just can't help it. There are so many crazy things going on in my life. I suppose I'll just describe the...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    By Henry Scott-Holland Death Is Nothing At All Death is nothing at all. It does not count. I have only slipped away into the next room. Nothing has happened. Everything...
    MysteryManInHat MysteryManInHat 56-60, M 6 days ago

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    Every time then my mom is busy with soemthing I love to sneak behind her and scare her XD
    Countryroad15 Countryroad15 16-17, F a week ago

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    Lovely lines of blurry blood. Clean and clear cuts slathered with the liquid thick and messy, and oh how it reminded her of mud. Dirty heart and damned soul, only seemingly fit her...
    QueenVen QueenVen 16-17, F a week ago

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