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    Real Ales.

    There was a man from Wales Who liked to drink Real Ales. He,d drink all day Long, So at night sing a Sweet Song... At weekends he loved to Paint His pictures would make You Faint. He said t,was Experimental Art Smelly pictures And a really Loud Fart... Alas, One Saturday...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Drink Like Sandy.

    There was a girl like our Sandy, Who drank too much lemon shandy.   When she was senseless and drunk,   She smelled like a dirty skunk. So she stopped, which made her randy.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 17, 2012

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    Twp Ivor.

    There was a man named Twp Ivor, Who`d do anything for a fiver.    His mates gave him a bet,    A lioness should he get. He obeyed, and now he`s inside her.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Wind In My Willows.

    There is a rich soup which is near, That tastes great with a pint of beer. There is a cheese I taste, Which is too good to waste. The result is wind, keep clear!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 20, 2012

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    Rock Star

    There was a rock star named Dan Man Who shook his hair, when in Japan He liked to be hip, So he curled his lip, Which made him dribble when he sang.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 12, 2012

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    Chopper Arth.

    There was a man named Arth, Who cut down trees for a laugh. He chiselled wood, To make it look good. Then poor Arth was chopped in half!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    One Too Many.

    There was a young woman named Jill, Who lived her life through a blue pill. When she went to sleep, There were no sweet sheep, ,Til she lay beneath the green hill.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 15, 2012

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    The Fisherman.

    The fisherman was happy, he`d caught not one fish, He didn`t want a tasty cod on his clean dish. His suffering wife was not so keen, Two peas and a boiled potatao, looked quite lean. The fisherman he drank some stout, Before his angry wife flung him out.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 24, 2012

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    Dr Jekyll.

    A daring Young Fellow named Hyde, Declared he would go for a glide. He flew by the Dee, And far out to sea, When alas, his personality did divide.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 11, 2012

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    Short!

    *ahem* The crimson midget rides again And dances like a Cornish hen While the waffles wale with glee In hopes that they will marry me The End.
    PanicStricken PanicStricken 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27, 2012

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    Jones The Grin.

    Jones was a jolly man, Who lived in a small caravan. Jones had a grinning smile, Teeth dazzled for about a mile. Jones had a booming laugh, He roared, be beamed: never did things by half. Jones went to the big zoo, To see large monkeys on the loo. The vision went to his head...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Fred The Bread.

    There was a young baker named Fred, Who talked about croissants in bed. His wife, who grew bored, Went out, down the road. After punching Fred in the head.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2012

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    There once was a woman that

    so loathed her spouse She hated to be with him, all alone in the house They sat watching coins, which bored her to tears Because he had ranted about them for years But his stupor was near, he couldn't keep pace In just a few minutes, she'd put a pillow on his face
    birdie39 birdie39 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 22, 2014

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    Truncheoned Wilf.

    There was an old man named Wilf, Who liked to date hot, gorgeous MILFS. Wilf used his yard, To get his truncheon hard. "Be prepared," was the motto of old Wilf.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 2, 2012

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    The Man From Crewe.

    There was a man From Crewe Who was always stuck In a Queue. While in a queue He would Think: What should he Eat or Drink..? At home he was Alone His mind, no more Did Roam He took a gulp of Ink, Which he spat directly in The Sink The taste, it was All Wrong: Very bitter and...
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 8, 2012

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    Welsh Lucy.

    There was a girl called Welsh Lucy, Who liked to eat fresh fruit, sweet and juicy.   She eat three peaches, a plum,   That did things to her tum. Which made her bowels move often and loosely.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 26, 2012

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    Dapper Dan.

    There was a boastful man named Dan, Such a dapper, well-dressed young man.    When Dan lost his cash,    He dressed not so flash. And in rags, he was known as second hand Stan!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    Ouch!

    There was a grumpy man named Pete, Who always moaned about his sore feet. He trudged too far, Never by car ,Cos of the sharp springs in its seat.
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Jul 21, 2012

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    Slick Rick.

    There was a jolly fellow named Slick Rick, Who joked about his wobbly stick. When his stick broke, Rick told no joke. In fact, he got on everyone`s wick!
    Cassiestar Cassiestar 56-60, M Aug 1, 2012

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    white shadow i am stand on the street..all people walking around.. they even didn't know where they are? i hear people laugh,cry,angry then suddenely its dissapear..i am just...
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    My literature teacher said I'm the female version of Edgar Allan Poe.
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    Sometimes I paint the stars Other times I skin the moon I love the contrast of good and evil Of triumph, and of doom
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    I've always been the one who writes love poems and cries quietly in her blue room. The one who eats and slides the sharp blade across her wrists and arms. The one who speaks five...
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    I think it was because of my wild imagination as a child? And I lived within the walls of a lonely house and I played pretend all my myself and created little paper dolls and bring...
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    I had a dream that my childhood friends and their dad gave me a cake congratulating me on my success for my poetry. It was like a party. Like one or two that I wrote were...
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    feeling and vision intertwine changing all that is touched changed from the touching touched by all that changes words form images images stories stories paint pictures pictures...
    flip420 flip420 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    THE SADDEST POEM by Pablo Neruda I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. Write, for instance: "The night is full of stars, and the stars, blue, shiver in the distance...
    littlegirl03 littlegirl03 18-21, F Feb 19

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    My poems are short and don't always have rhyme or rhythm, I don't even know if some of them can be counted as poems, but I'm going to post some up here to see what you guys think...
    turbotang turbotang 18-21, M Feb 18

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    I used to write poems when I was younger. But I have lost that spark somehow. Check out what I've written and let me know what you think. Recalledtolife.wordpress.com.
    socalbored socalbored 22-25, M Feb 20

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    So I thought about it and figured I should write a rap song. This one I'm really proud of because I think I got my message across. Well tell me your favorite verse after! I wrote...
    skidzchannel13 skidzchannel13 13-15, M 4 Responses Jan 29

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    I have a small question for all of you. Who do you think you are? I know who I am. I'm a... Dreamchaser. Yes. I am a dreamchaser. In other people's perception, I'm a person...
    skidzchannel13 skidzchannel13 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    I think ill go back to writing.. what other choice do I have? nobody stays.. but thats okay.. I used to write for who ever would listen. If I read my own writings after I post...
    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    " Immortality" I looked upon the shelves and sought what overrated writers wrought philosophers and hitchhikers their name gives their poems clout You who suffer for your art...
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M Feb 13

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    when you speak with the heart you speak with the truth that's what makes poems special any one can write a poem that is special as long as they speak with their heart in their...
    Poeticdeaths Poeticdeaths 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    What's the matter? What, with me? The world? Nothings wrong with me...but the world is in turmoil Wait, maybe it's the way l view the world Can you see it? The slow but...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    I Have Seen A Lot. I have seen a lot in all my years, I have seen both life and death. Sometimes life just moved so fast, I scarcely caught my breath. I have seen the sun in...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 7 Responses Feb 18

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    The best way is to write, fragile screaming tortured soul, withering away deep inside yet alive on paper, hoping yet life fleeting by. Slowly dying. Inside and Out.
    krystalkool84 krystalkool84 26-30, F Feb 18

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    I usually write poems, but I'm currently working on a book on WattPad. If anyone's interested, let me know and I'll give you the name :)
    Ellytheoutcast Ellytheoutcast 13-15, F Feb 20

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    I'm going to write a poem in italian can't wait to do it and see how it looks
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    ''Naked Truth'' Can you see my tears -Naked truth- that’s sleeping under my skin Can you feel my pain...just like yours I laugh like i'm crazy I smile like i couldn't be...
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    This is something I have to do. It is private and just for you. You think you know me and my name? That’s not right, oh what a shame! But I know yours now – that’s so...
    seyeyrgna seyeyrgna 70+ 1 Response Jan 29

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    - Noah, stop writing nonsense. There was no flood, and the animals are not in danger! - I know that, Mom! God told me to write this story. Maybe it is not about the past but about...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    If I could write a one-word story it would have to be this: Us.
    queenmallow queenmallow 13-15, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago