I Like Wacky Headlines, Quotes, Descriptions, Moods, Usernames

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    Newspaper Headline

    ' I married a wall - but now I'm cheating on it with a fence,' You can't get much wackier than that :)
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jun 14, 2008

    A Few I Remembered

    Obama beats Hillary in Wisconsin. Hillary runs to Texas. Anyone who breaks the law is at risk of being arrested- quote from the Contra Costa Times Heidi Montag Tries To Move Her Face, Can’t http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/heidi-montag-tries-to-mov_n_429456.html...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 20, 2011

    Guy In Dollar Store Earlier Today:

    "I don't need half this **** but it's only a dollar!" 
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 23, 2009

    Experiences

    I DON'T LIKE EM LONG I MISSPELLED GHANDI I'D LIKE TO BE LESS SHY AND SNILE MORE I AM BACK FROM JAIL I POUR 2 LITER BOTTLES BACKWARDS I CNT UNDASTAND HOW SUM PPL CAN CULD BE SO COLD I AM FRUSTRATED WITH BM I ANNE I LOVE GOLF BUT I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE I COLONICS I THINK...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry
    46-50, F
    17 Responses Apr 7, 2008

    YOU Guys Would Be Great!

    Hey,   We have just launched a website www.americantvstar.tv with the aim of finding an individual or group of people in American who whose lives are interesting enough to win their very own reality TV show.   This is for real, we are currently in talks with...
    tvstar tvstar
    26-30
    Aug 21, 2008

    Let's Lighten Your Day!

    Best Headlines     Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says   Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers       !  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over      ...
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Dec 29, 2009

    My Headlines / Status

    Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Sep 3, 2012

    Made Me Laugh

    Farts stink so deaf people can enjoy them..
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Mar 13, 2011

    Headlines / Status

    It would have been fun, every time we write something on our headline even if we delete it and add a new one, it would go on our profile, like that we can see all the headline we have written in the past.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Sep 2, 2012
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