I'd love to watch Star Wars on this tv.
I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.
Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.
Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left...
I try to make people happy, even when I'm feeling really down. I want to see a smile on their face so I know that even though I'm having a rough day, they're not. :)
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to...