I really don't. I am not interested in what you have to say if it's just leading up to you asking if I want to see your man berries.
Just so ya knooooooooow. You wouldn't introduce yourself like that irl then don't do it here. Ugh Losers.
I hate it when you go on Whisper and someone's always trying to get you to send nude pictures of yourself
stop sending them to me, that is just gross, Im blocking everyone who does.
In more ways than I ever imagined.
Okay so I came with my Friend to help her Babysit and These little kids Keep touching my hair O.o
Cause my hair is Blue and I feel So uncomfortable and it feels Wierd
Not trying to sound like a damn ***** over here, but guys, please don't add me to your list. Especially with peckers as avi.
Also females, I'm Not interested in seeing your girly...
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
My best friend gave me the best advice
He said each day's a gift and not a given right
Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind
And try to...
Remember this song – I kissed a girl and I liked it..
Lol.. it was just an experiment! I’m straight people!
I played a ‘truth or Dare’ game with a friend on EP last few...
When people who know I hate physical contact hug me im like
"Do you like your arm?"
"Do you like it attached to your body?"
"Then stop hugging me."
why are you always so frantic,
when you know my love's gigantic?
okay, very large,
like your sister Marge.
that`s why I`m called Mr. Romantic.
The toilet seat fell on little Tommys ******... He cried Mom kiss it..kiss it..
His Mom slapped him and said "you're just like your daddy
Success is only meaningful and enjoyable if it feels like your own.
Everyday I feel like I am dead. I don't know how long I've felt this way. All I know is the person I was or could have been seems to have died a long time ago. I carry this...
Massive earthquake with epicenter at Nepal.Some parts in India affected too.I felt it too but we are all safe.Prayers for the victims.Hope everyone is safe.
Does anyone wanna hear a story? It's copyright but I'm happy to share! It's not too good but I try, so enjoy I guess!😄
Do you remember when we first met ?!? I found you here on EP. I read a couple of your comments and just had to initiate conversation. You were never very good at speaking and would...
some bromances need to come to an end. I have had three dudevorces. The first one was quite painful, but he was a douche and didnt understand my mood disorder. The other two...were...
Its quite ironic when i suffacte you with your own lungs, beatin me cant be done like shootin bullets with a blowgun,i dont need to fight, my foes panic in fear while...
The FightOne Sunday my husband and I spent the day cleaning up an empty house. So full of dust and paint, we were looking forward to a hot shower. Parking the van at a petrol...
You say you like animals...... you say humans are bad..... you say Hitler and all that sh*t........... Humans have a good attitude, so quit it.
Humans go to space
Some explanation and a couple of rules:
Red and warm-blooded men notice the beauty and curves of women around them. That much is pretty universal. It's what we do with and after...
When I first had my heart truly broken, the thing I remember the most is how the area in my chest where I thought my heart was... hurt. It physically hurt. Not pain. But an ache...
Good morning everyone happy Saturday to all of you. No this is not a dating website but I'm in a put my banner appears well. My name is Mickey I'm looking for the love of my life...
“Get rid of meaning. Your mind is a nightmare that has been eating you. Now eat your mind.”
— Kathy Acker
hmm... mine would be to make the dude wear a condom
" You will find your own ethical dilemmas in all parts of your lives, both personal and professional. We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we...
CRIMES AND SHOWS
I've been watching crime shows online,
no commercials, and I like that fine.
by night or by day,
whenever I may,
but it's darkening parts of my mind.
I like to Jumping like a horse 🐴
You formed my inward parts;
You covered me in my mother's womb.
I will praise you,
For I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
Marvellous are your works,
And that my soul knows...
I don't understand why people think I will help them cheat on their school work. I have no problem helping someone understand the assignment but I am not going to give them the...
When I'm turnt I'm like f*cking Opra dude... You get a phone call. You get a phone call. You get a Snapchat. You get a drunk text. EVERYBODY GETS A DRUNK TEXT!!!🎉😒🎉
Dude I wonder if there's someone out there exactly like me in physical and mental form
I like guys who are muscular, a little chubby, or a mix of the both. Skinny dudes and I guess "normal" if that's the right word all look the same to me. That's unless they go out...
I known this Dude Name Justin for about a year on June 8th When We Met He Wasn't Looking For A Relationship He Told Me Commitment Is Like Jail For Him And Now He Says He Loves Me...
There's a guy who told me that all I do is to entertain handsome dudes because I want them to be my boyfriend and I'm like "**** no, I want a girlfriend not a boyfriend"
Im and old dude , but im honest and come on to these sites to make friends. It occurs so to me people add you as a friend have one or 2 chats and then unless you contact them , you...