I Like Your Dude Parts

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    That Spot In The Shoulder....

    ....where the shoulder meets the very top on the arm, and curves up into the neck.....mmmm.....that's one of my favourite places to kiss..... But, I couldn't ever pick just one favourite 'man' part......I'd only ever pick a favourite man. ;-)
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll
    46-50, F
    1 Response Nov 22, 2012

    Mmmm

    I love your masculine chest, your defined chin and jawline, your arms, your calves, and of course your manhood. I would be hard pressed to decide which is my favorite.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2010
    deleted deleted
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    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Sep 5, 2011

    The Most Wonderful Of All Dude Parts...

    ...the dude tongue. Can be used as a way of communication, mastication and mastebation. Licking the woman's most sensitive of woman parts with the dude tongue, can guarentee the following if done right. Be allowed to have the remote control Be allowed to watch the football...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    19 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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