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    Little Johnny

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny,a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 27, 2011

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    Little johnny decided he needs to marry his

    girlfriend. He does the right thing and asks her dad for permission. Her dad thinks this is too adorable for a ten year old boy asking his daughters had in marriage. "Where are you going to live?" He asks johnny "Her room is almost twice as big as mine, that should be enough...
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