I Live In A Yodawith Marriage

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    Day 4

    My anûs feels bigger I wonder what Yoda Puts in it at night
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    Day 8

    Asked Yoda if Gemma Could come and visit me He said 'yes'. So happy!
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    Aug 12, 2013

    Day 2

    I had a bad night Last night. Yoda's lightsaber against my back. Ouch.
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    Aug 12, 2013

    Day 9 Part 3

    I used cloning technology To resuscitate Gemma
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    Aug 13, 2013

    Day 7

    Stuck a cork in my Arsehole last night. Yoda used Force to remove it.
    Krapsparov Krapsparov
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    Aug 12, 2013

    Day 3

    A bad night. Again. This was not Yoda's lightsaber Against my back. Help!
    Krapsparov Krapsparov
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    Aug 12, 2013

    Day 1

    I crashed my spaceship On Yoda's planet. Love at First sight. So happy.
    Krapsparov Krapsparov
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    Aug 12, 2013

    Day 9 Part 2

    Gemma's dead! Yoda Made her believe his lightsaber Was a *****!
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    Aug 13, 2013

    Day 9

    Gemma arrived! I Wanted to fûck her. Have to Wait after training
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    Aug 13, 2013

    Day 5

    Took a sh1t today Green slimy liquid on it Yoda says it's the Force
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    Aug 12, 2013
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