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I Live In Essex But I Am Not An Essex Girl

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People

    Not Typical At All

    First off I'm a boy, so that's kinda cheating, but even if I were born a girl I'm sure as I can be that I wouldn't fit that steriotype, even if I really wanted to.
    Heellover Heellover
    36-40, M
    Feb 9, 2013

    Q: What Does An Essex Girl Say After Sex?

    A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?" I am grammar school educated. In my spare time I read epics like Virgil's 'Aeneid' (I think its considered a pre-requisite for an Essex girl to be near illiterate). I watch the history channel. I don't own one pair of...
    lbai7 lbai7
    18-21
    3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

    I "lived" In Essex But I Was Not An Essex Girl

    I lived in Essex when I wanted to live in London, but I thought London was too much hard work.  Turns out Essex is actually a pretty laid back place.  I was on the coast, in South End on Sea.  Right by the beach.  I went for business only so I don't think I could ever be...
    mariekharaz mariekharaz
    22-25
    Mar 29, 2011

    This Is True

    Hey, I live in essex but im not your typical umpa lumpa that you see on tv.. I dont believe that wearing orange makeup or having concelor lips make you beautiful. But to the people that do it obviously have confidence in themselfs and feel beautiful thats all that matters. I hate...
    YourMyLove YourMyLove
    18-21, F
    Jan 3, 2013

    Living In Essex

    I hate living here, primarily because people ASSUME that you are an Essex girl all of the time. I get old wrinkly men adding my email (and won't tell me how they got it!) and tell me that I must know how to have 'fun' because I'm from where I am from. *GR*   EDIT: It's...
    Kadini Kadini
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 21, 2007

    I'm Not An Essex Girl...

    I'm an essex bloke - hello. :)
    Invisible75 Invisible75
    36-40, M
    Oct 5, 2012

    Is That The Same As...

    ...living in Surrey, and not being a Surrey girl?
    FriendofPromise FriendofPromise
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 30, 2010
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