I Live In Hull Arrrg

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    Hull Is An Armpit That Is Also a Sphincter

    I was born in Hull, England. It is a piece of asscrap. It stinks like a zombie **** in a sex sewer. All the people have sex in a lamppost. Some of them have sex in a ghost zoo. I don't have sex because I have dignity and a tiny conjoined twin that lives against my kidneys...
    albie albie
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Sep 11, 2008
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