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I Lived On A Sailboat

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    A more accurate title for this post would probably be that I've lived in a few different haunted houses. Even now we have an entity in our kitchen who we jokingly call the Fridge...
    LyraAlluse LyraAlluse 26-30, F Mar 24

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    I made a Promise to God. 'If I live through this surgery I have renewed lease on life and I will use it if you still have use for me on this earth.' I lived. It was the scariest...
    michnn michnn 41-45, F a week ago

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    If I lived in a fantasy world I would be a demon Lord and would cause destruction everywhere and have an army of zombies. I would shift between my many forms. A knight in red blood...
    cloudycarnage cloudycarnage 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    I was living like Mrs. Dalloway. Bought flowers, hosted parties and pretended that I was confident and everything was fine. Hid that I lived in a SM. I'm Mrs. Dalloway no more.
    PinkJeanie1970 PinkJeanie1970 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Cont. 7 years later I found my lover and she had a eye for me now! I know some of you will say how could you be with a woman 38 years older when you had a wife of 3 months at home...
    mrdukeS mrdukeS 56-60, M Apr 4

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    the mona lisa used to smile, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I was a volunteer at yosemite national park In summer of 2012 I worked in Tuolumne Meadows as a campground host. I rode my bicycle from Seattle, and was the first volunteer that...
    Direwolf65 Direwolf65 46-50, M 37 mins ago

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    One floor and several dauntingly dark halls away from Tactical Team 2 the first of the three confused teens became conscious. Dazed, disoriented, and still struck with fear the boy...
    AmericanKnight AmericanKnight 18-21, M Mar 18

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    Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    We had a reasonably good sex life the first 8 years and the last ten were a living hell. After the kids left we bolted. It took me several years to recover emotionally and...
    adventurousjames adventurousjames 51-55 3 Responses Mar 19

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    Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I'm here without you baby But you're still on my lonely mind I think about you baby And I dream about you all the time
    gummball gummball 18-21, F Mar 21

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    is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me to hide your insecurities all you say is blah blah- "girls" marina and the diamonds
    A1133cat A1133cat 13-15, F Mar 21

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    The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Mar 21

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    me and hubs parked up in a car park in new brighton 1 night , we got a bit carried away and looked outside the car to find 5 men staring at us wanking i couldnt believe it when...
    domrep2 domrep2 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    My mom and dad own their own business and basically can work where ever they want. So we live in the US six months of the year and Costa Rica the other six months.
    y2kgirl y2kgirl 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 23

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    Thought provoking questions to ask yourself: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a37860/unhappy-marriage/?link=rel&dom=yah_hlth&src=syn&mag=cos
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F Mar 24

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    When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 24

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    Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 25

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    Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 25

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    I live in a really small town and there's not much to do :/
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    I would love to live in the world in my mind, it's so beautiful... Maybe that's why I doodle a lot, I try to bring my world into reality...
    WolfsterTheWere WolfsterTheWere 13-15, M Mar 26

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    If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 26

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    Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 27

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    I currently live there tbh - beautiful but very hot city
    stubbsx stubbsx 13-15, F Mar 27

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    Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 28

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    One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    Soon about to turn a big corner (I hope) with HRO hearing at the end of the week and divorce mediation at the end April. Over the weekend I overshared my concern regarding my...
    PinkJeanie1970 PinkJeanie1970 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 30

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    Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I live in my own fantasy world... but then I wake up from my day dreams and return back to the hell that's called my life.
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F Mar 31

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    If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    My life has been pretty amazing. And I've had some moments I'll always cherish. Like movie-fantasy-romantic type ****. I've been so completely in love that I lost myself in him...
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Hot days, cold nights... No shelter, but i Never want it, new faces everyday, some coins... Stealing to eat, the garbage can be An amazing dinner, storys on the night, some cheap...
    Mysorrow Mysorrow 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    Tomorrow is our scheduled HRO hearing. I wish it would immediately segue into divorce mediation because our respective divorce attorneys will be there. STBX requested a combined...
    PinkJeanie1970 PinkJeanie1970 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 2

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    HRO hearing today. Outcome was better than I imagined. I'm exhausted and relieved. Pensive.
    PinkJeanie1970 PinkJeanie1970 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 3

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    Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Apr 3

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