A more accurate title for this post would probably be that I've lived in a few different haunted houses. Even now we have an entity in our kitchen who we jokingly call the Fridge...
I made a Promise to God. 'If I live through this surgery I have renewed lease on life and I will use it if you still have use for me on this earth.' I lived. It was the scariest...
If I lived in a fantasy world I would be a demon Lord and would cause destruction everywhere and have an army of zombies. I would shift between my many forms. A knight in red blood...
I was living like Mrs. Dalloway. Bought flowers, hosted parties and pretended that I was confident and everything was fine. Hid that I lived in a SM. I'm Mrs. Dalloway no more.
Cont. 7 years later I found my lover and she had a eye for me now! I know some of you will say how could you be with a woman 38 years older when you had a wife of 3 months at home...
the mona lisa used to smile, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it.
I was a volunteer at yosemite national park In summer of 2012 I worked in Tuolumne Meadows as a campground host. I rode my bicycle from Seattle, and was the first volunteer that...
One floor and several dauntingly dark halls away from Tactical Team 2 the first of the three confused teens became conscious. Dazed, disoriented, and still struck with fear the boy...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
We had a reasonably good sex life the first 8 years and the last ten were a living hell. After the kids left we bolted. It took me several years to recover emotionally and...
Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me to hide your insecurities all you say is blah blah- "girls" marina and the diamonds
The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
me and hubs parked up in a car park in new brighton 1 night , we got a bit carried away and looked outside the car to find 5 men staring at us wanking
i couldnt believe it when...
My mom and dad own their own business and basically can work where ever they want. So we live in the US six months of the year and Costa Rica the other six months.
Thought provoking questions to ask yourself:
When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
I live in a really small town and there's not much to do :/
I would love to live in the world in my mind, it's so beautiful... Maybe that's why I doodle a lot, I try to bring my world into reality...
If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
I currently live there tbh - beautiful but very hot city
Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
Soon about to turn a big corner (I hope) with HRO hearing at the end of the week and divorce mediation at the end April.
Over the weekend I overshared my concern regarding my...
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
I live in my own fantasy world... but then I wake up from my day dreams and return back to the hell that's called my life.
If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
My life has been pretty amazing. And I've had some moments I'll always cherish. Like movie-fantasy-romantic type ****. I've been so completely in love that I lost myself in him...
Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
Hot days, cold nights... No shelter, but i Never want it, new faces everyday, some coins... Stealing to eat, the garbage can be An amazing dinner, storys on the night, some cheap...
Tomorrow is our scheduled HRO hearing. I wish it would immediately segue into divorce mediation because our respective divorce attorneys will be there. STBX requested a combined...
HRO hearing today. Outcome was better than I imagined. I'm exhausted and relieved. Pensive.
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.