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I Lived On A Sailboat

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    Why I wish I lived in Europe? Well, my family originally was from Europe (Ireland, Russia, Germany, Spain), I want to meet my list relatives. And I've heard so many great vegan...
    veganismrocks veganismrocks 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    I moved to Hong Kong a few days ago and my computer thinks 'Hong' is not a word, even in tandem with 'Kong'. The good news is I can talk about King Kong all I want without making...
    barepanda barepanda 26-30, M Jun 29

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    I was born in Paris, France, only daughter to a Franco-Spanish father, and an Irish mother.We lived in Paris for my first two years, then with my grandmothers illness we moved to...
    Paca24 Paca24 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Am Am Not From Texas but lived there
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 11 hrs ago

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    I dreamed about seeing the world and I have been on every continent and in most countries in the free world and even a few that werent free. I even got paid to do it but there...
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    I'm tired of it! its time to be the person i want to be and do all the stuff i said I've always wanted to do! but where to start?
    JustDrakeGarcia JustDrakeGarcia 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 24

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    In the movie Alien 5 the Asswhoopin', movie goers were astonished to see a small Chuck Norris burst out of an alien and proceed to kick the crap out of him.
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    If you can't beat them... call Chuck and he will roundhouse kick them in the face.
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    Surround yourself with those on the same mission as you
    deepvisionss deepvisionss 16-17, F Jun 29

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    This next month is gonna be tough. I'm really bad at being alone for a long time.
    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 29

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    Chuck Norris can pat his head, rub his stomach, and roundhouse kick you at the same time.
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    He was in the midst of a divorce when I met him. Then he went back to his wife. I left him and went back to school. Then he left her and begged to get back together. That's...
    tmonroe666 tmonroe666 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    I'm going to fort worth on Thursday
    bandchicklover bandchicklover 13-15, F Jun 29

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    The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first...
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    Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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    This is a rather touchy subject for me, from the time I was about 5 until I was about 11 I was tossed in between foster homes because my mum was deemed unfit. I have 3 brothers and...
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    I love being naked and skinny dipping. Although I have been swimming naked in some friends' and relatives' private pools, it has been quite a while I have been swimming in a more...
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    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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    omg! i did something i thought i would never get to do. *grins*
    farahparkin farahparkin 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    Chuck Norris thinks outside the box,then roundhouse kicks the box into oblivion.
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    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
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    CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot *** kicking in real-time.
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    All my life it has been lonesome, i never had anyone come to my birthday parties. I have never had a real girl friend because they would ask me out and of course like the fool i...
    SonofAodha SonofAodha 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick himself in the face.
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    So I live alone in a 2 story house and at night sometimes the power goes out and that's when **** happens I start to hear children giggling and sometime when I get out of the...
    LGKolor LGKolor 13-15, M Jul 9

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    The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
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    THERE WAS A BEYONCÉ AND JAYZ CONCERT AND LADY GAGA WAS PERFORMING LITERALLY IN THE STADIUM BESIDE THEM. IM SO UPSET THAT I DIDNT GET TO SEE THE LOVES OF MY LIFE 😪😪
    deepvisionss deepvisionss 16-17, F Jul 10

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    I met the dream guy of my dreams and the first time I somewhat felt what love might feel like. I've always dreamed of being truly loved. Hopefully I can get that in a few years :)
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    One summer day, Chuck Norris was grilling steaks in his backyard when Bobby Flay approached him and challenged him to a Throwdown. Six hours later, surgeons were successful in...
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    My family are sensitives and partially psychic so there have been experiences from almost every, mind you female in my family. Recently well in the last two years I've had a number...
    marieshineh marieshineh 18-21, F Jul 10

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    Barely! Ha ha ha. Well, maybe I don't count. I was born in 1979. If it's any consolation, I remember being an infant.
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    Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always: "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
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    Chuck Norris Can Roundhouse kick an atom and eat a galaxy at the same time
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    The Shot Heard Round the World was infact a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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    E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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    All things come to an end, except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    The reason Chuck Norris looks 30 although he is 72 is because age tried to catch up with him, but he roundhouse kicked it right back to 1970.
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    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris invented electricity, the Theory of Relativity, and the Roundhouse kick.
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    The Muscles From Brussels fears the Roundhouse from Texas.
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    Chuck Norris never hates anybody, his round house kick is faster then any emotion.
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    The reason why the moon doesn't fall down to the earth is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it into space at sunrise every morning.
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    I am a chameleon in terms of life status. When I get bored with who I am and what I'm doing, I switch it up for the sweet taste of variety!
    leavemealonepaul leavemealonepaul 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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    I feel like an outsider to everyone in my neighborhood. What is wrong with people. They just want to break me down until I feel like the dirt under their feet. When I sit outside...
    va40scott va40scott 41-45, F 4 days ago

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    Here's what's been magical to me. Seeing the northern lights, watching waves crash at night and explode with firefly green phosphorescence, orangish red full moons rising above...
    norlights3 norlights3 36-40, F 2 days ago