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I Lived On A Sailboat

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    i wish i lived in the 1800....
    laulala laulala 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Comets travel at 54/sec and never stops. Unsurprisingly though, comets are actually victims of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 9

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    Professor Xavier got his mutant power because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 10

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    I have been living with my mother for 8 years. It feels like a marriage. We are raising my niece and nephew. It's been a blissful experience. When my responsibilities are over I...
    louisthe17th louisthe17th 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    Chuck Norris doesn't shoot you. He kicks a bullet through your head.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Some say that the Zombies are dead people turned alive. Another Theory is that the Zombies are people survived a Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 14

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    I was going to write A Chuck Norris fact, but then a roundhouse kick came out of my monitor and broke my keyboard.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    If Chuck Norris wants skittles, he round house kicks a rainbow. That's how the slogan got started.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through a video chat.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Hercules perfomed 12 labors. Unfortunately, the 13th was surviving a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 16

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    Starfish sex? Sorry ahead of time for this post. I am amused by things that should not amuse me. http://www.abc3340.com/story/28128319/homeless-man-accused-of-breaking-into...
    jmx46578 jmx46578 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 17

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    Humpy Dumpy broke not because of falling from the wall, but because he was Round House Kicked by Chuck Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 17

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    Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    Chuck Norris invented the microwave when he roundhouse kicked a metal box.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 19

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    Whoever said "You can't fight City Hall", never new of Chuck Norris & his patented roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 20

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    Chuck norris once round house kicked a shark in the face . thats how the hammerhead came to be.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 20

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    New York City is fun and all, but it's not what I expected it to be. They say it's one of the best cities for f*cking and partying, but that's only if you're visiting or you're...
    ViperRizzo ViperRizzo 18-21, M Feb 23

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    To all U people living a sexless marriage U need a pep talk. Let's begin I get sex is amazing and how release all the stress. But think about it this way if that all U want for UR...
    stelliester stelliester 13-15, F Feb 23

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    I would love to live in England. it's gotta be better than here
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 23

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    The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 24

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    I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg...now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    It's been more than 2 weeks that i've been staying at an aunt's house. Her children (my cousins) are seldom home and if they are they barely talk...a huge, silent house! I feel...
    Provinceana Provinceana 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Never play "knock knock" with Chuck Norris. Because the person knocking on the door is in fact a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Anyone else live in Fort Lauderdale?
    blaze4dazee blaze4dazee 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have the potential to be a really strong, attractive and intellectual woman but sometimes lack confidence. Every year my laziness and sometimes my lack of fashion sense for...
    alostone alostone 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I really wish that I could live in a different time, one that isn't where everyone is obsessed with their image or if they are popular or not. I wish that I grew up in the mid 90...
    trismason trismason 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    The Question Mark (?) was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Chuck Norris will come to your house and personally give you a roundhouse kick if you make a stupid fact about him...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Why does the truth hurt? Because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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    Latest News!!!! Cause Of Hurricanes Identified: Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks!!!!!
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    I didn't choose to fall for him; he tripped me. He somehow got to me fall in love with him... but I don't mind. One day, I was just minding my own business. I was watching some...
    PKFairytale PKFairytale 18-21, F 24 mins ago

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    anyone want to runaway and steal a sailboat to travel the world?
    columbus38 columbus38 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    Maybe meet a handsome, older gentleman who owns a sailboat.
    caterpillarwaiting caterpillarwaiting 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    Joshua8383gcy4 Joshua8383gcy4 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    Andrew0369nbp8 Andrew0369nbp8 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    Andrew0369nbp8 Andrew0369nbp8 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    On deck there's a number of spaces to chill out for the duration of your charter. A massive cushioned place aft (beneath a bimini to flee the Sunlight); cushions for Sunlight...
    Joshua8383gcy4 Joshua8383gcy4 31-35, M Feb 9

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    The Luxury Charter Group will not warrant or believe any lawful legal responsibility or obligation for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any info and/or images displayed...
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    In our Web site, you could see dozens of gulets available for sale and they may even be hundreds and, certainly, we've been happy with exhibiting them within our Site even though...
    Andrew0369nbp8 Andrew0369nbp8 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 20

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