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I Lived On A Sailboat

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    Hope when you take that jump You don't fear the fall, Hope when the water rises You build a wall Hope when the crowd screams out They're screaming your name Hope if everybody runs...
    Iffy94 Iffy94 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

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    Maybe you tell me you are too young to say that. but really i wish i lived in the 80's. Life is getting so boring. like everybody wants to be famous in these time. in these days...
    lor334 lor334 16-17, F Jan 13

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    From 97-99, I lived in Vilseck, actually in the Army base there. Had a lot of great times there, and a lot of fuzzy memories were made.
    white95zj white95zj 31-35, M Jan 13

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    I wished I lived in a house this apartment is just too small going to move next month when I get my taxes back .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 18

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    For over 20 years I lived a life with very little sex. The times we did have it were mostly initiated by me. After many years of this it really messes with a person's psyche...
    sundancesoul sundancesoul 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 18

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    From 1990-2003 I lived in Fairbanks Alaska and Manly Hot Springs, AK I loved it, but then my work brought me back to the lower 48. If you ever have a chance to visit Alaska its...
    nylonbritches nylonbritches 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    It's like all my life is just a waiting, waiting for better days to come, waiting for better things to happen, waiting for someone to save me, waiting to get out of this trap...
    52hell 52hell 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Zebras used to be pure white... until Chuck Norris round-house kicked a tiger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    I remember one day when I was 9 years old and in the 4th grade I wore a dress and white pantyhose to school. On the playground at recess that day I stole a ball from a 6 year old...
    whitegirl4blacks whitegirl4blacks 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1

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    I was racially abused and traumatised at hotel du vin in Brighton by two managers who hated me coz I'm a dark skinned Asian looking lady There was nothing I could do they just...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 4

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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy, today he is known as the first man to lay foot on the moon.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 4

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    Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is officially characterized as renewable energy.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 4

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    What came first the chicken or the egg? I think it was the roundhouse kick to the face you were given thinking about this question.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Chuck Norris can kickstart a car.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 7

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    In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 7

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    A lot of murder cases have become cold because invesgators have failed to identify the firearm that caused the roundhouse-kick-bullet-wounds.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 8

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    It is possible to look to the left and right at the same time with just a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 8

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    When Chuck Norris wants some ice in his beer, he roundhouse kicks an iceberg and put some of them in his beer. We thought global warming caused it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 9

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    Should I be grateful I saw myself even before I was myself today? Anyway, to the main point. During another counsel session today, medical expertise tried to help me out by using...
    iTetra iTetra 13-15, F Jan 11

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    The end of the world hasn't happened. Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked it into the future every time.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 11

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    There is no use hiding in the backyard when Chuck Norris visits, he can still kill you from the porch since his kicks are 'roundhouse'.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 11

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    female neighbor: Did you ever find a boyfriend online to come and do the odd jobs for you and your mom? me: No. Men lose interest after they find out you only want them to work...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 1 Response Jan 12

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    Chuck Norris was once asked "what would you do for a klondike bar?" He politely took the klondike bar and roundhouse-kicked the guy through the ozone.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 14

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    Actually yes I do. I'm working towards getting my own place and having my own life! God living with mommy and being 31not the greatest of things! lol Not to mention getting my own...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 18

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    The twenty-second day of January is the worst date on the calendar for me. It is the day that my older brother took his own life and forever changed mine. It was the New Year’s...
    miryam57 miryam57 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    Once again, I don't mean literally other lifetimes. I mean this one. Tonight I was thinking of the past. The night after we got married. I was thinking of how happy we were. Good...
    chimbie88 chimbie88 31-35, M a week ago

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    The answer to the ultimate question is 32. The ultimate question is "How many Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks in a row will destroy everything."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    I have been divorced for over 3 years now. I often read stories here from people in sexless marriages, hoping that maybe I can help someone either save their marriage or help in...
    sundancesoul sundancesoul 46-50, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Chuck Norris found Waldo...and Round-House kicked him in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    When Aladdin rubbed the magic lamp out came Chuck Norris who then roundhouse kicked him forty times.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Chuck Norris' Round-House kick is the only known defence against the Butterfly Effect.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    NASA sometimes asks Chuck Norris to kick satellites into orbit hen their rocket funds are low.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your cell phone and kill everyone in the address book
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    That's about the entirety of it in a nut shell. I fell for a girl when she was 17, I 18. We had a very intense, deep love for only 3 months time. After 9 years of remaining...
    jsc0tzi jsc0tzi 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    As I read different stories in the ILIASM forum I begin to wonder about the differences in marriages out there that are sexless or almost sexless. There can't be a cure all as...
    sundancesoul sundancesoul 46-50, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Alternate Current did not exist until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Direct Current to where it came from.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 day ago

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    According to the Law of Relativity, Chuck Norris can kick you yesterday.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Try to remember the good previous times when Ronnie Reagan was in Workplace. Remember when he closed down the facilities that taken care of these troubled. Bet you should however...
    Anthony8147jwj6 Anthony8147jwj6 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 5

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    A Girl Without Love part 1 They say life is full of love, but if you don't experience much of it does that mean you are going to become mean and grouchy? I was just a newborn when...
    DukeGirl18 DukeGirl18 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    Everyone wonders sometime in their life, what is life? The question that is always there, the question that is always asked, bet never truly answered. You can create analogies...
    theycallmetk theycallmetk 16-17, M 4 hrs ago

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    When I was a teen, our family rented a sailboat 2 summers in a row in the Caribbean and BVI's. My sister and I loved laying out to sun on the bow while we were under sail. We...
    SocialClymr SocialClymr 41-45, F 25 Responses Jan 8

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