Growing up, I lived in Germany for four and a half years. It was an amazing experience. My family and I were able to travel around Europe and see so many cool things. We met a lot...
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
I lived in a house with my aunt when I was young and always thought the place was haunted. I was coming down the stair one evening and the was a old gentleman coming up, he just...
When I was 12-13 I lived with my aunt and cousin for about a year. Anytime I had visited them before, I always felt uncomfortable in the house, so when I moved in I immediately...
Chuck Norris has never killed a man with his kick, he disintegrates their molecular structure.
Chuck Norris can lick his own elbow while doing a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't leave tips, he leaves roundhouse kicks.
If you write Chuck Norris on a dollar bill, George Washington will roundhouse kick you in the mouth.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a cereal box and created Rice Krispies... SNAP, CRACKLE and POP.
That would be awesome! And so reassuring to have so many people to help each other.
Snuffleupagus didn't always talk that way. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the brain.
Chuck Norris Doesn't Text or Tweet...he communicates via Law and Order or in laymans terms, with his feet.
It is said that to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes is like having your soul roundhouse kicked into limbo.
As soon as you type in "C" into Google, the PC automatically roundhouse kicks you.
Chuck Norris invented the octagon. He roundhouse kicked a circle 8 times
If you don't think they cheat, they do!!! don't fool yourself, they couldn't give a dam about you.......although they will manipulate you every now and then to make you feel loved...
Acid rain isn't caused by pollution, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked a man who had just eaten a lemon. He falls as powder to this day
Chuck Norris uses his own Facebook, it's called "Roundhouse Kick to the Face-book"
If there was a game about Chuck Norris nobody would play it because every time you opened it up it would roundhouse kick you'd be to scared to play.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you HE decides when you will feel the impact .
To aid world comfort, Chuck shaved his beard and filled 10,000 pillows. Sending them to 3rd-world countries by roundhouse kicking them.
Chuck Norris was originally going to play Leonidas in 300 but he kept kicking the Persian over the pit into outer space.
The Pope is elected by Cardinals who survive a roundhouse kick in the face. Once in a while, 1 of them survives.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
"What about the smell?"
"He didn't seem to mind."
In the military CBRN stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, but it really stands for Chuck Brutal Roundhouse Norris.
Chuck Norris used to live by a graveyard, but he was never haunted. Why? Because ghosts don't like being killed twice.
Every hurricane is a Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick gone horribly right.
Chuck Norris wrote Vampires Suck, because he was angry at Stephanie Meyer. He didn't feel like roundhouse kicking anyone that day.
A lot of murder cases have become cold because invesgators have failed to identify the firearm that caused the roundhouse-kick-bullet-wounds.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris made Eve eat the apple in fear of being round-house kicked.
The term "roundhouse kick" was taken into use after the cold war to replace "nuclear strike" due to negative undertones and 'cause Chuck felt like it.
Lol I'm only 14!!!... But If I could live in my own I would like in a small guest house or something
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, he goes basskicking!
When bullets are fired at Chuck Norris, he deflects them all by roundhouse kicking them.
Oscar the Grouch didn't always live in a trash can. He owed Chuck Norris money but didn't pay and Chuck roundhouse kicked his dumpster.
Chuck Norris doesn't care if the glass is half empty or half full. He's still gonna round house kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick in the past, present, and future at the same time.
Wednesday night, my boyfriend was having a party at his house. They woke up the next morning to find one of our friends passed out in the floor, and he wold not wake up!!! They...
Chuck Norris ordered all these peoples here to post Chuck Norris Facts or he would roundhouse kick them ...
I am born and raised in Bakersfield, California
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach Chun Kuk Do. He roundhouse-kick's the Info you need to learn it.
My past has lead me to where I am. The experience has aged me beyond my years. The emotions I have let me know I am still alive. My family and friends are part of me. The smile...
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris once missed a kick during a fight. The opponent and everyone within 100ft was knocked out by the sonic boom. He vowed never to miss again.