I 'll Be Nicer When Your Smarter

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    thescruffofamoose thescruffofamoose
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 24, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 7, 2015

    I will respond to your PM's

    if you take the time to look at my experiences and at least try to make conversation. Hi and hello really means - " I want to chat to you but have nothing to say to you!" Yawn
    Mystiquelady Mystiquelady
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Feb 9
    lvyrusl lvyrusl
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Jan 8, 2015

    Seriously, don't expect a nice answer from me

    if you ask a dumb *** question, I will snap at you.
    DCsins DCsins
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 15, 2014

    Some people just don't get it!

    Ugliness isn't just about looks! Some words when spoken are really ugly!
    Silfverberg Silfverberg
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 27, 2014

    I find it hilarious that the creator of this

    "experience" misspelled "your" from "you're" ironic yeah?
    GooseMoose GooseMoose
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Mar 14, 2014

    *YOU'RE Goddamnit experience,

    learn the English language.
    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog
    70+, F
    4 Responses Oct 22, 2014

    Oh, The Irony

    It should be "You're." Unless this got cut off, in which case, I am compelled to ask: when my smarter what?
    Onar Onar
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Sep 24, 2013

    So i get called a ***** a lot,

    but i dont feel like I am being bitchy, i feel like people have already made up their minds about me when they meet me and so they are on the defensive, so when I am just my regular charming self their sheilds are up and I am the bad guy because people like to twist my words...
    UnderTheBodhiTree UnderTheBodhiTree
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 25, 2014

    When someone claims their best character trait

    is "sexyness" I immediately doubt their ability to impress me.
    Badgirl8181 Badgirl8181
    18-21, F
    Feb 6

    Yeah, everybody's commenting about the group

    name. My first thought was "My smarter what?", second was "Or is that smarter as in smarting...". Only third did I think it might be sarcasm! But I guess it's just grumpy complaining about syntax, after all :)
    Faust76 Faust76
    70+, M
    1 Response Sep 30, 2014

    I'll Be Nicer When You Are Smater

    The Group name alone speaks volumes. Really this group should have more members.
    justalittlelaugh justalittlelaugh
    36-40, F
    1 Response Nov 15, 2013

    My ex has just been caught out by his gf

    texting other women and she's left in a huff and he's texting me.. cause he's in a state (the joys of remaining friends with an ex). I'd have sympathy for the guy if he hadn't been doing it for so long that it's become an art form for him. He used to come to me, act like he...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 19, 2015

    I hate dumb people sorry to be judgmental

    but dam people read a book listen to a book on tape ****
    willdad willdad
    36-40, M
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015

    I imagine that this has probably been said a

    thousand times, but it's "you're" not "your" in this context.
    SocialFuckingParasite SocialFuckingParasite
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Apr 23, 2014

    The ironic part of this is

    that whoever decided they were so much smarter than another user that they should make an experience for it doesn't even know the difference between your and you're... Like really? You're talking about intelligence and you used the wrong word. When my smarter does what..?? I do...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Feb 2, 2015

    "When -You're- Smarter"....

    Does that mean you'll be nicer? :P 
    winstonwelles winstonwelles
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Dec 3, 2009

    You're** I'LL be nicer

    when YOU'RE smarter.
    RazorbladeKisses81 RazorbladeKisses81
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 9, 2014
    RustinCohle RustinCohle
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 15, 2014

    Smarts matter brains fatter Words of fun

    sayings in the sun Listening to Blondie
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 8, 2014

    How come society makes us feel bad

    for thinking out the box when all the time it's made up to control us. Come play at secreterotica . com it's sexy, fun the groups and library are wicked and no BS censorship either.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense
    31-35, M
    Nov 28, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 22, 2014
    EmoGirl286 EmoGirl286
    13-15, F
    Sep 23, 2014

    *I'LL BE NICER WHEN ****YOU'RE**** SMARTER.

    Jeez. It's about being smart, and they used the wrong kind of 'you're (your).' Get it together.
    KateSings1997 KateSings1997
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 29, 2014
    inneedofana inneedofana
    16-17, F
    1 Response Aug 9, 2014
    txtme2826881 txtme2826881
    41-45, M
    Jan 12, 2014

    Pretty ironic that you're calling people stupid

    yet made a mistake in the title
    thefurthestthing thefurthestthing
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 23, 2014

    I can't stand when someone uses fancy/"big

    words" to say something and everyone thinks there so smart, guess what your just a stupid mf that knows how make stuff sound good
    martinez93 martinez93
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 10, 2015

    *you're I'm nice enough to tell you how

    'average intelligence' you look right now. Pay it forward, people!
    adianoeta adianoeta
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Sep 15, 2015

    *you're..............

    ..………
    rachaelmw72 rachaelmw72
    22-25
    Oct 11, 2015

    Dont hate people who's language skills are bad.

    The reason might be that they just speak few other languages better then this one you speak
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 23, 2015

    I was quiet as a mouse When I snuck into your

    house And took roofies with your spouse In a nit and out a louse And lice are lousy all the time They suck your blood drink your wine Say shut up and quit your crying Give it time and you'll be fine You're so nice and you're so smart You're such a good friend I hafta break your...
    nivanvc nivanvc
    36-40, M
    Jan 23, 2014

    So super tired of everybody acting butt hurt

    over words...kinda pathetic really.
    dazzdconfused1 dazzdconfused1
    36-40
    1 Response Dec 10, 2013
    MariaMelon MariaMelon
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 20, 2013

    Who ever made this was not very smart.

    Considering they used improper grammar
    Ifixedtheclock Ifixedtheclock
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Jul 9, 2014

    Experience Project Members

    Some say hi, Some ask why, Some make me die, But I respond with hi. The many are obsessed with it, They want to play and sit, They want a little bit, Yes they are obsessed with it! Then some are crude, Yes downright rude, I'm in no way someone prude, But really why so crude...
    aoutdouze aoutdouze
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Dec 1, 2013
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