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I Look Forward To Ep's Sarcastic Happy Hour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 94 People

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    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    I lost him. I'm not alone, surrounded by people, but i still feel that void. Where he used to be. So i'm looking for someone. You, reading.. Maybe you. Maybe.
    bellabong bellabong 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I can't promise you, but my (very beautiful) sister said that your photo smile will look nice if you first say Thursday. Then, others say, "smile with your eyes." I've yet to...
    jennifr1966 jennifr1966 46-50, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Actually I've had more friend's here than I care to admit, but it's my own fault that I've lost most of them. There are a few reasons that I've lost so many.. some through...
    Abyssfull Abyssfull 51-55, M 6 hrs ago

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    I love it when we go out and my wife wears her little black skirt black tights and white knickers and watching guys looking up her skirt at her white knickers through her tights...
    knickersstain knickersstain 46-50, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Some time ago, this website seemed to be more supportive. At least when I personally posted something. Is it me or do shorter, less complicated, more neutral posts receive more...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    Back to the gym today, an hour on the exercise bike and 25 minutes on the treadmill, 75 minutes of light weights, 40 minute walk outside...Over 3 hours of exercise...Boom! lol...
    Johnny050 Johnny050 46-50, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    This is a true story of what happened to Greg Zaffuto. I have just experienced much the same and do not want this to happen to you, so I am sharing the following. I apologize for...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F 1 day ago

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    For a long while my life was a screwed up mess. I had some problems that i let fall on some people I talk to here on EP and I particularly let them hurt a very special lady I met...
    boldtimer boldtimer 66-70, M 1 day ago

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    When I can ride my bike to Saturday Market. I keep smiling each time I smell and look at the flowers, veggies, fruits, and the books that I buy from market. I put them in my bike's...
    Soossie Soossie 51-55, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have this one friend on EP, I kinda fell for her a bit not long after knowing her but she was rather definite that she doesn't meet people or even talk to them on the phone from...
    anon8369 anon8369 31-35, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Stars are so magical. I could stare at the night sky for hours. It just makes me so calm and happy. It makes me feel like there's something more out there, something meningful, and...
    Alessyy Alessyy 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I hate what EP has become and because of that I'm 99% sure that I'll be leaving it. Maybe it's not EP's fault, maybe I've changed but either way, EP $uck$ (there's another reason...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I kind of got annoyed today because one of teens told me about hawaii being in another country, I sort of snapped and said that she needs to quit looking on facebook and start...
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I love to look though it might me weird but you get a better sense of who that person is. If you look close enough you may see what they are truly feeling weather good or bad. I...
    Singingbutterfly Singingbutterfly 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Yesterday was so amazing! I can't believe I took that risk! I went over to his place to watch a film, which was kind of a joke- we never actually watched it. We ended up chatting...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Thinking about her a lot these past couple of days... she was one of the first people I met here on EP, and one of the closest friendships I'd ever had. WM, I miss those hours we...
    LoneSouls LoneSouls 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I want to be the reason someone smiles, but I feel like that is selfish. I want to be the reason someone looks forward to waking up. Just, to make a difference. I know a lot of...
    lekearns99 lekearns99 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    I really need help. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost 5 years, talking about marriage and whatnot, and due to family reasons we broke up for about a month. But we...
    DaisyDuke101 DaisyDuke101 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    fi fr i am members of ep . i m happy to live in my home
    Boobs36 Boobs36 46-50 1 Response Jan 31

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    When I first joined EP I was sort of skeptical about this site and I thought this site is going to be lame. But, the more I've been on here the more I've learned. Like about the...
    BlueCookieMonster BlueCookieMonster 22-25, M Jan 30

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    I feel like I am right now. I seriously wasn't looking for love on here. But we started talking. He is sweet to me, makes me smile, and just makes me feel so comfortable when I'm...
    JacobsGirl360 JacobsGirl360 31-35, F Jan 30

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    Ladies! I have to say, I have had more than my share of contacts of pervs, trolls, pretenders, and just all around jerks contact me. But, this guy takes the grand prize! My...
    beccarnmommy beccarnmommy 46-50, F 6 Responses Jan 30

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    Okay, I usually handle them with a bit of humor (because there are so many of them, and sometimes, it's fun to troll them). But... look, if you're a pervert on EP... can I just ask...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 29

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    Why do tubes of toothpaste look exactly like tubes of hemorrhoid cream?
    Chronotis Chronotis 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 28

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    Good morning! At least that's what it is for me. It's always morning somewhere. When I think about that and the fact that ... the world never stops, even as I sleep, it's almost...
    jezwriting jezwriting 56-60, M Jan 28

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    I love to look up women's dresses and skirts. Yes ladies I am that guy that purposely sits across from you so I can see all your sweet delicious goodies between your legs. I...
    snoop81 snoop81 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 27

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    Eyes are the window into the soul, so they say. Maybe that's why a deep loving gaze touches the heart like nothing else. It can be more intimate than a physical touch and I just...
    passionate1964 passionate1964 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 25

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    I'm looking forward to how it develops. I know I'll miss some things that became familiar over the 20+ years. Coparenting, child support are givens and not expected to be...
    grower629 grower629 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Well ep's not really working out for me
    Springerlove48 Springerlove48 46-50, M 4 Responses Jan 25

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    I feel as if people constantly underestimate me, and I look forward to the day I can prove them wrong
    annonymous56 annonymous56 13-15, F Jan 23

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    Why do I keep on getting big delays on receiving ep posts...sometimes they don't come through for many hours afterwards...like 15 hours this morning!!i
    stefanv stefanv 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 23

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    I am keeping this profile but will not come here. I think I got what I was looking for. And I feel very blessed and thankful for it. I had the worst year ever and got use to the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Sorry I don't want a relationship anymore I actually love a boy ato school, yeah I said love so I don't want a boyfriend from ep I'm just happy having a crush at school like normal...
    Jakdoran29 Jakdoran29 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 22

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    I am so sarcastic. So incredibly sarcastic and I know some people don't get it, sometimes not even me. My sarcasm isn't meant to be mean its more of loving banter.Im just looking...
    Syd96 Syd96 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    I was searching for online surveys to take. I saw EP's website address. So I had joined 8 years ago.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 21

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