Post

I Look Forward To Ep's Sarcastic Happy Hour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 104 People

    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 13, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    I have recently just got over my break up with my four month boyfriend and am finally ready to embrace the single life! After the break up I cut my hair and dyed it to make me a...
    kimilolakara kimilolakara 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My jewelry mom gave me an address to a conference call about the internet!! During this call they specifically said that any direct service company that is not teaching their reps...
    brendakoval brendakoval 61-65, F 2 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Let's go Brazil!! Rooting for them in victory in the World Cup!!! Let's go! Rooting for my country! (Although I'm born & raised in USA) 😍😍😘❤️✈️🇺🇸
    Sweetie899 Sweetie899 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A while back, I wrote a question about how some Politicians play with words and there was not one thing that needed to be omitted to satisfy the masses. I brought up a subject...
    redtailfree48 redtailfree48 46-50, M Jul 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I wish the EP iPhone App was better. It's just not very good. Slow, clunky and makes you think you've got a new message when you haven't. Anyone else having the same problems?
    watjusthappened watjusthappened 41-45, M Jul 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's about to get Messi today! Go Germany!!
    ElSavior1993 ElSavior1993 18-21, M Jul 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an...
    OrangeCaramel OrangeCaramel 18-21, F Jul 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Removal. My posts get taken. But worse are on here. Why.
    converted converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It gets a little scary around here...
    KatzeB KatzeB 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I meet wonderful strangers that I can honestly call friends on EP. Alana000 you are a sweetheart very caring and adorable & beautiful girl. I feel very happy to have meet you...
    Ilyme Ilyme 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    commented the experience, due to ep's GUIDELINES
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Enough doubting yourself. You possess more talent, intelligence and creativity than what your job requires, even more than what you allow yourself to express. You have so much...
    Emeraldee Emeraldee 26-30, F Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm living with a chronic illness and thriving. I am an empathy. My life goal is to be a lightworker and counselor. I'm in love with the love of my life, but still married to...
    raven1026 raven1026 41-45, F 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I can't believe I am one last episode away to finishing Grey's Anatomy (currently Season 10) and Im kinda refusing/delaying watching the last because I know that's the last ep of...
    TobeGrey TobeGrey 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This site used to actually be quite good. It was something you could spend half an hour or an hour on at the end of the day, debating things or sharing a life experience, and you...
    peanuttyandjelly peanuttyandjelly 22-25, F Jul 11

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am married to my soulmate. From the moment we met we both knew we had something very special.....I know what she's thinking about... We finish each other's thoughts...all the...
    Bergy7 Bergy7 51-55, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    PoetrynMotion... Exactly what you are. My dear friend. My dear sister. A very loving person who has helped guide me through many doors, for which I am eternally grateful. A...
    silentwriter180 silentwriter180 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I recently attempted to post a story about my sexual status..I am a lesbian and a nudist.EP was suggested to me by a friend.I created an account and spent time reading the...
    lezkitten24 lezkitten24 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Oh yeah...I am still looking....Waiting for that lucky charm....someone who's just like me..in the same situation....Angels...Do something. I am so looking forward to connect with...
    platonix platonix 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My ex husband keeps calling me. And texting me. And MSG me on Facebook. The past few weeks I feel as if my mind was on a roller coaster. I really don't know how i feel. But...
    ifollowmyownstar ifollowmyownstar 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Had Thursday sport for school and had ice skating again. Wasn't keen but whatever. Once we got there we got in, got the skates and went into the rink. There was another school...
    qwertywasd123 qwertywasd123 18-21, M a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Unlike a lot of people on ep I'm happy👌
    yourbestnig yourbestnig 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A year after separating from my wife of 14 years and living alone I am ready to restart life again and eager to find my soulmate and partner to build a new life with. I have 4 kids...
    Ready2StartOver Ready2StartOver 41-45, M Jul 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a mother, so I am someone's everything... However, I look forward to finding my special someone to grow old with
    IntomeYousee IntomeYousee 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So today I went to visit a friend as she just got back from her vacation, she was setting up her laptop, and was showing me some stuff, so I got bored and was checkin my phone...
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Anybody else agree with this? 😔 Hi. My name is Hashimoto’s. I’m an invisible autoimmune disease that attacks your thyroid gland causing you to become hypothyroid.
I am now...
    sarahglass sarahglass 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    All my life I've had that weighted feeling in me and never really felt happiness. Bad relationships meant I never achieved my personal goals. Now at 40 I am in the 3rd yr of...
    genevieve34 genevieve34 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    band camp 2 weeks aways! cant wait to see my friends, but not looking forward to this heat, UGH! Still couldnt picture myself not doing this, cuz my life would be so dull and...
    insertnamehere99 insertnamehere99 13-15, M Jul 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Because sometimes, I'm just expressing myself and my feelings and not looking for anyone's advice and/or opinions. I'll live and learn and **** up and maybe even come to the same...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Well sometimes I do....but I enjoy looking more feminine. Makes me happy to be skinny and delicate and I would especially hate having muscles (I don't have any thankfully). Only...
    masspink masspink 18-21, M 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm talking about others. I don't get attracted to girls because of their looks. When it comes down to me, I have to look good. It's because others are shallow and never want to...
    TheAverageIdiot TheAverageIdiot 16-17, M Jul 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hi there, I’d just like to share my story of an exhausting mistake I made. When I was young I enjoyed a ridiculously close relationship with God. No joke, my mum and I had been...
    buttonthimbles buttonthimbles 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When people ask my age I say I'm 15 * wich is true* but they say " no you can't be u look 12. It's cause I'm the hight of a 5th grader but I'm a sophomore.
    mischifmaker mischifmaker 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a very sarcastic person myself. It is indeed fun to be sarcastic sometimes. It can be a fun way of releasing some negative energy that is built up inside of you. However when...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Thank you guys. I love all of those people who inbox me and tell me that I will be alright. I also want to say thanks to those people who make encouraging comments about me. :) I...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The title of this group expresses my thoughts of EP fully. That is, this place is my private getaway. I can come and go as time permits. I enjoy reading the stories, questions...
    Peaches1976 Peaches1976 36-40, F 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    COMING OUT - A Story by Jay. Hello, everyone. It's Jay from the "Jay and Corey Show." For those of you who have been around EP for a while, you probably know us. For those of you...
    cumminatcha cumminatcha 13-15, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm sorry I've been away. :/ it's been a tiring and exhausting week. I just want to relax and not have anything to worry about. I just want to sit/lay down watch a few movies and...
    TheTshirt TheTshirt 18-21, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This post is dedicated to my closest ep friends, you guys have put up with me for awhile so here's my thank you : SylenaEverlasting - You were my very first friend and still...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 4 Responses Jun 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My daughter just got her first job..she is so excited about getting her first paycheck. She said..Mama..when I get paid, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and buy the coffee for the guy...
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am in an all-but-sexless relationship with someone I love and respect, and I'm looking for someone who can relate to talk to as I try to find my way through this. To get some of...
    NXS3 NXS3 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am in an all-but-sexless relationship with someone I love and respect, and I'm looking for someone who can relate to talk to as I try to find my way through this. To get some of...
    NXS3 NXS3 26-30, F Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel