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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Some people think its "true " love but they don't know what they're saying. I know I did because we feel connected, united, chemically bonded, emotional bonded, physically bonded...
    Forgotten000ghosts Forgotten000ghosts 18-21 5 hrs ago

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    why a picture of a thong that's on a flat surface and blurred out is against their policy, so the average supermarket would not meet their policy!!!!!!!!!!!
    usedpantieslove usedpantieslove 36-40, M 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I jokingly call them "blackmailers". Maybe it's partly just my perception, (my ex always would roll her eyes and say "You look fine honey") but they always look funny to me...
    Golondrinas Golondrinas 51-55, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I am very happy that i got good friends on EPthnx to EP guys:)
    varun1001 varun1001 16-17, M 8 hrs ago

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    HaPpY friendship day to all the Ep members..Be happY md keep rocking guyz.. nd i m wishing ep members first bcz there r some real frnds here with whom i was really me..love u...
    MysteriousLion MysteriousLion 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    I joined EP after I had some major personal issues in my life, looking for a place just to vent to get things off my chest. This was back in June 2014 when I found EP. What a...
    hunterw0lf hunterw0lf 41-45, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Nobody is perfect but I enjoy being looked at ;)
    Cougarpie Cougarpie 18-21, M 14 hrs ago

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    I am deeply grateful for EP. I love coming here to read people's experiences. Sometimes I feel so bad about my life but I come here and I see that I'm not alone. I am a loner. I...
    Amanda756 Amanda756 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Tomorrow, the apartment is mine. I can start moving my stuff in....after I thoroughly clean everything. I'm a little picky about how it's all done. I need everything my way...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I love this site! The people here are so honest, they don't hold back. You will say anything that's on your mind, and some people have some..."interesting" likes. (I really hope...
    CuriousGuy833 CuriousGuy833 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I would like to wish my best friend a happy birthday today!! You are such an amazing lady and I have loved everyday that I have known you:) we have our whole lives to look forward...
    LeighDarling LeighDarling 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    i just want to post a big happy birthday to my perfect gf i have hope she has a most amazing party at her friends i wish could be there may god bless her on this day of days n give...
    atomicbombastar atomicbombastar 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    "Sarah get out of there" he yelled. The doctor running towards Sarah swings his hands, waving his hands all about as the watchmen shoots after his feet. "Sarah runs into the Tardis...
    LoveeLeah LoveeLeah 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    In what I believe is an attempt to merge the MeToo app and the Experience Project....EP is currently rolling out a bastardization between the two. Some have it now, some have had...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 29 Responses 3 days ago

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    Ok new experience... I came to EP scared depressed unsure of myself. There are a lot of wonderful people on here ..some not so wonderful too..but the majority are wonderful.what I...
    dlsaucy dlsaucy 66-70, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Hello, My name is Nicole, i have been a psychic since i was 15 years old, i have been helping people with there love lifes, finance’s, Jobs, and just being there for there...
    psychicnicole psychicnicole 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    It is already 21:30 hours and this is the only time I get to be on EP.. Most of my EP friends have just started their working day. This sucks!
    deceptiveoutofcloset deceptiveoutofcloset 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm always the one to pay it forward and help others but I need help now. My 16 year old son was in a car wreck. He was in his 28 day old USED car that took our whole family years...
    onemothersmission onemothersmission 46-50, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    When you don't feel happy, I'll love you LOL! When you feel lonely and sad, you can think about the new place you want to go, the country you want to travel to and the good things...
    HappyOrUnhappy HappyOrUnhappy 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    The last few month have been very rough. But the last couple days hit the icing on the cake. I now have experienced constipation on an adult level. Its the worst burn of my life. I...
    dailydreamer70 dailydreamer70 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    I'm new to this but I want some feed back on twin flames I have a story through remember I didn't about twin flames its Long but interesting because is over a 7 year period Hello...
    june2009 june2009 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Hello everyone my name is Vanessa, Im with a Company call " Total Life Changes" we're in the business of making people healthier and wealthier. People that are tired of struggling...
    VanessaIaso VanessaIaso 46-50, F a week ago

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    I have a little getaway planned and having a break to look forward to has really improved my mood. I also found karaoke that is walking distance from my house. I can't wait to go...
    vault101 vault101 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I've made significant leaps forward in terms of strength in the past two weeks. I've broken every personal record in every lift I do. I started increasing the weight and eating...
    chaekowski chaekowski 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Hello, My name is Nicole, i have been a psychic since i was 15 years old, i have been helping people with there love lifes, finance’s, Jobs, and just being there for there...
    psychicnicole psychicnicole 26-30, F Jul 23

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    Hello, My name is Nicole, i have been a psychic since i was 15 years old, i have been helping people with there love lifes, finance’s, Jobs, and just being there for there...
    psychicnicole psychicnicole 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    A rare day indeed, as most days are so-so for me here, and I'm usually posting stories that are anything but " good " and should be titled... a gloom and doom day at EP I think it...
    akajum2 akajum2 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 21

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    I don't post photos on EP ever because of weird people on here, we all have ran into our fair share. But at the same time I was looking at this page and seeing how sad some of you...
    AttachmentIssues AttachmentIssues 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 19

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    I was struggling to see how this could ever happen I always felt she was ready to end it at any point, till tonight when she told me she has chosen me and sees her life with me and...
    Sirwithherkey Sirwithherkey 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    HELLO' HAPPY EiD DAY FROM ME TO ALL EP MEMBERS' VOLUNTEERS AND TO EVERYONE. IT IS SAID THAT IN THIS DAY YOUR WISH WILL BE GRANTED' WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT I HAVE NO WISH ACCEPT THIS...
    ZENALOBI ZENALOBI 22-25, F Jul 18

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    For some reason EP is killing my IE 11 on Windows 8. Pages are unresponsive due to a long running script... My virus scan also went in to overdrive deleting stuff, that appears to...
    HPage HPage 51-55, M Jul 17

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    I feel like EP's helped with a few things in my life. It's been a good distraction and a good release for the many thoughts in my head. I meet people who have had same interests...
    Fretboard225 Fretboard225 18-21, M Jul 17

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    I truly am happy I found this app . The reasoning for finding this app goes all the way back to my male scorpio obsession , when I met one and all hell broke loose in my life in an...
    Rs668009 Rs668009 18-21, F Jul 16

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    First time using this. I go to Chruch with my mother though I'm a agnostic. (I believe in God but don't not follow a religion). Anyways, I usually sit on the upper level of the...
    rickychand7 rickychand7 22-25, M Jul 16

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    Well, I guess that's something we all should've known. Everyone in the internet have to sides of personalities and they're: the peaceful side and the mischievous side. The peaceful...
    rocketguy19 rocketguy19 16-17, M Jul 15

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    I don't regret my past it is what it is. I'm not looking back I'm looking forward. New day new life. New horizons
    ophelia379 ophelia379 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Most people are shallow they judge quickly and wrongly I had someone judge me as shallow yet they do not know me from a bar of soap. according to their profile they are supposed...
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 1 Response