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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    I am looking forward to a new beginning and a new life... Again. And it's not everyday I care enough about something to get excited. But I am excited about this. I just need to...
    Lullacus Lullacus 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 25

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    I am quitting my studies and moving back home. I will live with a relative and find a part-time job. I am not looking forward to working, though I don't want to study anymore. This...
    haroni haroni 22-25, F Dec 5

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    I don't work a regular job, so I don't get a tax return from that. However, I live in Wisconsin! I get paid over $600 from my state for paying rent, and on top of that, a friend...
    Cetacean Cetacean 36-40, M Dec 2

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    I find it interesting when I look into people's eyes
    mxnzyy mxnzyy 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Both share creators. According to rumor. But linking would wreck ep. Ep is much better. Fb is a joke that bites. Fb has been proven to cause sad. Ep may too but...
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 19

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    It's official! The doctor told me what I've already knew. I would feel better and have less symptoms in a year-round warm weather climate. I live in a fairly mild, cold weather...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 3 days ago

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    I'm gonna start of telling you I can enlist, my recruiter found a loop hole. sorry that was for those who knew, anyway...I've been thinking of enlisting and trying to get any...
    LcplSkeens LcplSkeens 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    The four of us together again! Wow! Oskar is coming from Oslo with his wife and three children. Olaf is coming from Sweden, where he was visiting his wife's family, their two...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Are you serious? based on the nonsense that crosses my screen on this site seriously? Pillory is a cornerstone of free political speech going back to when our founding fathers...
    Jackjjacksonjr Jackjjacksonjr 56-60, M Dec 9

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    Hi everyone. :) I read a post on here where the person wrote a little about each of their good friends from EP and I loved it. So I wanted to do the same. :) First of all I want...
    Jennifer337 Jennifer337 31-35, T 1 Response Dec 10

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    it is early and late for me so instead of trying to wish all one at a time happy Thanksgiving I will do it like this to all of you who have prayed for me and with me a special...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 27

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    I seem to get many requests to write about the laundry room -and I do have one more holiday event that I can write about if stll intereest in me writing about it. Even though it is...
    Petraschka Petraschka 22-25, F Nov 30

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    To my wonderful EP friends - especially the friends in my circle - THANK YOU for your friendship and your support over the past year. I think I have really grown through our...
    lightblueeyes lightblueeyes 46-50, F 23 hrs ago

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    I think things are going to be okay. Yea, I'm stressed, but there is something to look forward to at the end. It gets you through. I'm looking forward to the best Christmas...
    Levi1 Levi1 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 8

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    I want to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. I'm looking forward to it being a great day as it is my first holiday with my girlfriend. Best part is none of us have to...
    karinawheels karinawheels 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 27

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    A long story spread over about 10 years so i'll keep it short. My wife is divorcing me on the grounds of abuse. I've never physically hurt her btw. For those years she and my...
    johnpbatchelor johnpbatchelor 41-45, M Dec 8

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    If there were words I would use them.... If there were ways I would walk them If this time was ours.... You move in me like unstoppable energy of life...... You....the me that...
    onitaly onitaly 41-45 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Since EP's revamp of their site to allow everyone one that can get on a computer on here, the stories that can be written or said how you want them to be said are automatically...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 10

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    A couple of months ago I tried posting a harmless joke. EP's censure ship wouldn't permit it. There were no negative or derogative themes or content. Seemed harmless. I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    Recently purchased this wonderful pair of women's slacks from the silhouette nyc brand. Even though it has faux pockets and a slight fem design, the pants feels very smooth and...
    anonimatovato anonimatovato 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 23

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    Look down woman's tops or blouses... Doesn't Matter who it is...
    bacon62 bacon62 51-55, M 5 Responses Nov 25

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    People tend to see me as sweet, shy, innocent, someone who doesn't stand up for myself. But if something doesn't interest me, I don't bother. This includes people. I'm not so good...
    sweetfreespirit sweetfreespirit 31-35, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm 18 but I look like a 14-16 year old. I'm like 4ft 11 and have a baby face. Sometimes I wish I was taller but I don't mind having a young-ish looking face. It's kinda annoying...
    rcmh17182 rcmh17182 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I believe that finding EP has turned me into the person I am today. It has truly defined me and I am really happy I found it and I'll tell you why! So 2 years ago I actually found...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 1

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    What does Christmas mean to you. Its a very big deal to me. This is the time we set aside to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. I understand that may not be the reason for some...
    zonus zonus 31-35, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    For some reason, EP enjoys deleting stories/experiences that don't deserve to be deleted. I've had a story that was deleted but I couldn't understand why. It wasn't rude, I made...
    AceOtana AceOtana 22-25, M 6 hrs ago

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    I'm only 16.. 3 years ago I cut myself and I have been doing it on and off since then. I don't understand what's wrong with me. I'd be out with my friends, enjoying my time. Then...
    Aly262 Aly262 16-17 1 Response Dec 1

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    Just how happy can a guy get ? Well, pretty unbelievably fantastically indescribably astonishingly happy :-))) I have the most beautiful, kind and gentle perfect boyfriend. Just a...
    ryan015 ryan015 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand. # 5 * not really sarcasm in this one, but I enjoyed being rude this time. Young lad was having his meal (*spicy* as stated in the menu...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    Even more so now. Went to hit this title and instead tapped the one below it - I squirted today! LMAO cracked myself up. :D Anyway! Reflecting on my life, my blessings, where I...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    If you're interested in a light plane which is worth a second appear and is exceptional in flying, you could look at a Piper Saratoga that is an incredible plane to have. Owning...
    edward324 edward324 22-25, M Nov 27

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    You know, when people tell you to try and explore new things?...... I've been on this site since something around October 26th.... One day, I decided to take a look at the comments...
    DaddysGirl24 DaddysGirl24 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Ok so I just want to say a BIG shout out to those EP friends of mine to say a Thank you for being you and to say also a MASSIVE thank you for your advice and support regarding my...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 7 Responses Nov 22

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    The update is absolutely TERRIBLE!!!!! When you select Explore, you can only choose what's Popular, Questions, or Groups. When you select Popular, you only see maybe 2 or 3 recent...
    Aovation Aovation 41-45, M Nov 27

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    VIDEO: Teen hunk Justin Bieber reveals his ideal girl, hair style insights and favorite fruits - National Celebrity Fitness and Health I heard Christine Comaford speak in a huge...
    John592w2thi John592w2thi 31-35, M Nov 28

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    I think too much time on EP makes me foggy. There are a bunch of things I want to write stories about and I've been staring at the screen for the last two hours waiting for that...
    Friability Friability 18-21 1 Response Dec 8

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    When I first joined EP I was in a toxic relationship with a sociopath. Now that I'm single and look back on my posts I feel so relieved to not be feeling those heavy sad and...
    seesaw69 seesaw69 26-30 Dec 9

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    Confusing professors are the absolute worst. I have a portfolio due in less than 10 hours which I have barely started and I have emailed my professor numerous times, which he hasn...
    lizygurl lizygurl 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    So family and friends receive christmas. Card 2014 from. Ex and his new wife, The new wife was a girl wrote him letters while in Vietnam to include a dear john letter dumping...
    willisca49 willisca49 61-65, F a week ago

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    Nope it isn't going to happen and I don't give a rats patoot whether you like it or not. My avatar is me and that's all you get!
    LilChickadee LilChickadee 22-25, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    [picture attached, yo] Like legit. No. That's not okay.
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 4 Responses 8 hrs ago