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I Look Forward To Ep's Sarcastic Happy Hour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 96 People

    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    I miss the days of talking to you everyday all day. I miss all the things we used to be able to talk about never getting bored with eachother. I miss waking up to a message from...
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    All Site Cafe is the ultimate online destination for anyone who would like to spend their time on the internet wisely and in such a way that does not leave them bored. Cool Sites...
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    Camille I need one last chance for us together i will prove to you every thing and prove how i was honest with everything about us and our relationship kids family I need last...
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    I was planning to start looking for work over the summer since I was finally able to convince the hubby to pay for camp so I can have some freedom. Little one starts kinder in...
    TheBluePill TheBluePill 36-40, F Apr 30

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    Jean-Marc phoned me last night to hear my voice, and ensure all is well for me start my new Job on Monday, at eight. I told him I will be there, and asked him if I should wear my...
    Astrucbmt Astrucbmt 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    i don't get why ep censors some things but not others, why is it that they censor something that i write that isn't even dirty, but someone else can have a dirty pic for their...
    AwesomeGuy18 AwesomeGuy18 18-21, M May 9

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    Experience removed because I said t***. Not twa* but twi* Seriously??? Is that even a swear word? It annoys me it censors for little words but I've seen worse and it allows these...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 Apr 28

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    How is spam allowed to get through, sex advertisements and people who send penis pics but I can't even say a word such as twi*?
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response Apr 28

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    I met someone on EP about a year and a half ago who befriended me due to a common situation we were both having. She was in an online relationship with a man from England, and I...
    silenthawk silenthawk 46-50, M 10 Responses May 8

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    I would like to wish my mother / best friend a happy Mothers Day. Today has been the hardest most emotional day I have truly ever encountered. Oh how is wish you were still here...
    enchantingsub enchantingsub 41-45, F 1 Response May 9

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    I think about it all the time. Being me is what I like to be. I respect others now more than ever. I really want to live and be me. I have lots of neat ideas. They can...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F May 2

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    feeling happy looking forward because it hurts your neck when you look back all the time !!!!! :-) xxx
    chris7369 chris7369 41-45, M May 8

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    So I chose to spend Mothers Day without family. Because so many holidays revolve around family I think this is ok. Besides I find I need to be selfish on this day. I give so much...
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F May 9

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    Deppression The Enemy Within I am disabled and unemployed and suffer severe deppression.I wish I could get a good nights sleep every night ,which I cant. I have insomnia ! I want...
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M May 13

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    That moment when you realize that today isn't Friday 😞😥. Oh wait !!! 😄 it's Wednesday !!!!! Happy Hump Day EP'eeps 😘
    Pand0rasCharm Pand0rasCharm 70+, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    Being happy in our skin with the world we live in, Well it's not east.. That much I know. With all the 'models' and the projected image of beauty which is false, leads to bullies...
    Traveller96 Traveller96 18-21, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    For the first time EVER in my EP experience I am flabbergasted. Logged off for a nice lunch with hubs and when I returned I had an interesting message from EP Allie. Apparently...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 13 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I wish all my ladies out in ep world a happy mothers day today
    Bill19641111 Bill19641111 46-50, M 3 Responses May 10

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    Last year I went all out for father's day. I invited my husband and his kids to an event, and it cost me a pretty penny. I considered it a success, it was laid back and...
    wickedtornado wickedtornado 36-40, F 2 Responses May 14

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    1. Being healthy; 2. Being able to travel; 3. Nerdy T-shirts; 4. Funny socks and underwear; 5. Quantum physics; 6. Books, books, and more books; 7. Secondhand bookstores; 8...
    FluffityFluff FluffityFluff 22-25, F 1 Response May 6

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    Anyone looking forward in getting Lucina and Robin Amiibo on May 29th ? I am :)
    Isaias212 Isaias212 22-25, M May 19

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    Anyone up there near France, it would b incredibly sexy to meet EP's friends !!
    ricko164 ricko164 46-50, M 1 Response May 4

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    I recently got a tutor for my accounting and commerce subject and my tutor is this really sexy asian woman. She's around her mid-30s and looks amazing. She's got the sexiest short...
    ImperialBiscuit ImperialBiscuit 18-21, M May 2

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    music video- the first new music video from gerard! so exciting! i'll never forget counting down the days until it released. when i first watched it, all i could think of was...
    LauraGonzalezBVB LauraGonzalezBVB 22-25, F May 10

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    i literally can't STAND people who think looks are what's important and then they act surprise when that 'good looking' person, turns out to have the personality of a sponge, and...
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    1, my husband 2, my kids 3, baking 4, sewing 5, going for a meal in a restaurant 6, breakfast in bed 7, shopping with friends 8, sex 9, spanking 10, keep fit dvds 11, hula hoops 12...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F May 14

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    (Photo: Levi's leggings mini boot)Even though these are women's jeans (men's don't fit me as well, even those skinny 510!), the fit is perfect, the rise is more mid compared to...
    anonimatovato anonimatovato 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    I'm graduating from my two-year college later today, so I am looking really really really forward to summer vacation in which I can write and eat and do puzzles and hang out with...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 1 Response May 15

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    Hello, a lot of people here on Experience Project don't know me well yet as I've just rejoined EP a few days ago. However I'm a nice and pretty straight forward guy and I'd be...
    Meninist Meninist 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Minors Have NO Place on EP! In the last 24 hours I have observed (then flagged and blocked a jrPervTard) who was creating child p0rn. I do not think this person who is legally an...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 13 Responses May 6

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    I'm 15. When I look at myself in the mirror, I feel like the person I'm looking at is not me. Not in a "I used to be that girl" type of way, but that I am a mind or soul trapped in...
    greatomen greatomen 13-15, F Apr 28

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    I bought a Happy Meal from McDonald and got this Happy Artist..it reminded me of my EP friend here,Encontrados..he is an artist too...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 9

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    When I was rather young, I recall going into the living room to see my mother sprawled out on her belly, legs swinging in the air, listening to music, on the floor eating a...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 1 Response May 10

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    I think its funny "i pay it forward" was an option here. Some guy asked me for change for a donut and a coffee and i handed him a $5er - he was so surprised that he insisted on...
    2day42day 2day42day 31-35, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Some of the questions posted on EP have me wondering how many people here require sever special needs, or have a reading level below the third grade. #notevensorry
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Apr 28

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    I hate when I post a sarcastic comment on creeps or pervs questions and experiences and then they message me. Like uh, no go away. Shoo. You are not wanted here.
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 1 Response May 1

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    Last night I was driving on a two-lane Texas road, minding my own business, and talking to an EP friend on the phone. Then suddenly there was this cow, this huge black cow...
    lostit77 lostit77 46-50, F 8 Responses