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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    Happy New Year! May you have magic and kisses and captivating books and good dreams. Let's surprise ourselves, shall we? :)
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Before I turn in for a needed rest, I want to wish everyone a very happy new year (if it has come for you yet). I hope everyone is having a wonderful start to 2015, and for anyone...
    Imaginatrix Imaginatrix 13-15, M Dec 31, 2014

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    After everything I went through in 2014...heartbreak, finding out I have herpes from my cheating ex, him stalking me to get me back, then months later finding out I don't have...
    fairytale24 fairytale24 22-25, F Jan 1

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    A friend of mine wrote this, and with his permission I share it because I quite agree with him. Happy New Year! "This year don't make a resolution like fixing a flat tire on a car...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    Hello love ones Happy New Year and I know all of us had a very rough year 2014 and Hope 2015 be a better year!!!! Happy New Year Love you everybody <3
    Katt007 Katt007 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    Happy 2015 y'all...
    TtotheD TtotheD 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I don't think I'm mentally prepared to see you again. Then the next day and Friday. Your beautiful, black, long hair and that pretty smile. Will we make eye contact again? Will I...
    jiayong jiayong 13-15, F Jan 6

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    I have a friend thats 22 years old and she's always nice to me. Gives me hugs, kiss on the cheek..and she heard I had a birthday this past Sunday. She was shocked that I'm 40...
    jonnygoode74 jonnygoode74 36-40, M Dec 31, 2014

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    Hi, I'm looking to become a GS. I am 28, I have one beautiful boy and I live in India. I have been married for 5 years to a wonderful man. I have been looking for the perfect IP's...
    kamakshi125 kamakshi125 26-30, F Jan 8

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    Hi, I'm looking to become a GS. I am 28, I have one beautiful boy and I live in India. I have been married for 5 years to a wonderful man. I have been looking for the perfect IP's...
    kamakshi125 kamakshi125 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    The other night, I was with someone. This is someone I haven't been able to get off my mind for weeks now. He invited me over for a campfire. It was just the two of us (on accident...
    MidnightLaughter MidnightLaughter 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    Wishing you all an amazing and incredible 2015!!!
    emphaticsilence emphaticsilence 46-50, F Jan 1

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    I don't get the censoring on here.. I said nothing wrong.. I read some people post and they go all out not censored. I write one thing in taste and I get censor. I appealed it and...
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M Jan 13

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    It's one of the best feelings if I do say so myself :). I come home and my baby is jumping around and whipping his tail around licking at the air and making little woofs. Then as...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    Happy New Year Wishing all you lovely people of EP a grand 2015. Hours away from a new start, a brand new year I feel so exhilirated and anxious. I have never been this...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 5 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Thanks to everyone for your new friendships this year, I look forward to getting to know you better and look forward to meeting more new people. Have a great New Year! Be safe...
    poohbug poohbug 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Happy New Year EP and EP friends. I have meet so many great people on here. I'm looking forward to 2015.
    CoolKid77 CoolKid77 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 1

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    And seriously it's amazing. Because on EP we put our secrets on here, and stuff no one else would know about. So we know each other really good right away. And god I'm so...
    GuuIsAwesome GuuIsAwesome 18-21, M 4 Responses Jan 17

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    What a mixed bag of a year. Both of my kids are moving up in their jobs and doing well for themselves. It's been a great year at home, except for the fact the we don't have a...
    Texaspumper Texaspumper 51-55, M 7 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I am not looking forward to the zombie apocalypse. I am going to have my brains eaten. But you, you have nothing to worry about.
    50ShadesOfAnne 50ShadesOfAnne 26-30, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    Most of my stories on here have been super sad. I was in a dark place for a long time. It's finally 2015, the year I graduate high school. I'm not sure why exactly it took me so...
    troublelover08 troublelover08 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 6

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    I always look forward to talking to you and when I don't see you on I get sad. You are so beautiful, nice, and smart. You are just a great person all the way around. Unfortunately...
    Uoaman Uoaman 36-40, M Jan 2

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    Super happy! I have amazing friends and family, and I'm really looking forward to what the future might be starting to look like :D I am so thankful for the people in my life that...
    strawberryblonde89 strawberryblonde89 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    Hey there, So the year has come to an end, and I don't know about you but I'm beyond ready for 2015. New experiences, a fresh start, all the resolutions (that never get done) it's...
    oscaxr oscaxr 18-21, M Dec 30, 2014

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    Elisheva, Jacob's Mum, is very welcoming and very generous, and we enjoyed our first evening together. Today, it's to synagogue. They have had some problems here with arsonists and...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F Jan 17

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    I am a British asian 26 year old guy looking for a single lesbian for MOC i am very friendly happy go lucky individual and would enjoy becoming very good friends with my partner to...
    thereelme88 thereelme88 22-25, M Jan 17

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    Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one!! I'm so looking forward to 2015. Always by your side ❤️❤️❤️
    andoni13 andoni13 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    Just wanting to wish everyone on ep a very happy new year. Hope 2015 is a good year for you all and I hope you have many many happy years to come.
    lilmorsie lilmorsie 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    Happy new year to all te EP's good members and to all those around the world. May ALLAH bring happiness in their lives and remove all the depression and tension from them and make...
    YaminMalik YaminMalik 18-21, M Dec 31, 2014

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    Hey people! I'd just like to wish all my EP friends a Happy New Year! (I know it's late, but I was terribly hungover this morning). The picture is one of me last night at my...
    AmyGirlWinter AmyGirlWinter 18-21, F Jan 1

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    IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY January 23, 2014 The reason EP did away with Caption Of The Day is because they wanted to make more money on advertising. The space that Caption Of The Day...
    goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Its late though, but still i wish all members of EP a very happy new year and may 2015 be full of laughter and thrill for you.
    ES09 ES09 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    I got kicked off my last account for breaking ep's rules so I'm trying again lol my last account name was mandyxxx83..can't remember everyone I was friends with so it's hard to...
    Mandyraexxx Mandyraexxx 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 2

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    There are a few of EP's photos that you can choose from that I will always equate to the first person that I saw with that photo! Like the first person I saw that used the Suit and...
    Jessicaliners Jessicaliners 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I love it when it snows overnight. I love when you wake up at 3a.m to go pee, and you look out the window and you see untouched snow, and a pink sky against dark shadows of the...
    qwernia qwernia 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    My husband works alot so I am alone quite a bit. So I play around on my phone or IPad. I've been Married a long time and Honestly...It's a Happy Marriage. He's the Love of my...
    CricketLee CricketLee 26-30, F 22 hrs ago

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    it's the best feature in anyone the soul is within the eyes the eyes don't lie I love light blue and green eyes most.I love to look into someone's eyes and see their soul.
    lela201465 lela201465 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    Don't get me started. I hate looking young. It's starting to **** me off. How do I look older????
    Badboy1996 Badboy1996 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 7

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    And I've done that, and I genuinely don't KNOW what this boy looks like. He's an amazing person and one of the best friends I could ever have asked for. If he were "ugly", I wouldn...
    DisguisedAsMe DisguisedAsMe 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 16

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    ...but I am not looking HERE. It's just a statement of my current life situation. I can not make it clear enough that I am not looking for some kind of pseudo-sexual e...
    StarrRavena StarrRavena 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I just turned 21 people think I'm about 16 T-T. Even when I wear more mature clothing I just look like a teenager trying to look older. it's a little funny people trying to figure...
    pikachu93 pikachu93 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago