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I Look Forward To Ep's Sarcastic Happy Hour

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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    I always look into people's eyes when I talk with them. At first I want to show them how I am sincerity in a conversation, then I want to know how their feelings in the...
    wildgrass wildgrass 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 21

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    Camille I need one last chance for us together i will prove to you every thing and prove how i was honest with everything about us and our relationship kids family I need last...
    Lilyalexandergia Lilyalexandergia 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I was planning to start looking for work over the summer since I was finally able to convince the hubby to pay for camp so I can have some freedom. Little one starts kinder in...
    TheBluePill TheBluePill 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Happy Friday eve ..........
    kmac72 kmac72 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 23

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    One of the best things about being on EP is I can be who I truly am. No conformity and no excuses! I can say what I like and I don't have to worry too much. I can finally be...
    anonymuspersona anonymuspersona 31-35, M Apr 14

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    Anonymity. It's why I'm here. If I wanted to give you my real name I would've given it to you. If I wanted you to see me, I would've put a picture up. But I don't. I enjoy this...
    aDesperado aDesperado 18-21, M Apr 14

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    Experience removed because I said t***. Not twa* but twi* Seriously??? Is that even a swear word? It annoys me it censors for little words but I've seen worse and it allows these...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 6 days ago

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    Want to talk about taboos and censorship? Okay read up on Issei Sagawa. Better yet, watch his video on YouTube. If you have the brains, you'll understand what I'm talking about.
    abcdefghisabelmnopqrst abcdefghisabelmnopqrst 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    How is spam allowed to get through, sex advertisements and people who send penis pics but I can't even say a word such as twi*?
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response 6 days ago

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    So I use to be on ep four years ago (I didn't use this account I had a other account this is a new account) and back then everyone on here was so nice and they actually cared about...
    KaylaDem33 KaylaDem33 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    So I have been single for about four months now and it's been a great four months actually. A background of my past relationship: I met this guy my junior year of high school, his...
    Haywee123 Haywee123 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    Soooo i finally have a part time job. And although its only for a small amount of time, its progress. Im happy to be doing something that makes me feel productive and moving...
    spreadyourwings spreadyourwings 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 11

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    I think about it all the time. Being me is what I like to be. I respect others now more than ever. I really want to live and be me. I have lots of neat ideas. They can...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    It's the drama. It's the long hours of no reply. It's the days of watching for something meaningful to reply to. It's the inconsiderate and oftentimes rude people who use anonymity...
    storyteller4u2 storyteller4u2 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    Ring day tomorrow. I think it's a waste of time for me. I didn't buy a ring and im glad I didn't. No way in hell would I pay a few hundred dollars for a school ring. My parents...
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 18-21, F Apr 23

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    As some of you know me quite well on here, you probably know that within the last month ive been feeling very depressed and whatnot Well lately things have been great! I met a...
    Fierrrrce Fierrrrce 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    Does anyone know what it is? I am still looking for it. I'm happy with my life. I can say that my life is okay. I can possibly get what I want. When I wanna eat pizza I can...
    venusaquila venusaquila 18-21, F Apr 27

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    HE IS RISEN! Let us REJOICE and be glad! HAPPY EASTER! It looks like it's going to be a beautiful morning for a Sunrise Service....blessed are we. I came across this lovely...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 11 Responses Apr 5

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    I read just the other day about women now earning more than men in twenty-two (22) of the major cities in the US. I find that highly encouraging. I look forward to the day when...
    BabyLee001 BabyLee001 66-70 Apr 10

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    A Shell I arrived here about four years ago, at what would become the tail end of Ep's heyday. It was the most original site on the Internet, & though I'm not a fan of social...
    ShakespeareSonnet116 ShakespeareSonnet116 31-35, F 14 Responses Apr 23

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    Anyone up there near France, it would b incredibly sexy to meet EP's friends !!
    ricko164 ricko164 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Those overwhelming and heartbreaking times I’ve seen when I look into someone’s eyes and all i can see is sadness/pain/tears! That moment when you look into their eyes and...
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    I recently got a tutor for my accounting and commerce subject and my tutor is this really sexy asian woman. She's around her mid-30s and looks amazing. She's got the sexiest short...
    ImperialBiscuit ImperialBiscuit 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Declaration of Revolution and EP rights. We the users of EP Come together in this hour of need and bring forward the Universal declaration of EP rights for every user of EP. The...
    epSYSTEM epSYSTEM 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    I do think that EP is better than facebook. I get bored looking at other people's food, kids pictures, pet pictures, without anything to learn. Here I learn a lot! So glad i found...
    nottroublemaker nottroublemaker 41-45, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    **Note: due to character limitations, the full version of this story can only be viewed on the EP website.** Waterloo Bridge - A 1940 romantic drama/tragedy starring Robert Taylor...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 27

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    It frustrates me sometimes. So my politeness can be mistaken as flirting. And when I finally show interest in a guy, my honesty is wrongly judged as being "too available." Fck that...
    Alyyeska Alyyeska 26-30, F 5 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Last night I had the opportunity to meet one of the first men that messaged me on EP back in October. We have alot in common and talked and texted often. I never thought that 6...
    Luckymomof2boys Luckymomof2boys 31-35, F 7 Responses Apr 7

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    I wish there was a way that we could italicize words on EP to show people that I am just being sarcastic...
    InsaneSusy InsaneSusy 18-21, F 5 Responses Apr 9

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    I've only been on here 2 weeks, but there was a lady I got along with real well, we always had answers 4 each other's questions that were appropriate (serious, funny, sarcastic etc...
    Rocknroller1262 Rocknroller1262 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    I don't like creepy old men sendin mi weird messages ,you could be my grandfather . That's just nasty
    Universallytiny Universallytiny 18-21, F 12 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Some of the questions posted on EP have me wondering how many people here require sever special needs, or have a reading level below the third grade. #notevensorry
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses a week ago

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    I'm 15. When I look at myself in the mirror, I feel like the person I'm looking at is not me. Not in a "I used to be that girl" type of way, but that I am a mind or soul trapped in...
    greatomen greatomen 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I hate when I post a sarcastic comment on creeps or pervs questions and experiences and then they message me. Like uh, no go away. Shoo. You are not wanted here.
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I've learned some things throughout my life that I think some people here might find useful and helpful and therefore I will make a series of posts about life and people's mind. I...
    unknownpoetx unknownpoetx 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    I could have joined the group "I Worry About The People On EP", but this group name seemed homier. I do worry about you people. Just like I worry about offline people, maybe even...
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 Apr 20

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    Last night I was driving on a two-lane Texas road, minding my own business, and talking to an EP friend on the phone. Then suddenly there was this cow, this huge black cow...
    lostit77 lostit77 46-50, F 9 Responses 3 days ago