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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I met someone on Ep, who Im falling for.She is beautiful in every way and see myself spending the rest of my life with.I found this site by accident I figured it would be a great...
    nodak82 nodak82 31-35, M 46 mins ago

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    Well , it's more that I've learned some things ..... I've learned that I don't have to help everyone on here ... I've learned that I can't help everyone here . I've learned that I...
    chernobylplayground chernobylplayground 36-40, F 2 hrs ago

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    I joined EP less than a week ago and I love the true purpose for which it was created. But I'm starting to wonder if it's worth putting up with the perverts. I'm hoping this post...
    Cerabelle Cerabelle 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I have decided that I've had enough. It's 10 am and I've already, today, received 3 unwanted dickpics from underage and middleaged men I have never spoken to before. It does not...
    teenageapple teenageapple 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    The last two valentines day i spent with my ex they were great, she was my first gf so before i didnt really care about the 14th of February. But next Valentines day im not looking...
    tommosuk tommosuk 18-21, M 19 hrs ago

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    I always feel that I get rejected a lot because of my picture. I know there are a lot of fakes and creepers online and you gotta be careful who you talk too. But I never ask...
    AwesomeGuyy22 AwesomeGuyy22 22-25, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Wow. S/O to my neighbor for lighting up some stunning fireworks! I took some pictures that in advance look quite prepossessing! EP, sorry, it's not allowing me to share some...
    Dagymislife Dagymislife 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm in a strange relationship. We initially met here on EP, although we never really interacted much on the website. One random day we started chatting outside of EP, mainly...
    anhonestgirl anhonestgirl 26-30, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have Read EP's terms of use, when I 1st joined EP, and over the years, I have read it, again and again, and I think everyone on EP should read it, and abide by the rules, but I...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Okay I think I need to say this again... If you take the time to read my stories (and thank you for those of you who have), or even just the titles of my stories, you'll know and...
    gilliian gilliian 36-40, M 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    "I'm Not Happy" it started, oddly enough, by stating a simple fact. "i'm not happy." some of lifes most beautiful things are also the most simple. the look on my former employers...
    mokele mokele 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I choose my Ep friends here very carefully. Whenever someone sends me a friend request, I always look over someone's profile. I see what they have to offer before I even consider...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I was the primary caregiver for my wife with dementia/Alzheimer for the past nine years. She was 64 years old when I was no longer able to take care of her. I hired a number of...
    newtonpark newtonpark 61-65, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    One of my female friends is getting married in September, I have been invited to the hen weekend the only male, but she told me yesterday, I am Amber for the weekend and I have to...
    amber8642 amber8642 56-60 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    My sarcasm's not biting cuz my sister didn't get it a bit. I am more Chandler from Friends... Ha ha..... Love to use it on show offs to bring 'em down from their high horses and...
    CoraRobertson CoraRobertson 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    22 year old single woman looking for women older than my age to cuddle and be intimate with. I enjoy being nurtured and taken care of. Maybe a future wife may come along, but am...
    RainbowsAndMangos RainbowsAndMangos 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    **** you EP for deleting my content without any real justification.
    Iluvmypanties365 Iluvmypanties365 36-40, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's getting harder and harder for me to spend time here now due to situations beyond my control. So I'm going to take an official hiatus from EP, sorry guys. I'll be back but I...
    randomboy42 randomboy42 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm happy to say I was quickly approved by EPAllie. Earlier I had heard there was a waiting list to become an EP Volunteer, so I was surprised that my account was validated...
    FindmeHoldmeLoveme FindmeHoldmeLoveme 18-21 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    Its a girl that is very kind and understanding to me :) She is my age and contacted me a long time ago. I always wanted to chat with her, get to know her - and last sunday it...
    leonthecineast leonthecineast 18-21 a week ago

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    Actually I met two people. One of them is an incredibly good friend. A week ago I stood at an airport gate feeling so scared I thought I was going to be sick. I told myself I...
    grommit3 grommit3 36-40, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    I have decided to use ep for my therapy because I really love how open and honest I can be on here, I have a really hard time communicating with people In my life and feel like I'm...
    daisychain33 daisychain33 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    I haven't been on EP in so long.... I originally joined because I needed a support community because I'd started cutting (again), and on my birthday no less. As my darkness took...
    yake25 yake25 22-25, F Jun 26

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    I'm happy that on a very sad day, there's definitely someone from here who makes me smile. I want to thank EP for making it possible for everyone.
    Lynnlsc Lynnlsc 41-45, F Jun 25

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    I want to thank the handful of ppl who I have become good friends with on EP and I love chatting with you. Recently so many that I've talked to have ultimately turned out to be...
    NudistKris NudistKris 18-21, F 8 Responses Jun 23

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    It would be so nice to find someone to talk to who was looking for just a kind hearted exchange. I am married but I miss getting to know someone I miss making a new friend and I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jun 23

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    IT IS VERY NICE AND ALL BUT,... HOW DO YOU DO IT? And I am speaking about dating here, which happens to be on my list of New Year´s resolutions. Yes, I want to give it a try...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Jun 22

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    i came to ep to actually make new friends and meet other people i have never met... i also came to ep cause id like to tell people about sad and i guess happy times in my life.
    adidahobo adidahobo 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 22

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    And you say BIGOTRY is over ? Ha ! read the following. On a community the size of EP´s all kinds of people can come and post their stories. Some are amazing, well written...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 21

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    I met my husband on EP and for that I am forever grateful. I think the universe would have found a way to put us together despite EP, but something had to be the catalyst, right...
    insight00 insight00 31-35, F Jun 21

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    Happy Father's Day to all the Daddies out there! Cheers!
    mohtaabhillaai mohtaabhillaai 46-50, F Jun 21

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    For all the Dads, Grand Dads and men that step up into the roll of a Dad may your day be filled with peace and happiness.
    srfchopper srfchopper 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    Here's hoping all you amazing EP dads know just how much you are loved, appreciated AND needed...today and every day!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 21

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    I was a daddy's girl. My dad has been gone a long time, but the influence he had on me will live on for the rest of my life. I'm very thankful for him. I want to wish all of the...
    miryam57 miryam57 56-60, F Jun 21

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    Happy Fathers Day to all you EP dad's I spend this day with many influential men in my life, not just my dad. So often these special days are recognized by many for those who have...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 21

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