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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I always do. Whether it's eating, time with friends and family, or a date, I always believe there's something to look forward to. Even when I'm down in the dumps and not having...
    JustAnotherHuman34 JustAnotherHuman34 18-21, M Mar 21

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    Well my birthday is on the 4th June and I already know it's gonna b crap! Why? Last year I had an English language exam on that day, and now I have another! Voice in my head: oh...
    diegosauns diegosauns 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    My birthday is in 2 days. I haven't really done anything for my birthday in years. I wish I had friends to celebrate with. I wish I had a reason to be happy about another year...
    aqualeaf aqualeaf 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Life talks without saying a word.... If something isn't meant to be something will take place in order to prevent it from happening & thats exactly how it's been all of my life. I...
    TheWorldVsJ TheWorldVsJ 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 27

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    Come on Missouri!!!!! It's spring time!!!!! Why is it 30 degrees?!?!?! Where's the 50's and 60's???? No more winter please???? I love winter and everything, but I'm sick of it now...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17, F Mar 30

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    looking into peoples eyes tells you everything about them, looking into someones eyes reviels their true emotions which is basically the true them.
    casssss casssss 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    How do I believe my wife after what I have found I am going to post two as she says "Stories" I have found over the last week about her and her co-worker. The first one I found was...
    mcanant8 mcanant8 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 10

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    To a certain troll on EP that is obsessed with me. You know who you are. Thank you for the laughs and making me feel special, this love/hate thing you got with me is really...
    ken757 ken757 31-35, M Apr 5

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    Please contact me via EP, my Facebook page under Jess Angel or JessAngel6y@gmail.com to join our new male Christian Crossdressers group. I'm looking to generate support for each...
    JessAngel JessAngel 22-25 1 Response Apr 5

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    I absolutely love my friends on here. I look forward to hearing from them. Love checking up on them too to see how they're doing and what's going on in their lives. I've made some...
    1SweetL 1SweetL 36-40, F 20 Responses Mar 26

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    I'm here to find someone to share my life with. Looking forward to settle with a girl (lesbian or asexual) whom I can connect emotionally and intellectually with. I am attracted to...
    taxo taxo 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    I don't have anything left to look forward to. I really just want someone to talk to. Just so I can at least look forward to the next message. I'm usually a really fun person to...
    MrStayPositive MrStayPositive 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 20

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    We met on this site (www.blackwhitepeople.com) 2 years ago. It took me a whole year before she would even go out with me on a date .We met at Fridays it was just for happy hour...
    Allenm13 Allenm13 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    My wife and I met on this site (www.blackwhitepeople.com) 2 years ago. It took me a whole year before she would even go out with me on a date .We met at Fridays it was just for...
    Allenm13 Allenm13 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    wish to find the real love and care.. i am looking for husband, someone who is real and really want to spend his life with me and share all precious moments and experiences with me...
    jenganda jenganda 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I always thought that because my girlfriend can't give me everything I want that makes it imperfect. But really the closest thing to perfect is your own perfect. Because it that's...
    FullofFood FullofFood 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    My dad lives about 20 miles from me and my son. He was hurt on the job many years ago and was retired and lives in a retirement community. It was hard for us but in time he has...
    MsAdventure MsAdventure 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    After the last story I wrote about wanting amazing sex since I haven't had any for quite a while and even before when I posted more emotional or frustrating stories I have noticed...
    betweenlustandlove betweenlustandlove 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    I have always struggled with how I look from a young age. I have always known I was different. I have dark, frizzy, curly hair. A big flat nose and I am hairy. I had severe eczema...
    babiboo babiboo 18-21 4 days ago

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    Usually this would be considered a good thing, since youth is much sought after. But when a woman gets treated like a child or teenager everywhere she goes, on account of...
    Buckley4U Buckley4U 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    As a crossdresser myself I'm really interested on buying Women's Sandals made of Patent/PVC with heels in Black. As for Women's Shoes I usually wear a Size 11M. Yesterday I went to...
    HuskyFetish HuskyFetish 26-30 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    It's just mesmerising to look at! It's awesome. Just don't touch it... xD
    KT98 KT98 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I'm 23, but depending on what I'm wearing and such... I've been told I look about 16. :S
    lookwhaticando lookwhaticando 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 19

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    She's just so Amazing to me... Her hair always looks great! She's gorgeous! She love's sports! She has a smile that will make the meanest a##hole, turn to mush! Xoxox #1 fan
    mreatitup mreatitup 31-35, M Mar 31

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    Although looking back, that's probably due more to luck than anything else.
    proguitar proguitar 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    Venting to set myself free... Dear Soon-to-be Ex... As the divorce you have wanted so badly the last 17 months is near, I am writing this in order to let you go. To stop...
    ChangingDad ChangingDad 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    It's strange? The feeling of doubt, to not be sure, to question, to not have the absolute that you need. I know it's over I know its a sickness for him. I know its unhealthy. I...
    ophelia379 ophelia379 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I came on EP for fun and I don't need anyone to tell me that they're offensed by my trolling. If u are then I'm sorry for u, I am not a bad person but I love to do sarcastic jokes...
    ILoveBearGryllz55 ILoveBearGryllz55 16-17, F Apr 7

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    Friends are hard to come by in this world. So are good friends. Friends that care a lot about you and are concerned to see you down. Today, I’ll give you some friends that are...
    Beastmode2011 Beastmode2011 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Everything I thought I wanted.. I got more than that! ..every need fulfilled <3 All that I pretty much wrote about.. came true! On April 9th.. I was in such pain.. what was...
    MissNexp MissNexp 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    This is a mantra, which most depression victims use on an hourly basis. Today it is mine. It's hard to feel happy when you're alone with nothing but your thoughts. When alone, my...
    StrayMouse StrayMouse 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I'm not a new member. I used this site, but I stopped, because of personal problems and didn't have time, but now I'm back and had to re-register, because I forgot my password and...
    CmonLetMeRide CmonLetMeRide 13-15, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Don't no how it happened! I had a crush on somebody in the health profession before I joined ep and after meeting so many people on here I really don't no how I fancied that other...
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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      copy/paste I Will Be The One To Make It Public Ok people, listen up! Father forgive me, for I have sinned!!! This EP member was making a game out of me, and messing with...
    transiting transiting 70+, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    EP HUGS!! I wish they were real I wish he was here To hold me in his arms! I lie in his arms every evening Every night before bed. He's my EP lover! My EP friend! He has taken up...
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Its easy to say, that I am hard on myself, I always have been. Some say that I may be a bit too hard on myself, and that may be true too, but something that I am learning as some...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    No one I know knows I use this site, not even my wife, at least I don't think she knows lol. It's a site for me to have alone time and maybe some interaction with other people.
    JackNJ JackNJ 36-40, M 15 hrs ago

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    I just hate them, i think that's enough to say about these creeps.
    xanshi xanshi 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    I will appreciate people who actually want to have a nice conversation and decent intentions on getting to know me personally as a bicurious. I am not here to fulfill anyone's...
    EmJustCurious24 EmJustCurious24 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    Well... I think a large portion of this community does. Because that's kinda the reason most people join- to, as the EP front page says, "find support from others who understand...
    AZChomp644 AZChomp644 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    A MYSTERY!!! I haven't a clue what he looks like, or how he walks, talks or dresses!! But I do know how he thinks!! How he imagines!! How he is not shy!! What sexual things he...
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    I am here to tell you about me, my vision and my reality. I'm looking for three women and two men to join me in leaving society. Leaving it all behind and building a community of...
    leaving6622 leaving6622 36-40, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am here to tell you about me, my vision and my reality. I'm looking for three women and two men to join me in leaving society. Leaving it all behind and building a community of...
    leaving6622 leaving6622 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1. People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not like I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People ask, "can I ask you a...
    GeekyLittleThing GeekyLittleThing 13-15, F 9 Responses 4 days ago

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    I am here to tell you about me, my vision and my reality. I'm looking for three women and two men to join me in leaving society. Leaving it all behind and building a community of...
    leaving6622 leaving6622 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    The weird and wonderful world of ep!!!!! Since joining ep I have met some of the most amazing wonderful people a girl could wish for! Some stars shine brighter than others,some are...
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 24

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    I have the EP app on my phone and tablet. The notification sound is music to my ears, figuratively and literally! For one thing, my mind is musically tuned. The EP tone is in the...
    JustAnotherHuman34 JustAnotherHuman34 18-21, M Mar 24

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