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    Slightly Sarcastic

    I have found a list of sarcastic comments for some who enjoy & comprehend sarcasm relies on a specific sequence of language, social and cognitive skills that rapidly flow in our mind. Well and for the civilians who will start lol-ing... - Well, this day was a total waste of...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2012

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    Top 10 Barack Obama Prediction

    1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit. 2. Obama really, really likes dogs. 3. The White House lawn is nice. 4. No more Pontiacs. 5. Gold is at an alllll time high. 6. Obama knows all the best golf courses. 7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision. 8. Obama has...
    cheeco cheeco 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    Ep Time....

    EP is on the internet. Sarcastic Happy Hour is 4-5 pm every day. In every time zone. So.... yeah. Are all sarcastic stories funny? I need to be careful about posting too much and polluting my circle's feeds. "your friend is busy. You may be interrupting"
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    I Was Overcome By Sheer Panic

    I kept scanning, searching for something that they told me would be there, should be there. I wasn't seeing it. I tried to keep my cool, focus on what was important. I searched some more, but I was losing my concentration, and I could feel the anxiety rising within.I COULD NOT...
    CountSpatula CountSpatula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Need To Draw Picture

    I have been trying not to say this, but I had to in the end. Some just cannot read between the lines nor can understand the subtleties of life. I told the person that I will draw he/she a picture. The response was, what picture..
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    There's one girl, who in one short month has become my everything, she may live 13 hours away, but that's fine, her names Hannah, you might know her as Bflyboo14, she's so pretty...
    Mike4356 Mike4356 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Not because MGS5 is coming out real soon but I see no point in lurking here anymore. The questions are ridiculous, the stories/experiences are still interesting and yet I haven't...
    Xemplefied Xemplefied 26-30, M 4 hrs ago

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    Any women in New York City looking to get tickled? I promise I'm the best tickler haha. Message me.
    Mrconductor Mrconductor 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    Balotelli is a great player. I'm sad about how his career is right now but I'm sure he will get back on track at AC Milan again. -Rest in peace, Evren. Happy to see that you have...
    SupermanMike SupermanMike 13-15, M 8 hrs ago

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    12 months ago I created my profile and picked a name for my feminine self. 12 months ago Jessica came into my life (Virgos rule, BTW) What a year it's been.... I won't bother...
    JessicaDale JessicaDale 51-55, T 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I started Crossdressing about 40 years ago,Yes even old guys like it.Any way when I was 16 I decided to try on my mother's bra when she was not home.I loved the way it felt ,then I...
    Eav44dd Eav44dd 61-65, T 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    When I was 12 years old, I told my mother and my cousin that when I grew up I wanted to be a stay at home mom and didn't want to go to college. My cousin told me that "no one...
    hunnycakes009 hunnycakes009 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I live in the Adirondack area of NY state If you're a female BBW living near me and you're looking for a good man message me here and lets see if we have some common interests..I'd...
    thebustierthebetter thebustierthebetter 46-50, M 13 hrs ago

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    Saying I have a crush feels strange to me. It hasn't happened since I was in middle school. I am realizing how wonderful the butterflies, deep and open conversations, acceptance...
    indeliblyME indeliblyME 26-30, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Everyone be on the lookout Lisatheticklee01 is a fraud, "she" probably even isn't a "she" spent months talking and getting to know "her" only for asking twice for a photo and...
    beachboy249 beachboy249 22-25, M 15 hrs ago

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    Everyone be on the lookout Lisatheticklee01 is a fraud, "she" probably even isn't a "she" spent months talking and getting to know "her" only for asking twice for a photo and...
    beachboy249 beachboy249 22-25, M 15 hrs ago

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    When I was going through a phase of deep despair and confusion - not too long ago - Life was giving me the opportunity right there and then to free myself from the grips of fearful...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Yes, because it may be better than yesterday or today. Tomorrow might bring something new and exciting to me. Tomorrow might even teach me a thing or two I didn't know. Tomorrow...
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Hi Everyone I've been divorced for 2 years now. I was married for 23 years. I do not love my ex husband anymore. I have been asked out 5 times since my divorce. But I get scared...
    CathyL12 CathyL12 51-55, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    So I've been talking to this one guy on the phone for awhile and our conversations are awesome. His personality alone, I can't even begin to put it in words. Ok, yes I can. He's...
    Salute2MyFlaws Salute2MyFlaws 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm thinking of leaving EP. Don't know what it is but there's something a little "off". You're welcome to say its me lol. I started out being straightforward and honest but my gut...
    mustlovedogs101 mustlovedogs101 51-55, F 1 Response a week ago

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    When I was six, I started taking piano lessons. My first teacher was a little, old Jewish woman who would smack my knuckes with a ruler whenever I would mess up. Needless to say, I...
    msjsta msjsta 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    HEY... (AS I POINT UP TO THE SKY) LOOK AT THAT DEAD BIRD!!!! U KNOW UR *** LOOKED UP.....
    AJSandy AJSandy 31-35, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    So looking forward to a nice meal tonight with family and friends for my birthday then a few drinks have a sing along
    mark210 mark210 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    Hi, I'm 14 years old and me and my twin sister, no we are not identical, but we wish we were, Live in LA in corona del mar near Newport Beach, we have been living alone since we...
    Ihatemylife200187 Ihatemylife200187 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    I am grateful and fortunate for all the people that have helped me along in this life, at first I thought I was a monster who deserved an awful life with zero prospects of being...
    Kogane Kogane 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I fear eye contact I have a history of abuse and when people look me in the eyes I get threatened
    BeYourBest007 BeYourBest007 36-40, F Aug 20

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    Every time I go into the mall and walk by that store my pulse quickens and my breathing gets shallow, and I start to get red in the face because I'm afraid everybody knows that...
    sissypantyboy30 sissypantyboy30 31-35, M Aug 19

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    So I have been on EP for a little while now. And several things have struck me as strange and kind of eye opening. So I am going to attempt to share some insights I've learned from...
    iwant2benude iwant2benude 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Well honestly i understand how bad I treated them in the end and left them and if your still reading this I do still look at what's going on with your life... Anyway to Lierine I...
    damnitsover damnitsover 16-17, M Aug 18

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    it's my birthday on the 22nd of August
    Bikerbabe52 Bikerbabe52 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I'm really tired of my stories being reported to EP when this place is crawling with sick pedofiles and pervs! are u serious? get a life! and minors wonder y they are not wanted on...
    craigslist504 craigslist504 36-40 Aug 16

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    Inbox Options TheRisingPhoenix54 TheRisingPhoenix54 2 days ago The men who enjoy talking all night? Well were a bit older than you are. But if you truly want to do so let me know...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    EP is a place where stories, experiences and inspirations can be shared. If you are looking for a **** site, then this is not the site for you. Let us all clean the site and...
    EPNids EPNids 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Geez, what the hell? Ep's just a bunch of horny pervs now. Where'd all the good people go?
    HidingInTheMusic HidingInTheMusic 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    happy independence day to one an all on ep...its 15th of August..The Indian independence day...time to pay regards to all the strugglers who sacrificed their lives for the sake of...
    Ahaanaa Ahaanaa 13-15, F Aug 15

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    EP's censorship just struck again. Worst part is I don't know which real experience violated the rules, so I can correct it.
    dreamshadows dreamshadows 36-40, M Aug 14

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    I have a huge circle, mostly people that have added me but hadnt even found the time to introduce themselves to date. honestly this is not a complaint, I am here for just over a...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 8 Responses Aug 14

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    I would love to feel happiness again...to wake up in the morning and *actually* feel there was something to look forward to, that there was something to live for...a purpose in...
    ItReallyDoesntMatterAnyMore ItReallyDoesntMatterAnyMore 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    It is true in the beginning I came Here and their were many people I liked and the same. it was truly a happy place then my beloved sister joined and we had fun on here until she...
    Sladetgx57 Sladetgx57 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 11

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    After alot of thought, I've decided to say goodbye to EP. For the past three years, my life has revolved around the Internet and my phone. Being in a long distance relationship...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 11

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