I Lost the Remote Control

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 25 People

    Always

    I am always losing the remote for the television in my office.  It is on a satellite system and without the remote you can't even adjust the sound volume. It is so annoying. I thought I would be smart and put Velcro on it and attach it to the television when not in use but...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    Apr 24, 2010

    You Know You're Living In The 21st Century When...

    You know you're living in the 21st century when... you look all around the house for the remote, but is to lazy to get up and change the chanle on the tv. I mean, hello, it's possible people. Just kidding. I just read this list once that said that. I can't remember any of the...
    Littledove Littledove
    18-21, F
    Sep 10, 2010

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT!

    WHY THE HECK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it.
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    3 Responses Feb 13, 2015

    I Thought I Swallowed It!

    So one day I'm on the couch in the living room watching TV, remote in hand, cause I'm constantly changing channels. After a little while I realsise it's not in my hand anymore. I remember having it near my mouth before I lost it, and I got paranoid I had swallowed it. In all...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Mar 25, 2008

    Not Again!

    How does it happen? Like socks getting eaten by the dryer... my remote is always MIA. I'm sending out an APB now and I do hope the posters help... this is crazy! HHMMm maybe if I post a pic on the milk carton? nnnaaaaa.. he's lactose intolerant and wouldn't see it.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 20, 2007

    You Know You're Living In The 21st Century When...

    You know you're living in the 21st century when... you look all around the house for the remote, but is to lazy to get up and change the chanle on the tv. I mean, hello, it's possible people. Just kidding. I just read this list once that said that. I can't remember any of the...
    Littledove Littledove
    18-21, F
    Sep 10, 2010

    Twenty Something

      Whoever has the remote control to apryle's so called life. Please return it so that I can repair the 'pause' button. I'm thinking it might be jammed up. Or maybe it just got gummed up with cracker crumbs, boogers, formula or some other sticky unidentified substance. Or...
    FireNice FireNice
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 4, 2007

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