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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 11 Responses Feb 24

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    Sowwee!!! It's just fun guys!

    !! Well, in some cases!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    IBelongToAlison IBelongToAlison 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted

    for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous.

    The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who the hell May was.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 6 Responses Jun 23

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    Dear algebra, Stop asking me to find your X.

    She's not coming back. I don't know Y either.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 7 Responses Jun 24

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    Hubs n I have been married a long,

    long time. Always, we've enjoyed the physical. There are bad days. There are great days too. We can still lock eyes and set sparks flying. Hearts pound, pulses race. The intensity is still incredible. For awhile there, we kind of got a little out of sync. Suddenly it...
    1HelluvaMessGma 1HelluvaMessGma 61-65, F 9 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 20

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    Once I've advertised on Craigslist: "Wife

    wanted" I've got 23450 messages from men saying: "You can have mine".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 15 Responses Jun 23

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    Because you can see the gorgeous smiles

    and sparkling eyes of those laughing with you.
    Amwsga Amwsga 56-60 Jul 20

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    If money doesn't grow on trees,

    the why do banks have branches? LOL
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 8 Responses 3 days ago

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    I just want to grab a fish out of my fish tank

    and slap a few people in the face with the fishes ***. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 7 Responses May 14

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    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses May 12

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    Woke up with my credit card lying on my

    keyboard. I can't wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 10 Responses Apr 9

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    A man goes to church

    and tells the priest "Father, I almost cheated on my wife." The priest asks him "How do you almost cheat on your wife?" The man says "Well, me and the woman were naked but we just rubbed against each other." The priest looks at him disgusted and says "Rubbing is the same as...
    bakfin bakfin 46-50, M 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    laughter is good for the Heart.

    .Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.. Man It be so funny
    yvettemae48 yvettemae48 46-50, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    On driving away from my home on holiday,

    it became immediately apparent that I was being tailgated (tailed) by a white vehicle that was so close behind me that I couldn't read it's front registration in the mirror. I did everything humanly possible to shake it off, including driving at ludicrous speeds, weaving wildly...
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 23

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    Went out last night to a comedy show.

    Haven't laughed that hard in years! :) need laughter back in my life.
    trin2013 trin2013 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    delightfulapricot delightfulapricot 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    A farmer went into a feed store to get some new

    animals for his farm. The clerk ask May I help you sir? The farmer says yes I need a rooster. The clerk says OK but we call them c.o.c.k.s. the farmer says whatever I still need one. The clerk ask is there anything else? The farmer says yes I need a hen.the clerk says OK but we...
    waterman1065 waterman1065 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg

    timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three miles, phone your wife to take the egg out the pan.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    and this gave me a REALLY good laugh.

    ..https://youtu.be/L1_W0LCHwK4
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    U & Me forever this way www.

    nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few others share their love stories with their friends, while some leave them as sweet memories for themselves within their hearts and few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 23

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    TOWN COUNCILS: Reduce litter problems by

    issuing blind folk with pointy sticks.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M Jul 19

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    U & Me forever this way www.

    nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few others share their love stories with their friends, while some leave them as sweet memories for themselves within their hearts and few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 23

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    I love people who make me laugh.

    I honestly think it's the thing I like the most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 28

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    Last night, laying in bed with my wife,

    I said: "I love you.". She asked: "Is that you, or the beer talking?" I said: "It's me. Talking to the beer....".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 17 Responses Jun 10

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 10 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    A bloke goes to the pub.

    On getting home, his wife is pretty angry with him. "What do you think you're doing staggering in half drunk like this???!!??" She demands. "I ran out of money" he replies.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 18

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Save money on expensive personal address books!

    Simply take a telephone directory, and cross out the names and addresses of the people in it that you don't know.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M Jul 18

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. β€œHe fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.β€β€œNo, no, darling,” replied the mother. β€œHe must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 29 Responses Feb 7

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    Logic34 Logic34 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Theeeeee best! Laughter IS contagious!

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    Parkerluv1 Parkerluv1 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    KataraC KataraC 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 21

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    Anon2721 Anon2721 13-15, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I find it funny that 30-50 year old guys

    without profile pics and experiences all about sex message me and think im actually gonna reply πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dumbasses
    violinmaster242 violinmaster242 13-15, F 13 Responses Jun 21

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    In the doctors office two patients are talking

    "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake" "A sponge!" exclaims the other "And do you feel much pain" "No pain at all", says the first, "but do I get thirsty!"
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 19

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 20 Responses Feb 3

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    I was watching a DVD the other day,

    and thought I'd have a look at the "deleted scenes" in the special features bit. There was nothing there.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    Someone please tell me a joke.

    ..something to make me laugh, snort, or better yet even pee a little...
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 17 Responses 2 days ago

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    My neighbours were a bit spooked

    and puzzled by a series of strange flashing lights in the sky above their home. It was only when it was pointed out to them that they lived in a lighthouse that the mystery was solved.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.