I Love a Good Laugh

TrueCompanion May 22, 2013 12:42 PM
Are you a person that enjoys engaging in "wrath and debates"? -1 Timothy 2:8.Kamikaze954 May 22, 2013 12:46 PM
nope.TrueCompanion May 22, 2013 12:49 PM
"Very good"! -Genesis 1:31. You're just the...

TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 
3. Some people are alive only because it's...

A couple of days ago, I held the door for three or four families before I entered the store I was visiting. They pushed right by and seemed to ignore my very existence. Not a single person said "thank you!"

This was very frustrating...

Walking along, paying no mind to anything around me. Loving the breeze, suddenly the woman in from of me lets out a shriek! What happened you ask? The wind crept up and caused her skirt to go way up revealing her leopard print undies! C...

There is nothing like sin,Unless we think it is.
"Knock. Knock. Knock" – silent, dull sound crossed the murky space of the confessional.
The Church of the Virgin Mother was filled with dozens of worshipers and spectators. Some of them...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going...

Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was...

Screw you! There's two ways this can go.
1- I wife you and we make it official with a jumping high five in front of a medium to moderately large explosion, in slow-mo.
Or...
2- we remain friends even after this EP phase is done and...

This happened when I was around 10 years. I was playing football with a few my of friends. in the park. One of my friends had earlier pulled the chair just at the time I was about to sit on it, so that made me quite cross with him. Not...

Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is...

Who doesn't love a good laugh? This is something funny that happened to me yesterday.  We recently bought one of those pools that pops up as you fill it with water.  It has the capacity to hold about 4 feet of water.  So it isn't...

A man is lying on an empty beach, sunbathing in the nude. He looks up to see a little girl approaching him. He looks frantically for something to cover himself with. He quickly grabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself...

A lawyer was cross examining a doctor about whether he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate.''No,''the doctor said,''I did not check his pulse.''''And did you listen for a heart beat?''asked the...

Me without you is like
A pot head who's not high
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal that doesnt die
A fat man with no boobs
A condom with no lube
A starcraft with no noobs
A hooker with no luck
A hoe that doesn't suck
A slut that doesn...

Dear Alcohol.....

We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer....

I saw the video.

We need to talk...

I don't like a guy who over tells a joke, or forces his humor on u...

Ramphal reached school late. Teacher asked," Hey Ramphal, why did u come late today?"
Ramphal replied," Sir, my hen laid an egg. Due to joy, I forgot the school timings."
Teacher said," So what? Thats not a big matter."
Ramphal said...

As a law enforcement officer I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab. I hope this helps.Let me know...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for awhile she's really hot. I want the...

which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

the outside :D