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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 18 Responses Feb 9, 2015

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    A guy with a gun walks into a bar.

    "Who the fk had sex with my wife?" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, " You don't have enough bullets mate!"
    SweetSynergy SweetSynergy 51-55, F 11 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    How do you make a sweet 80 year old lay the F

    bomb? ......have another 80 year old continually say BINGO!!!!
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Humor is very important in my life

    and people who share their silly moments are proven to be happier and live fruitful lives together. I love people for who they are and think people are beautiful, everyone has a unique story to tell and it always helps to have a silver tongue when in a conversation to bring up a...
    WolfSweet WolfSweet 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I love to joke around,

    don't take my msgs. On this page seriously , only times I'm serious is when I'm driving, or when I lie to the judge. So plz don't take it literally .
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 41-45, F 17 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    I met a man the other day named Flanagan

    and I said, 'You're a happy man.' He said, 'I am.' I said, 'Why?' 'Well,' he said, 'the Income Tax people have been after me for 20 years, driving me mad, to get money out of me, driving me crazy with worry. But, this morning I got a letter from them and it said: FINAL NOTICE...
    MysteryManInHat MysteryManInHat 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I find it funny that 30-50 year old guys

    without profile pics and experiences all about sex message me and think im actually gonna reply 😂😂 dumbasses
    LoveNeverMore LoveNeverMore 13-15, F 10 Responses Jun 21, 2015

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    Marriage is like a deck of cards.

    In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
    BeautifulSurprise BeautifulSurprise 36-40, F 17 Responses Dec 19, 2015

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    sometimes i wish i could just do what i want to

    do whole day without stressing about applications for job, uni, etc... i wish i could just play games, draw draw draw, read books, watch dramas and movies... sleep when i want to, play when i want to, eat what i want to eat without having to worry about health, my own welfare...
    gabrielleshin gabrielleshin 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    The Skirt story   In a crowded city at a busy

    bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus.  As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus, which now seemed a...
    NorgePrincess NorgePrincess 41-45, F 15 Responses Jan 7

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Feb 16, 2015

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    Was it so small.. That

    when you saw it you laughed ?
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Marriage is a Relationship in

    which One Person is always right and the other is the Husband.:)
    BeautifulSurprise BeautifulSurprise 36-40, F 14 Responses Dec 19, 2015

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    Woke up with my credit card lying on my

    keyboard. I can't wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 9 Responses Apr 9, 2015

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    My neighbor's a moron .

    . .he volunteers as a cross walk guard a couple days a week , now he tells people he is in human trafficking. . . .
    woodyinya woodyinya 56-60, M 5 Responses May 12, 2015

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    After having their eleventh child,

    a Missouri couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to the doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the...
    stefanbanner stefanbanner 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    " Morning Sex" She was standing in the

    kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am...
    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 10 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    A guy goes to pick up his date

    for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if...
    Baswm Baswm 46-50, M 6 Responses Dec 29, 2015

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    Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen,

    'Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase on the mantel piece?' 'No,' said himself, 'but I'm gettin' closer all the time.'
    MysteryManInHat MysteryManInHat 56-60, M Jan 31

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    Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing

    that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on...
    SweetSynergy SweetSynergy 51-55, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    My neighbor is experiencing really low self

    esteem right now, he got on one of those dating sites, when he was asked to create a username he typed myp&nis, the screen went red over the box and said "too short"
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have a phobia of German sausage.

    Yes, I fear the Wurst!
    w8ter w8ter 56-60, M 5 Responses Dec 18, 2015

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 26 Responses Feb 7, 2015

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    Doolin bought himself a jigsaw puzzle with 20

    pieces. It took him a month to fit the pieces together correctly. He thought this was terrific, but his mate O'Reilly said, 'What's the big deal?' Doolin said,' Well it said on the box: 4 to 6 years.'
    MysteryManInHat MysteryManInHat 56-60, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    A magician worked on a cruise ship,

    and the audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the...
    stefanbanner stefanbanner 46-50, M a week ago

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    my friend showed me flipagram roast compilation

    it makes me laugh so hard. the guys laugh in the backround is what makes it so dam funny.
    LoveNeverMore LoveNeverMore 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    The Vagina. The best engine in the world is

    the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It is a pity thought that the management system is so fking temperamental.
    SweetSynergy SweetSynergy 51-55, F 25 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 15 Responses Feb 24, 2015

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    I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to

    screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.
    CuriousGuy833 CuriousGuy833 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Three Irishmen, Paddy,

    Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. 'Come have a look over here,' says Paddy, 'It's Michael O' Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.' 'That's...
    MysteryManInHat MysteryManInHat 56-60, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    KataraC KataraC 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 21, 2015

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 14 Responses Feb 3, 2015

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    A 1st grade school teacher presented each child

    in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb... And these 6-year-olds came up with: It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time. Where there's smoke there's ... pollution. Don't bite the hand...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 18, 2015

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 9 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    I love people who make me laugh.

    I honestly think it's the thing I like the most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 28, 2015

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    Father O' Malley answers the phone.

    'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is' 'This is the Inland Revenue Service, income tax department. Can you help us?' 'I can.' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do' 'Is he a member of your congregation?' He is' 'Did he donate €10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'
    MysteryManInHat MysteryManInHat 56-60, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 13 Responses Apr 20, 2015

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    cortneybrandon cortneybrandon 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Regular sleep prevents old age.

    ... especially if u take them while driving... :P
    miru1 miru1 26-30, F 9 Responses Sep 17, 2015

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    "When your internet goes out

    and you are forced to get to know your surroundings."
    BiFurZak BiFurZak 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    A father is passing by his son’s college late

    one night on a business trip and decides to stop in for a visit. Arriving at what he thinks is the fraternity house, he knocks on the front door. “Whaddaya want?” a voice calls down from the second floor. “Does Jimmy Duncan live here?” the father calls up. “Yup...
    stefanbanner stefanbanner 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    Night cap..... Condoms do not guarantee safe

    sex, if your caught with someone's wife, that condom will not protect you!!!.
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 1 day ago

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