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    It's our 20 yr anniversary tomorrow

    and she says I want something that will go from 0-200 in the driveway in the morning !she wakes up looks outside and sees a wrapped box sitting in the driveway opens it and finds a scale.hahahaha
    rustr8 rustr8 51-55, M 4 Responses Sep 8

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 12 Responses Jun 29

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    My Dear Haters, i couldn't help

    but notice the " awesoME " end with "ME" and " Ugly " starts with "U" =p
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F Sep 20

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    I love a good laugh,

    but I love a good nap more. *yawns* Just sayin.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 16

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    In Court

    A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing...
    nevernohow nevernohow 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    Last week I had one of those telemarketer

    people call me,it was not the first time they had,this time knowing who it was by good ole call display feature...I had my ammo and was ready for her,I picked up the phone and before she even had a chance to say one word..I said.."excuse me before you ask your questions let me...
    mrpampers2 mrpampers2 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 9

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    Nothing is better than having a good laugh.

    It makes everything better no matter what kind of situation you're in!
    ParkerFewer ParkerFewer 13-15, F Sep 18

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    Outsmarted By A Woman

    When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I...
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt 26-30, F 10 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    A guy one took his dog

    for a walk one very hot summer day,and after they had walked about one mile maybe two he seen a pub,and a nice spot under a tree for shade to keep his dog cool..so he figured he would go for a pint,he got to the tree and had with him a steel little post and he forced it into the...
    mrpampers2 mrpampers2 26-30, M Sep 11

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Some people come into our lives

    and leaves Footprints on our HEART... Others come along and we want to leave Footprints on their FACE.
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 21

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    I was having dinner at a very highly touted

    and expensive restaurant the other night. When the waiter asked in his most affected accent "How did you find your steak, sir?" I replied, "Simply by accident, I moved my baked potato and there it was!" Evidently waiters at pricey restaurants are not allowed a sense of humor!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    An elderly woman went to her local doctor's

    office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, I'd like to have some birth control pills. Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you're 80 years old. What would you...
    FairyofDarkness FairyofDarkness 70+ 4 Responses Aug 26

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    A man talking to God: The man: “God,

    how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?” God: “To me it’s a penny.” The man: “God, may I have a penny?” God: “Wait a minute.”
    mag7rnd mag7rnd 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    Penis Size

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, this is a very interesting book about sexual...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 4 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 22

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    Kevin gets drunk and come homes late.

    To avoid confrontation with his dad, he quietly sit and start working with his laptop. Dad: Are you drunk? Kevin: No! Dad: Then what are you doing with my briefcase? Kevin: Aaahhhh =( !!!!!
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F Sep 11

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    The whats app disease.

    -------Waking up in the morning and the first thing you do is check your whatsapp.Checking people's last seen and judging what time they wake up or sleep.Stalking people's status and wishing you coud have the same one.Checking who is online so you can chat with them.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 16

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    Reading The Paper

    I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 11, 2013

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can

    make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you...
    mag7rnd mag7rnd 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    Stop dreaming and start doing - me!

    Reminds of Red in the Shawshank Redemption - "Get busy living or getting busy dying."
    Blueeyedboy70i Blueeyedboy70i 41-45, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Silly

    Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was going to split open, had trouble breathing, but...
    MacabreFanatic MacabreFanatic 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 20, 2012

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    vinneh22 vinneh22 22-25, M 9 Responses Jul 7

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    A male patient is lying in hospital,

    wearing an oxygen mask over his nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet...
    enlightenme2 enlightenme2 51-55, F 9 Responses Sep 1

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    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 9 Responses Sep 14

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    If someone tells you.

    ..you're not Beautiful turn around and walk away, so they can have a great view of your fabulous ***! =)
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    While taking the interview the Employer ask the

    candidate: Employer: How long did you work during your last job? Candidate: 30 years. Employer: What's your age? Candidate: 20 years The Employer was surprised and asked the Candidate, that how it is possible? That you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years. Candidate...
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 5 Responses Sep 10

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    I was sitting here thinking about how I walked

    by my friend's sister's room a few days ago and I saw her standing in front of her mirror, laughing. Different laughs. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was trying to change her laugh to have the "perfect laugh". Apparently someone made fun of hers. It's amazing...
    LoveCures09 LoveCures09 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    Cold Weenie

    A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 9 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Apr 6

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    A judge asks a defendant to please stand.

    "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw." From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying @@@@@@!" "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "You so and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Funny Facebook Status------The only thing

    that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 23

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    *ordering at Chipotle* (white girl voice) "Yes

    I would like some polo (*pollo) with a gluten free tortila (*tortilla) and don't forget the PICO DE CULO (*pico de gallo)" LMFAO George Lopez is hilarious.
    lunalancing lunalancing 18-21, F Sep 14

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    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    Most times it feels good to laugh just

    for the sake of it. Somehow it helps us forget even for a moment the burden and the weight that we are carrying. It somehow makes us feel lighter and the lightness somehow brings us comfort that nothing can ever provide us at that very moment. Sometimes the things that are...
    zoiera zoiera 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL!

    XD CHU FUNNY!!!!! XD I only like people who can make me laugh soo..... yea O.O
    0LOvEsHaTeRs0 0LOvEsHaTeRs0 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    These videos are good

    for that http://youtu.be/tGtXyWOcYM0 http://youtu.be/zHdoczkqEPA Have fun hope you liked them I think video #2 is the best one show me your funny videos I would love to see them
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F Sep 20

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    I was addicted to the hokie pokie,

    but I turned myself around...
    universalreveries universalreveries 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    Employer : We need someone

    for this Job, who is Responsible.Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was Responsible...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 9 Responses Sep 10

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    and i love to make ppl laugh wherevr i go in

    walmart the other day i was playing around and had the ppl behind us laughing then the casheer yeah go ahead and laugh *evil laugh and face*
    wannaloveyou wannaloveyou 13-15, F Sep 8

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 8 Responses Sep 8

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    HUSBAND'S MESSAGE: Hi Honey,

    I got hit by a car in the office parking lot. Paula took me to the hospital. They have conducted many tests and taken numerous x-rays. The blow to the head is serious and may have lasting effects. I have three broken ribs, a spinal injury, multiple lacerations, a broken...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M 6 Responses Apr 28

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    debs73 debs73 41-45, F 9 Responses Sep 20

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    4 stages of marriage -Mad

    for each other .Made for each other. Mad at each other Mad because of each other.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 5

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 24 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    The Job Applicant

    A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer. "And what are your strengths?" "I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!!

    Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is why, I simply love to make people laugh. I...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 13 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 24

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    Ethics

    A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a beautiful woman comes in