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    Ever since the movie,

    "Constipation"? Well...it hasn't come out yet.
    confusedGirl84 confusedGirl84 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    Hotel Management gave advertisement

    for a good cook to recruit. One cook has sent one application as follows: “Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel I cooked them all.”
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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
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    pluv2011 pluv2011 41-45, M 6 Responses Mar 12

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    I love people who can make me laugh,

    when I don't even want to smile.
    stti stti 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 15

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    Do you know why midget **** is

    so great? There short movies Hahahahah
    bigdaddy79 bigdaddy79 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 11

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 23 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    Blueeyedboy70i Blueeyedboy70i 41-45, M 13 Responses Feb 16

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    Laugh to heal from sad.

    http://youtu.be/uGaS2lsPHqw
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 13

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    Parking Spot A guy was driving down the street

    in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven, he said: "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking spot...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses Feb 24

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    CantThinkOfAUserNameLol CantThinkOfAUserNameLol 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 8, 2014

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    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 9

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    Returning to West Point late one night,

    Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate. “Halt and identify yourself!” “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman. The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 26

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    Which condom would u use?

    ADT Condoms - Always thereAT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone; Rethink PossibleAllstate Condoms - You're in good handsAvis Condoms - Trying harder than everBounty Condoms - The quicker picker upperCalifornia Lotto Condoms - Who`s next?Campbell's Soup Condoms -  Mmm, Mmm...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2013

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Bad Chicken Day Q: Which day of the week do

    chickens hate most? A: Fry-day!
    BytheBy BytheBy 46-50, F 9 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 20 Responses Feb 9

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    The best kind of laughing is the kind

    where you stop making any noise and you're flopping around like a fish.
    TickleMeCell TickleMeCell 16-17, T 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Don't you just love the moments

    when u start laughing and you really can't stop? Unfortunately it doesn't happen too often, but when it does..oh God! I've realized that really sarcastic and stupid thing makes me laugh like that! Like at one moment when u think a situation cannot get any worse..boom it does! It...
    tussilagos tussilagos 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 25

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!!

    Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is why, I simply love to make people laugh. I...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 13 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    OK a farmer has 10 horses,

    but he only has 9 stalls. and you can only put 1 horse in each stall. how do you put all of them in there own stall? (my uncle told me this joke thought I would share) reply with answer.
    btiny13 btiny13 70+ 3 Responses a week ago

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    4 stages of marriage -Mad

    for each other .Made for each other. Mad at each other Mad because of each other.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 5, 2014

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 31-35, F 2 Responses May 7, 2014

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    vinneh22 vinneh22 22-25, M 6 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    crazyybeautiful90 crazyybeautiful90 22-25, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    A student named Jacob was sitting in class one

    day and the teacher walked by and he asked her "How do you put an elephant in the fridge?" The teacher said "I don't know, how?" Jacob then said "You open the door and put it in there!" Then Jacob asked the teacher another question: "How do you put a giraffe in the fridge...
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 3 Responses Mar 3

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    Make your sentence, I got " I SMOKED WEED WITH

    AN OLD MAN BECAUSE I'M SEXY " xD
    SomethingPersonal SomethingPersonal 18-21, F 32 Responses Jan 10

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    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 8 Responses Feb 16

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    I don't care if I'M laughing loudly,

    I'M having fun and you're not :ppp
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    This might not be funny

    but this is what happen... Me and my friend saw this dude in a wheelchair one day. He was begging for money so, we gave him some money. The next day, I see this broke down two face con artist ratchet old man get up out his wheel chair walking like normal, smiling laughing and...
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F 5 Responses Mar 15

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 31 Responses Feb 7

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    A man gets pulled over by the police

    for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?" The driver says, "Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!" The cop says, “Really! Why is that? The driver replies," I could...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Feb 25

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    When something is 'new

    and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new!
    oldnotbald oldnotbald 56-60, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can

    make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you...
    Luvvya Luvvya 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 12, 2014

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