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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    Last night, laying in bed with my wife,

    I said: "I love you.". She asked: "Is that you, or the beer talking?" I said: "It's me. Talking to the beer....".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 17 Responses Jun 10

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    The Doors Sing "Reading Rainbow" Theme (Late

    Night with Jimmy Fallon) HAHAHAHAH
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    Friendship between women: - OMG.

    I am so fat. - Silly, you are not fat, you are perfect. Friendship between men: - I am fat. - Yes dude. And ugly too. :-))
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 11 Responses Jun 19

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    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses May 12

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    Guys, if a police woman will stop you

    and says "Anything you say can and will be held against you", don't say "boobs". Not working....
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 21 Responses Feb 3

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Feb 16

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    I just want to grab a fish out of my fish tank

    and slap a few people in the face with the fishes ***. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 7 Responses May 14

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    For the first time in a while,

    I've enjoyed myself!! Had a night full of laughter and I honestly enjoyed it!
    Catho Catho 18-21, F Jun 12

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 19 Responses Feb 9

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 12 Responses Feb 24

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    HAHAHAHA you smoke crack don't ya!

    ? YOU SMOKE CRACK DON'T YA!?
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I think I need some longer vacation.

    Probably 6 months. I mean twice a year would be ideal....
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I would like to watch a movie with my woman.

    Could you recommend a good woman?
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 29 Responses Feb 7

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    Laughter is the best medicine.

    . if your laughing for no reason, You need medicine!
    Lachdanan Lachdanan 26-30, M 4 Responses Jun 13

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    I laugh when I smoke I mean real laugh like

    belly laugh but at nothing .....
    hobby34 hobby34 31-35, M 2 Responses Jun 10

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    Vinneh23 Vinneh23 22-25, M 6 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    there's no honor among thieves.

    well, except for us of coarse...
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 36-40, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I find it funny that 30-50 year old guys

    without profile pics and experiences all about sex message me and think im actually gonna reply πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dumbasses
    violinmaster242 violinmaster242 13-15, F 14 Responses Jun 21

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    That moment when you try to free you from your

    undies and find proof that you went commando earlier.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    My neighbor's a moron .

    . .he volunteers as a cross walk guard a couple days a week , now he tells people he is in human trafficking. . . .
    woodyinya woodyinya 56-60, M 7 Responses May 12

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    That moment when you laugh till

    not only your stomach aches but also your whole body aches and your cheeks are watery from crying cause you were laughing too hard
    shikas shikas 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 7

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    Woke up with my credit card lying on my

    keyboard. I can't wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 11 Responses Apr 9

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    letmeloveurmind letmeloveurmind 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 12

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 41-45, F 20 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    I love people who make me laugh.

    I honestly think it's the thing I like the most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Apr 28

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    I have a tendency to see the funny side of life

    especially in situations that really shouldn't be funny. It has gotten me in trouble previously. With luck it will continue to do so.
    stillheart2015 stillheart2015 46-50, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. β€œHe fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.β€β€œNo, no, darling,” replied the mother. β€œHe must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    I must tell you about my serious problem.

    It always happening in the morning 5 minutes before I wake up. I am dreaming about waking up and going to the bathroom. Which means I pee myself in bed before I even wake up. It so embarrassing. I feel like a total idiot. My life sucks. How can I live like this? I went to the...
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    I wish I could be this straightforward.

    Turns out i'm too creepy to begin with :P
    alltimestrokes alltimestrokes 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 8 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    A married couple were arguing over a financial

    problem and the husband turns to his wife and says " You know after all these years I can't still don't understand how they could make you so beautiful and yet so dumb"! So the wife patiently responds " It really isn't that hard to figure out you see, they made me beautiful so...
    Taumilynn Taumilynn 36-40 6 Responses Apr 21

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    KataraC KataraC 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 21

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    Would you ever, ever,

    ever... Forget the moment a friend smiled with food or something stuck between their teeth?
    mytext mytext 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 7

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    Dear algebra, Stop asking me to find your X.

    She's not coming back. I don't know Y either.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 20

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    Yesterday me and my friend went to McDonald's

    and the person that took our order names was Jillian I we kept saying " hi Jillian" when she said" do I know you" so me and my friend pointed at her name tag. She was all like " my name is bob"😏
    BambiGrayhem BambiGrayhem 13-15, F Jun 15

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    Once I've advertised on Craigslist: "Wife

    wanted" I've got 23450 messages from men saying: "You can have mine".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 15 Responses a week ago

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    I have a problem with my wife.

    Strangely her reaction to complain is the same as the problem. She doesn't give a ****.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 5 Responses a week ago

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 11 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"