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    I just want to grab a fish out of my fish tank

    and slap a few people in the face with the fishes ***. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ 
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 7 Responses May 14

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    U & Me forever this way www.

    nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few others share their love stories with their friends, while some leave them as sweet memories for themselves within their hearts and few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 23

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    On driving away from my home on holiday,

    it became immediately apparent that I was being tailgated (tailed) by a white vehicle that was so close behind me that I couldn't read it's front registration in the mirror. I did everything humanly possible to shake it off, including driving at ludicrous speeds, weaving wildly...
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 23

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    and this gave me a REALLY good laugh.

    ..https://youtu.be/L1_W0LCHwK4
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Feb 16

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    TOWN COUNCILS: Reduce litter problems by

    issuing blind folk with pointy sticks.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M Jul 19

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    I called a divorce lawyer

    and asked him: - How much would you charge me to answer 3 questions? - $900. - Hey. That's a lot of money. Isn't it? - Yes. What's your third question?
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    bigdean17 bigdean17 26-30, M 2 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    I was watching a DVD the other day,

    and thought I'd have a look at the "deleted scenes" in the special features bit. There was nothing there.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M Jul 22

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    A POST-IT Note stuck beneath the nose is an

    ideal way to foil lip-readers.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M Jul 26

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    Woke up with my credit card lying on my

    keyboard. I can't wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 10 Responses Apr 9

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    a young preacher and an old preacher was having

    lunch together the younger one says just when my sermon is getting good my congregation falls asleep do you have any ideas to stop this? the older preacher says yes try this just when they ate starting to fall asleep say last night I kissed the wife of another man then when they...
    darktigeress darktigeress 26-30, F 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 19 Responses Feb 3

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    NoUsernameInserted NoUsernameInserted 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    Vinneh23 Vinneh23 22-25, M 5 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    In the doctors office two patients are talking

    "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake" "A sponge!" exclaims the other "And do you feel much pain" "No pain at all", says the first, "but do I get thirsty!"
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 19

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 7 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    I find it funny that 30-50 year old guys

    without profile pics and experiences all about sex message me and think im actually gonna reply ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ dumbasses
    violinmaster242 violinmaster242 13-15, F 13 Responses Jun 21

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    Last night, laying in bed with my wife,

    I said: "I love you.". She asked: "Is that you, or the beer talking?" I said: "It's me. Talking to the beer....".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 17 Responses Jun 10

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    Anon2721 Anon2721 13-15, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love people who make me laugh.

    I honestly think it's the thing I like the most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 28

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    A guy asks a divorce lawyer.

    - "Could you do the divorce on a very discreet way?" - "Of course I can." Answered the lawyer. "But what do you mean by very discreet way?" - "I don't want my wife would know about this otherwise she would kill me...."
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    delightfulapricot delightfulapricot 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    Friendship between women: - OMG.

    I am so fat. - Silly, you are not fat, you are perfect. Friendship between men: - I am fat. - Yes dude. And ugly too. :-))
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 10 Responses Jun 19

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. โ€œHe fought with me again! Iโ€™m coming over to live with you.โ€โ€œNo, no, darling,โ€ replied the mother. โ€œHe must pay for his mistake. Iโ€™m coming to live with you.โ€From Reader's Digest.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    Today I went to see my cousins new baby very

    beautiful btw... And her brothers friend was there he said yea , she's pretty but , yall, have too many kids ... Lol .. She said I got my tubes tied .. He said **** me too .... Lmao !! He's super handsome . So I said you don't have any kids .. He' said no , so I said up top and...
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 22 hrs ago

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 20

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    KataraC KataraC 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 21

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 11 Responses Feb 24

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    DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted

    for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses May 12

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    Because you can see the gorgeous smiles

    and sparkling eyes of those laughing with you.
    Amwsga Amwsga 56-60 Jul 20

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    A man goes to church

    and tells the priest "Father, I almost cheated on my wife." The priest asks him "How do you almost cheat on your wife?" The man says "Well, me and the woman were naked but we just rubbed against each other." The priest looks at him disgusted and says "Rubbing is the same as...
    bakfin bakfin 46-50, M 7 Responses Jul 25

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    Once I've advertised on Craigslist: "Wife

    wanted" I've got 23450 messages from men saying: "You can have mine".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 15 Responses Jun 23

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!๐Ÿ˜œ
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 18 Responses Feb 9

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyโ€™ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 41-45, F 19 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    Hubs n I have been married a long,

    long time. Always, we've enjoyed the physical. There are bad days. There are great days too. We can still lock eyes and set sparks flying. Hearts pound, pulses race. The intensity is still incredible. For awhile there, we kind of got a little out of sync. Suddenly it...
    1HelluvaMessGma 1HelluvaMessGma 61-65, F 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    laughter is good for the Heart.

    .Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.. Man It be so funny
    yvettemae48 yvettemae48 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Ok, so today I had to go to the doctor to get

    my leg checked because I think I can be an acrobat, but that's besides the point. This nurse comes in to check me out before the doctor. The guy asks me to move from the chair I was at, to those tables they have. A) I hurt my leg and my foot B) that looks pretty high Fine...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 10 Responses a week ago

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 29 Responses Feb 7

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    I don't know why they say bigamy is having one

    wife too many. Marriage is just the same....
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    Logic34 Logic34 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Theeeeee best! Laughter IS contagious!

    ๐Ÿ˜†โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‹
    Parkerluv1 Parkerluv1 22-25, M Jul 27

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    My wifeโ€™s jealousy is getting ridiculous.

    The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who the hell May was.