vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he...
the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.
It is a pity thought that the management system is so fking temperamental.
large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
for math in high school who was high functioning but couldn't tell gag questions from real ones. My class was almost all guys and jocks that had lots of harmless gags and innocent fun with her. They'd get their friends to fill large mailing envelopes with shaving cream and...
problem and the husband turns to his wife and says " You know after all these years I can't still don't understand how they could make you so beautiful and yet so dumb"! So the wife patiently responds " It really isn't that hard to figure out you see, they made me beautiful so...
- Abdul Al-Rhazim
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no.... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female.... sometimes camel
- Holy cow!!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isnt that hostile?
- Horse style, dog style, any style!
The man turned to him and said, " Lets talk."
Kid: "Ok, what do we talk about?"
Man ( making fun of the kid): " How about nuclear power?"
Kid: "Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question.... Horse, cow and deer, all eat grass, y et deer excretes pellets, cow flat...
and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb... And these 6-year-olds came up with:
It's always darkest before ...
daylight saving time.
Where there's smoke there's ...
Don't bite the hand...
and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
people's expense. We had an Art teacher who simply didn't have very good people skills with grade school aged students. She didn't really enjoy or get along with most of the students.
One of her favorite expressions was, "Don't give me any lip service."
Us kids hadn't heard...
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
Head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny
on it that I found in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the...
on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. .