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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    His name was Bubba. He was from Texas

    but he was in New York City and he needed a loan. He walked into a bank in the Big Apple and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000, and that he was not a...
    Mizzmelody2u Mizzmelody2u 46-50, F 2 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    A Bible group study leader says to his group,

    What would you do if you knew you only had four weeks left before the great Judgment Day? A gentleman says, I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives. Very good! says the group leader. One lady speaks...
    sonnybeach sonnybeach 56-60, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    Vinneh23 Vinneh23 22-25, M 6 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 20

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    Dear algebra, Stop asking me to find your X.

    She's not coming back. I don't know Y either.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 8 Responses Jun 24

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    Last night, laying in bed with my wife,

    I said: "I love you.". She asked: "Is that you, or the beer talking?" I said: "It's me. Talking to the beer....".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 17 Responses Jun 10

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    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses May 12

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 12 Responses Feb 24

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    KataraC KataraC 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 21

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    My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous.

    The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who the hell May was.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 6 Responses Jun 23

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 8 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    My 15th anniversary was June 30.

    It was a lovely day. I was off work. Piddled with this and that. Ran a few errands. Slogged my way through the backlog of laundry resulting from my day-and-a-half absence prior for another college road trip. He was at work. The kids were at play. Yep. It was a lovely day. July 3...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    I don't think I've ever been

    as happy with anyone.
    ApolloniaUK ApolloniaUK 13-15, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I would like to watch a movie with my woman.

    Could you recommend a good woman?
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 4 Responses Jun 28

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    Once I've advertised on Craigslist: "Wife

    wanted" I've got 23450 messages from men saying: "You can have mine".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 15 Responses Jun 23

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    I have a problem with my wife.

    Strangely her reaction to complain is the same as the problem. She doesn't give a ****.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 5 Responses Jun 23

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    This one's a bit old now,

    but I remember laughing out loud the first time I saw this years ago... If you've never seen this clip from The One Ronnie and are looking for a good pun or two? You might get a few chuckles out of this one ;) My Blackberry Is Not Working! - https://youtu.be/kAG39jKi0lI Enjoy...
    sweet7sephora sweet7sephora 26-30, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I just want to grab a fish out of my fish tank

    and slap a few people in the face with the fishes ***. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 7 Responses May 14

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    Gary was having a yard sale.

    A minister bought a lawn mower but returned it a few days later, complaining that it wouldn't run. It'll run, said Gary. But you have to curse at it to get it started. The minister was shocked. I have not uttered a curse in 30 years. Just keep pulling on the starter rope the...
    sonnybeach sonnybeach 56-60, M 2 days ago

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Feb 16

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    Did you know: There is a species of a kangaroo

    that can jump higher than the average house. This is because if the powerful legs the kangaroo has......... And the fact that a house cannot jump
    aprisonerofazkaban aprisonerofazkaban 22-25, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    riverz riverz 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    Good day.!! Are you in need of a loan?

    ? email me for more information. samlewis4047@gmail.com Sam. loan agent.
    Toby0147 Toby0147 46-50, M 16 hrs ago

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    Oh **** you guys....I woke up an found the

    monopoly man unconscious...under my kitchen table...with my blanket....& pillow. My mom and her friends were at my place last night cause it's bigger...they left him here. Lmao. I'm gonna sit and wait for him to wake..setting the monopoly board up now. Pictures to follow. :)
    BillyLovette BillyLovette 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    This wasn't me, but it sounds like something

    that would happen to me!! I was coming back from visiting my son in my Miami and I stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine, “Hey! How’s it going?” Although I was quite surprised, and...
    sonnybeach sonnybeach 56-60, M 1 day ago

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    HAHAHAHA you smoke crack don't ya!

    ? YOU SMOKE CRACK DON'T YA!?
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M Jun 26

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    I have a tendency to see the funny side of life

    especially in situations that really shouldn't be funny. It has gotten me in trouble previously. With luck it will continue to do so.
    stillheart2015 stillheart2015 46-50, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Laughter is a wonderful gift.

    It is a shame we do not give it more.
    Olivia1962 Olivia1962 51-55, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Friendship between women: - OMG.

    I am so fat. - Silly, you are not fat, you are perfect. Friendship between men: - I am fat. - Yes dude. And ugly too. :-))
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 11 Responses Jun 19

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    A married couple were arguing over a financial

    problem and the husband turns to his wife and says " You know after all these years I can't still don't understand how they could make you so beautiful and yet so dumb"! So the wife patiently responds " It really isn't that hard to figure out you see, they made me beautiful so...
    Taumilynn Taumilynn 36-40 6 Responses Apr 21

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 29 Responses Feb 7

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    That moment when you try to free you from your

    undies and find proof that you went commando earlier.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    I wish I could be this straightforward.

    Turns out i'm too creepy to begin with :P
    alltimestrokes alltimestrokes 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    I went to a tattoo salon.

    I asked the guy make a tattoo on my d1ck which says "I know, right". He said he probably can make one says "ikr". I am just wondering is it a popular acronym? Everyone knows the meaning?
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 4 Responses Jun 28

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 21 Responses Feb 3

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    The Doors Sing "Reading Rainbow" Theme (Late

    Night with Jimmy Fallon) HAHAHAHAH
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M Jun 28

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    Guys, if a police woman will stop you

    and says "Anything you say can and will be held against you", don't say "boobs". Not working....
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 23

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 41-45, F 20 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 19 Responses Feb 9

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    I must tell you about my serious problem.

    It always happening in the morning 5 minutes before I wake up. I am dreaming about waking up and going to the bathroom. Which means I pee myself in bed before I even wake up. It so embarrassing. I feel like a total idiot. My life sucks. How can I live like this? I went to the...
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    A Farmer named Clyde A farmer named Clyde had

    a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde .. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie..." "I...
    sonnybeach sonnybeach 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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