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    Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin he

    built himself. This was a joke from a book when I was a kid. It made me laugh so hard because I did not get it at first. I think those are the funniest ones.
    Camille7 Camille7 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    A married couple were arguing over a financial

    problem and the husband turns to his wife and says " You know after all these years I can't still don't understand how they could make you so beautiful and yet so dumb"! So the wife patiently responds " It really isn't that hard to figure out you see, they made me beautiful so...
    Taumilynn Taumilynn 36-40 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    Make your sentence, I got " I SMOKED WEED WITH

    AN OLD MAN BECAUSE I'M SEXY " xD
    SomethingPersonal SomethingPersonal 18-21, F 31 Responses Jan 10

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    4 stages of marriage -Mad

    for each other .Made for each other. Mad at each other Mad because of each other.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 5, 2014

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    A woman was taking an afternoon nap.

    When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. She was restless for the rest of the day, noting that her husband did not go berserk on that deliberate suggestion...... That...
    sacredlysensual sacredlysensual 61-65, M 4 Responses Apr 4

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    A senior citizen drove his brand new Mustang

    out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the power of the car .. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down the highway, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol car, blue lights flashing and...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    The owner of a golf course was confused about

    paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 23 Responses Feb 3

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 10 Responses Feb 24

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    watched an episode of The Nanny

    while waiting for my phone to charge. and OMG it'd so hilarious that it hurts so much just from laughing plus taking care not to laugh out too loud cuz its 3 am.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 15

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    Vinneh23 Vinneh23 22-25, M 6 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Here's a good giggle

    for a Friday :)
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 20 Responses Feb 9

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 31 Responses Feb 7

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    Funny how when technology fails,

    will cause serious misunderstanding.
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 5 Responses Apr 11

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    A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his

    wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened up further. The needle hit 9...
    sacredlysensual sacredlysensual 61-65, M 4 Responses Mar 28

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 23 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    This made me laugh out loud.

    Who in the world?! Oh my gosh people... But I do have my weird moments. Might have to do this to freak out my husband.
    astrokitty4341 astrokitty4341 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was just in a group chat with my cuzens lol

    we had a laugh .... These r the days i love i wish they stay like this ;) i know they won't
    ThisIsMe987 ThisIsMe987 16-17, F Apr 4

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    CantThinkOfAUserNameLol CantThinkOfAUserNameLol 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 8, 2014

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    it's medicine for the soul right.

    Had a great laugh with two of my friends on here just last night we talked and laughed for an hour about silly things I really appreciate a good sense of humor good to have people that are just friends that understand each other and can just laugh together about the crazy things...
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 28

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    Blueeyedboy70i Blueeyedboy70i 41-45, M 13 Responses Feb 16

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    sacredlysensual sacredlysensual 61-65, M 4 Responses Apr 3

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    CuriousCutiePie CuriousCutiePie 36-40, F 6 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    My husband sometimes works from home.

    I remember he told a client to download "team viewer" so he could work on her computer and she thought he said "teen viewer" which he was like "nooooooooo!"
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    iwillsavethenature iwillsavethenature 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!!

    Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is why, I simply love to make people laugh. I...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 13 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    Those types of laughs

    that has your stomach hurting, tears coming out of your eyes, and that makes you sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma.
    SloaneJ SloaneJ 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 7 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 15 Responses 5 days ago

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    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 8 Responses Feb 16

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    Lost in the Desert A traveler became lost in

    the desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. Reduced to crawling, he was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front...
    sacredlysensual sacredlysensual 61-65, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    Poor Old

    Man! ------------------------------------------- An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far...
    sacredlysensual sacredlysensual 61-65, M Apr 6

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 31-35, F 2 Responses May 7, 2014

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    Parking Spot A guy was driving down the street

    in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven, he said: "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking spot...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses Feb 24

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    Was wondering why my arse hurt.

    Realized my keys were back there. Enjoy it. Me rarely posts mistakes. Lol.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 5 Responses Apr 10

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    How to link with memory!

    A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking to his friends about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called...
    sacredlysensual sacredlysensual 61-65, M 1 Response Apr 13

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    I cracked up thru the entire JB roast last

    night. Felt so good to laugh so much. I realized though that a lab I've had for almost a six months hasn't heard me laugh before. I kept sitting in front of me looking like "what is that noise"
    bemyfrnd01 bemyfrnd01 46-50, F 5 Responses Mar 31

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