I Love a Good Laugh

I don't like a guy who over tells a joke, or forces his humor on u...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for awhile she's really hot. I want the...

As a law enforcement officer I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab. I hope this helps.Let me know...

Dear Alcohol.....

We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer....

I saw the video.

We need to talk...

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.

The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me...

A male and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both...

Who doesn't love a good laugh? This is something funny that happened to me yesterday.  We recently bought one of those pools that pops up as you fill it with water.  It has the capacity to hold about 4 feet of water.  So it isn't...

This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the...

TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 
3. Some people are alive only because it's...

which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

the outside :D

Screw you! There's two ways this can go.
1- I wife you and we make it official with a jumping high five in front of a medium to moderately large explosion, in slow-mo.
Or...
2- we remain friends even after this EP phase is done and...

Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is...

This happened when I was around 10 years. I was playing football with a few my of friends. in the park. One of my friends had earlier pulled the chair just at the time I was about to sit on it, so that made me quite cross with him. Not...

There is nothing like sin,Unless we think it is.
"Knock. Knock. Knock" – silent, dull sound crossed the murky space of the confessional.
The Church of the Virgin Mother was filled with dozens of worshipers and spectators. Some of them...

Sometimes I would listen to my radio at work and 2 of my favorite disc jockeys worked the afternoon shift.On what is now Jam'N 94.5(it was WZOU at the time),it was Gary "Human" Numan,who would start his show with his Joke of the Day.I...

Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was...

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage.

The panda pauses on his way out, produces a...

A couple of days ago, I held the door for three or four families before I entered the store I was visiting. They pushed right by and seemed to ignore my very existence. Not a single person said "thank you!"

This was very frustrating...

A man is lying on an empty beach, sunbathing in the nude. He looks up to see a little girl approaching him. He looks frantically for something to cover himself with. He quickly grabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going...