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    KataraC KataraC 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 21

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    TOWN COUNCILS: Reduce litter problems by

    issuing blind folk with pointy sticks.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M Jul 19

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    U & Me forever this way www.

    nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few others share their love stories with their friends, while some leave them as sweet memories for themselves within their hearts and few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Coolzcat Coolzcat 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 7 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    A married couple were arguing over a financial

    problem and the husband turns to his wife and says " You know after all these years I can't still don't understand how they could make you so beautiful and yet so dumb"! So the wife patiently responds " It really isn't that hard to figure out you see, they made me beautiful so...
    Taumilynn Taumilynn 36-40 4 Responses Apr 21

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    Last night, laying in bed with my wife,

    I said: "I love you.". She asked: "Is that you, or the beer talking?" I said: "It's me. Talking to the beer....".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 17 Responses Jun 10

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Feb 16

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 21 Responses Feb 3

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    Because you can see the gorgeous smiles

    and sparkling eyes of those laughing with you.
    Amwsga Amwsga 56-60 Jul 20

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    If money doesn't grow on trees,

    the why do banks have branches? LOL
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 7 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 12 Responses Feb 24

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    Vinneh23 Vinneh23 22-25, M 5 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Went out last night to a comedy show.

    Haven't laughed that hard in years! :) need laughter back in my life.
    trin2013 trin2013 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    Once I've advertised on Craigslist: "Wife

    wanted" I've got 23450 messages from men saying: "You can have mine".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 15 Responses Jun 23

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    Friendship between women: - OMG.

    I am so fat. - Silly, you are not fat, you are perfect. Friendship between men: - I am fat. - Yes dude. And ugly too. :-))
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 10 Responses Jun 19

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    U & Me forever this way www.

    nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few others share their love stories with their friends, while some leave them as sweet memories for themselves within their hearts and few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    and this gave me a REALLY good laugh.

    ..https://youtu.be/L1_W0LCHwK4
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 20

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    "Joy Land - where the fun never ends!

    !" claimed the advert for my local theme park. Imagine my disappointment when I was there, and it closed at 10pm.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 18

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    In the doctors office two patients are talking

    "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake" "A sponge!" exclaims the other "And do you feel much pain" "No pain at all", says the first, "but do I get thirsty!"
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 19

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    My neighbours were a bit spooked

    and puzzled by a series of strange flashing lights in the sky above their home. It was only when it was pointed out to them that they lived in a lighthouse that the mystery was solved.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    Woke up with my credit card lying on my

    keyboard. I can't wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 10 Responses Apr 9

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    delightfulapricot delightfulapricot 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Sowwee!!! It's just fun guys!

    !! Well, in some cases!!! 😂😂😂
    IBelongToAlison IBelongToAlison 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    Logic34 Logic34 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses May 12

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    I find it funny that 30-50 year old guys

    without profile pics and experiences all about sex message me and think im actually gonna reply 😂😂 dumbasses
    violinmaster242 violinmaster242 13-15, F 13 Responses Jun 21

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    When i die i want someone dress up like a grim

    reaper in my funeral. Just stand in the corner and do nothing hahahha
    DeathThrone DeathThrone 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 11

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    On driving away from my home on holiday,

    it became immediately apparent that I was being tailgated (tailed) by a white vehicle that was so close behind me that I couldn't read it's front registration in the mirror. I did everything humanly possible to shake it off, including driving at ludicrous speeds, weaving wildly...
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    A man goes to church

    and tells the priest "Father, I almost cheated on my wife." The priest asks him "How do you almost cheat on your wife?" The man says "Well, me and the woman were naked but we just rubbed against each other." The priest looks at him disgusted and says "Rubbing is the same as...
    bakfin bakfin 46-50, M 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    Save money on expensive personal address books!

    Simply take a telephone directory, and cross out the names and addresses of the people in it that you don't know.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M Jul 18

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    A farmer went into a feed store to get some new

    animals for his farm. The clerk ask May I help you sir? The farmer says yes I need a rooster. The clerk says OK but we call them c.o.c.k.s. the farmer says whatever I still need one. The clerk ask is there anything else? The farmer says yes I need a hen.the clerk says OK but we...
    waterman1065 waterman1065 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous.

    The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who the hell May was.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 6 Responses Jun 23

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    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 13

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    My neighbor's a moron .

    . .he volunteers as a cross walk guard a couple days a week , now he tells people he is in human trafficking. . . .
    woodyinya woodyinya 56-60, M 7 Responses May 12

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    Ok, so today I had to go to the doctor to get

    my leg checked because I think I can be an acrobat, but that's besides the point. This nurse comes in to check me out before the doctor. The guy asks me to move from the chair I was at, to those tables they have. A) I hurt my leg and my foot B) that looks pretty high Fine...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 9 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 18 Responses Feb 9

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    A bloke goes to the pub.

    On getting home, his wife is pretty angry with him. "What do you think you're doing staggering in half drunk like this???!!??" She demands. "I ran out of money" he replies.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 18

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    EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work.

    Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid.
    Herbidacious Herbidacious 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 18

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 29 Responses Feb 7

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...