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I Love a Good Laugh

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    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

    Nothing, they just waved. Do you sea what I did there?
    ludix ludix 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 9 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Lol some days are really good.

    for the most part I'm depressed and stuff but the good days are also there to look forward to.making friends and talking people who get me on here are truly part of the good days. *Plays happy in the background*💃
    dreamsNscreams dreamsNscreams 18-21, F Jul 8

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    I tried this with a friend a few years ago.

    Apparently he doesn't have the good sense of humor like me!👆👆👆
    BossiRossi BossiRossi 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Relationships are hard - it's like a full time

    job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can

    make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you...
    albanianw albanianw 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    If there are any idiots in the room,

    will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you...
    Twin27 Twin27 26-30, M Apr 6

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    Laughing Q: What do toys

    and womens breasts have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
    busty73 busty73 56-60, F 8 Responses Dec 6, 2013

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    A man talking to God: The man: “God,

    how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?” God: “To me it’s a penny.” The man: “God, may I have a penny?” God: “Wait a minute.”
    albanianw albanianw 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    The Job Applicant

    A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer. "And what are your strengths?" "I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    Ethics

    A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a beautiful woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 5 Responses Oct 6, 2013

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    BossiRossi BossiRossi 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 17

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    “Now, that looks like a happily married

    couple.” Remarks the husband. “Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 19

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    I have my best laughs

    when I'm sitting with my siblings at the table eating breakfast. Our laughter is induced by some of the randomest **** ever. It starts off randomly but then once one of us starts laughing, it starts a chain reaction and then we avoid looking each other (only to fail...
    MindvsHeartAJ MindvsHeartAJ 18-21, T Jun 9

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    lizzie2u lizzie2u 31-35, F 9 Responses 3 days ago

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 26-30, F 3 Responses May 7

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    A husband and wife just went to bed

    after a long days work. As they are laying there the neighbors dog starts barking. After 10 mins. the wife says I've had enough of this I'm going to do something about it. A few mins. later she climbs back in bed and says there all done. The husband say to her "but the dog is...
    jimmimax22 jimmimax22 46-50, M 3 Responses Jun 18

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    I am always finding a reason to laugh lol is

    like a automatic responce with me :))))
    unicorn44 unicorn44 13-15 Jul 12

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    Gilliankay Gilliankay 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    Three leaders of the big beer companies meet

    for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks? Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren't...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 5

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    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    lizzie2u lizzie2u 31-35, F 10 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    [to his teacher] "I'm 1 year old *****

    but I KNOW not to take this note home.. this is an *** whoopin' you're pinning on my shirt." -- MIKE EPPS
    elle2122 elle2122 36-40, F Jun 28

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    Outsmarted By A Woman

    When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I...
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt 26-30, F 9 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    yalalast yalalast 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 16

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    lizzie2u lizzie2u 31-35, F 12 Responses Jun 29

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    HUSBAND'S MESSAGE: Hi Honey,

    I got hit by a car in the office parking lot. Paula took me to the hospital. They have conducted many tests and taken numerous x-rays. The blow to the head is serious and may have lasting effects. I have three broken ribs, a spinal injury, multiple lacerations, a broken...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M 6 Responses Apr 28

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    successhasnoface successhasnoface 13-15, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I really laugh out loud

    and I totally love to laugh and enjoy jokes and small lil funny things.. ;)
    donotfollowme donotfollowme 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    How to make a Vodka Christmas cake.

    .1 cup sugar,1 tsp. baking powder,1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt ,1 cup brown sugar,Lemon juice,4 large eggs,Nuts,1......bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit.Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 5 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    Reading The Paper

    I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Oct 11, 2013

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    lizzie2u lizzie2u 31-35, F 9 Responses Apr 6

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    Love to laugh its so important in

    who I surround myself with friends, boyfriends and family! I love to laugh everyday! Why not! 😂😃
    TashaBbb TashaBbb 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I love a good laugh!!

    ! I find it very therapeutic. A chuckle or giggle is nice and polite laugh is enjoyable, but I am referring to an out-loud, bring you to tears belly laugh shared with others or alone that leaves you somewhat breathless and completely rejuvenated.
    selaparty selaparty 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 11 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 11 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    I really do enjoy a good laugh,

    whether it's with another person or myself I love to laugh! Hahahahaha :D
    faithomfg faithomfg 16-17, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 23 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    Which condom would u use?

    ADT Condoms - Always thereAT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone; Rethink PossibleAllstate Condoms - You're in good handsAvis Condoms - Trying harder than everBounty Condoms - The quicker picker upperCalifornia Lotto Condoms - Who`s next?Campbell's Soup Condoms -  Mmm, Mmm...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2013

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    Penis Size

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, this is a very interesting book about sexual...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 4 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    The strong young man at the construction site

    was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jun 19

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    cristina44 cristina44 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 30

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    vinneh22 vinneh22 22-25, M 9 Responses Jul 7

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    Cold Weenie

    A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 8 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    I love British sense of humour.

    I have laughed to the point of tears with series like: Mr Bean Faulty towers Yes Minister Even with Benny Hill !!!!
    pacodad pacodad 70+, M 2 Responses Jun 9

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    TEACHER: Why are you late,

    Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jun 8

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    Ok math problem guys jimmy has 50 cakes

    and he eats 45 what does jimmy have ? Answer: Diabetes
    smilesarewarm4 smilesarewarm4 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    After explaining the situation to his divorce

    lawyer, Mickey Mouse sat quietly. Mickey's divorce lawyer thumbed through the paperwork and finally looked up and said "I'm sorry Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's a little silly." Mickey replied "I didn't say she was silly, I said she was...
    KevNCat KevNCat 41-45 2 Responses Jan 4

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    BigAsset BigAsset 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 15

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    Silly

    Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was going to split open, had trouble breathing, but...
    MacabreFanatic MacabreFanatic 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 20, 2012

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    A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of

    seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 17

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!!

    Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is why, I simply love to make people laugh. I...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 13 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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