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I Love a Good Laugh

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    A man talking to God: The man: “God,

    how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?” God: “To me it’s a penny.” The man: “God, may I have a penny?” God: “Wait a minute.”
    mag7rnd mag7rnd 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    I love annoying her!!

    !!😜😜😂😂
    AwkwardlyClumsy AwkwardlyClumsy 16-17, F Jul 17

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    Which condom would u use?

    ADT Condoms - Always thereAT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone; Rethink PossibleAllstate Condoms - You're in good handsAvis Condoms - Trying harder than everBounty Condoms - The quicker picker upperCalifornia Lotto Condoms - Who`s next?Campbell's Soup Condoms -  Mmm, Mmm...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2013

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 12 Responses Jun 29

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 23 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    Silly

    Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was going to split open, had trouble breathing, but...
    MacabreFanatic MacabreFanatic 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 20, 2012

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    How to make a Vodka Christmas cake.

    .1 cup sugar,1 tsp. baking powder,1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt ,1 cup brown sugar,Lemon juice,4 large eggs,Nuts,1......bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit.Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 5 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    Outsmarted By A Woman

    When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I...
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt 26-30, F 10 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 11 Responses Apr 6

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    And God promised men

    that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world...then he made the earth round, and laughed and laughed.
    enlightenme2 enlightenme2 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    I love to laugh at stupid comedy slap stick

    comedy dirty comedy ironic comedy you know good stuff 😆
    CRizma7 CRizma7 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 21

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    vinneh22 vinneh22 22-25, M 8 Responses Jul 7

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    Penis Size

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, this is a very interesting book about sexual...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 4 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    Laughing Q: What do toys

    and womens breasts have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
    busty73 busty73 56-60, F 8 Responses Dec 6, 2013

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    cristina44 cristina44 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 30

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    I really do enjoy a good laugh,

    whether it's with another person or myself I love to laugh! Hahahahaha :D
    Faithlovee Faithlovee 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 23

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    HUSBAND'S MESSAGE: Hi Honey,

    I got hit by a car in the office parking lot. Paula took me to the hospital. They have conducted many tests and taken numerous x-rays. The blow to the head is serious and may have lasting effects. I have three broken ribs, a spinal injury, multiple lacerations, a broken...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M 6 Responses Apr 28

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    I had sent someone to buy me a pack of soya

    chunks.He did not understand what I wanted and bought me a pack of cigarettes instead..I don't smoke So you can imagine the look on my face.I laughed a lot after that.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    yalalast yalalast 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 16

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    It's just laughing is

    so much more happy hahaha xx
    megan1241 megan1241 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 27

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    After explaining the situation to his divorce

    lawyer, Mickey Mouse sat quietly. Mickey's divorce lawyer thumbed through the paperwork and finally looked up and said "I'm sorry Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's a little silly." Mickey replied "I didn't say she was silly, I said she was...
    KevNCat KevNCat 41-45 2 Responses Jan 4

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 10 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    I love a good laugh!!

    ! I find it very therapeutic. A chuckle or giggle is nice and polite laugh is enjoyable, but I am referring to an out-loud, bring you to tears belly laugh shared with others or alone that leaves you somewhat breathless and completely rejuvenated.
    selaparty selaparty 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    Nothing like spending a weekend away with

    family & friends.. Drinking, laughing and just enjoying each other's company! Makes me appreciate these good times in my life. Nothing a good laugh and a good time can't fix.
    Anxiousgirl13 Anxiousgirl13 18-21 Aug 3

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    Whenever it looked like a battle would be

    imminent, an old pirate captain would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of his crew members asked him what it meant. The pirate captain replied, "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That...
    AwkwardlyClumsy AwkwardlyClumsy 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!!

    Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is why, I simply love to make people laugh. I...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 13 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    The Job Applicant

    A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer. "And what are your strengths?" "I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    It is only when a mosquito lands on your

    testicles that you realise... There is always a way to solve problems without using violence!
    enlightenme2 enlightenme2 51-55, F 4 Responses Aug 6

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    You can tell a lot about a women from her hands.

    For example, if her hands are placed around your throat she's probably only slightly upset.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 3 Responses Aug 5

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    Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair

    on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses 4 days ago

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    Ok math problem guys jimmy has 50 cakes

    and he eats 45 what does jimmy have ? Answer: Diabetes
    smilesarewarm4 smilesarewarm4 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I just love people who can make me laugh.

    I think they just bring such good vibes.❤️
    tolii tolii 13-15, F Jul 6

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    Relationships are hard - it's like a full time

    job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    When somebody is having a juicy argument over

    social media, I'm sitting at home like...
    Nolove89 Nolove89 22-25, F a week ago

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    Nolove89 Nolove89 22-25, F 7 Responses Aug 11

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    Lol some days are really good.

    for the most part I'm depressed and stuff but the good days are also there to look forward to.making friends and talking people who get me on here are truly part of the good days. *Plays happy in the background*💃
    dreamsNscreams dreamsNscreams 18-21, F Jul 8

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 26-30, F 3 Responses May 7

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    I like to make lots of jokes

    when I am ready - but it is caribbean style , and off the tip of the tongue .
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    Love to laugh its so important in

    who I surround myself with friends, boyfriends and family! I love to laugh everyday! Why not! 😂😃
    TashaBbb TashaBbb 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    A person who can make you laugh improves your

    life! It's true! Life can get so complicated with the worries of finance, work and everyday living. To laugh is to remove some of that for just so few moments.
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F Aug 11

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    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    Cold Weenie

    A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 9 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    I really laugh out loud

    and I totally love to laugh and enjoy jokes and small lil funny things.. ;)
    donotfollowme donotfollowme 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 24

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    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

    Nothing, they just waved. Do you sea what I did there?
    ludix ludix 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    Reading The Paper

    I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Oct 11, 2013

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    I am always finding a reason to laugh lol is

    like a automatic responce with me :))))
    unicorn44 unicorn44 13-15 Jul 12

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    I tried this with a friend a few years ago.

    Apparently he doesn't have the good sense of humor like me!👆👆👆
    AwkwardlyClumsy AwkwardlyClumsy 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Ethics

    A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a beautiful woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 5 Responses Oct 6, 2013

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