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I Love a Good Laugh

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    In Court

    A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing...
    nevernohow nevernohow 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle

    and came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... +Tourist:$5.00 +Broiled Missionary:$10.00 +Fried Explorer: $15.00 +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and...
    demorcan demorcan 61-65, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Please tell me a joke.

    Nothing racist, but funny and good. Can be anything.
    BunniesCry BunniesCry 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 8

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 10 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    No wonder why he has to get drunk

    before he bang her....look at this internet mess!!!!
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    I love a good laugh because laughing is

    contagious, this is why I have pictures like this in my phone. Share why you love a good laugh 👍
    nopathnogoalnolife nopathnogoalnolife 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 27

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    great job....we need to document her

    as an illegal stalker and life goes on.. What a twit
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    CantThinkOfAUserNameLol CantThinkOfAUserNameLol 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 8

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    A very successful businessman had a meeting

    with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Nov 5

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    Not one man in their right mind would stay with

    this ...There must be more to her story....haaaaahaaaa
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    Peacepuppy Peacepuppy 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 6

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    It was a warm June night,

    the sun just a glimpse above the horizon, with a slight breeze, brushing lightly against my skin. I could feel my dark brown hair flowing with the direction of the wind as i went round and round on the carousel. I closed my eyes and listened to the soft carnival music in the...
    angellove19 angellove19 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 7

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    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 7 Responses Oct 30

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 26-30, F 2 Responses May 7

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    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    I don't usually attempt to talk to someone I

    find attractive, I kind of ignore them unless they talk to me. Dumb but whatever. So on Sunday, at a monthly event, there is a person I find so extremely kind and funny and ehem gorgeous. My sentence came out completely jumbled and I forgot what I was going to say so I turned...
    Peacepuppy Peacepuppy 22-25, F 6 Responses Nov 11

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    For some people, getting to fly with the United

    States Air Force Thunderbirds is a dream come true, and for comedian Bill Engvall, it was no exception. On the album "15 Degrees Off Cool", he talked about his experience flying with them as only he could. One of the best parts was when the canopy to the cockpit closed and the...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M Oct 27

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    The Job Applicant

    A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer. "And what are your strengths?" "I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    Reading The Paper

    I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 11, 2013

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Apr 6

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    Laughing is so therapeutic :) no matter what,

    it does help. Just makes me feel a little lighter
    Karliya Karliya 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 29

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    so I don't get how much I love being with

    myself.. It makes me sad sometimes, because I feel that it's not that I'm happy with myself I just can't move on from my first love
    brendi1234 brendi1234 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    I love to laugh. I sometimes laugh at situations

    that shouldn't even be funny. I guess I can find some humor in anything.
    ReignLove ReignLove 26-30, F Oct 28

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    SouthernItaliano SouthernItaliano 51-55, M Oct 29

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    4 stages of marriage -Mad

    for each other .Made for each other. Mad at each other Mad because of each other.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 5

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    Which condom would u use?

    ADT Condoms - Always thereAT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone; Rethink PossibleAllstate Condoms - You're in good handsAvis Condoms - Trying harder than everBounty Condoms - The quicker picker upperCalifornia Lotto Condoms - Who`s next?Campbell's Soup Condoms -  Mmm, Mmm...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2013

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can

    make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you...
    mag7rnd mag7rnd 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 22

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    So I work at skyzone

    so today we had to clean and get these helium balloons down so when we did one of my coworkers took them and sucked out the helium and made us all laugh and I was laughing soo hard my abs were hurting lol
    phillfilas phillfilas 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 30

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    A woman was getting swamped with calls from

    strangers. The reason? A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. "I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't you change yours?" The company refused, so she said, "Fine...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 9

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    Outsmarted By A Woman

    When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I...
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt 26-30, F 12 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    Penis Size

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, this is a very interesting book about sexual...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 8 Responses Sep 8

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Silly

    Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was going to split open, had trouble breathing, but...
    MacabreFanatic MacabreFanatic 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 20, 2012

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    Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course

    and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 8

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    The reactions of kids

    when parents tell them they ate all their Halloween candy..... Funny stuff! http://www.buzzfeed.com/maycie/jimmy-kimmel-had-parents-tell-their-kids-they-ate-their-hall?bffb&s=mobile
    Jadedlace Jadedlace 36-40, F 7 Responses Nov 4

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 24

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 11 Responses Jun 29

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!!

    Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is why, I simply love to make people laugh. I...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 13 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent

    to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.” The next applicant, a Russian...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple,

    went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 5

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    A male patient is lying in hospital,

    wearing an oxygen mask over his nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet...
    enlightenme2 enlightenme2 51-55, F 12 Responses Sep 1

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    Cold Weenie

    A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 9 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    Lakee112812 Lakee112812 36-40, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Have you ever been around those people

    that get annoyed because you laugh so much? I guess I don't see what the big deal is, I just laugh and move on. Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.
    Sweetchic5 Sweetchic5 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 6

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    It brings more positivity

    and it uplifts my mood.
    MissGee22 MissGee22 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 13

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    Walking with my arm around my wife I suggested

    we head off the track to make love in amongst the bushes and long grass as we did so many years ago. She replied,"How the hell do you think we will get up off the ground?" (Raucous laughter).
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses Oct 25

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    The kinda laugh that seems contagious.

    ..Ya know the kinda laugh that just makes you wanna laugh too
    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F Nov 8

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    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 Response