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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 23 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    Which condom would u use?

    ADT Condoms - Always thereAT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone; Rethink PossibleAllstate Condoms - You're in good handsAvis Condoms - Trying harder than everBounty Condoms - The quicker picker upperCalifornia Lotto Condoms - Who`s next?Campbell's Soup Condoms -  Mmm, Mmm...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2013

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    vinneh22 vinneh22 22-25, M 7 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Don't you just love the moments

    when u start laughing and you really can't stop? Unfortunately it doesn't happen too often, but when it does..oh God! I've realized that really sarcastic and stupid thing makes me laugh like that! Like at one moment when u think a situation cannot get any worse..boom it does! It...
    tussilagos tussilagos 22-25, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Andalousia Andalousia 31-35, F Feb 11

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 31-35, F 2 Responses May 7, 2014

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    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    CantThinkOfAUserNameLol CantThinkOfAUserNameLol 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 8, 2014

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    I died laughing because my cat's hyped on pain

    meds from the vet after being fixed. He tried to run down the stairs and half assed it, just about falling down the stairs.
    pizzagarden pizzagarden 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    Parking Spot A guy was driving down the street

    in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven, he said: "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking spot...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    So my ex, whom I had kicked out

    for cheating on me in november last year, called me several times and left me a voice message, saying that she needs a place to stay cause her boyfriend kicked her out of his place. I called her up just so she could hear me laugh. Sure I'm a jerk, but she had that coming.
    QuilltonX QuilltonX 18-21, M 9 Responses Jan 29

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    I can't help but laugh

    when I see that some people look like their cars.
    latrice2173 latrice2173 22-25, F Feb 3

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    My mother always says she prefers the simple

    things in life....like men, for example!
    SiriusGrey SiriusGrey 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 20

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    Although we were being married in New Hampshire,

    I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding. My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony. Our friend thought for a moment. Then he said solemnly, "It's a good thing she's not...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can

    make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you...
    Luvvya Luvvya 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 12, 2014

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    One morning, Kevin wakes up to find his dog

    dead, lying next to his bed. He can't quite believe it, so he decides to take his dog to the vet. The vet takes one look at the dog and says "Kevin, I'm truly sorry, but your dog is dead!" "No, he can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" The doctor nods and agrees. He goes...
    modd096 modd096 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 8

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!!

    Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus ,energizing you quickly. Laugh is like a magic. Laugh is just like catharsis. That is why, I simply love to make people laugh. I...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 13 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    Penis Size

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, this is a very interesting book about sexual...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 8 Responses Feb 16

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    This woman’s husband had been slipping in

    and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I...
    oldnotbald oldnotbald 56-60, M 10 Responses Feb 17

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 32 Responses Feb 7

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    What did the farmer say

    when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?" I know it's silly but it's one of my favorites:)
    ChellyBelly88 ChellyBelly88 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 27

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    Bad Chicken Day Q: Which day of the week do

    chickens hate most? A: Fry-day!
    BytheBy BytheBy 46-50, F 9 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    4 stages of marriage -Mad

    for each other .Made for each other. Mad at each other Mad because of each other.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 5, 2014

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    Make your sentence, I got " I SMOKED WEED WITH

    AN OLD MAN BECAUSE I'M SEXY " xD
    SomethingPersonal SomethingPersonal 18-21, F 32 Responses Jan 10

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 25 Responses Feb 3

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    Blueeyedboy70i Blueeyedboy70i 41-45, M 15 Responses Feb 16

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    So my on my birthday i got new headphones she

    then later told me to "Put that box in the recycling bin" So i did. 1month later they broke and my mom said "I didn't say recycle that box i was talking about the Tv box" And my obvious response was "You didn't specify so i put the box that i just got into the bin not the Tv box...
    MrUnglazeDonut MrUnglazeDonut 18-21, M Feb 5

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 24, 2014

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    Lakee112812 Lakee112812 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 16, 2014

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    We have the blocked Google

    and the real Google years
    Googlehasgoogles123 Googlehasgoogles123 51-55, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    Just because I have a crude sense of humour,

    doesnt mean I am open to solicitations.
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Returning to West Point late one night,

    Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate. “Halt and identify yourself!” “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman. The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    So my twin sister was telling how she felt like

    puking after watching human caterpillar and I became confused and I asked are you talking about human centipede and she looked at me confused and said oh yeah that's what I mean hahahahahahahahah 'HUMAN CATERPILLAR' LMFAO
    abaybay01 abaybay01 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Yes good laugh or smile is a syn of good vibes

    in morning after we wake up it also help our health .
    verlaidamendoza28 verlaidamendoza28 56-60, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    thekinglover thekinglover 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    When I came in to work this morning there was a

    huge pile of random junk all over my desk. It looked like someone had tantrum and trashed my desk. I just laughed out loud! In the past I think I would have reacted differently perhaps getting upset, or cross wondering how could someone do this? But this morning I'm delighted to...
    Keepitsimple5 Keepitsimple5 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 19

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    bayowolf2 bayowolf2 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 2

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 11 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    Every man is a damn fool

    for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. ~Elbert Hubbard
    oldnotbald oldnotbald 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 28

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 20 Responses Feb 9

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    A man gets pulled over by the police

    for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?" The driver says, "Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!" The cop says, “Really! Why is that? The driver replies," I could...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 7 Responses