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I Love a Good Laugh

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl...
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! One guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes! His friend says to him...
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    In Court - A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned...
    nevernohow nevernohow 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    I Am So Fricken Funny !!! - Personally, I think that to laugh is the best medicine. When you smile you don’t cry. A good laughter kills all the stress and disappointment thus...
    Bolek Bolek 41-45, M 14 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    What do you call a dog on the beach in summer? -A hot dog. Why do bananas use sunscreen?Because they peel.How do you mend a broken pumpkin?With a pumpkin patch.How do Eskimos...
    mona87 mona87 46-50, F 9 Responses Jan 23

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    HAAAAAAH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA AHA. GAAAAAASP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Ethics - A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a beautiful woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 5 Responses Oct 6, 2013

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    2 kids were deciding what game to play. One said "Lets play doctors and patients" The 2nd kid answered "Ok, you'll be the doctor, I'll sue".
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    The Mile High Club - On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 19 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    I seriously need a good laugh right now *sigh*
    TearfulNights22 TearfulNights22 22-25, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    Relationships are hard - it's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    Bored? Text "I'm pregnant" to a random number :)
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Apr 6

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    Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Apr 2

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    After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Silly - Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20...
    MacabreFanatic MacabreFanatic 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 20, 2012

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    You know the kid who, after something funny happened in class, would still be giggling about it 10 minutes after? Yeah, that was me. I still do that today in everyday comical...
    InaudibleRage InaudibleRage 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down...
    albanianw albanianw 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 12

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    Two nuns were riding there bikes through the city. One nun says " Lets cut down this street and save some time" They turned there bikes and rode down a cobblestone street. The...
    AgingGracefully AgingGracefully 51-55, M Apr 4

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    If you ever feel stupid just remember that there's a guy that tried to high five a blind person.
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    How to Find A Person with Common Interests You and Be Like (Girl)friends: Ex. 1: When both of you see the same picture that no one else understands or find repulsive (or no...
    DisembodiedLied DisembodiedLied 18-21, F Apr 6

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    A girl phoned my friend the other day and said ... "Come on over, there's nobody home." He went over. Nobody was home
    mona87 mona87 46-50, F 12 Responses Feb 4

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    Ok math problem guys jimmy has 50 cakes and he eats 45 what does jimmy have ? Answer: Diabetes
    smilesarewarm4 smilesarewarm4 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Clarence and Rufus... There were two old geezers living in the backwoods. Their names were Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each other...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Feb 6

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas, and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and...
    lizzie2u lizzie2u 31-35, F 7 Responses Apr 6

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    If you know any jokes tell me one :D
    Jazz1423 Jazz1423 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's better to laugh than cry!
    chan50 chan50 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    The Job Applicant - A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    Reading The Paper - I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Oct 11, 2013

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    Womennn ... - There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands...
    leavemehappy leavemehappy 18-21, F 6 Responses Sep 21, 2013

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    I think laughter is a cure, a cure in a form that we can hardly even begin describe. Moods can change like weather because of Laughter, laughter is a great thing. I always enjoy...
    MisssValentine MisssValentine 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Just sit back and listen to a five year old's conversation with himself or a friend. I may have the funniest kid ever.
    lizzie2u lizzie2u 31-35, F Apr 5

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    What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. Do you sea what I did there?
    fdt93 fdt93 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    An Irishman is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks," the...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Apr 6

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    Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    M.A.T.H. = Mental Abuse To Humans
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    Aircraft Maintenance Reports - List of pilot-reported problems and the solutions the ground crew had for them. Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Solution...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl - An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 11 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    So True 😂👇👇👇 “A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's...
    Miracle2Negrita Miracle2Negrita 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 19

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    Saturn's moon Titan has 100 times more oil than Earth? Sounds like Titan needs some freedom.
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 3 Responses Apr 4

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    After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Who Taught You That? “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her second-grade student. “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” he answered...
    mona87 mona87 46-50, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    This day, i was on the bus, upstairs. And there was a guy in front seat opening up his tobacco tin, ready to roll a ciggie. ( at the time smoking was allowed). I watched as he...
    hearts909 hearts909 51-55 Apr 6

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    WOMAN OVER RADIO: My husband is on a murderous rampage, over. COP: Well, thank god that's over. I was worried there for a second.
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 2 Responses Apr 10

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    A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming. He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 3

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    Another Hilarious Joke I Must Share.... - here is another old joke that really really really cracked me up.😜👇 Clocks in Heaven A woman died and went to heaven. As she stood...
    MeinHerzschlag MeinHerzschlag 36-40, F 7 Responses Nov 8, 2013

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    Cold Weenie - A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 8 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    Blonde Jokes Really Cracked Me Up. - okay here's one of my favourite blonde jokes 👇👸 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so...
    MeinHerzschlag MeinHerzschlag 36-40, F 7 Responses Nov 8, 2013

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    After explaining the situation to his divorce lawyer, Mickey Mouse sat quietly. Mickey's divorce lawyer thumbed through the paperwork and finally looked up and said "I'm sorry...
    KevNCat KevNCat 41-45 1 Response Jan 4

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    Eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables.
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 4 Responses Apr 5