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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 25 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    4 stages of marriage -Mad

    for each other .Made for each other. Mad at each other Mad because of each other.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 5

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    Try this the next time your kids won't clean

    their rooms. Fall out in the floor and put on your best Madea impression. It was a ruckus, but it motivated them to clean their rooms and got them laughing. It's a Christmas miracle!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Zack607 Zack607 22-25, M 3 Responses Dec 12

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    We never understood what any of you ever

    talking about since you Are all hacked into the phone
    2hookers224 2hookers224 51-55, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    The Job Applicant

    A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer. "And what are your strengths?" "I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    Outsmarted By A Woman

    When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I...
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt 26-30, F 12 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    CantThinkOfAUserNameLol CantThinkOfAUserNameLol 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 8

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 11 Responses Jun 29

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    megan13megan megan13megan 13-15, F 4 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Cold Weenie

    A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 9 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    My mind creates. Latest.

    Yes you can be a headache but my mind gives problems that make headaches look like good massages.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 25

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    A woman was getting swamped with calls from

    strangers. The reason? A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. "I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't you change yours?" The company refused, so she said, "Fine...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 9

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    I had been living with my bf

    for a year. One day he said to me " the dynamics of this relationship aren't working. We need to reevaluate" so I moved out. Hours later he called me to ask when I would be home, I responded I was home, w mom. After telling me I need to come to our home he said," you know I love...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 28

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 26-30, F 2 Responses May 7

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    www.sickipedia.org - is one of my go to staples

    for non-pc jokes. I don't think pc has any business with jokes and like to have a good laugh! That's what comedy is all about, I have never understood why people take offence at a joke? If you can't laugh at the world sometimes you would cry! My humor is dark and sometimes...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    Silly

    Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was going to split open, had trouble breathing, but...
    MacabreFanatic MacabreFanatic 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 20, 2012

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    Lakee112812 Lakee112812 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 16

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 10 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Anybody that can make me laugh

    or smile wins at life :*
    BellJane BellJane 13-15, F 7 Responses Dec 10

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    Tesla. Need your lovin.

    http://youtu.be/ftPFhbqQusk
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 25

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    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    My exs mom bought my daughter a pair of

    Christmas socks for a school theme day the other day. She didn't really think anything of it. I mean they're red and green with reindeer and trees and snowflakes. What more do you need?! Well my daughter came into the room we were both in while we were talking and goes...
    TemptedXD TemptedXD 36-40, F 8 Responses Dec 19

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 22

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 24

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    There is nothing better

    than laughing so hard that you about wet your pants or snort like a pig. It is truly the best thing ever!
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    Omg. BATDAD!!!! https://m.

    youtube.com/watch?v=eH8UJu0j4js
    SittingIdle SittingIdle 26-30, F 5 Responses Dec 18

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    Which condom would u use?

    ADT Condoms - Always thereAT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone; Rethink PossibleAllstate Condoms - You're in good handsAvis Condoms - Trying harder than everBounty Condoms - The quicker picker upperCalifornia Lotto Condoms - Who`s next?Campbell's Soup Condoms -  Mmm, Mmm...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2013

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    Guy goes shopping with boss.

    Boss hears guy laughing. Finds guy at register. Asks if guy is flirting. Guy says trying. But as good at it as explosives. Cashier says he dont look burned. He says its his fourth life.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 25

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    Penis Size

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, this is a very interesting book about sexual...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    I literally laugh at anything.

    But, I hate my laugh! It's obnoxious and laud. My boyfriend usually makes fun of me for it by reenacting it when I'm done. Which just makes me laugh again. >.<
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 18

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    Reading The Paper

    I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 11, 2013

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 8

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    I love to laugh and make others laugh I'm

    always known for having a smile on my face and making my friends laugh
    brenda4696 brenda4696 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 12

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    PinkLipstick00 PinkLipstick00 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 23

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    vinneh22 vinneh22 22-25, M 7 Responses Jul 7

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    I Have "great" News For You The newlywed wife

    said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 9 Responses Dec 6

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    Im thinking abt when was the last time

    that I laughed so hard and out of my heart. The biggest one is when i was in geade 7 That was so funny It still make me laugh now But I cant find the situations which happened recently even in the past two oe three years So i thought is this because im grown up and my youth...
    itsmenue itsmenue 18-21, M Nov 29

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    I thankfully have been blessed to singularly

    find myself amusing. As humans, we share our experiences, if we have a partner who better to share with. Whenever I experience something, food mainly and it tastes awful, my first response is " babe taste it. It's absolutely disgusting" the response I get is sadly lacking in...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 9 Responses Nov 28

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    NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent

    to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.” The next applicant, a Russian...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Nov 22

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    I sleep in men's boxer shorts - never said I

    was sexy lol - I cracked myself up the other night. I'd gotten some new ones and as I was getting ready for bed I realized I'd gotten the wrong size. That scene from Alice in Wonderland came to mind where she's floating down the tunnel and her dress is ballooned out acting as a...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 16

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    I'm so existing for Xmas!

    ! I been going to the gym nearly every day because I want to eat and drink a lot after very busy months at work ;)
    rean23 rean23 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 19

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can

    make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you...
    mag7rnd mag7rnd 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    To Do List When I returned home from college

    for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work. I promptly added: “Send Michelle money every month.” A few days later my brother wrote: “Make payments on...
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    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 25

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    Laughter has a timing all it's own,

    professional and amateur comedians alike are well aware of the value of a well timed delivery, prank, or prat fall. Sometimes, humor has a timely agenda all it's own. Take this true occurrence for example, in of all places it occurred on it's own, without any prompting, in the...
    CaptainRoberts CaptainRoberts 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    I'll wish you all Happy Monday.

    Seems like an oxymoron, but I'll wish it anyway. :D
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 15

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Popcornz Popcornz 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 4