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I Love a Good Laugh

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    SmellybottomEx123 SmellybottomEx123 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 16

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    I love the **** sucker bimbo.

    ... first she sucks his **** then its trashed all over the internet... hahahahahah
    SmellybottomEx123 SmellybottomEx123 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 16

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    No wonder why he has to get drunk

    before he bang her....look at this internet mess!!!!
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    The Job Applicant

    A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer. "And what are your strengths?" "I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    I love a good laugh because laughing is

    contagious, this is why I have pictures like this in my phone. Share why you love a good laugh 👍
    nopathnogoalnolife nopathnogoalnolife 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I love my man...I love my belly button.

    ..haaaaa haaaa Don't make the public throw up
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    You command respect as a man.

    .how with what they do to you how!!
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    Not one man in their right mind would stay with

    this ...There must be more to her story....haaaaahaaaa
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 25 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    A couple gets married.

    Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes her clothes, lies down on the bed, spread her legs ... and he starts to cry. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it, and now it looks like it...
    TamaraNakahara TamaraNakahara 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 16

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    SouthernItaliano SouthernItaliano 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    4 stages of marriage -Mad

    for each other .Made for each other. Mad at each other Mad because of each other.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 5

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    Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can

    make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you...
    mag7rnd mag7rnd 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    Can you believe he would trust an evil sh.

    t like her who he should bang after all her internet backstabbing....haaaaahaaaa
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    Which condom would u use?

    ADT Condoms - Always thereAT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone; Rethink PossibleAllstate Condoms - You're in good handsAvis Condoms - Trying harder than everBounty Condoms - The quicker picker upperCalifornia Lotto Condoms - Who`s next?Campbell's Soup Condoms -  Mmm, Mmm...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2013

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    Silly

    Alright, so the other day Ben and I were chatting, and I said, "I love you Ben." And he responded with, "I love you too, Ben." I died. O.O LOL, I was laughing for like 20 minutes. Tears running down my face, felt like my stomach was going to split open, had trouble breathing, but...
    MacabreFanatic MacabreFanatic 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 20, 2012

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 10 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Outsmarted By A Woman

    When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I...
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt 26-30, F 11 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    Here's a math problem!

    "Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!"
    iEPeace iEPeace 26-30, F 3 Responses May 7

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 8 Responses Sep 8

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    fineststyles9 fineststyles9 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 20

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    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    HUSBAND'S MESSAGE: Hi Honey,

    I got hit by a car in the office parking lot. Paula took me to the hospital. They have conducted many tests and taken numerous x-rays. The blow to the head is serious and may have lasting effects. I have three broken ribs, a spinal injury, multiple lacerations, a broken...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M 6 Responses Apr 28

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    In Court

    A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing...
    nevernohow nevernohow 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 17, 2013

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    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 24

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    A man talking to God: The man: “God,

    how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?” God: “To me it’s a penny.” The man: “God, may I have a penny?” God: “Wait a minute.”
    mag7rnd mag7rnd 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    Cold Weenie

    A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 9 Responses Nov 21, 2013

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    For some people, getting to fly with the United

    States Air Force Thunderbirds is a dream come true, and for comedian Bill Engvall, it was no exception. On the album "15 Degrees Off Cool", he talked about his experience flying with them as only he could. One of the best parts was when the canopy to the cockpit closed and the...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 3 days ago

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    So I work at skyzone

    so today we had to clean and get these helium balloons down so when we did one of my coworkers took them and sucked out the helium and made us all laugh and I was laughing soo hard my abs were hurting lol
    phillfilas phillfilas 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    fineststyles9 fineststyles9 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 20

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    Ethics

    A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a beautiful woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 5 Responses Oct 6, 2013

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    dannyyu dannyyu 22-25, M 3 Responses Oct 22

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    A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his

    sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 16

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    Hi for a good laugh. The other day I went to

    the store I was doing some shopping I think it was at one of those dollar stores. My guy dog. Decided that she too would do some shopping. The clerk told me you should check your dogs mouth and I did. She had picked up a lollipop and was sucking on it. I don't know what happened...
    sunney55 sunney55 46-50, M Oct 18

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    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    I love to make people laugh

    and to be witty and i am very playful. I enjoy to be made to laugh as well, actually in truth... I laugh at the strangest things sometimes. Like for instance, I was watching this show on tv the other night and the guy fell with his suitcase thingy - it was suppose to be funny...
    Qwert143 Qwert143 22-25 1 Response Oct 23

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    A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a

    bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in...
    PixiePat PixiePat 36-40 2 Responses Oct 19

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    A Chick With Long Legs A man walks up to the

    bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 9 Responses Oct 13

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    bambi456 bambi456 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 22

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    Anth9012 Anth9012 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    so I don't get how much I love being with

    myself.. It makes me sad sometimes, because I feel that it's not that I'm happy with myself I just can't move on from my first love
    brendi1234 brendi1234 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 11 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Laughing is so therapeutic :) no matter what,

    it does help. Just makes me feel a little lighter
    Karliya Karliya 31-35, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    "White people should never play blues.

    What's there to be blue about? 'You're all out of Kahki's?' 'The espresso machine is jammed?' 'Hootie and the Blowfish are breaking up!?'
    Zack607 Zack607 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 16

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    I love to laugh. I sometimes laugh at situations

    that shouldn't even be funny. I guess I can find some humor in anything.
    ReignLove ReignLove 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    How to make a Vodka Christmas cake.

    .1 cup sugar,1 tsp. baking powder,1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt ,1 cup brown sugar,Lemon juice,4 large eggs,Nuts,1......bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit.Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    A male patient is lying in hospital,

    wearing an oxygen mask over his nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet...
    enlightenme2 enlightenme2 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 1

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    great job....we need to document her

    as an illegal stalker and life goes on.. What a twit
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    Penis Size

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, this is a very interesting book about sexual...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 4 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    Walking with my arm around my wife I suggested

    we head off the track to make love in amongst the bushes and long grass as we did so many years ago. She replied,"How the hell do you think we will get up off the ground?" (Raucous laughter).
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    vinneh22 vinneh22 22-25, M