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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    My wifeโ€™s jealousy is getting ridiculous.

    The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who the hell May was.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 6 Responses Jun 23

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    HAHAHAHA you smoke crack don't ya!

    ? YOU SMOKE CRACK DON'T YA!?
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M Jun 26

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    Dear algebra, Stop asking me to find your X.

    She's not coming back. I don't know Y either.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 8 Responses Jun 24

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    I went to a tattoo salon.

    I asked the guy make a tattoo on my d1ck which says "I know, right". He said he probably can make one says "ikr". I am just wondering is it a popular acronym? Everyone knows the meaning?
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    Laughter is a wonderful gift.

    It is a shame we do not give it more.
    Olivia1962 Olivia1962 51-55, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have a tendency to see the funny side of life

    especially in situations that really shouldn't be funny. It has gotten me in trouble previously. With luck it will continue to do so.
    stillheart2015 stillheart2015 46-50, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    My neighbor's a moron .

    . .he volunteers as a cross walk guard a couple days a week , now he tells people he is in human trafficking. . . .
    woodyinya woodyinya 56-60, M 7 Responses May 12

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Feb 16

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    For the first time in a while,

    I've enjoyed myself!! Had a night full of laughter and I honestly enjoyed it!
    Catho Catho 18-21, F Jun 12

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    New diet fade: A guy calls a company

    and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a...
    sonnybeach sonnybeach 56-60, M 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I love people who make me laugh.

    I honestly think it's the thing I like the most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 28

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    Yesterday me and my friend went to McDonald's

    and the person that took our order names was Jillian I we kept saying " hi Jillian" when she said" do I know you" so me and my friend pointed at her name tag. She was all like " my name is bob"๐Ÿ˜
    BambiGrayhem BambiGrayhem 13-15, F Jun 15

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    โ€œThe other day I woke up to find my

    girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you." "Oh my God," I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me.โ€ โ€• Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
    Jzzmine Jzzmine 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 10

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    Last night, laying in bed with my wife,

    I said: "I love you.". She asked: "Is that you, or the beer talking?" I said: "It's me. Talking to the beer....".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 17 Responses Jun 10

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    Once I've advertised on Craigslist: "Wife

    wanted" I've got 23450 messages from men saying: "You can have mine".
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 15 Responses Jun 23

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    Laughing makes me happy

    and when I'm having a good laugh I'm also thinking about how great my life is
    briannaamatias briannaamatias 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 25

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    there's no honor among thieves.

    well, except for us of coarse...
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 23

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    riverz riverz 22-25, F 20 hrs ago

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    The Doors Sing "Reading Rainbow" Theme (Late

    Night with Jimmy Fallon) HAHAHAHAH
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    "My wife is a sex object.

    Every time I ask for sex she objects."
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 10

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    letmeloveurmind letmeloveurmind 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 12

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    Vinneh23 Vinneh23 22-25, M 6 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Guys, if a police woman will stop you

    and says "Anything you say can and will be held against you", don't say "boobs". Not working....
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 23

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    I must tell you about my serious problem.

    It always happening in the morning 5 minutes before I wake up. I am dreaming about waking up and going to the bathroom. Which means I pee myself in bed before I even wake up. It so embarrassing. I feel like a total idiot. My life sucks. How can I live like this? I went to the...
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    What happens to a frog's car

    when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 8 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    I was once at the airport

    and someone saw a friend and I guess it's the way it was said: "Hi Jaaack"! Then we saw all the securities came around him!
    1littlerose 1littlerose 56-60, F 6 Responses Jun 23

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!๐Ÿ˜œ
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 19 Responses Feb 9

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. โ€œHe fought with me again! Iโ€™m coming over to live with you.โ€โ€œNo, no, darling,โ€ replied the mother. โ€œHe must pay for his mistake. Iโ€™m coming to live with you.โ€From Reader's Digest.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    Dear Warner Brothers: Now

    that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 20

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    I wish I could be this straightforward.

    Turns out i'm too creepy to begin with :P
    alltimestrokes alltimestrokes 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I just want to grab a fish out of my fish tank

    and slap a few people in the face with the fishes ***. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ 
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 7 Responses May 14

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    Pass it on (from a new friend) Girl: *calls

    911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Girl: Two boys are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Girl: The ugly one is winning.
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Laughter is the best medicine.

    . if your laughing for no reason, You need medicine!
    Lachdanan Lachdanan 26-30, M 4 Responses Jun 13

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    I would like to watch a movie with my woman.

    Could you recommend a good woman?
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly

    on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness everything. No one knew so much about my life or dysfunctional family.It's the kind of relationship that only comes once in a lifetime. During the last...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 12 Responses Feb 24

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    Friendship between women: - OMG.

    I am so fat. - Silly, you are not fat, you are perfect. Friendship between men: - I am fat. - Yes dude. And ugly too. :-))
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 11 Responses Jun 19

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 11 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses May 12

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyโ€™ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 41-45, F 20 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    A married couple were arguing over a financial

    problem and the husband turns to his wife and says " You know after all these years I can't still don't understand how they could make you so beautiful and yet so dumb"! So the wife patiently responds " It really isn't that hard to figure out you see, they made me beautiful so...
    Taumilynn Taumilynn 36-40 6 Responses Apr 21

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    I have a problem with my wife.

    Strangely her reaction to complain is the same as the problem. She doesn't give a ****.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 5 Responses Jun 23

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 21 Responses Feb 3

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    Woke up with my credit card lying on my

    keyboard. I can't wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.