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    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 5 Responses Apr 28

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    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 29

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    My 5 year old son has Charlie Brown pajamas,

    and he was wearing them this morning so I said, "Good morning, Charlie Brown!" His response was (with his R's making the /w/ and sometimes /h/ sound), "I am NOT Chahlie Bwown! I have tattoos and loads of haiw! Manliuh! Manliuh! Manliuh!!" That would be hair and manlier. He...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 3 Responses May 15

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    "back in my day they used to call me the parade

    because wherever I walked a parade of girls would follow "- my health teacher
    shiyinglu shiyinglu 13-15, F 4 Responses May 6

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    This is pure comedy gold!

    !Check out this link http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-east/68884144/************-could-make-your-hands-pregnantApparently, according to Mucahid Cihad Han (pictured) ************ leads to pregnancy of the hands and an afterlife of bringing up your children - which will be...
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    A married couple were arguing over a financial

    problem and the husband turns to his wife and says " You know after all these years I can't still don't understand how they could make you so beautiful and yet so dumb"! So the wife patiently responds " It really isn't that hard to figure out you see, they made me beautiful so...
    Taumilynn Taumilynn 36-40 6 Responses Apr 21

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    Is it bad that I look

    for the weirdest groups that I can join on this group.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 3 Responses May 14

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    A husband visited a marriage counsellor

    and said,"When we were first married,I would come home from the office,my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different.I come home,the dog brings my slippers and my wife runs around barking...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 30 Responses Feb 7

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    so if I offend you...

    . I didn't mean too.
    samstheman7 samstheman7 22-25, M May 20

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    seanspencer31 seanspencer31 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in a

    large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 10

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    Cheating Wife

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the...
    trilo2 trilo2 18-21, M 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Make your sentence, I got " I SMOKED WEED WITH

    AN OLD MAN BECAUSE I'M SEXY " xD
    SomethingPersonal SomethingPersonal 18-21, F 30 Responses Jan 10

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    Lmfao!!!! Here's a snap shot

    for you haters ! **** that's funny Enjoy your day
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 1 Response May 14

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    My 6 yr old son was laying on my leather couch

    this morning watching cartoons when suddenly he sighed really loudly and said, "Mama, there's no butter on my back!" I'm sorry, what? "There's no butter on my back! I keep sticking to the couch!!"
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    Mother In Law After a husband

    and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”“No, no, darling,” replied the mother. “He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”From Reader's Digest.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    Young Love.

    A boy approached the girl's father and asked,"Sir,can I have your daughter's hand?"The father replied,"You might as well,since you've already had the rest of her." Hahahaha..just kidding!!!!😜
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 20 Responses Feb 9

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    InappropriateKangaroo InappropriateKangaroo 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Sorry can't talk right now,

    my fish is drowning.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 30

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    Woke up with my credit card lying on my

    keyboard. I can't wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 11 Responses Apr 9

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    When people threaten you over the Internet.

    ... You got me shaking in my seat bud.
    PacoSpider PacoSpider 16-17, M 5 Responses May 15

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    Lmao ....... Hmmm at

    lest I'll have company lmao
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 1 Response May 2

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    I love people who make me laugh.

    I honestly think it's the thing I like the most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Apr 28

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    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses May 12

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    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 30

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    my 5 yo niece told me this one today.

    "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it". I'm still smiling.
    deleted deleted 26-30 13 Responses Feb 16

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    A woman was taking an afternoon nap.

    When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. She was restless for the rest of the day, noting that her husband did not go berserk on that deliberate suggestion...... That...
    sacredlysensual sacredlysensual 61-65, M 4 Responses Apr 4

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    ok guys, you heard it here first: http://www.

    chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/ct-funny-men-better-sex-study-balancing-20150429-column.html
    andie2007 andie2007 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 29

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    What do you think? Lol.

    ................
    Imback72 Imback72 41-45, M 2 Responses May 21

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    Seriously kids. I've got a few great

    attributes, I do, and I'm thankful for them, one and all. But superior olfactory nerves are not a blessing.
    1HelluvaMessGma 1HelluvaMessGma 61-65, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I just want to grab a fish out of my fish tank

    and slap a few people in the face with the fishes ***. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 7 Responses May 14

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    I know I post about my 6 yr old a lot,

    but he is just full of it. He laid down on me and felt the heat coming off my sunburn, so he said,"mama, you're hot. You're two kinds of hot!" And raised his little eyebrows at me. LOL lady killer in the making!
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 24, 2014

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    Forrest Gump is full of them.

    "Maybe you should go back home to Greenbow, ALABAMA!" "Boy your mama sure does care about your education." "HEE HEEE HEE HEE!" "Sorry to ruin your Black Panther Party." "Something got up and bit me right in the butt-ox." "Gump why did you disassemble that gun so fast...
    Beijodeabacaxi Beijodeabacaxi 18-21, F 5 Responses May 14

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    The Mile High Club

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. . Then...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 22 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M May 1

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    Fawlty towers has to be up there in the top 1

    sitcom of all time. Cheers me up when I'm down.
    seanspencer31 seanspencer31 36-40, M 1 Response May 17

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    The Atheist And The Little Girl

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 12 Responses Jul 16, 2013

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    Human being get rich

    as they grow old! Silver in hair, Gold in teeth, Sugar in blood Precious in stones in kidney And never ending supply of gas! LOL
    Oceandock19 Oceandock19 41-45, F 3 Responses May 3

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    A study has revealed

    that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 23 Responses Feb 3

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    On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer,

    Billy Joe, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very sexy lingerie. "Hey Billy Joe, come in off the balcony and see what I have...
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    laughter that is probably the best prescription

    any doctor can give his patient. that is the number one cure to many diseases. have you guys ever noticed how you felt after you laughed; its pretty amazing you feel a euphoric feeling like your on cloud nine. its amazing! next time you laugh pause and notice how you feel...dont...
    heavenlytouch heavenlytouch 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Lol this 15 year old just message me asking me

    for a picture of my d**k. And i just laughted at her message and told her "go play with ur dolls lil kid" this site is not only filled with pervs but also horny lil inmature 15 year old girls.
    Vinneh23 Vinneh23 22-25, M 6 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    I got a new black satin robe

    and wore it for the first time tonight. My little boy said,"what is this?" I told him it was my new pajamas. He said,"oh, mama. I love your new pajamas! They're so pretty and feel so good!" I said thank you and then he asked me to get him some so I told him I would see if I...
    notyourgirlfriday notyourgirlfriday 31-35, F 10 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    I don't care , this would be hilarious !

    ! I am going to try this lol I'll let you know how I make out lol .
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M Apr 29

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    CantThinkOfAUserNameLol CantThinkOfAUserNameLol 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 8, 2014

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