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I Love a Good Sense of Humour

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    I rarely like story type jokes,

    but enjoy people with an active sense of humour.....
    artymike8 artymike8 41-45, M Aug 28

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    Popeye The Cat

    When we first came to this state in Oz, Tasmania, we were still in travelling mode, cruising about with a wagon and camper van. We went to go to a famous Pub one eve, and as we approached, saw a mother cat and a bunch of newborn kittens crossing the road. Huge fluffy cat and...
    tamarage tamarage 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 13, 2013

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    Shopping For A Husband

    Thought some people might find this funny. A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is...
    BreastLover2 BreastLover2 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 18, 2013

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    Spicyboy23 Spicyboy23 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    Ed Zachary A woman was very distraught at the

    fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go and see Dr Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So she...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 26

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    When To Disclose

    He gave me HIV but way back in 1994 but now I've learnt to forgive, rather forget because he told me it couldn't have been him because he is : wait for this : " immune to the virus"! Horror of horrors ! What was I supposed o do. I had to go home, take care of myself. Fortunately...
    Yumna27 Yumna27 51-55, F Jun 13, 2013

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    Funny Texts

    A whole bunch of funny texts over three days, on and on lol......was too funny, each line was a separate text from some random dude and me At work one day, and I got a text hows my injured veteran? I reply.....who's this? you know who it is Nah, sorry yes you do nah...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 21, 2013

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    A young man, searching

    for a house of ill repute, was directed to a street down by the river, When he got there he knocked at the door of one of the houses. He asked the very good looking woman that came to the door, "Is this one of those houses ?'' She smiled and said, "Could be." "Well, are you...
    toohottoresist toohottoresist 36-40, M Jul 22

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    Done It Again

    I have/had a dear friend that I have a great deal of love and respect for, had a lot of a fall out just after new year, mainly my fault. only just started to text each other agian, well l say text each other we used to text anything up to 40 times a day. She used to ring me every...
    BILL1751 BILL1751 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 8, 2012

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    A Girl's First Time

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the...
    IamJody IamJody 22-25, F 17 Responses Jan 17, 2013

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    Some people are born in the state of ignorance

    and never leave that address !!! I work with a bunch of em....lol No use in being stupid unless you can prove it !!!
    AgingGracefully AgingGracefully 51-55, M Apr 19

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    Persistance, grafitti in Sydney

    One of my fave lil funny stories, and cool Many years ago, I would catch the train early morns, from outer suburbs, into the heart of Sydney. On the way i would enjoy checking out the various grafitti. There was a dude, who grafittied all over Sydney at the time, and he only ever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 9, 2013

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    I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar,

    and my wife told me to empty each and every bottle into the sink, or else, so I said I would, and proceeded with the monstrous task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the liquor down the sink, with the exception of 1 glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork...
    toohottoresist toohottoresist 36-40, M Jul 22

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    Why God Created Eve 10.

    God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 25

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    "if u can make a girl laugh,

    u can make her do anything" marilyn monroe
    Differentisgood Differentisgood 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 9

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    Ralph

    One of my fave lil funny stories, and cool Many years ago, I would catch the train early morns, from outer suburbs, into the heart of Sydney. On the way i would enjoy checking out the various grafitti. There was a dude, who grafitties all over Sydney at the time, and he only ever...
    tamarage tamarage 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    I remember the first time I tried it — I was

    only a kid of fifteen. And even though she was much younger than me, She was far more composed and serene. It was out in the barn, I remember, At the close of a summer day, And the evening was scented with clover in bloom And the fragrance of freshly mown hay. I remember she...
    AverageSized AverageSized 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    Politics---Explained

    Recently I came across these definitions. They are very funny. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of...
    justasiam justasiam 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 6, 2007

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    Anticipation

    Anticipation From a sexual point of view, I find that word one of the hottest on the planet. For me, and for her To build things, but not yet go there. The looks, the sounds, the breath, the little movements, the touches. The words, and how they are delivered......god, the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 9, 2013

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    I'm Not Funny But Wish I Was

    I find funny people, truly funny , not silly people have a sharp wit and the sharp intellegent minds to go with it. If only I could be so bright and not lost for words. They can also get away with saying things that would be offensive if i said the same thing. How do they do...
    perkybarb17 perkybarb17 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2010

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    The ATM

    Years back here in Oz, it was universal, banks were only open from 10am till 3pm. All banks, every branch, all over the country. God knows why they did such short hours, so difficult to ever be able to get to the bank if you worked full time. Their only concession, was that they...
    tamarage tamarage 56-60, M Jun 19, 2013

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    greeneyedkitten greeneyedkitten 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    The Feral Cat

    When we first arrived here in Tasmania to live, a small island state below the mainland of Australia, we were cruising around the state in our wagon, still playing tourist. We came across a country pub at dusk, and decided to go in for a while. Just before arriving tho, a feral...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 9, 2013

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    Laughter makes my world... if you can't kick back and have a good time and laugh at all the little (or big) things in life then you are not on the same playing field as me!!!  Bring on the sarcasm or lame jokes.  Lighten up. 
    LKO LKO 21-25, F Feb 15, 2007

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    No Serioulsy...

    If I can't laugh with you, I'm not sure I can trust you. I love to be able to joke around and kid with everyone. Not having a sense of humor won't get you very far with me...
    BabyFirefly BabyFirefly 26-30, F 4 Responses May 26, 2008

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    I have sixth sense - a sense of humour.

    And no, I don't see dead people.
    HappieStinger HappieStinger 41-45, M May 20

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    Rapid Fire

    Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? "Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? " Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into " Harry: "Pants." Ms...
    traveller139 traveller139 22-25, M Jan 18, 2013

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    Patch Adams

    Hunter Adams(Patch) is one of the first to to prove that laughter is the best medication.
    nvpcse nvpcse 21-25, F May 23, 2007

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    There lived in a small town of Quebec two

    brothers named Jones. One was married and the other the proud owner of a rather dilapidated row boat; strangely enough the day John's wife died, his brother's boat filled with water and sank in the lake. A few days later a kindly old lady approached Joe on the street and...
    AverageSized AverageSized 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    The World Is Too Uptight!

    So many people these days take things too personally. I believe the world would be a better place if people could learn to laugh and let live; the globalization of news and information has made everyone "politically correct" in the hopes that they never offend anyone, or to shy...
    Warren21 Warren21 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 14, 2012

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    Humor

    I like to say I have a fantastic sense of humor! I can be friends with literally anybody as long as they have a good sense of humor! I don't care about your weight, age, race, religion, etc. as long as I like/love your humor we can definitely be friends! ^.^
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 29, 2013

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    Nature's Shock Absorber

    "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road." ~ Henry Ward Beecher
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M Apr 21, 2012

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    And What Sucks Is That Most Don't Have My Sense Of Humor :(

    I have one of the most twisted senses of humor ever. I think that the best way to explain the way that my brain works is just different sometimes. My brain creates almost its own tv programs, like one of those old time mickey mouse cartoons with no sound just music. So I'll see a...
    Megan1111 Megan1111 22-25, F 5 Responses May 22, 2011

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    Philadelphia Girl

    Found this diddy buried in an email from 2006: Body: Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house...
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M Feb 5, 2012

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    And Now, For Some Levity...

    ANY QUESTIONS? lmao
    greeneyedkitten greeneyedkitten 46-50, F Nov 4, 2013

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    Just Thought This Was Funny

    Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag xD lol...
    IamJody IamJody 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 10, 2013

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    Ellen and her husband Bob went

    for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Ellen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness...
    AgingGracefully AgingGracefully 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 23

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    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 1 Response May 23

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    A kid sits on the top of a cliff crying his

    eyes out. A man approaches him and trying to comfort the boy he asks, "What is wrong? What happened?" The kid rubs his eyes and replies, "Nobody likes me. I have no friends. My parents ignore me. I get bad grades in school. My teachers hate me. I don't want to live anymore. Life...
    Tromal Tromal 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 15

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    You've Got Mail

    Thought some people might find this funny. A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she...
    BreastLover2 BreastLover2 22-25, M Jan 18, 2013

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    True Hollywood Squares Responses

    Remember the old Hollywood Squares game show? Here's some hysterical, historical responses from some of the guests. All responses were spontanious, unscripted. Here's HOST Peter Marshall asking the questions: Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 27, 2007

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    Business One-liners Hugh Downs' Four Rules

    for Investigating the Universe: Rule 1 - When confronted with an apparent infinite or infinitely repeating pattern, expect some variant that keeps it from being infinite. Rule 2 - When all investigation supports Rule 1, look for a situation which violates it. Rule 3 - Be...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 30

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    Regardless how beautiful a woman is. If she doesn't have a good sense of humor, she suddenly becomes ugly.
    OdeSlinger OdeSlinger 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 9

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    I do have a good sense of humor but I don't try to be funny because when you try it you become ridiculous.It's better to be yourself and say things naturally.
    TheVase TheVase 18-21 2 Responses Sep 13

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    Comedy has been defined as tragedy plus time. The trick is to learn how to shorten the time. I have had a few Epic Bad Days. You begin to wonder, what else could go wrong. When it...
    Luvhugeuptop Luvhugeuptop 46-50, M 3 Responses Sep 19

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    I think a good sense of humor is important because it explains the type of person you are. A happy person, and if somebody never laughs or smiles then that means they're miserable...
    Mlj49 Mlj49 31-35, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    With how accident prone I am I had to learn to laugh. A good sense of humor helps in the most embarrassing situations. Some of my antics have even been caught on tape.lol.
    bateyegirl bateyegirl 41-45, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    To me having a sense of humour, a GOOD one, is a way to live like a happy person. I get along very well with people that just joke around all the time, infact, It is the most...
    lostwonderer lostwonderer 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 8

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    Who doesn't lol. The ability to laugh, and to make other people laugh if you can is a life skill that no matter where you are, or who you are with is appreciated. It can make...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 21

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    "To me, you may be the perfect woman...." Doctor 2: You're mad! You're a respected, well-known, established New York doctor. How could you get involved in something like this...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Feeling so down and out today . It just happens to be the anniversary of a dear departed one who I was so close to and miss her with my entire being .I didn't think anything would...
    MizCamille MizCamille 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 17

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    Life can break one in so many ways . So cruel and unrelenting at times .I consider myself fortunate for having had a Mom with a great sense of humor and maybe by osmosis I...
    MizCamille MizCamille 41-45, F 5 Responses Sep 6

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