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I Love a Good Sense of Humour

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    wazza343 wazza343 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 30

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    I rarely like story type jokes,

    but enjoy people with an active sense of humour.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 28, 2014

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    I spilt tomato ketchup on myself,

    and I asked my mum if I had any on my chin. She said "which chin?" I'm going to sit in the corner and cry now.
    Venables98 Venables98 16-17, M Jul 21

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    No Serioulsy...

    If I can't laugh with you, I'm not sure I can trust you. I love to be able to joke around and kid with everyone. Not having a sense of humor won't get you very far with me...
    BabyFirefly BabyFirefly 26-30, F 4 Responses May 26, 2008

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    There lived in a small town of Quebec two

    brothers named Jones. One was married and the other the proud owner of a rather dilapidated row boat; strangely enough the day John's wife died, his brother's boat filled with water and sank in the lake. A few days later a kindly old lady approached Joe on the street and...
    AverageSized AverageSized 51-55, M Jul 22, 2014

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    Laughter makes my world... if you can't kick back and have a good time and laugh at all the little (or big) things in life then you are not on the same playing field as me!!!  Bring on the sarcasm or lame jokes.  Lighten up. 
    LKO LKO 18-21, F Feb 15, 2007

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    A kid sits on the top of a cliff crying his

    eyes out. A man approaches him and trying to comfort the boy he asks, "What is wrong? What happened?" The kid rubs his eyes and replies, "Nobody likes me. I have no friends. My parents ignore me. I get bad grades in school. My teachers hate me. I don't want to live anymore. Life...
    Tromal Tromal 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 15, 2014

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    True Hollywood Squares Responses

    Remember the old Hollywood Squares game show? Here's some hysterical, historical responses from some of the guests. All responses were spontanious, unscripted. Here's HOST Peter Marshall asking the questions: Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 27, 2007

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    I just found this on youtube.

    It's a Jamican take on Trini's - I will say not all trinidadian's are like this , so she is like 50% correct on the music , the heavy hand , the vicious part about men wanting women lol , and is correct though on being loyal to person's they have come to accept as friend etc...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M Feb 9

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    Nerd has one night stand.

    .. That's where he keeps his book and glasses.
    Paleandpolluted86 Paleandpolluted86 26-30, F Jul 15

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    Business One-liners Hugh Downs' Four Rules

    for Investigating the Universe: Rule 1 - When confronted with an apparent infinite or infinitely repeating pattern, expect some variant that keeps it from being infinite. Rule 2 - When all investigation supports Rule 1, look for a situation which violates it. Rule 3 - Be...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2014

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    Nature's Shock Absorber

    "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road." ~ Henry Ward Beecher
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M Apr 21, 2012

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    Ed Zachary A woman was very distraught at the

    fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go and see Dr Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So she...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    Please be careful while driving !

    ! Please forward this to all who you care for! A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Yesterday evening while driving, My friend put his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!! Too many...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 10, 2014

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    Politics---Explained

    Recently I came across these definitions. They are very funny. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of...
    justasiam justasiam 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 6, 2007

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    Who doesn't love people with a good sense of

    humour? I love a good laugh
    adekue adekue 18-21, F Jan 2

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    Whenever there is one thing left,

    no matter what it is, whether it's pizza or a bottle of pop, I always say "The last melon." From off of Ice Age. Then I take it and run away.
    TickleMeCell TickleMeCell 18-21, T 1 Response Apr 1

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    A nun is standing outside a pub

    and a man comes round the corner, planning to grab an after-work bevy. The nun immediately points at him, and intones: "Before you enter this den of sin and debauchery, think of your mother and father!" The man wipes away a tear, and says "They're dead, God bless 'em. They're...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 23

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    Persistance, grafitti in Sydney

    One of my fave lil funny stories, and cool Many years ago, I would catch the train early morns, from outer suburbs, into the heart of Sydney. On the way i would enjoy checking out the various grafitti. There was a dude, who grafittied all over Sydney at the time, and he only ever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 9, 2013

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    Anticipation

    Anticipation From a sexual point of view, I find that word one of the hottest on the planet. For me, and for her To build things, but not yet go there. The looks, the sounds, the breath, the little movements, the touches. The words, and how they are delivered......god, the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 9, 2013

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    Gracey0079 Gracey0079 36-40, F 6 Responses May 2

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    Done It Again

    I have/had a dear friend that I have a great deal of love and respect for, had a lot of a fall out just after new year, mainly my fault. only just started to text each other agian, well l say text each other we used to text anything up to 40 times a day. She used to ring me every...
    BILL1751 BILL1751 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 8, 2012

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    Spicyboy23 Spicyboy23 41-45, M Sep 6, 2014

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    I know women loves to shop till they drop

    when there is blow out sale going on - but guys - if it had a one day sale on this - what would you choose lol - http://youtu.be/eGCp8d8n90U
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M Mar 9

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    "if u can make a girl laugh,

    u can make her do anything" marilyn monroe
    Differentisgood Differentisgood 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 9, 2014

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    Lord, Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The

    Things I Can Not Change, The Courage To Change The Things I Can, And The Wisdom To Hide The Bodies Of Those I Had To Kill Because They Pissed Me Off.
    Orangeman2 Orangeman2 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 2

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    A Girl's First Time

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the...
    IamJody IamJody 22-25, F 17 Responses Jan 17, 2013

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    I'm Not Funny But Wish I Was

    I find funny people, truly funny , not silly people have a sharp wit and the sharp intellegent minds to go with it. If only I could be so bright and not lost for words. They can also get away with saying things that would be offensive if i said the same thing. How do they do...
    perkybarb17 perkybarb17 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2010

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    Patch Adams

    Hunter Adams(Patch) is one of the first to to prove that laughter is the best medication.
    nvpcse nvpcse 18-21, F May 23, 2007

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    Ralph

    One of my fave lil funny stories, and cool Many years ago, I would catch the train early morns, from outer suburbs, into the heart of Sydney. On the way i would enjoy checking out the various grafitti. There was a dude, who grafitties all over Sydney at the time, and he only ever...
    tamarage tamarage 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    I have sixth sense - a sense of humour.

    And no, I don't see dead people.
    HappieStinger HappieStinger 41-45, M May 20, 2014

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    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M May 23, 2014

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    And Now, For Some Levity...

    ANY QUESTIONS? lmao
    greeneyedkitten greeneyedkitten 46-50, F Nov 4, 2013

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    Why God Created Eve 10.

    God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 25, 2014

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    Philadelphia Girl

    Found this diddy buried in an email from 2006: Body: Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house...
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M Feb 5, 2012

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    Well mines practically is not suitable

    for Ep due to ..... Ok it may be taken the wrong way. But yes I sometimes go through other people post and check the comments , where sometimes I will have a good laugh at something said in a funny or ridiculous way .... PS - thanks to all the anonymous people for the good...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M Jul 11

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    Just Thought This Was Funny

    Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag xD lol...
    IamJody IamJody 22-25, F 5 Responses Jan 10, 2013

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    "YES I HAVE A HEART. .

    .. Normally, I just keep it in the fridge"
    ArrowPewPew ArrowPewPew 18-21 9 Responses Feb 13

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    I remember the first time I tried it — I was

    only a kid of fifteen. And even though she was much younger than me, She was far more composed and serene. It was out in the barn, I remember, At the close of a summer day, And the evening was scented with clover in bloom And the fragrance of freshly mown hay. I remember she...
    AverageSized AverageSized 51-55, M Jul 22, 2014

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    A young man, searching

    for a house of ill repute, was directed to a street down by the river, When he got there he knocked at the door of one of the houses. He asked the very good looking woman that came to the door, "Is this one of those houses ?'' She smiled and said, "Could be." "Well, are you...
    toohottoresist toohottoresist 36-40, M Jul 22, 2014

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    I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar,

    and my wife told me to empty each and every bottle into the sink, or else, so I said I would, and proceeded with the monstrous task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the liquor down the sink, with the exception of 1 glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork...
    toohottoresist toohottoresist 36-40, M Jul 22, 2014

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    And What Sucks Is That Most Don't Have My Sense Of Humor :(

    I have one of the most twisted senses of humor ever. I think that the best way to explain the way that my brain works is just different sometimes. My brain creates almost its own tv programs, like one of those old time mickey mouse cartoons with no sound just music. So I'll see a...
    Megan1111 Megan1111 22-25, F 4 Responses May 22, 2011

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    The World Is Too Uptight!

    So many people these days take things too personally. I believe the world would be a better place if people could learn to laugh and let live; the globalization of news and information has made everyone "politically correct" in the hopes that they never offend anyone, or to shy...
    Warren21 Warren21 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 14, 2012

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    http://themindunleashed.

    org/2015/07/the-people-of-this-isolated-tribe-kill-anyone-approaching-their-island.html On an isolated Indian island lives a tribe that has never had contact with the 'civilised world', and they kill anyone who steps on their land! First of all, HOW CAN THIS BE ALLOWED?? This...
    Levat Levat 22-25, M Jul 23

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    greeneyedkitten greeneyedkitten 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I'm going out on a limb here - have any of you

    heard "Pepito" jokes? You have not LIVED unless you have! LOLOLOLOLOL
    LoveOverHatred LoveOverHatred 18-21, F Jan 27

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