I'm a few years older than my friend Goldie. One day she held a door for me and said, "Age before beauty."I sailed through the door, replying, "Pearls before swine!"Poor Goldie spluttered and stuttered over that one! "Did you just call me a pig!?!?" I'd had to stop walking...
You: I'm not annoying. I just have a personality you can't handle.
You: I don't recall asking for your life story.
Person: You're an idiot!
You: Hush please! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Person: You're an idiot.