I Love A Snappy Comeback

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    Borrowed But Still Funny

    I'm a few years older than my friend Goldie.  One day she held a door for me and said, "Age before beauty."I sailed through the door, replying, "Pearls before swine!"Poor Goldie spluttered and stuttered over that one!  "Did you just call me a pig!?!?"  I'd had to stop walking...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Jun 10, 2012

    I use them too. Person: Why are you

    so annoying??! You: I'm not annoying. I just have a personality you can't handle. Person: FAIL! You: I don't recall asking for your life story. Convo 2 Person: You're an idiot! You: Hush please! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Person: You're an idiot. You: Takes...
    NancyDrewFan NancyDrewFan
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 12
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