I love to cook, so when I date someone, it gives me licence to try out all my new recipes on her. When I date someone, who loves cooking as much as I do I find myself competing with her. But I'm the only cook in my kitchen LOL!
Bad things happen though when I...
If a lady really is a princess, one shouldn't ask her to cook,
nor to wash, nor to clean, nor to hurry, nor to have children,
nor to work in the garden
and spoil her looks.
She should shop from time to time,
paint her nails, sip champagne and oysters,
spend her days in bed and...