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I Love Anel Sex With Myself

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 270 People

    The Machine

    I started out with a ceiling fan motor.Took some wood,tape,plastic pipe,Now I have a 3 speed machine with changeable toys.I cleaned myself out real good,took about a half hour.But I like enemas Put my ***** that's 8 inches long and 2.5 inches wide.I laid down and slid that baby...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    3 Responses Dec 19, 2012

    Start With a Dush

    When I get in the mood for anal sex.Witch is a lot of the time.I give myself a good cleaning out.That's part of the fun.Some tines I hook up a hose to the faucet and play .I like the warm water flowing out.It looks like a women peeing.So after I play with water I get out my toys...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    10 Responses Aug 8, 2009

    Sizes

    I like the Aneros. At least they make the pretense that it might be good for your prostate to be milked now and then. i prefer one down from the biggest size though, although they all do fit with a push and don't hurt at all, the smaller ones can move around inside, rubbing up...
    Moddle Moddle
    66-70, M
    May 29, 2011

    My Way

    I reckon I've had all sizes and shapes in my life but the 8' **** shaped butt plug i have now is NO.1 . The head is hard and large, the shaft thinner .I love the anal farts, This thing hits the mark everytime and each time it is different.
    bonniethedog bonniethedog
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 9, 2010

    I Love Anel Sex With Myself

    i take my didlos and put in very hot water wale i get redey ilike to use my 2" and my2.5 and i like to swicth off take turn go back and forth for about hafe houre or so it just like getting **** by to men
    tomswain tomswain
    51-55, M
    Jan 21, 2011

    Love to Do Me

    My wife and I don't have as much sex as we used to so now I take care of myself.I bought some toys and frequently take care of my own needs.When I started to take care of my own needs I got some ****** and but plugs and a fake *****.I had to get really drunk to use the...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Sep 7, 2009

    Fill My Hole

    I went to the book store and was looking for a bigger *****.I looked around and found a **** that was huge.They said that they use it for a door stop.Nobody could ever use it on them self.I looked at the **** and had to buy it.It stood by it self.18 inches tall to the balls...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Nov 6, 2009

    Manpussy ***

    I love to play with ****** and plugs.I clean out my puss real good.Then when I'm ready I get my 10x2.5 ***** and shove it all the way in right off.I hold it till my puss calms down .Then I start to move it in and out.It's made to feel like the real thing and it does.I don't use...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    1 Response Aug 23, 2010

    *sigh*

    Just reading these stories makes me horney! I LOVE doing myself.....I will clean myself completely......making my little "*****" sexy and slippery. Feeling a ***** or my fingers up me drives me wild! I too have a beautiful wife that is menopausal, so her sex...
    justfun52 justfun52
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Nov 6, 2009

    **** My ***

    i love it when my wife ***** my *** but shenot like 2 do 2 much how do i get her more in2 it
    billyno billyno
    46-50, M
    Apr 24, 2011

    Six Hours of Self Intimacy

      For the past two weeks I have not had any alone time. There were a couple of association meetings and 3 trips to the home improvement store.  The weather was cooperating and I needed to get the roof done. I ask no help from anyone. I did it myself. ...
    leonbc leonbc
    61-65, M
    8 Responses Sep 3, 2009

    Do Myself

    I start out With a good cleaning.I have a small hose hooked up to the shower.I like to set the water just warm.The feeling of it filling my *** is great.I let the water Flow till its clean.Then I start on my second chamber.I hold my *** closed with my hands and relax As the water...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    1 Response Dec 11, 2009

    Anal Sex

    just love to play with myself and enjoy anal sex with myself!i have a pair rubber panties with a ***** in them that i like to wear makes me hot having rubber ***** up my *** and walking about!!!like to also have a butt plug in my *** and to use a ***** in my ***!!1enjoy being...
    mandiejune mandiejune
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jan 26, 2010

    New Toy

    Just bought a ***** thats 18 long and 3 across.I got 9 up me and loved it.I will get more in .Need to have someone work on getting it in me further.Want to help?Love very large ***** with hands on my hips pulling me hard .Slaming it deep and grinding my hole.Makes me hard...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Nov 13, 2010

    Was Sooo Hot And Horny,

    So i decided i wanted to try sticking my **** in my own ***, (i really wouldn't want another man to do it... maybe a hot shemale) Anyways.... i started with a finger in a bit to shove some lube up there and around the area, i condom'd up my ***** and lubed it up and stuffed it in...
    jackmcfly jackmcfly
    26-30, M
    Jul 21, 2011

    I really enjoy using my All American Mini

    whopper with it's suction base stuck to the shower wall and enjoy the ride and experiencing waves of an anal ****** and the tingling feeling it gives me into the next day.
    Pantyluvr55 Pantyluvr55
    56-60, M
    Apr 20, 2015

    End With a Smile

    I started to play with myself at about 12 . I had thoughts about being gay but at the same same time i got laid by a girl 2 years older. That changed things forever,I ate her and love the taste of *****. Now I jump to 30 years old . Married to my second wife we had a grate...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    5 Responses Jun 30, 2009

    While I Was Making Myself Dinner

    I started by playing with my tight hole with my little starter tube lubed up my *** and all the skin around it... bobbed it around and around dipped it all the way in played for a few minutes and then i suctioned my vibrator to the toilet seat and put a condom on it lubed it up...
    jackmcfly jackmcfly
    26-30, M
    Sep 11, 2012

    My *** Got Some Nice Play Tonight.

    so, i was talking to this awesome girl who likes to tell me what to do and after 3-4 hours of playing with myself and not getting off she told me i should use my vibrator on my tight ***, so i did as such. she told me to first sit here with it completely Deep in my *** for at...
    jackmcfly jackmcfly
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 21, 2011

    I enjoy it a lot. I can't find anything homo

    about pleasuring yourself. Right now I am using a toothpaste tube about 7-8in. Feels so good.
    SirJecht3000 SirJecht3000
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 3, 2014

    And Another Thing

    i love the way it makes you walk funny and no one knows why.sometimes when i get stressed at work ,in big meetings and on training Ijust pucker my *** and dream of my rubber God
    bonniethedog bonniethedog
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jan 9, 2010

    Just Tonight

    I cleaned myself out more than most nights.Making the water go up inside of me as far as it would go.After the water came out clear I knew it was right.I got out my toys and started with my 2.5x9 it slid right in and always feels so good.I played with my g-point and blew a wad...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    1 Response Apr 27, 2012

    Different Sizes

    When ever I can I love to slide dildoes in my ***.Right now I'm sitting on my best one.Rocking makes it feel so good.I love to rember my younger days when I went to the book store and got naked in the booth.I'd **** and suck all night.I love to be gang-banged.All the ***** were...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Aug 7, 2010

    It Is My Pleasure

      I really enjoy the time I have now to take a l-o-n-g enema session, 3 or more. (an anal balloon gets you all ready—refer to “BIG-E TO ECSTASY”)   Then lie down an play some in&out/, round&round in my backdoor. Sitting up a corkscrew...
    leonbc leonbc
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Aug 10, 2009

    Ball On A Stick

    I just bought a toy that looks like a ball on a stick.It has bumps on it and is about 2 inches round.This time I lubed up with some heating lube and started to play.It took a little to get it in the first time and after a few times I got use to the size.I started slow and steady...
    Berrney Berrney
    56-60, M
    Dec 24, 2009

    Well, I Just Used My Suction Cup Vibrator For The First Time.

    So i took my toys in the bathroom for a nice bath or well A toy. and the small tube that i used to open myself up with at first i played with myself with it for a while and then i suction cupped the vibrator to the side of the bath and Squatted over it got the head in and it hurt...
    jackmcfly jackmcfly
    26-30, M
    Oct 21, 2011

    Yes I Do.....

    I absolutely love anal sex with myself. I think about it all the time, and when the wife finally goes out of town or out for the night, thats all I have on my mind. I get out my many toys that I have hiding and I go at it for hours upon hours.. I love the feeling of stretching...
    tmafio tmafio
    36-40, M
    7 Responses Dec 21, 2009
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