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I Love Answering Questions On Ep

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    Funny Answering Machine Messgaes

    Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when...
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F Aug 29, 2013

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    You Ask I Asnwer.

    It's a good way to know about others.Like what they are into/how they see the world and etc.I love to ask and answer on Ep questions.Sometimes I just wish some people on here could be more creative and constructive and put some really serious questions instead of those silly one...
    MissAgni MissAgni 26-30, F Nov 15, 2012

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    Try To Answer Several On The Days I'm Actually On

    I really like it because I just like doing it. Sometimes I'm fell like ranting, others I feel sarcastic and yet others I am pretty vulnerable.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 18, 2012

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    My Answering Machine Message

    Hello, you have reached the house of 531. If you are a burgler, we are at home but we cant answer the phone because we are too busy sharpening our weapons, but if not, it is safe to leave a message. Thanks!
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F Aug 29, 2013

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    Ask me anything! I would love to answer your

    thoughts and whatever you're wondering about me, because I hate that feeling when you never get your questions answered. I don't want you to suffer that. It makes people go crazy. I will allow you to ask anything, *BUT please no inappropriate questions or else I will completely...
    llovelyfallenangell llovelyfallenangell 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 17, 2014

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    lucygal25 lucygal25 13-15, F May 29, 2014

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    msg767 msg767 18-21, F Mar 7, 2014

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    miracle98 miracle98 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 17, 2014

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    Will someone answer my ************ experience

    about my crush!!! Im guna hav heart failure if I don't hav help!
    bubble212 bubble212 13-15, F Jul 21, 2014

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    The Novelty Has Worn Off

    I first joined this site in 2010, but left my account dormant and never logged back in until 2012. When I started looking at this site again in late 2012, the question section did appeal at first. It was a light hearted diversion. However I very quickly noticed the standard of...
    loveland loveland 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2012

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    I'm bored so ask me some!

    But first to all the 13 year olds: no I will not send you naked pics.
    WintersSoldier WintersSoldier 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26, 2014

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    It's Totally Freakin Addictive

    It's not why I joined, but it's why I log on. A great way to interact with random folks. And that's about all I have to say about that.
    Casualfun Casualfun 36-40, M Jun 11, 2012

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    Any question Just ask ill answer

    if it's to personal ill pm you:)
    lovepixystix lovepixystix 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 3, 2014

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    What Should I Do To Get Him Back ??!!

    hi .. i met someone and i really liked him he has a great character really Impressed me .. so i told hem evry thing and how i feel for hem but he sad that he we can't have a relation ship because of the distance between as and the age difference and we became friends since that...
    menyar92 menyar92 18-21 1 Response Jun 10, 2012

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    I Just Don't Understand How This World Works.

    hey, does being nice to someone you hate being "plastic"? even though you have in mind that "even though i hate them because of circumstances, they are people and they too make mistakes, I hope someday they'll treat me better"? However if someone talks to you about the bad sides...
    Kah07 Kah07 16-17, F Oct 25, 2013

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    It's My Favorite Thing To Do Here

    I can have a lot of fun answering questions , they may make me think , or laugh or just wanna reach out to someone . I'm always honest and sincere with my answers , though on occasion I let my icon do the talking for me when chance arises to fool around and hopefully entertain...
    WisestFool WisestFool 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 14, 2012

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    Asdfghjklasdfghjklllllll Asdfghjklasdfghjklllllll 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2014

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    Q And A

    its my first serious day answering q and a and let me tell you I have enjoyed every bit of it. Will do more each time
    newmsuv newmsuv 26-30, F Jan 1, 2012

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    whaddup2014 whaddup2014 16-17, F Aug 17, 2014

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    I love love LOVE answering questions!

    No topic is off limits so ask away ;)
    Jessica4770 Jessica4770 18-21, T 6 days ago

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    Irony

    Its so funny it sayed I love answering question on ep and there is no polls. I know what they meant but still pretty funny.
    holyflapjacks holyflapjacks 16-17, M May 23, 2012

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    Ep Has Questions.. I Have Answers..

    I love giving people my perspective, thought it might not be the best or the most helpful at times. ^^
    n0twat1want2be n0twat1want2be 22-25 1 Response Jan 5, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Whether true or not, it's a good story. :D In case you didn't already know this little tidbit of wonderful trivia... On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I love chatting with people period. Online, offline it doesn't matter. I always say my biggest hobby is getting to know people. I love it. I love asking questions, normal small...
    SoCalKat SoCalKat 26-30, M Jan 1

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    "Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books that are now written in a very foreign tongue. Do...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 7 Responses Jan 15

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    Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? My mostly used vocabulary I can't help I love asking questions and learning things
    ElissaAcosta ElissaAcosta 16-17, F Jan 15

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    My parents, mostly my Dad, ask these stupid, embarrassing, rhetorical, and downright dumb questions. When my Dad asks questions, they seem more like comments on how I should live...
    JamesM93 JamesM93 18-21, M Jan 19

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Kyla 2: Do you miss anyone? Yes. Two people more than I should. 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I would laugh and say...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    I would love to be asked questions!!! I'll answer every single one truthfully so ask away! <3
    Jessica4770 Jessica4770 18-21, T 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I find myself answering common EP questions with one or more of the following: --There is a reason he/she is your ex. --Just ask him. How would I know? --Yes, you are attractive...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 3

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    I will do my best on answering the questions.
    maddie91101 maddie91101 13-15, F Jan 5

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    Happy New Year everyone :) I had a fantastic New Years Eve, I went to a party as Lisa which was just fabulous. The women were so accepting and asked so many questions which I...
    GirlyLisaTG GirlyLisaTG 26-30, T 5 Responses Jan 1

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    Lol.. I just found out I was blocked by a girl who calls herself, Brunette4U. It must be because I was sarcastically literal when answering her question about walking through doors...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I wish EP had a spot on this site for posting and answering user created polls. It could be fun !
    nylonbritches nylonbritches 51-55, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I had a best friend who I met in high school, we became inseparable and would even accompany each other on dates with others on occasion. Somehow our friendship always remained...
    Jonny1959 Jonny1959 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 11

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    So here we go...I fell in love with someone and I keep thinking about him ALL the time. But the sad thing is, he is famous and I am not. By famous, I don't mean singer, actor...
    queendragoness queendragoness 16-17, F Jan 19

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    Happy Friday EP! Today’s discovery (for me) is Viktor E. Frankl, a neurologist/psychiatrist who survived the Holocaust and became a key figure in existential therapy...
    KemiKill KemiKill 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Who are you that comes to me and tampers with my sanity Then leaves me to find peace with myself Touching you and touching me Touching life reality The distance in ourselves...
    silenttomorrows silenttomorrows 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    I was recommended the Four Agreements and wanted to continue sharing on this experience since it's where I began. [Disclosure: I am a chemist by trade and new to psychology but I...
    KemiKill KemiKill 36-40, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    She asks questions by god knows no one has the answer to. That annoys me like "ooo what's behind that sign up there?" How the hell should I know? I'm driving I've never been here...
    LastofmyPeople LastofmyPeople 31-35, F Jan 6

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    A good morning chat with my adult son somehow ended with me answering his inquest of where I'm hiding the weed. " I AM WEED!" Smoke this! xP have a psychedelic day!
    Stufy Stufy 46-50 2 Responses Jan 13

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    Well this is not about M, but a prof at my Uni is weird lately, I'm like the only person he remembers the name of (45 student in the course), he jokes and flirts around me. Today...
    HelenaMai HelenaMai 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    I need help with something. I cannot decide if my teacher likes me back or not, so Im going to go through all the events that have happened with me and him, and I would really...
    SilencesLullaby SilencesLullaby 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Though I am an open book, an index certainly helps! 20 questions, any questions you like, will be answered once you message them to me. Looking forward...:)
    NPJacob NPJacob 41-45, M Jan 15

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    I Want to Answer a 99 Questions to Pass the Time 1. Name? Steve 2. Male or female? How many girls are named Steve? Male 3. Were you named after anyone? St. Stephen 4. Does your...
    garionrox garionrox 51-55 1 Response Jan 16

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    A couple of questions for you - Who is Jesus Christ? What is the Holy Spirit? What does it do to a person? You said God forgives when we mess up... What about when we seek God...
    Ajushi Ajushi 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    How about some deep questions? Questions that require thought....
    crazycontrolled crazycontrolled 36-40, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Hey, I love to answer dirty questions. Please ask away, nothing is off limits!
    Kathryn2093 Kathryn2093 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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