I currently use an iPhone 6, an ipad, and a MacBook Pro. Apple forever!
Especially if there is cinnamon in it :-)
Cinnamon is my favorite :3
You gotta love little johnny jokes !!!
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen...
I love Texas can't wait to go back and visit I am freaking out to go back I family and they have a apple t.v. And I was like omg imma faint just for an apple t.v. So yea love you...
Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10...
What is it they say about rehearsals? If you have a bad one, the performance is sure to be a hit!
Let's think of today as a bad rehearsal... Which I'm certain will guarantee that...
I've found one that I can confide in we both have a lot in common and just the understanding is unbelievable
I went to the top of the tree and got not just the good apple
“What do you think we should do?” Colin said, biting into an apple taken from the tree we were resting under.
“I don’t know.”
“Well,” he said. “Aren't you...
My life be like
Ooh aah (yeah), ooh ooh
My life be like (yeah)
Ooh aah, ooh aah (yeah), ooh ooh
Ooh aah (yeah), ooh ooh
My life be like (yeah)
Ooh aah, ooh aah (yeah), ooh...
The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall...
"Do you feel like a man when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well, I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's gon' to end
as your lies...
One can crumble or one can be calm, have faith now, during the storm.
I choose to nurture myself, be calm, serene and strong now. The storm will pass and the good / normal will...
My then fiancée, now wife, encouraged me to get full dentures. She knew my partials caused me discomfort and, when two further teeth crumbled, and then my wisdom teeth erupted and...
D and I are getting married in October. :) He has helped me through some of the hardest times of my life, and held me up when so thought that I would crumble... I can't imagine...
I love them so much, they're my little babies I have only got two now. My oldest cat ran away in the summer, :/ she really loved the outdoors more then us. The two I have now are...
Love is a war of lightning,
and two bodies ruined by a single sweetness.
Kiss by kiss, I cover your tiny infinity.
Carnal Apple, Woman Filled, Burning Moon
I love playing my xbox 360 my Apple Mac mini and my iPad. On my computer I like playing roblox. On my iPad I like playing roblox and other games. On my xbox I play many different...
I love to draw so much but over the past week I have gotten really into painting and I really love it I have been useing Daler-Rowney Simply Acrylic Paint , Folk Art Acrylic Paint...
This story isn't true but cute
Tyler watches Avery it's a Saturday afternoon in September.
Hey uncle jimmy says Tyler! Hey Ty says jimmy ! Thanks for coming to watch Avery . Of...
mowed the lawn for the first time this season. it is beautiful out. I laid on my front lawn under the crab apple tree which is purple and in full bloom. the scent is intoxicating...
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed, Not my fault they don't have Windows.
Kiwi Super Healing Food.
Why Kiwifruit Is a Super-Healing Food
This tiny, nutrient-dense fruit packs an amazing amount of vitamin C (double the amount found in oranges), has more...
Guava Super Healing Food
Why Guavas Are a Super-Healing Food
Guavas are a small tropical fruit that can be round, oval, or pear-shaped. They're not all that common, so they...
My favorite foods ever.
Honey Bunches Of Oats
Why did the luci fall off the swings
Why did the boy drop is ice cream
Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple
So in science I was texting my friend and we were talking about how red my face was because I did some thing embarrassing So she was calling me a tomato and other food that are red...
The First Parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
I can't be the only one who occasionally stares at my apple TV remote and thinks it's the coolest looking thing ever. Right?
“Mother, can I have those apples on the sideboard?”
“Oh, I am so glad you said yes.”
“Why, are you so hungry?”
“No– but I’ve eaten them already...
I am so ******* hungry. I think I'll eat a pizza, and a box of strawberries, a few apples, and whatever else is in the fridge.
I am so hungry!!!
My apple tree is covered in blossom now. Come on bees, do your stuff.
Never had real true love my hole life even basic love as a child not even a cuddle ..... finaly felt what love was at the age of 28 crazy hu! and I fell hard.
It was like I had...
A Letter (end)
For the one you love
How did you construe this
Tangling and tearing me to bits
Words of fire breathed out of desire
The man you longed
Was he ever so wrong...
I love them espec wen they sexy, intelligent kind. I love em all the more. Had a older lady friend we went our ways. Wish we didn't. She treat me very good give me pride make me...
I am now 18 years old and already working.I have this feeling to my friend.We've known each other for three years now and I think I am totally in love with him.He's not my...
I know HOW it happened, but I don't remember which song, in particular, was instrumental in me becoming a life long devotee of the genre. I'm hooked on 60s 70s and 80s "classic...