I took a break and lived with a very clean nerdy nice guy mechanical engineer.
My heart felt rather kaput.
But I left him (nice guy really did finish last because he stalled...
My now ex was a "bad" boy i guess . He got into a lot of trouble all the time running the streets and such . I won't give details of what he's done because of our loyalty pact...
The whole "bad boy" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot
This is how the conversation went
Him: So I heard you like bad guys
Me: Yes, I have a thing for them
Him: Well I don't mean to brag but I crossed the street once, but I didn't...
Everyone has a pattern right? eventually you know what attracts you. My ex-h...."musician", past drug user and not opposed to smoking pot and cigarettes, frequent 'bouts of hitting...
Most definately. The badder, the better.
Are you pregnant are your breasts just big naturally?
You're the kind of woman who could stop me from lusting after 12 year old boys.
Two out of my three bfs have been country boys. Tall, built, strong, hardworking and driven. Gotta love there wranglers, pick up trucks, work boots, and dusty baseball caps with a...
Hey guys I'm just an ordinary guy I play a little guitar and play video games and love being outside and love animals I actually work for an animal rescue and Its my passion...
Really love em they make me hard all the way
Yes Yes Yes I do! I love everything about them from them cowboy hats or baseball cap down to his square toes. And yes he must have a big truck :) yummy!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered a hamburger. The cook made the hamburger by putting the beef on the grill, pulling down his pants, sitting on the ground beef to make it...
I got badgers in my garden
I guess they aren't really good for me.
Just someone that lives in the country and knows the life of a farmer! I feel like a true country guy is different than anyone else because of their values and the way they were...
I'm a very beautiful black girl & I'm currently dating an attractive white guy. I must say I haven't looked at another black guy the same.
I think this would be perfect... Dontcha think?
What do you call a girl with no eyes?
Where do you find perverted fish?
Swimming around outside of schools
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
World news update: Hungary has threatened to nuke Turkey and Chile, because it's Hungary.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was being STALKED.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Girl I ain't no astronaut but I need some space.
Movie lover! It's one of my favourite things to do! I prefer to watch a film than to listen to music or read a book!
Here are my favourite films: We need to talk about Kevin,The...