I Love Bad Pick-up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 267 People

    How to date me; You know what this shirts made

    out of? Boyfriend material. :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
    laani laani
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2015

    Are you a touchscreen?

    Because I'd tap that.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 27, 2015

    Nerdy Ones, Especially

    http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines Some of my favorites
    axelval axelval
    18-21, T
    Nov 20, 2008

    "Can I tie your shoelaces?

    as I don't want you to fall for anyone else"!!!😘
    blackinc blackinc
    36-40, M
    Feb 15, 2016
    Azrael606 Azrael606
    22-25, M
    Jun 11, 2015

    I got a ton. Like this one: If you were a

    vegetable I would call ya a cute-cumber!
    JVarhol JVarhol
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 4, 2016

    Is that a tic tac in your blouse

    or are you just glad to see me? :O I'm not drunk.. I'm just intoxicated by you ;) Hey did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away :p
    jlove987 jlove987
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 28, 2015

    Me: I'm a Slytherin Girl: Really?

    !?! Me: Yeah so u should let me Slytherin:D
    ChiyoStorm14 ChiyoStorm14
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 6, 2014

    Can I have a picture of you?

    I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 28, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 29, 2015

    My first boyfriend (were we dating?

    We went out like twice) but anyways he was in one of my classes during the year but he sent me a dm on twitter after school got out and sent me a picture of a polar bear at first and said 'this is a polar bear. I'm hoping he can break the ice for me.' Which was beyond adorable...
    DauntlessRavenclaw DauntlessRavenclaw
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 1, 2014
    dmc313 dmc313
    26-30, M
    Nov 25, 2015

    We got out of the hot tub at the hotel

    and our bodies were steaming, and she made note of it. So I said, "well you're just that hot." She kissed me.
    achilles3456 achilles3456
    22-25, M
    May 31, 2015

    I may not be Fred Flintstone

    but I'll make your bed rock.
    birdnester birdnester
    31-35, M
    Nov 26, 2015

    What is your best pick up line?

    And have you ever used it
    niggaatris niggaatris
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 16, 2015

    Here are some pick up lines

    for a gamer coming from a gamer. "Are we playing assault? Because I'm pretty sure that your the bomb" "Are we playing ctf? Because your the only flag I want" "If you were a map I would never veto you"
    cheezyfish cheezyfish
    18-21, M
    Dec 4, 2013

    One day you will have my kids.

    .. They're out in the car if you want them.
    Cha0stheory Cha0stheory
    36-40, M
    Mar 15, 2016

    You remind me of my picky toe,

    tiny and cute and I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house :3 XD
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    My personal favorite from a great show.

    "Hey are you from heaven? Cuz Iv always wanted to bone an angel" -lavinious tucker from red vs. blue
    cheezyfish cheezyfish
    18-21, M
    Dec 4, 2013

    To The Fellas

    Hey fellas, if you want a girl wanting to be all up in yo pants, I would use these pick up lines I created. - Damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key? Cause that a$$ is refreshing. - That a$$ must be critical data cause I want to back it up. - Hey girl, are your pants a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 30, 2013

    Tell me your cheesiest,

    or your dirtiest~ my favorite one of all time is "you look cold; wanna use me as a blanket?"
    CarelessCupcakes CarelessCupcakes
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jun 8, 2014

    Are you a fruit? I ask

    because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
    dmc313 dmc313
    26-30, M
    Nov 25, 2015

    Do I smell like fritos?

    You're giving me that hungry stare.
    Cha0stheory Cha0stheory
    36-40, M
    Mar 17, 2016
    Ihan14 Ihan14
    13-15, M
    1 Response Dec 14, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 2, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 29, 2015

    ( So this is anime I watch

    and 2 of the people are name Aquarius and Scorpio and they are in relationship) i'm a Scorpio, and so if a girl I like happens to be a Aquarius, i'll be like hey can be a Scorpio, #fairytale
    dominick6 dominick6
    16-17, M
    1 Response May 30, 2015

    What's shaken good lookin?

    Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see? Do you know what this is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.
    ChaosArchangel ChaosArchangel
    16-17, F
    Nov 29, 2015

    Here are some quality gems.

    I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty. You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
    DC313 DC313
    26-30, M
    Aug 16, 2015

    These bad lines worked great

    for me. "Hey was your dad a mechanic? No. Them how'd you get suck a fine tuned body" "Don't be surprised if a man in a big red suit kidnaps you because your what I want for Christmas."
    cheezyfish cheezyfish
    18-21, M
    Dec 4, 2013

    As long as the guy try's i give them the

    benefit of the doubt and go with it
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 14, 2014
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