I Love Bad Pick-up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 268 People

    dmc313 dmc313
    26-30, M
    Nov 25, 2015

    My personal favorite from a great show.

    "Hey are you from heaven? Cuz Iv always wanted to bone an angel" -lavinious tucker from red vs. blue
    cheezyfish cheezyfish
    18-21, M
    Dec 4, 2013
    Azrael606 Azrael606
    18-21, M
    Jun 11, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 29, 2015

    Is that a tic tac in your blouse

    or are you just glad to see me? :O I'm not drunk.. I'm just intoxicated by you ;) Hey did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away :p
    jlove987 jlove987
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 28, 2015
    Ihan14 Ihan14
    13-15, M
    1 Response Dec 14, 2015

    Nerdy Ones, Especially

    http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines Some of my favorites
    axelval axelval
    18-21, T
    Nov 20, 2008

    These bad lines worked great

    for me. "Hey was your dad a mechanic? No. Them how'd you get suck a fine tuned body" "Don't be surprised if a man in a big red suit kidnaps you because your what I want for Christmas."
    cheezyfish cheezyfish
    18-21, M
    Dec 4, 2013

    Can I have a picture of you?

    I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 28, 2015

    "Can I tie your shoelaces?

    as I don't want you to fall for anyone else"!!!😘
    blackinc blackinc
    36-40, M
    Feb 15

    Here are some quality gems.

    I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty. You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
    DC313 DC313
    26-30, M
    Aug 16, 2015

    Tell me your cheesiest,

    or your dirtiest~ my favorite one of all time is "you look cold; wanna use me as a blanket?"
    CarelessCupcakes CarelessCupcakes
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jun 8, 2014

    Do I smell like fritos?

    You're giving me that hungry stare.
    Cha0stheory Cha0stheory
    36-40, M
    Mar 17

    What is your best pick up line?

    And have you ever used it
    niggaatris niggaatris
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 16, 2015

    My first boyfriend (were we dating?

    We went out like twice) but anyways he was in one of my classes during the year but he sent me a dm on twitter after school got out and sent me a picture of a polar bear at first and said 'this is a polar bear. I'm hoping he can break the ice for me.' Which was beyond adorable...
    DauntlessRavenclaw DauntlessRavenclaw
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 1, 2014

    I got a ton. Like this one: If you were a

    vegetable I would call ya a cute-cumber!
    JVarhol JVarhol
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 4

    You remind me of my picky toe,

    tiny and cute and I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house :3 XD
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    Are you a fruit? I ask

    because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
    dmc313 dmc313
    26-30, M
    Nov 25, 2015

    Are you a touchscreen?

    Because I'd tap that.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 27, 2015

    Here are some pick up lines

    for a gamer coming from a gamer. "Are we playing assault? Because I'm pretty sure that your the bomb" "Are we playing ctf? Because your the only flag I want" "If you were a map I would never veto you"
    cheezyfish cheezyfish
    18-21, M
    Dec 4, 2013

    ( So this is anime I watch

    and 2 of the people are name Aquarius and Scorpio and they are in relationship) i'm a Scorpio, and so if a girl I like happens to be a Aquarius, i'll be like hey can be a Scorpio, #fairytale
    dominick6 dominick6
    16-17, M
    1 Response May 30, 2015

    To The Fellas

    Hey fellas, if you want a girl wanting to be all up in yo pants, I would use these pick up lines I created. - Damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key? Cause that a$$ is refreshing. - That a$$ must be critical data cause I want to back it up. - Hey girl, are your pants a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 30, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 29, 2015

    One day you will have my kids.

    .. They're out in the car if you want them.
    Cha0stheory Cha0stheory
    36-40, M
    Mar 15

    What's shaken good lookin?

    Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see? Do you know what this is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.
    ChaosArchangel ChaosArchangel
    16-17, F
    Nov 29, 2015

    Me: I'm a Slytherin Girl: Really?

    !?! Me: Yeah so u should let me Slytherin:D
    ChiyoStorm14 ChiyoStorm14
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 6, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 2, 2015

    I may not be Fred Flintstone

    but I'll make your bed rock.
    birdnester birdnester
    31-35, M
    Nov 26, 2015

    How to date me; You know what this shirts made

    out of? Boyfriend material. :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
    laani laani
    16-17, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2015

    As long as the guy try's i give them the

    benefit of the doubt and go with it
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

    We got out of the hot tub at the hotel

    and our bodies were steaming, and she made note of it. So I said, "well you're just that hot." She kissed me.
    achilles3456 achilles3456
    22-25, M
    May 31, 2015
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