I am crazy about Bill Clinton. I attended his first Innagural (sp), and was lucky enough to meet him several years ago. I was starstruck. He's brilliant and charming.
Hell ya. Love this guy. Always have. Always will. Everything about him. Suave, smart, funny, handsome. I don't know but I'm turned on by intellect and older men and he is def one...
Hannibal Buress, John Mulaney, Carlos Mencia, Daniel Tosh, Kevin Hart, Lewis Clark, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, George Carlin.
You know I think I've been living under a rock for the last 20 years. I can't believe I've never seen Russell Peters. I was fortunate enough to catch his show tonight and am now a...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest...
my mom wants me to find money to pay her bills. yet she goin around fvcking people
This story isn't true I'm not really related to these people .
Vic and Billy discuss their kids
Honey says Billy ! Ya says Vic ? Hi says Billy he runs to his wife ! Hi she says...
Billy Joel - New York State Of Mind
Billy Joel - Just The Way You Are
Billy Joel - Keeping the Faith
Billy Joel - Tell Her About It
Knew iraq didnt have weapons.
But we went to war.
And our kids got hurt.
And we gave china more markers.
For cash to stay at war.
And beat up our...
... she hurts me all of the time, even if she doesn't realize she's doing it.
My family isn't poor, but we know what it's like to have too much month left at the end of the money...
It's a slow day in the small town of Podunk and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days...