I Love Bill Hicks

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    On Drugs

    Never robbed anybody, never raped anybody, never killed anybody, haven't lost one ******* job. Laughed my *** off, and got on with my day!
    themeanderthal themeanderthal
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 7, 2011

    Rednecks

    I love Hicks' story about doing a gig at a club in Alabama in which his takes on religion figured prominently. On the way out to the bus, he was approached by several southern boys one of whom said, "Hey, we don't like what you said about our Lord". "So", Hicks replied, "forgive...
    menelaeus menelaeus
    61-65, M
    Nov 1, 2013

    It's Just A Ride.

    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 8, 2012

    .. .. And George Bush Is Really An American.

     Would the years 2000 to 2008 been played out the same had such a revolutionary genius been alive?  He was one of the only comedians to truly bring out on stage, what everyone in the audience had felt at one point in their lives regarding politics.  I wish he was...
    blackwedo blackwedo
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 20, 2009

    Not A Physics Major Ha Ha Ha

    Perfect comeback .
    certifiable certifiable
    70+, F
    1 Response Apr 11, 2013

    His dismissal of the argument about subliminal

    lyrics and the Judas Priest trial is the best argument against the fact the Judas Priest were responsible for the suicide of two fans. Bill Hicks basically stated that which artist/band would want their audience dead.
    DARRIN001 DARRIN001
    41-45, M
    May 25, 2015

    Love Watching Him On Youtube

    He reminds me of a college friend that died tragically.    
    nopathatall nopathatall
    51-55, M
    Oct 4, 2009
    Azara Azara
    31-35, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    A Dreamer, But Not The Only One...

    I think Bill Hicks was very funny and intelligent. He used comedy as a way to show the absurdities and contradictions in everything from the government to the media. For example: the war on drugs. He explained how the two drugs legal in the western world were alcohol and...
    thelastday thelastday
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2012

    The Man Simply Went Out And Spoke The Truth About Everything.

    What a hero. Hicks is ******* brillinant.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 1, 2012

    Bill Hicks, We Need You More Than Ever Now..

    He was way ahead of his time and in my mind a genius. Bill Hicks is the best damn comedian to have walked the Earth.!--- R.I.P-BILL although you are gone, your really here because your comedy will live on forever   http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid...
    trippinbillies trippinbillies
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 8, 2008

    Still Missed

    i love bill hicks,his material is witty+observant but more than that i love his raw energy+passion know it probably not an original opinion,but its mine
    happyukgal happyukgal
    22-25, F
    Nov 13, 2010

    I think this is probably the only requirement

    to find a cool girl to be with, whatever that means.
    mortsahlfan mortsahlfan
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jul 8, 2015

    The Funny Truth

    I love the emotion behind this clip , he appeared to be as angry and confused as many of us who don't support the military feel ." I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids "You Bill Hicks were a legend .
    certifiable certifiable
    70+, F
    1 Response Apr 11, 2013

    Where's My Commercial

    “I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth: I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm...
    Smokeandpencils Smokeandpencils
    31-35, F
    Nov 6, 2013

    Bill Hicks I'm In Love

    I've discovered this incredible soul that once was Bill Hicks He came into my life at the right time i enjoy our inside jokes and sharing the idea of unconditional love.
    butterfly1677 butterfly1677
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 30, 2012

    Or Words To This Effect

    "You gotta wonder about all these people wearing crucifixes. Don't you think if Jesus does come back, the last thing he's gonna want to see is a cross?"
    menelaeus menelaeus
    61-65, M
    Nov 5, 2013

    WWBD

    Just ask yourself, every day: What Would Bill Do?
    Smokeandpencils Smokeandpencils
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 1, 2013

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