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I Love Bill Hicks

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    “I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth: I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm...
    Smokeandpencils Smokeandpencils 26-30, F Nov 6, 2013

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    Not A Physics Major Ha Ha Ha

    Perfect comeback .
    certifiable certifiable 70+, F 1 Response Apr 11, 2013

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    Bill Hicks I'm In Love

    I've discovered this incredible soul that once was Bill Hicks He came into my life at the right time i enjoy our inside jokes and sharing the idea of unconditional love.
    butterfly1677 butterfly1677 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 30, 2012

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    On Drugs

    Never robbed anybody, never raped anybody, never killed anybody, haven't lost one ******* job. Laughed my *** off, and got on with my day!
    themeanderthal themeanderthal 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 7, 2011

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    Rednecks

    I love Hicks' story about doing a gig at a club in Alabama in which his takes on religion figured prominently. On the way out to the bus, he was approached by several southern boys one of whom said, "Hey, we don't like what you said about our Lord". "So", Hicks replied, "forgive...
    menelaeus menelaeus 61-65, M Nov 1, 2013

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    It's Just A Ride.

    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 8, 2012

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    Or Words To This Effect

    "You gotta wonder about all these people wearing crucifixes. Don't you think if Jesus does come back, the last thing he's gonna want to see is a cross?"
    menelaeus menelaeus 61-65, M Nov 5, 2013

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    WWBD

    Just ask yourself, every day: What Would Bill Do?
    Smokeandpencils Smokeandpencils 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 1, 2013

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    A Dreamer, But Not The Only One...

    I think Bill Hicks was very funny and intelligent. He used comedy as a way to show the absurdities and contradictions in everything from the government to the media. For example: the war on drugs. He explained how the two drugs legal in the western world were alcohol and...
    thelastday thelastday 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 28, 2012

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    The Funny Truth

    I love the emotion behind this clip , he appeared to be as angry and confused as many of us who don't support the military feel ." I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids "You Bill Hicks were a legend .
    certifiable certifiable 70+, F 1 Response Apr 11, 2013

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    .. .. And George Bush Is Really An American.

     Would the years 2000 to 2008 been played out the same had such a revolutionary genius been alive?  He was one of the only comedians to truly bring out on stage, what everyone in the audience had felt at one point in their lives regarding politics.  I wish he was...
    blackwedo blackwedo 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 20, 2009

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    Bill Hicks, We Need You More Than Ever Now..

    He was way ahead of his time and in my mind a genius. Bill Hicks is the best damn comedian to have walked the Earth.!--- R.I.P-BILL although you are gone, your really here because your comedy will live on forever   http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid...
    trippinbillies trippinbillies 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 8, 2008

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    Still Missed

    i love bill hicks,his material is witty+observant but more than that i love his raw energy+passion know it probably not an original opinion,but its mine
    happyukgal happyukgal 22-25, F Nov 13, 2010

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    The Man Simply Went Out And Spoke The Truth About Everything.

    What a hero. Hicks is ******* brillinant.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 1, 2012

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    Hilarious! Well,mostly Hilarious...

    The digs at nonsmokers and one or two other areas raised my hackles,but Bill Hicks was a funny guy - and you can't say that about every comedian.
    Rob22make3 Rob22make3 41-45, M 4 Responses Oct 12, 2008

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    Love Watching Him On Youtube

    He reminds me of a college friend that died tragically.    
    nopathatall nopathatall 51-55, M Oct 4, 2009

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    "if you are born poor,its not your mistake.but if you die poor.its your mistake."
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    I don't listen to the raps that have profanity, vulgarity, hate, condescension, etc. I am sensitive to that type of talk, but I don't hate it or those rappers. There are words...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Jun 27

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    I got to see Tim Hicks, Eli Young Band, Dean Brody, and Darius Rucker last night!! IT WAS AMAZING!!!!
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    If I made a CD box set for my love, I would put these songs on it: Album 1, CD 1 - Friendship - Not A Love Song by Ross Lynch Friends Forever by Thunderbugs I Am Not Alone by...
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    Billy talent marathon today! ;)
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    From "Chicken Soup for the Woman's Soul" Most people need to hear those "three little words." Once in a while, they hear them just in time. I met Connie the day she was admitted to...
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    Exciting news for loyal fans!BOOKS | FEATURESThe Strange and Wonderful Return of Bill WattersonHow the Reclusive Creator of Calvin and Hobbes Rejoined the Cartooning CommunityBy...
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    Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go...
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    From 1959 to 1964, millions used to tune in for the weekly dose of the darkest insanity and some never made it back. Long distance call When Billy was celebrating his 5th...
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    A man says to his son "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" His son says "no way!" So the man tells him that the girl is Bill Gates daughter, so the son agrees The man then...
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    All around I hear the sound of money But I ain't got a nickel to my name And everywhere I look I see temptation She stands on every corner and calls my name. Won't you tell me if...
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M Jun 30

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    15 years ago today "Bills, Bills, Bills" by Destiny's Child was the number one hit on the US billboards. (1999) Wow I feel old now haha.
    RjMommy245 RjMommy245 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Mary Ann and Bill Hyman are known as the masters of the Marketing Industry. They started their careers in this field at a very young age, but constant hard work, sincerity, and a...
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    Why is everbody always pickin' on me?  The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor  He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca  The doctor...
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M Jun 26

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    Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill. Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go...
    RichardHertz RichardHertz 36-40, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    The way I see it, there are two kinds of people in this world. 1) People who prefer Vol 1 of Kill Bill 2) People who prefer Vol 2 of Kill Bill Question is, which kind are you
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    Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm kind of a compulsive list maker so here are my top 100 favorite songs. In no particular order 1. Yesterday~ The Beatles 2. Let it be~ The Beatles 3. With a little help...
    Ashley1421 Ashley1421 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 24

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    Billy Joel......Piano Man.....It's Nine O'Clock On A Saturday. The Regular Crowd Shuffles In. There's An Old Man Sittin' Next To Me. Makin' Love To His Tonic and Gin. He Says,"Son...
    jon2403 jon2403 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    I AM SO BORED so here is a list of all the music i love (be prepared it is gonna be huge and such a wide range) ... The Beatles The Flaming Lips Smashing Pumpkins Nirvana Less...
    TheFlamingLips TheFlamingLips 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 2

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    First golfer, Bill: "What was your score?" Bob: "Seventy-two." Bill: "That's not too bad at all!" Bob: "Thanks! I hope I'll do better on the second hole."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 26

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    A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 3

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    she finally finds Billy down at the Italian cafe',when he's drunk its hard to understand what Billy says but then he mumbles in his coffee and he suddenly roars "its a rat trap...
    kevinstoke kevinstoke 46-50, M Jul 12

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    I love that this is actually a ******* thing. Billy Idol is great thought.
    HomicidalIguana HomicidalIguana 13-15 a week ago

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    When the nuns are away the catholic school girls will play There are 3 fundamental truths about religion: Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God, Protestants don't...
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    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    Because, it's BILL F***IN MURRAY!
    THEPICKLEKING THEPICKLEKING 22-25, M Jun 24

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    Yes,I am a billionaire. I have worked so hard for this and still do.
    UncleSamYes UncleSamYes 66-70, M Jun 27

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    Just now. He no longer exists. Now, we can all stop talking about him, and start talking about kittens and pineapples. To be clear, Billy Madison is not a human anymore, but a...
    amazingpants amazingpants 70+, M 1 Response Jul 14

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