from the classified ads
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.
'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel1/2...
I love bloopers involving people falling or dropping things, as shown on the TV show "America's Funniest Home Videos". Very funny. I'm not interested in people getting hurt; it's just that the accidents look funny and can be embarrassing. If they are on a funny...
prepare to laugh out loud
Let's take things literally!!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Deer Kill 17,000
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in...
Bloopers from Sunday School Students
In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a...
In the News:
Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago. (Detroit News article)
Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee (Toronto Star headline)
Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6. (Entrepreneur Magazine ad...
1-For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery down stairs.
2-This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
3-The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the...
I thought this experience would be common. The group has gotten only four (when I did this story) members, including myself, in the months since I started it. Please join if it applies to you. Thanks, those who will join and those who already joined.