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Bloopers from Sunday School Students
In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a...
1-For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery down stairs.
2-This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
3-The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the...
from the classified ads
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.
'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel1/2...
I love bloopers involving people falling or dropping things, as shown on the TV show "America's Funniest Home Videos". Very funny. I'm not interested in people getting hurt; it's just that the accidents look funny and can be embarrassing. If they are on a funny...
I thought this experience would be common. The group has gotten only four (when I did this story) members, including myself, in the months since I started it. Please join if it applies to you. Thanks, those who will join and those who already joined.