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I Love Captain Jack Sparrow

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    It's Captain Jack Sparrow!

    What can I say about Jack... He's cunning, sexy, slightly eccentric, but has a heart of gold underneath it all. He walks a little minty, staggers around, generally giving the idea that he is mildly intoxicated, which in turn makes his foes deem him harmless. But beneath all that...
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