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    Funny Quotes From The Movie ~knocked Up~ With Seth Rogan

    Quotes from "Knocked Up", a very funny movie with Seth Rogan, Katherine Heigel, Paul Rudd.   Language warning. :) ---- Jill: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale...
    thatguy1970 thatguy1970 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 17, 2012

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    Some Of My Favourites

    Juno: 'They've already got 5 kids, they're just like greedy little *******.' Shallow Hal: 'Are you saying you're more mature than me?' 'Nah ok, you're probably more mature than me....but at least I've got a bigger willy!' Slumdog Millionaire: 'Money and women- the reasons for...
    LittleMissLucky LittleMissLucky 18-21, F Jun 21, 2011

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    Devinamaria Devinamaria 26-30, F Dec 16, 2013

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    Bill And Teds Excelent Advevture

    ,"there are strange things afoot at the circle k " I love that movie
    starman5000 starman5000 41-45, M Jul 17, 2012

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    A Walk to Remeember.

    "one day can make your life one day can ruin your life, all life is is four or five days that can change everything"-A walk to rememember. "Jamie saved my life she taught me everything about life love and the long journey ahead i will always miss her our love is...
    legallyme legallyme 18-21, F Jul 21, 2008

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    From The Movie "Blow"

    Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. - George Jung -
    JuugManShawty JuugManShawty 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 14, 2011

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    They Change Sometimes, But..

    My Current Favorite: From Chariots of Fire - "You Can't Put in What God Left Out." Old Favorites: Star Trek Generations - "Not Funny Data!" Blues Brothers - "No Mama, we're Musicians." & "They Can't stop us, we're on a mission from God...
    Longrun Longrun 46-50, M 3 Responses Apr 15, 2008

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    She's Out Of My League

    In a plane... Passenger: Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane. Patty: Oh, excuse me? Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the **** up! Passenger calls flight attendant Patty: "Go sh*t in your hand"
    CinnamonCake CinnamonCake 31-35, F Jan 4, 2013

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    "I Solemly Swear That I Am Up to No Good"

    This one should be easy..  name that movie..
    Sabrina0202 Sabrina0202 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 26, 2008

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    A Few of My Favorites

    "Soylent Green is people!"-Soylent Green "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"-Auntie Mame "When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better" - I'm No Angel “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 17, 2009

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    Horton Hears a Who

    Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 16, 2008

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    cillianmurphie cillianmurphie 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 24

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    Another Al Pacino Quote

    I never ****** anybody over in my life that didn't have it comin to'em. You got that??? All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break'em for no one. - Al Pacino -
    JuugManShawty JuugManShawty 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 14, 2011

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    Quotes From The Princess Bride

    This is a very funny movie!------------------------------------Man in Black: [intrigued] You've done nothing but study sword-play? Inigo Montoya: More pursue than study lately. You see, I cannot find him... it's been twenty years now and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just...
    thatguy1970 thatguy1970 41-45, M 5 Responses Jul 22, 2011

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    Anyone Remember Twiki?

    You know from Buck Rogers in the 25th century. "Beedeebeedeebeedee... "     Voice by Mel Blanc ---- remember him too!
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2009

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    From "Magnolia"...

    Narrator:  "We may be through with the past, but the past isn't through with us..."
    fallentower fallentower 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2008

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    Ferris Bueller Day Off

    Man this is sooo true about my friend ferris bueller was right: "Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like ****, because she will...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2008

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    Some of My Favorites

    Some of my favorites!!!! “I feel the need, the need for speed.” From TopGun “Can I keep you?” From Casper “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” From the Hulk “I’ll be back.” From The Terminator "Of all...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 5 Responses May 17, 2008

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    "Every life is a riddle.

    The answer to mine is knowledge, born of darkness." - The Order
    GrumpyGrouchy GrumpyGrouchy 22-25, F Apr 8

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    Fight Club

    I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct. I am Jack's Cold Sweat. I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise. I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I Am Jack's Broken Heart. I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection. I am Jack's wasted life. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a...
    eromreven eromreven 26-30 6 Responses Aug 6, 2008

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    "Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of

    stone." - Me, myself, and Irene. Haha. Most of my favorite movie quotes are from Jim Carrey movies, I admit.
    MadameMM MadameMM 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 12

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    Frankly My Darlin'...

    ...I don't give a damn."-- Gone With The Wind.  ( Yes, Rhett, darlin', spoken like a true A-hole! Besides, you Really didn't mean it!) " ... I'll never let go!" --Titanic. ( Yes... Rose is a liar, too!) " Houston, I think we have a problem." ( ...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    Another One From "Blow"

    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, its never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on. - Fred Jung -
    JuugManShawty JuugManShawty 22-25, M Nov 14, 2011

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    "My Blue Heaven" (starring Steve Martin!)

    I looooved the catchy insult Steve Martin delivered in "My Blue Heaven"  while shopping in a convenient store: "You're an a$$ half!!  It takes two of you to make an a$$hole!!!"  I saw that movie years ago.... but never forgot...
    azpoet5 azpoet5 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    From The Movie " Scarface "

    What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****** ********. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****** fingers and say, " That's the bad guy." So.....what that make you? Good? You're...
    JuugManShawty JuugManShawty 22-25, M Nov 14, 2011

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    From The Movie Jawbreaker

    'I like boys with cheekbones. You know, a boy with a little Bowie going on' - rose mcgowan
    bonnieclaire bonnieclaire 16-17, F Jul 4, 2012

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    No More Rhymes, Now. I Mean It!!

    There are few movies that are entirely quotable. However, once one comes across these movies, it is really hard to ever stop quoting. Here's a short list of the movies that I've found are the most quotable.The Princess BrideElfMulanThe Original Star Wars Trilogy (The ones with...
    MasterOfStudies MasterOfStudies 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 27, 2011

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    This One I Like

    "I'm out of here. This ***** can kiss my ***." Suzie Toller said in Wild Things."You want me ************.Come get me." Sidney from Scream 3. I think that how the quote goes?
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 24, 2011

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    Crime

    'Red Riding Hood. The woodsman. Granny. The Wolf. Not your typical crime. Not your usual suspects' Hoodwinked
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2008

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    Movie Quotes From The Big Lebowski, 1998

    "The Big Lebowski" is a movie from 1998 starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi and others. It wasn't very popular when it was released in theaters but since then, it has gained a huge cult following (including me). The language is a bit rough but for...
    thatguy1970 thatguy1970 41-45, M Nov 30, 2011

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    Welcome To The Black Parade By My Chemical Romance

    " Do or Die, you'll never make me, because the world will never take my heart."
    BellaRayZamora BellaRayZamora 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 21, 2013

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    Navin R. Johnson: The most exciting game on the

    midway! Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional! You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser. How 'bout you, sir? Step right up!Carnival Rube: Hey honey, let's see how good this guy is. Now what...
    UrAdame UrAdame 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    Well...

    I don't know many movie quotes... but I love that one from dirty dancing "nobody puts Baby in a corner." Funny !
    watermellonsmile watermellonsmile 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 6, 2011

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    Accepted...

    "ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!" classically immature humor, love it! 
    SarcasimIsMyName SarcasimIsMyName 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 28, 2011

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    NAME That Movie...

    "What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law"
    Sabrina0202 Sabrina0202 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    "American Beauty"

    Kevin Spacey as Lester Burnham, to his wife Carolyn Burnham (played by Annette Benning): "No, no.  You, don't get to tell me, what to do, EVER again." Priceless!
    fallentower fallentower 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 14, 2008

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    Wise Words From Sucker Punch

    " who honors those with the very life we live? who sends monsters to kill us... ...and at the same time sings that we'll never die? who teaches us what's real and how to laugh at lies?  who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend? who chains us? And who holds the key...
    OoLunaoO OoLunaoO 26-30, F Jul 19, 2011

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    Mine

    WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM is mine
    gurren gurren 13-15 Sep 24, 2011

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    Match Them to the Movie

    "My daughter, my sister, my daughter, my sister.." "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." "Do I amuse you?  What, like I'm a clown for you?" "That's some bad hat, Harry." "Bravely brave Sir Robin, bravely ran away...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 16 Responses Jan 21, 2008

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    Lilo And Stitch

    One of my favorite movie quotes comes from the Disney movie Lilo and Stitch.  It is at the scene when Lilo askes her "dog" if he would like to be a part of her family, and he takes a children book and walks away.  Then she says; "Ohana means family, and family...
    BellaFairy BellaFairy 22-25, F 5 Responses Jun 19, 2010

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    Rocky Horror Picture Show

    "It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips; and bend your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust! That really drives you insane! Let's do THE TIME WARP again!"
    Coriolismarsh Coriolismarsh 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 18, 2012

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    I know this is stupid but: "I want to get

    chocolate wasted"- Grown Ups
    EpicSkittlez EpicSkittlez 18-21 Mar 5

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    Movie Quotes From Superbad

    This is the scene where the three guys are trying to buy some alcohol. Fogell has just purchased a fake ID. Fogell: Yo guys! Sup? Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a ******* heart attack. Let me see it. Did you wimp out or what? Fogell: No noooo, man...
    thatguy1970 thatguy1970 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 23, 2011

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    From the 80's and 90's

    "Well, in a good shoe, I wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good, I buy a size 8"  Dolly Parton, Steel Magnolias "I like having just the one key"  James Spader, Sex Lies & Videotape "We heard you've been missing alot of work lately"...
    noexcuses noexcuses 36-40, F 7 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    Why do you want to leave me?

    Why? I'm sorry i'm not real. If you let me, i'll be so real for you. - A.I Artificial Intelligence
    noztalgian noztalgian 31-35, F Mar 4

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    Meet Joe Black (movie Quotes)

    This is one of my favorite movies... here are a few quotes from the movie.---------------------------WILLIAM PARRISH: I know it's a cornball thing, but love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy...
    thatguy1970 thatguy1970 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 24, 2013

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    A League Of Their Own

    There's no crying in baseball!
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Aug 18, 2012

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    I Love Johnny!

    The Rum Diary....... how does anyone drink 161 minitures..... Johnnys character......." ....are they not complimentary" !!!! :))   so awesome      
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 19, 2012

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    carol24971 carol24971 16-17, F Dec 16, 2013

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    Not Neccesarily Catchy....but Good Quotes From An Awesome Movie.

    Sam: You don't like raisins? Joon: Not really. Sam: Why? Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council...
    nhough1013 nhough1013 18-21, F Jul 3, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I love to collect movie quotes here's a few that I love. Stoker (2013) "This is me. Just as a flower does not choose its color, we are not responsible for what we have come to be...
    GrumpyGrouchy GrumpyGrouchy 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I may be living in an era where most movies are technology oriented.But what i feel is no movies from today can bring feelings and life like movies from those days could.Movies...
    wondergirlchoca wondergirlchoca 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I love Disney Movies very much! I can easily sit down in front of the T.v., & watch Disney movies all day! My three favorite Disney Movies are The little Mermaid, Beauty and the...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    i love,love,love horror movies i know the rules and the cliche's and other people don't get how i can laugh when the slutty girl trips then starts the whole backwards crawl thing...
    storylover6 storylover6 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    I love scary movies aloottttt c:
    g0ne g0ne 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Given my user name this isn't a secret I love this movie
    Sheslikethewind Sheslikethewind 18-21, F Apr 3

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