In a plane...
Passenger: Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane.
Patty: Oh, excuse me? Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the **** up!
Passenger calls flight attendant
Patty: "Go sh*t in your hand"
Man this is sooo true about my friend
ferris bueller was right:
"Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like ****, because she will...
"It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips; and bend your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust! That really drives you insane! Let's do THE TIME WARP again!"
"Soylent Green is people!"-Soylent Green
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"-Auntie Mame
"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better" - I'm No Angel
“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going...
"Well, in a good shoe, I wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good, I buy a size 8" Dolly Parton, Steel Magnolias
"I like having just the one key" James Spader, Sex Lies & Videotape
"We heard you've been missing alot of work lately"...
This is a very funny movie!------------------------------------Man in Black: [intrigued] You've done nothing but study sword-play? Inigo Montoya: More pursue than study lately. You see, I cannot find him... it's been twenty years now and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just...
This is one of my favorite movies... here are a few quotes from the movie.---------------------------WILLIAM PARRISH: I know it's a cornball thing, but love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy...
midway! Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional! You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser. How 'bout you, sir? Step right up!Carnival Rube: Hey honey, let's see how good this guy is. Now what...
Who decides reason? My quest has taken me to the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional, and back. I have made the most important discovery of my career - the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reasons can be...
Quotes from "Knocked Up", a very funny movie with Seth Rogan, Katherine Heigel, Paul Rudd. Language warning. :)
Jill: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale...
long-term commitment? I need some kind of proof, some kind of verifiable, empirical data.
Alicia: I'm sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.
Alicia: How big is the universe?
Alicia: How do you know?
Nash: I know because...
Some of my favorites!!!!
“I feel the need, the need for speed.” From TopGun
“Can I keep you?” From Casper
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” From the Hulk
“I’ll be back.” From The Terminator
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart.
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection.
I am Jack's wasted life.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a...
"My daughter, my sister, my daughter, my sister.."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Do I amuse you? What, like I'm a clown for you?"
"That's some bad hat, Harry."
"Bravely brave Sir Robin, bravely ran away...
Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is...