I Love Cheesy Jokes

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    How does a train eat its food?

    ? ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ It choo choos! Lol😂
    Mystery08 Mystery08
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 11, 2014

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to

    catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two...
    zydeko zydeko
    18-21
    May 2, 2015
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 29, 2015

    Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?

    A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2015

    Q: What do you get

    when you cross a movie droid with road construction? A: R2-detour.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 9, 2015

    Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?

    A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 28, 2015

    Why did the tomato blush?

    Because it saw the salad dressing.. Why was the Cyclops a good teacher? cause he only had one pupil.. OMG Cheesy Jokes are my life they always put a smile on my face:)
    chialuvgirl chialuvgirl
    18-21, F
    Oct 13, 2014
    DrakeoMagister DrakeoMagister
    18-21, M
    Nov 29, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 17, 2015

    Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of

    the alphabet? A: A pirate's first love is the c
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 24, 2014

    Q: why do cows wear bells?

    A: Their horns don’t work!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 24, 2014

    A guy goes to the Dr: Dr: I'm sorry.

    I've some bad news, you only have 24 hrs to live. Looking rather sullen the guy sighed and said "Thanks Doc. I need to get home and tell my wife." He goes home and breaks the news to his wife. She's devastated. He asks her, "Honey, can we make love so I can give you something...
    shadowplt shadowplt
    51-55, T
    May 25, 2014

    A skeleton walks into a bar,

    he orders a beer and a mop.
    rumpledforeskin rumpledforeskin
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jan 31, 2015

    Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame.

    She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 30, 2015

    Bumper sticker: Honk

    if you love Jesus Text if you want to meet Him
    shadowplt shadowplt
    51-55, T
    Sep 28, 2014

    A guy goes to the Dr

    for a follow up appointment: Dr: "I've got bad news and worse news. " Guy: "Give me the bad news." Dr: "You've got 24 hours to live." Guy: "And the worse news!?" Dr: "I forgot to call you yesterday!"
    shadowplt shadowplt
    51-55, T
    May 25, 2014

    Want to hear a pizza joke….

    nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame. 
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 7, 2014

    Q: Why did Waldo go to see a psychiatrist?

    A: He wanted to find himself.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses May 24, 2014

    The number twelve walks into a bar

    and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. “You’re under 21,” replies the barman.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 21, 2014
    MonsterRrR MonsterRrR
    18-21, F
    Nov 3, 2014

    Smart snake breeder There

    once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the life of him, he couldn't get them within two feet of each other. Frustrated, he called up the local zoologist, and explained the situation. She hurried over, picked up the snakes and looked at them. "You...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 11, 2015

    I really love cheesy jokes.

    I am always that one person In a group who will laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes after someone tells one.
    PrincessKayleigh PrincessKayleigh
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 24, 2014

    Q: Why did the skeleton go to the movies by

    himself? A: Because he had NOBODY to go with him
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 24, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2015

    What type of bird steals the most?

    ?? A ROBin lol. I make my self laugh all the time. Ppl must think I'm a weirdo lol
    Mystery08 Mystery08
    22-25, F
    May 12, 2014

    The local church was desperately looking to

    hire someone to ring the church bell. After over a week of no leads, a fellow shows up asking for the job. The president of the church walks out of his office to interview the job candidate when he notices the man has no arms. “Excuse me sir”, said the president, “but how...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 27, 2015

    What's brown and sticky?

    ...a stick!!! Two cats sat outside centre court at Wimbledon. They see a guy re-stringing a players racquet. One turns to the other and says, "My dads in that racket." Ad infinitum.
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response May 25, 2014
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