I Love Cheesy Puns

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    I used to be indecisive,

    now I'm not so sure.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Feb 11, 2015

    I like to make up educational puns.

    Like, if you can't tie a knot, tie a lot. Or, the key to success is to suck less Also, there's no suck in success.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    46-50, M
    Jun 30, 2015

    If Andy Murray decides to have an early night

    does he go to bed at tennish?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 30, 2015

    During a freshman biology class at North High

    School in Springfield, Ohio, our teacher was lecturing on the conditions in which bacteria exist. Elaborating on the acidic environment where bacteria thrive, he suggested a simple experiment. "I want you to drop a nail into a glass of Coke or Pepsi, and then observe the acidic...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 12, 2015

    Isn't This Place Funny, Moving, Disturbing, Scary And Interesting?

    In my little time here I've interacted with a fairly wide cross section of people, whom I wouldn't have a chance to in real life. There are people on here that I would like to interact with and those that I would not want to, but have chosen to interact with here.  I do this to...
    zeusdelight zeusdelight
    56-60, M
    1 Response Dec 30, 2012

    “My calculator is broken.

    It was divided in half.”
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 14, 2015

    “After going litter picking I found I was

    very knowledgeable in litterature.”
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 9, 2015

    “Global warming campaigners lament the

    invention of the infernal combustion engine.”
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 12, 2014

    How does a mobster turn down fudge?

    A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2015
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 29, 2015

    Anteaters

    Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 3, 2013

    The Invisible Man

    Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 3, 2013

    Elephants And Ants

    What games to ants play with elephants? Squash
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 3, 2013
    CanadianAtHeart CanadianAtHeart
    13-15, M
    Jul 14, 2014

    To set the mood, my girl microwaved some

    gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Apr 23, 2015

    “When I saw the White Cliffs of Dover,

    I realized that the old saying was true. Chalk is steep.”
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 11, 2015

    I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan

    island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 20, 2015
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 11, 2015
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 10, 2015

    What do you get if you put a bow on a ring?

    Something bowring, like puns.
    Vumsy Vumsy
    22-25, M
    Sep 13, 2014

    “After the winter thaw,

    the entire neighborhood was able to start a slush fund for next year.”
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 1, 2015

    “Broken puppets for sale.

    No strings attached.”
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 13, 2014

    Elephants And Ants

    What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 3, 2013
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