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I Love Chris Rock

For fans of the great comedian Chris Rock, of Bigger and Blacker fame. 986 People

    Cracks Me Up

      Chris Rock has me cracking up all the time I see his things. :D He is a great comedian. He is so funny I love that he can have anyone laughing so hard.
    XLunaXLovegoodX XLunaXLovegoodX 22-25, F Jun 26, 2008

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    He's Okay....

    he's okay.
    candyisdandy candyisdandy 16-18, F Dec 31, 2006

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    Funny, Funny Guy. ...

    Funny, Funny guy. I like his movie Down to Earth. I cracked up during the whole movie.
    Luci Luci 21-25, F May 22, 2007

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    He's The Best

    Everyone has their own definition of humor, but I totally became a fan when he let loose with his 3 most powerful men in the US line. Greatest part is the series " Everybody Hates Chris " is in rerun, so I get my laugh fix 10 times a week
    Sheperdov Sheperdov 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 1, 2010

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    The Man Makes My Stomach Hurt...

    ...from laughing so hard at the taped stage performances I've seen him do on TV. Paraphrasing one of the funniest (and truest) things i ever heard him say onstage, "You know how to stop all this gun violence and random bullets killing people and all that? Make bullets ten...
    eleanorssong eleanorssong 56-60, F 1 Response Aug 25, 2012

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    Hes Funny

    im not in lvoe w/ him. but i do find him hilarioous. he makes me laugh hysterically! does anyone kno when hes on tv? i only see him on youtube.
    youdontknowme54321 youdontknowme54321 16-18, F Aug 16, 2007

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    How Couldn't I?

    He's so hilarious! I think many people will agree with that one. :)
    LoveLindseyMusic420 LoveLindseyMusic420 18-21, F Nov 26, 2009

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    What a Mouth

    I don't know if he is worse then Lewis Black but I never miss a performace.His white jokes are edgy.Black jokes are sinful.Telling it like it is,I guess.
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 2 Responses Mar 1, 2008

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    Pretty Dam Funny

    Now i don't think hes the funniest but i do think hes pretty funny cant wait till his new movie
    BUDDAH BUDDAH 18-21, M Feb 28, 2007

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    He's one of the most funniest comedians alive
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster 21-25, F Feb 21, 2007

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    He's Alright, But Actually...

    He's alright, but actually when he hosted the MTV video awards a couple of years back he was so mean to the people I really started to not like him as much...I think he went too far.
    court838 court838 21-25, F 1 Response May 22, 2007

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    That Chris Rock!!!!

    hilarious!!! and so true!!!
    misspinkrebel misspinkrebel 31-35, F Apr 29, 2011

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    Rock Chris

    Yesterday me my neice had an argument over who's the funniest Chris Rock or Kevin Heart? So of course I told her the truth, CHRIS ROCK will eat kevin heart alive in the boxing ring called COMEDY! So she replies Chris Rock has'nt did anything in a million years. I responded he...
    MszzPisces MszzPisces 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 16, 2013

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    Funny Man

    i just think he just laugh-out loud funny, he is just full of energy and wit, brilliant, love any movie or show he has been in
    Donalh Donalh 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 13, 2008

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    One Rib

    Chris Rock really moved up from a bit actor to having his own HBO specials and tv show. I hope he keeps up the good work for years to come.
    NorthWind NorthWind 26-30, F Dec 19, 2006

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    "good Hair"

    Last night I watched Good Hair and I have to say Chris Rock earned his respect badge from me.  I am impressed with informative this film is.  I definitely learned a lot about weave that I didn't know prior to watching this movie.  I don't think I'll ever be the...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 22, 2010

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    YES He Is a Carolina Boy Too

     not all but most southern or all right.some just make more money for being dirty minded
    bquick bquick 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    Chris Rock

    I love Chris Rock he is so funny and hilarious, I laugh all day when I watch him in movies if I ever found a date, mate, or a husband he would have to be funny, with a great sense of humor, to keep me laughin back for more.
    moneelove moneelove 36-40, F Jan 18, 2011

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    OMG Hilarious

    Anyone who can make me laugh like CHRIS ROCK can, then ooh you are my new best friend!!  :D I am so pleased I have found some fellow Chris Rock lovers , you people "Rock" ROFLMAOhahaha
    NewDay NewDay 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 11, 2008

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    He's Ok. ...

    He's ok. From what I've seen and heard, he's pretty amusing.
    marisa marisa 19-21, F May 22, 2007

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    no, I dont LOVE him. ...

    no, I dont LOVE him. Hes funny but not fabulous so...
    Lizzymt Lizzymt 26-30, F Feb 16, 2007

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    Fricking Brilliant!!

    When I heard his stuff for the first time, I couldn't stop laughing! And I can hear his stuff over and over again, and still find it absolutely HILARIOUS! Watching him now. My tummy hurts!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 15, 2008

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    OMG

    Too funny! Straight forward and so out there and just makes me laugh out loud! If you can handle the vocab he brings then you'll love him!
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 5, 2009

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    He Is Really..

     He is really funny and real. People can relate to what he says and stuff. I like him because he makes fun of everybody and his show funny as hell. It reminds me of my childhood w/ a father like the one in his show and 2 other sibs. in a penniepincher household.  ...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F Sep 17, 2008

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    I Don't Love Him But He...

    I don't love him but he's a funny guy  
    suicidallover0406 suicidallover0406 16-18, F Dec 31, 2006

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    I Love Him

    Chris rock is the best hes a really funny person. Hes a really great comedian and a good acter. why whouldnt nobody like him? He is known for his funny acts by entertaining people.
    sweetparis101 sweetparis101 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 21, 2011

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    Great Guy

    Seriously. the greatest black comedian ever. but not my favorite
    Eamane Eamane 18-21, F Aug 31, 2007

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    Tossed Salad, Jelly, and Syrup Will Never Be the Same

    Some of Chris Rock's routines enter the realm of the disturbing and plain outright gross. ("Having your salad tossed means having your ******* eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.") But overall, I dig his overt politics. Being a person-of-color myself, I can relate to...
    victorious victorious 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 25, 2007

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    Chris Rocks

    i love chris rock because he tells everyone what he believes straight from the heart i wouldn,t want him any other way...
    joshreschke1992 joshreschke1992 18-21 Jan 26, 2012

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    Chris rock is racist.

    Everything he practically says is based on racial divide. I'm not Anglo either.
    Johnreader Johnreader 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 16, 2014

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    One Of My Favorites From Chris Rock

     "If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing the motherf* you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for 45 minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you...
    thanatophobic thanatophobic 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 25, 2009

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    He's Hilarious

    That ****a is crazy!!!!! :D You can only watch his stand up uncensored though or else you miss half of it!
    Warmthoughtsofyou04 Warmthoughtsofyou04 26-30, F May 21, 2008

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    He's So Right

    I heard his "never scared" routine in 2004 and was amazed by how funny and insightful he was. "Married & bored, single and lonely!" "Women cannot go backward in lifestyle. Men cannot go backwards sexually." I know he was being half-serious, but it really changed my angle on...
    shyle38 shyle38 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2010

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    Brilliant

    The first time I even heard of Chris Rock was about a year ago when someone sent me his video via Facebook. After watching the video I went in search of others he had on Youtube and now I think he's great! I wouldn't go as far to say I love him but I definately respect him and...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Apr 25, 2008

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    recently been into alternative rock and some screamo lately lol my music taste is so diverse it's insane! I can like straight up pop, r&b and rap, but I can also like alternative...
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    Just recently had an MRI done, and they asked me if I wanted to listen to music. My answer "as long as it is classic rock, yes please!" Turns out they play good music in those...
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    I only worked a half day today, I had some personal business to attend to, when I got home and undressed I put on a pair of sweatpants and a Def Leppard concert tee shirt I got at...
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    i love guys like christian love his personality also edward from twilight love guys with that personality
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