I Love Chris Rock

For fans of the great comedian Chris Rock, of Bigger and Blacker fame. 1,163 People

    I Don't Love Him But He...

    I don't love him but he's a funny guy  
    suicidallover0406 suicidallover0406
    16-17, F
    Dec 31, 2006

    He's The Best

    Everyone has their own definition of humor, but I totally became a fan when he let loose with his 3 most powerful men in the US line. Greatest part is the series " Everybody Hates Chris " is in rerun, so I get my laugh fix 10 times a week
    Sheperdov Sheperdov
    51-55, M
    Nov 1, 2010

    Cracks Me Up

      Chris Rock has me cracking up all the time I see his things. :D He is a great comedian. He is so funny I love that he can have anyone laughing so hard.
    XLunaXLovegoodX XLunaXLovegoodX
    22-25, F
    Jun 26, 2008

    How Couldn't I?

    He's so hilarious! I think many people will agree with that one. :)
    LoveLindseyMusic420 LoveLindseyMusic420
    18-21, F
    Nov 26, 2009

    OMG Hilarious

    Anyone who can make me laugh like CHRIS ROCK can, then ooh you are my new best friend!!  :D I am so pleased I have found some fellow Chris Rock lovers , you people "Rock" ROFLMAOhahaha
    NewDay NewDay
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Mar 11, 2008

    He's Hilarious

    That ****a is crazy!!!!! :D You can only watch his stand up uncensored though or else you miss half of it!
    Warmthoughtsofyou04 Warmthoughtsofyou04
    26-30, F
    May 21, 2008

    Funny Man

    i just think he just laugh-out loud funny, he is just full of energy and wit, brilliant, love any movie or show he has been in
    Donalh Donalh
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2008

    Tossed Salad, Jelly, and Syrup Will Never Be the Same

    Some of Chris Rock's routines enter the realm of the disturbing and plain outright gross. ("Having your salad tossed means having your ******* eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.") But overall, I dig his overt politics. Being a person-of-color myself, I can relate to...
    victorious victorious
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 25, 2007

    He's one of the most funniest comedians alive
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster
    22-25, F
    Feb 21, 2007

    Hes Funny

    im not in lvoe w/ him. but i do find him hilarioous. he makes me laugh hysterically! does anyone kno when hes on tv? i only see him on youtube.
    youdontknowme54321 youdontknowme54321
    16-17, F
    Aug 16, 2007

    YES He Is a Carolina Boy Too

     not all but most southern or all right.some just make more money for being dirty minded
    bquick bquick
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 6, 2008

    One Rib

    Chris Rock really moved up from a bit actor to having his own HBO specials and tv show. I hope he keeps up the good work for years to come.
    NorthWind NorthWind
    26-30, F
    Dec 19, 2006

    That Chris Rock!!!!

    hilarious!!! and so true!!!
    misspinkrebel misspinkrebel
    31-35, F
    Apr 29, 2011

    Pretty Dam Funny

    Now i don't think hes the funniest but i do think hes pretty funny cant wait till his new movie
    BUDDAH BUDDAH
    18-21, M
    Feb 28, 2007

    He's So Right

    I heard his "never scared" routine in 2004 and was amazed by how funny and insightful he was. "Married & bored, single and lonely!" "Women cannot go backward in lifestyle. Men cannot go backwards sexually." I know he was being half-serious, but it really changed my angle on...
    shyle38 shyle38
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 30, 2010

    I Love Him

    Chris rock is the best hes a really funny person. Hes a really great comedian and a good acter. why whouldnt nobody like him? He is known for his funny acts by entertaining people.
    sweetparis101 sweetparis101
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 21, 2011

    One Of My Favorites From Chris Rock

     "If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing the motherf* you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for 45 minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you...
    thanatophobic thanatophobic
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 25, 2009

    OMG

    Too funny! Straight forward and so out there and just makes me laugh out loud! If you can handle the vocab he brings then you'll love him!
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 5, 2009

    He's Ok. ...

    He's ok. From what I've seen and heard, he's pretty amusing.
    marisa marisa
    18-21, F
    May 22, 2007

    He's Alright, But Actually...

    He's alright, but actually when he hosted the MTV video awards a couple of years back he was so mean to the people I really started to not like him as much...I think he went too far.
    court838 court838
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 22, 2007

    "good Hair"

    Last night I watched Good Hair and I have to say Chris Rock earned his respect badge from me.  I am impressed with informative this film is.  I definitely learned a lot about weave that I didn't know prior to watching this movie.  I don't think I'll ever be the...
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 22, 2010

    Rock Chris

    Yesterday me my neice had an argument over who's the funniest Chris Rock or Kevin Heart? So of course I told her the truth, CHRIS ROCK will eat kevin heart alive in the boxing ring called COMEDY! So she replies Chris Rock has'nt did anything in a million years. I responded he...
    MszzPisces MszzPisces
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jan 16, 2013

    Great Guy

    Seriously. the greatest black comedian ever. but not my favorite
    Eamane Eamane
    18-21, F
    Aug 31, 2007

    Chris Rocks

    i love chris rock because he tells everyone what he believes straight from the heart i wouldn,t want him any other way...
    joshreschke1992 joshreschke1992
    18-21
    Jan 26, 2012

    Chris Rock

    I love Chris Rock he is so funny and hilarious, I laugh all day when I watch him in movies if I ever found a date, mate, or a husband he would have to be funny, with a great sense of humor, to keep me laughin back for more.
    moneelove moneelove
    36-40, F
    Jan 18, 2011

    hi my name is Laura Gonzalez I'm a leader

    singer / song writer for albums black veil brides I'm 18 years old I'm 12 grades singer and I will always be yours side effects of you who are already on the death of passengers
    LauraGonzalezBVB LauraGonzalezBVB
    22-25, F
    Apr 26, 2015

    Chris rock is racist.

    Everything he practically says is based on racial divide. I'm not Anglo either.
    Johnreader Johnreader
    46-50, M
    1 Response Mar 16, 2014

    no, I dont LOVE him. ...

    no, I dont LOVE him. Hes funny but not fabulous so...
    Lizzymt Lizzymt
    26-30, F
    Feb 16, 2007

    Fricking Brilliant!!

    When I heard his stuff for the first time, I couldn't stop laughing! And I can hear his stuff over and over again, and still find it absolutely HILARIOUS! Watching him now. My tummy hurts!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 15, 2008

    He's Okay....

    he's okay.
    candyisdandy candyisdandy
    16-17, F
    Dec 31, 2006

    The Man Makes My Stomach Hurt...

    ...from laughing so hard at the taped stage performances I've seen him do on TV. Paraphrasing one of the funniest (and truest) things i ever heard him say onstage, "You know how to stop all this gun violence and random bullets killing people and all that? Make bullets ten...
    eleanorssong eleanorssong
    56-60, F
    1 Response Aug 25, 2012

    He Is Really..

     He is really funny and real. People can relate to what he says and stuff. I like him because he makes fun of everybody and his show funny as hell. It reminds me of my childhood w/ a father like the one in his show and 2 other sibs. in a penniepincher household.  ...
    andreinac13 andreinac13
    22-25, F
    Sep 17, 2008

    What a Mouth

    I don't know if he is worse then Lewis Black but I never miss a performace.His white jokes are edgy.Black jokes are sinful.Telling it like it is,I guess.
    wiseowl wiseowl
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Mar 1, 2008

    Not only do I love his comedy,

    but I really admire him. What an inspirational and brilliant person he is -- and his views on a lot of topics are usually so insightful, whether he's being funny or dead serious. Also, he knows when it's appropriate to be dead serious. If you haven't seen him in "Top Five," you...
    Boulier Boulier
    18-21, F
    Jan 13

    Funny, Funny Guy. ...

    Funny, Funny guy. I like his movie Down to Earth. I cracked up during the whole movie.
    Luci Luci
    22-25, F
    May 22, 2007
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