I Love Chris Rock

For fans of the great comedian Chris Rock, of Bigger and Blacker fame. 1,169 People

    He's Okay....

    he's okay.
    candyisdandy candyisdandy
    16-17, F
    Dec 31, 2006

    Chris rock is racist.

    Everything he practically says is based on racial divide. I'm not Anglo either.
    Johnreader Johnreader
    46-50, M
    1 Response Mar 16, 2014

    YES He Is a Carolina Boy Too

     not all but most southern or all right.some just make more money for being dirty minded
    bquick bquick
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 6, 2008

    Funny, Funny Guy. ...

    Funny, Funny guy. I like his movie Down to Earth. I cracked up during the whole movie.
    Luci Luci
    22-25, F
    May 22, 2007

    OMG Hilarious

    Anyone who can make me laugh like CHRIS ROCK can, then ooh you are my new best friend!!  :D I am so pleased I have found some fellow Chris Rock lovers , you people "Rock" ROFLMAOhahaha
    NewDay NewDay
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Mar 11, 2008

    Funny Man

    i just think he just laugh-out loud funny, he is just full of energy and wit, brilliant, love any movie or show he has been in
    Donalh Donalh
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2008

    He's Alright, But Actually...

    He's alright, but actually when he hosted the MTV video awards a couple of years back he was so mean to the people I really started to not like him as much...I think he went too far.
    court838 court838
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 22, 2007

    He's Hilarious

    That ****a is crazy!!!!! :D You can only watch his stand up uncensored though or else you miss half of it!
    Warmthoughtsofyou04 Warmthoughtsofyou04
    26-30, F
    May 21, 2008

    Pretty Dam Funny

    Now i don't think hes the funniest but i do think hes pretty funny cant wait till his new movie
    18-21, M
    Feb 28, 2007

    Cracks Me Up

      Chris Rock has me cracking up all the time I see his things. :D He is a great comedian. He is so funny I love that he can have anyone laughing so hard.
    XLunaXLovegoodX XLunaXLovegoodX
    22-25, F
    Jun 26, 2008

    Rock Chris

    Yesterday me my neice had an argument over who's the funniest Chris Rock or Kevin Heart? So of course I told her the truth, CHRIS ROCK will eat kevin heart alive in the boxing ring called COMEDY! So she replies Chris Rock has'nt did anything in a million years. I responded he...
    MszzPisces MszzPisces
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jan 16, 2013

    How Couldn't I?

    He's so hilarious! I think many people will agree with that one. :)
    LoveLindseyMusic420 LoveLindseyMusic420
    18-21, F
    Nov 26, 2009

    hi my name is Laura Gonzalez I'm a leader

    singer / song writer for albums black veil brides I'm 18 years old I'm 12 grades singer and I will always be yours side effects of you who are already on the death of passengers
    LauraGonzalezBVB LauraGonzalezBVB
    22-25, F
    Apr 26, 2015

    Chris Rocks

    i love chris rock because he tells everyone what he believes straight from the heart i wouldn,t want him any other way...
    joshreschke1992 joshreschke1992
    Jan 26, 2012

    I Don't Love Him But He...

    I don't love him but he's a funny guy  
    suicidallover0406 suicidallover0406
    16-17, F
    Dec 31, 2006

    What a Mouth

    I don't know if he is worse then Lewis Black but I never miss a performace.His white jokes are edgy.Black jokes are sinful.Telling it like it is,I guess.
    wiseowl wiseowl
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Mar 1, 2008

    Great Guy

    Seriously. the greatest black comedian ever. but not my favorite
    Eamane Eamane
    18-21, F
    Aug 31, 2007

    One Of My Favorites From Chris Rock

     "If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing the motherf* you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for 45 minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you...
    thanatophobic thanatophobic
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 25, 2009


    Too funny! Straight forward and so out there and just makes me laugh out loud! If you can handle the vocab he brings then you'll love him!
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 5, 2009

    The Man Makes My Stomach Hurt...

    ...from laughing so hard at the taped stage performances I've seen him do on TV. Paraphrasing one of the funniest (and truest) things i ever heard him say onstage, "You know how to stop all this gun violence and random bullets killing people and all that? Make bullets ten...
    eleanorssong eleanorssong
    56-60, F
    1 Response Aug 25, 2012

    He's one of the most funniest comedians alive
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster
    22-25, F
    Feb 21, 2007

    That Chris Rock!!!!

    hilarious!!! and so true!!!
    misspinkrebel misspinkrebel
    31-35, F
    Apr 29, 2011

    One Rib

    Chris Rock really moved up from a bit actor to having his own HBO specials and tv show. I hope he keeps up the good work for years to come.
    NorthWind NorthWind
    26-30, F
    Dec 19, 2006

    Chris Rock

    I love Chris Rock he is so funny and hilarious, I laugh all day when I watch him in movies if I ever found a date, mate, or a husband he would have to be funny, with a great sense of humor, to keep me laughin back for more.
    moneelove moneelove
    36-40, F
    Jan 18, 2011

    Fricking Brilliant!!

    When I heard his stuff for the first time, I couldn't stop laughing! And I can hear his stuff over and over again, and still find it absolutely HILARIOUS! Watching him now. My tummy hurts!!!
    deleted deleted
    Apr 15, 2008

    He's Ok. ...

    He's ok. From what I've seen and heard, he's pretty amusing.
    marisa marisa
    18-21, F
    May 22, 2007

    no, I dont LOVE him. ...

    no, I dont LOVE him. Hes funny but not fabulous so...
    Lizzymt Lizzymt
    26-30, F
    Feb 16, 2007

    I Love Him

    Chris rock is the best hes a really funny person. Hes a really great comedian and a good acter. why whouldnt nobody like him? He is known for his funny acts by entertaining people.
    sweetparis101 sweetparis101
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 21, 2011

    He Is Really..

     He is really funny and real. People can relate to what he says and stuff. I like him because he makes fun of everybody and his show funny as hell. It reminds me of my childhood w/ a father like the one in his show and 2 other sibs. in a penniepincher household.  ...
    andreinac13 andreinac13
    22-25, F
    Sep 17, 2008

    He's The Best

    Everyone has their own definition of humor, but I totally became a fan when he let loose with his 3 most powerful men in the US line. Greatest part is the series " Everybody Hates Chris " is in rerun, so I get my laugh fix 10 times a week
    Sheperdov Sheperdov
    51-55, M
    Nov 1, 2010

    "good Hair"

    Last night I watched Good Hair and I have to say Chris Rock earned his respect badge from me.  I am impressed with informative this film is.  I definitely learned a lot about weave that I didn't know prior to watching this movie.  I don't think I'll ever be the...
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 22, 2010

    Tossed Salad, Jelly, and Syrup Will Never Be the Same

    Some of Chris Rock's routines enter the realm of the disturbing and plain outright gross. ("Having your salad tossed means having your ******* eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.") But overall, I dig his overt politics. Being a person-of-color myself, I can relate to...
    victorious victorious
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 25, 2007

    Not only do I love his comedy,

    but I really admire him. What an inspirational and brilliant person he is -- and his views on a lot of topics are usually so insightful, whether he's being funny or dead serious. Also, he knows when it's appropriate to be dead serious. If you haven't seen him in "Top Five," you...
    Boulier Boulier
    18-21, F
    Jan 13

    Hes Funny

    im not in lvoe w/ him. but i do find him hilarioous. he makes me laugh hysterically! does anyone kno when hes on tv? i only see him on youtube.
    youdontknowme54321 youdontknowme54321
    16-17, F
    Aug 16, 2007

    He's So Right

    I heard his "never scared" routine in 2004 and was amazed by how funny and insightful he was. "Married & bored, single and lonely!" "Women cannot go backward in lifestyle. Men cannot go backwards sexually." I know he was being half-serious, but it really changed my angle on...
    shyle38 shyle38
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 30, 2010

    Related Experiences

    Bible-believing Christians on EP, where do you plan to go next? A lot of EP members are going to RelateToThat. However, it is run by a former EP member who is an intolerant...
    conceptualclarity conceptualclarity
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Apr 21
    Part 2 Second year is an interesting story. So much happened and yet so little. It started well, I returned to Uni and thanks to that final night out we’d all become friends...
    Tobey94 Tobey94
    18-21, M
    Apr 21
    OPEN HEAVENS FELLOWSHIP DAILY DEVOTION YOU CAN HAVE A PURE AND PASSIONATE RELATIONSHIP 1 Corinthians 15:34 Awake to righteousness, and sin not; for some have not the knowledge...
    ganyoji ganyoji
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    Grateful Dead: Brokedown Palace http://youtu.be/YT0662mthec The lyric to Brokedown Palace was written by Robert Hunter as part of a suite of songs that arrived via his pen during...
    NobleDebaucher NobleDebaucher
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Apr 21
    Most people I know are always saying that rock music, specifically hard rock and heavy metal, is bullshit. ***** please, I ******* live for hard rock and heavy metal :D
    SonicEXE SonicEXE
    13-15, M
    1 Response Apr 20
    A Message from God to You from the Bible 2 Corinthians 5:18-20 (New American Standard) 18 Now all these things are from God, who reconciled us to Himself through Christ and gave...
    conceptualclarity conceptualclarity
    51-55, M
    Apr 20
    Rock and roll always gets me pumped!!! Classic rock too! Love it!!!
    InLoveWithTheSun InLoveWithTheSun
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 20
    Carver's Rock Song of the Day 4/19/16 "Beautiful Dangerous" by Slash (feat. Fergie) https://youtu.be/TZr6XU2Faxc I'm the C to the A to the R to the V-E-R And I am EP's one and...
    CarverReturns CarverReturns
    22-25, F
    Apr 19
    I don't recall if I did the piece of it . I do remember that many months ago , I did explain to a girl , why good works and deeds are important . Her post was about salvation won't...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko
    36-40, M
    Apr 19
    try this japanese rock band love this song,short version of love phantom https://youtu.be/ON4NXPUx-E8
    genjiipiexx genjiipiexx
    31-35, F
    Apr 17
    Thanksgiving and Christmas are my favorite holidays.
    EdwardKellner EdwardKellner
    41-45, M
    Apr 16
    Here is my list of rock bands I LOOVVVEE! (MESAGE ME IF YOU LOVE THESE TOO!) Pierce The Veil Sleeping with Sirens 5 Seconds of summer Panic! At the Disco Nirvana Hoodie and the...
    ideky1253 ideky1253
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 15
    Not too many people cared much about what I thought about things when I was in the world. A lot of people really didn't concern themselves with me, I didn't stand out. I was more...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed
    31-35, M
    Apr 15
    It seems like every Christmas my girlfriend is 10 lbs heavier! When I met her she was in the 100's... then our first Christmas together she finally learned how to let loose and pig...
    sterlingredjack sterlingredjack
    18-21, M
    Apr 15
    I still remember the time when I hadn't made it across that gate as a genuine believer in Christ and assumed it would be one big inconvenience to my life. I thought committing...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed
    31-35, M
    Apr 14
    Just casually saw on the TV the film "Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence"...Lawrence being the english version of my name I felt compelled to post this tune ... And I wish I NEVER...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 13
    I'm not an 80s baby, but I wish that music today was like it was back then. Song examples? Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N Roses Photograph - Def Leppard Separate Ways - Journey...
    OmiB OmiB
    16-17, M
    Apr 13
    This story isn't true but cute Doug plays with elli Hey Sarah ! Hey she says ! Ellis napping wake her at 3:30 she can have goldfish or pretzels or grapes for snack . No food...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32
    31-35, F
    Apr 13
    Happy birthday dear friend. Have an absolutely fabulous Mr Bean Birthday. Always remain true to yourself and never forget, there are many in this works that love you. Stay...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    Apr 13
    Carver's Rock Song of the Day 4/13/16 "Too Big World" https://youtu.be/wB5-om7OoI8 One more obscure band for you guys. Hope you like it!
    CarverReturns CarverReturns
    22-25, F
    Apr 13
    Remember Dad , you left on purpose when I was a baby . Remember you said you never wanted a daughter I've never met u but I know u have other kids and I know u don't want to meet...
    Dessily Dessily
    13-15, F
    8 Responses Apr 12
    Carver's Rock Song of the Day 4/12/16 "Angel Eyes" by Jerry Cantrell https://youtu.be/gzBUFosm08E
    CarverReturns CarverReturns
    22-25, F
    Apr 12
    Religious Boredom. Religious Boredom THAT THERE IS SOMETHING gravely wrong with evangelical Christianity today is not likely to be denied by any serious minded person acquainted...
    churinga churinga
    70+, M
    1 Response Apr 12
    Christian Greed https://dochub.com/timesoftrouble/kWbzzO/christian-greed What can truly amaze a genuine believer that looks only to the Father is just how true his words on world...
    timesoftrouble timesoftrouble
    56-60, M
    1 Response Apr 11
    Christian Greed https://dochub.com/timesoftrouble/kWbzzO/christian-greed What can truly amaze a genuine believer that looks only to the Father is just how true his words on world...
    timesoftrouble timesoftrouble
    56-60, M
    Apr 11
More Stories