Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
the candy bar gets a cavity.
when Chuck Norris stared at corn kernels.
for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.
fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
lights go out, when Chuck Norris claps twice the sun goes out.
because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
and by his own hand pleasured himself." -excerpt from The Optimus Prime Birth Story.
with bottles. He single leggedly disarmed all three whilst kicking them all in the face at the same time.
for fun. The fun looks for Chuck Norris.
After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
a light bulb? None. Just threatening to call Chuck makes the light bulb want to change on its own.
......Home walks to him!!
Chuck Norris bites frost.
he calls it normal speed, to him we move slow.
the gun won't fire. not even a gun would try to attack Chuck Norris
basement. He gave them away and they are now known as lightsabers.
he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
because of its heat, it was named Death Valley because Chuck Norris has a summer home there.
wise man. He gave baby Jesus the gift of beard.
of capitol punishment called 'Lethal Ejection'. It's where Chuck Norris throws the death row inmate through the side door of a Boeing 737 at 35,000 feet.
c8lorraine started it......
a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
because it was invented by Chuck Norris. It stands for the Chuck Norris Network.
only using sign language.
after being swallowed by a killer whale.......
See answer in comments. Thanks EPAllie.
when he walks, the universe just moves around him.
swallowed by a Killer Whale......He kicks and punches until he's all pooped out.
because the devil is scared of him.
if he was a RPG character: his roundhouse kick and beard beat any item.