His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
clouds, and they wet themselves.
a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris makes razorblades go rusty.
a warning comes up saying, "Clicking on this could cause your computer to explode."
than the lady and bought the Stairway to Heaven.
because water wants to be closer to Chuck Norris.
......Home walks to him!!
for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
unfortunately everyone around him died of laughter!
only using sign language.
it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Chuck Norris.
..They are just hiding from Chuck Norris
and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
truck. To fix the problem he simply leaned to the left.
they were called SEAL TEAM 6
242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
c8lorraine started it......
a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
His bullets just know better than to miss.
his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.
when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
because the devil is scared of him.
because Chuck Norris is running westwards.
roundhouse kick, but it's 1 hit kill.
the candy bar gets a cavity.
because one hit is fatal.