It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
but you can put Death Note on Chuck Norris.
of capitol punishment called 'Lethal Ejection'. It's where Chuck Norris throws the death row inmate through the side door of a Boeing 737 at 35,000 feet.
that threw him into the river? Just kidding... NOBODY throws Chuck Norris!
31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
he scares the plaque off each morning by snarling in the mirror.
as a spare for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spares nothing and no one.
..in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
c8lorraine started it......
a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
and put it back together.
but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
tomorrow will be the bullets funeral.
but Death hasn't mustered the courage to tell him.
he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
that's why his fists, elbows, feet, legs, knees and beard are all properly registered with the ATF.
the candy bar gets a cavity.
once had a near Chuck Norris experience?
the global warming crisis was solved.
tunnel" you see... that's Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
That is because Bella thinks about Chuck Norris.
Norris. His hands were instantly burned to a crisp
......Home walks to him!!
He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
only using sign language.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
when he wrote "Live and Let Die".
We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
Chuck Norris got out the marsh mellows.
Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.
when he walks, the universe just moves around him.