Chuck Norris makes razorblades go rusty.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
"Ah Mommy Chuck Norris is in my closet!"
becuz the world only needs one Grand Canyon
a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
alien life forms that this is the planet Chuck Norris lives on.
a warning comes up saying, "Clicking on this could cause your computer to explode."
Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
answered "Chuck Norris" at the last question, she would have won Miss Universe... forever.
only using sign language.
For reasons I cannot remember (probably just to mess with my him), when I was 10 I told my 6 year old brother that our father was Chuck Norris incognito. I'm sure I made up an elaborate tale of sorts, explaining why the Texas Ranger had moved to Ohio and started a family as a...
he beats the water into submission.
unfortunately everyone around him died of laughter!
the candy bar gets a cavity.
and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
the global warming crisis was solved.
......Home walks to him!!
or treating in July and get a sack full
he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
they were called SEAL TEAM 6
clouds, and they wet themselves.
Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.
for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
c8lorraine started it......
a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
because water wants to be closer to Chuck Norris.
31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
as a spare for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spares nothing and no one.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.