when he walks, the universe just moves around him.
and put it back together.
Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.
c8lorraine started it......
a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
of capitol punishment called 'Lethal Ejection'. It's where Chuck Norris throws the death row inmate through the side door of a Boeing 737 at 35,000 feet.
a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
the candy bar gets a cavity.
he scares the plaque off each morning by snarling in the mirror.
it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Chuck Norris.
that threw him into the river? Just kidding... NOBODY throws Chuck Norris!
.. YOU answered the WRONG phone!
as a spare for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spares nothing and no one.
but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
......Home walks to him!!
the global warming crisis was solved.
only using sign language.
once had a near Chuck Norris experience?
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
that's why his fists, elbows, feet, legs, knees and beard are all properly registered with the ATF.
For reasons I cannot remember (probably just to mess with my him), when I was 10 I told my 6 year old brother that our father was Chuck Norris incognito. I'm sure I made up an elaborate tale of sorts, explaining why the Texas Ranger had moved to Ohio and started a family as a...
but Death hasn't mustered the courage to tell him.
We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
That is because Bella thinks about Chuck Norris.
A: 'Cuz Chuck Norris was behind him.
he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
alien life forms that this is the planet Chuck Norris lives on.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
or treating in July and get a sack full
and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.