for a science fair, after he won he threw it into the Pacific and made Hawaii.
1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
......Home walks to him!!
a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
That explains the craters.
and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
only using sign language.
he yells, "Ready or not, this will hurt a lot!"
For reasons I cannot remember (probably just to mess with my him), when I was 10 I told my 6 year old brother that our father was Chuck Norris incognito. I'm sure I made up an elaborate tale of sorts, explaining why the Texas Ranger had moved to Ohio and started a family as a...
it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
the candy bar gets a cavity.
31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Chuck Norris.
he has to have a concealed weapons permit to put his hands in his pockets
edge of space, but Chuck Norris made space jump.
c8lorraine started it......
a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
your death will be roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
of capitol punishment called 'Lethal Ejection'. It's where Chuck Norris throws the death row inmate through the side door of a Boeing 737 at 35,000 feet.
ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him.......for dinner.
and surfaces too fast the ocean gets the bends.
Information falls at his feet in supplication at 6 and 10.
when he walks, the universe just moves around him.
for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagaski.
and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
because he had a secret ingredient -- one Chuck Norris hair.
but you can put Death Note on Chuck Norris.
.. He'll have access anyway!
Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.
Bang...but it was actually just Chuck Norris buying a house from God.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.