A man with a bag of Lays potato chips taunted Chuck Norris: "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the chips, the bag, and the man.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.