I Love Chuck Norris Jokes

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain...

For reasons I cannot remember (probably just to mess with my him), when I was 10 I told my 6 year old brother that our father was Chuck Norris incognito. I'm sure I made up an elaborate tale of sorts, explaining why the Texas Ranger had...

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what happens when a un movable object and a unstopable force meet... Mr.T and Chuck noris meet

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.When Chuck...

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that's why there's no life there.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of...

A man walks into an art gallery and looks at a painting of Chuck Norris, but the painting doesnt show his hands. The man turns to the guy next to him and asks "Where's his fist?" A split second later, that man saw Chucks fist, IN HIS...

THE COPS STOPPED CHUCK NORRIS ONE DAY.

HE LET THEM OFF WITH A WARNING.

c8lorraine started it......
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a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
 
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just...

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the ground down.

Chuck Norris round house kicked the Earth once... and it hasn't stopped spinning since.

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Chuck Norris isn't so tough. If he were, he'd come right up...

Apparently... Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

10) If Chuck Norris was in Mortal Combat the fight would be over before it started.
9)Chuck once round house kicked Superman. The poor guy still believes he can actually fly.
8)Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The...

chuck norris visited the "virgin" islands... when he left it was renamed to the islands.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed called from Chuck Norris.Fear of of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called common sense.Ghosts sit...

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, it breaks. Even a mirror knows not to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a friend list on Facebook he has a kill list.

When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks...

CHUCK NORIS DOSEN'T TEABAG GIRLS HE POTATO SACKS THEM