Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
Chuck Norris goes chasing.
Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
or low tides, gravity just follows Chuck Norris everywhere he goes.
if he was a RPG character: his roundhouse kick and beard beat any item.
that he can lock a drawer and leave the key inside.
lights go out, when Chuck Norris claps twice the sun goes out.
he calls it normal speed, to him we move slow.
because the devil is scared of him.
c8lorraine started it......
a whole page of Chuck Norris Jokes
And I am adding some more rib tickling Chuckisms.........
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
basement. He gave them away and they are now known as lightsabers.
the gun won't fire. not even a gun would try to attack Chuck Norris
because it was invented by Chuck Norris. It stands for the Chuck Norris Network.
because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Chuck Norris.
when Chuck Norris stared at corn kernels.
for fun. The fun looks for Chuck Norris.
when he walks, the universe just moves around him.
Chuck Norris bites frost.
contest, Chuck Norris showed his sportsmanship by leaving Paul a sapling in the now-deforested field.
of capitol punishment called 'Lethal Ejection'. It's where Chuck Norris throws the death row inmate through the side door of a Boeing 737 at 35,000 feet.
he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris shoves coal up his butt, and sneezes out diamonds.
One of my instructors has actually changed my name in his class to Chuck, in his honor.
the candy bar gets a cavity.
he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
the dice land he always gets a yhatzee........ALWAYS
only using sign language.
because of its heat, it was named Death Valley because Chuck Norris has a summer home there.
For reasons I cannot remember (probably just to mess with my him), when I was 10 I told my 6 year old brother that our father was Chuck Norris incognito. I'm sure I made up an elaborate tale of sorts, explaining why the Texas Ranger had moved to Ohio and started a family as a...
and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.
To Run On It.......When He Runs On It, The Treadmill Itself Starts Moving!