I Love Chuck Norris

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 9 People

    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 30, 2014

    The Bird Is The Word Because Chuck Norris

    Didn't Want To Be The Word.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 2, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 28, 2014

    Chuck Norris is the only person

    that James Bond(s) with.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 9, 2014

    Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a

    fully loaded handgun... And won .
    Dante12345 Dante12345
    18-21, M
    Sep 24, 2014

    Chuck Norris once faced a tough decision,

    he caught the "catch 22" by the hind legs, round-housed it, and it became a win-win situation.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 22, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 1, 2014

    Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a

    friendly game of full-contact bowling.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 14, 2014

    Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death.

    He wins fair and square.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Dec 9, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 17, 2014

    Chuck Norris once broke the law,

    they are still trying to put it back together.
    Dante12345 Dante12345
    18-21, M
    Sep 24, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jul 15, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2014

    one reason I made my imaginary cat a chuck

    norris outfit is to keep the pervs away ^_^
    ExerydamnthingxD ExerydamnthingxD
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2014

    Chuck Norris is the only one

    who can win a game of monopoly by saying "checkmate".
    Dante12345 Dante12345
    18-21, M
    Sep 24, 2014

    Chuck Norris can save you 15%

    or more on car insurance.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 5, 2014

    Chuck Norris doesn't walk home.

    ......Home walks to him!!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 17, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 21, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 21, 2014
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