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I Love Chuck Palahniuk

For those of us who love the books written by Chuck Palahniuk. 139 People

    He's My Favourite Nihilist

    How can you not love the bleak wisdom in  - “Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.”or this one: "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." 
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2011

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    So as soon as I saw Fight Club (and recovered from the trauma that followed) I knew that whoever this Chuck Palahniuk guy was, he had to be pretty frickin' great to have come up with something that intricate and utterly strange. So I filed away his name in the recesses of my...
    justyouandthelights justyouandthelights 16-17, F Jul 24, 2013

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    Chuck

    i think he's a great writer,he really tells a story.at first i found his writing a little bit hard to take in but i now think he's fantastic
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M May 5, 2013

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    My Favorite

    Haunted is by far my favorite novel by Chuck!
    BirdUnderneathMySkin BirdUnderneathMySkin 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 23, 2011

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    Where Would I Be Without Vonnegut and Palahniuk

    i am re-reading diary right not. i just finnished choke for the 10th time. The only one i will never re-read is stranger than fiction.  I woul have to say my favorite palahniuk book is "Rant"
    phobeusapollo phobeusapollo 26-30 3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Amazing.

    Pure Genius. that's about all i can say about Chuck Palahniuk. he's such an amazing writer. the deepness of the things that he writes. and just...if you ever see what he says about his writings, it's amazing, because he writes things that he completely disagrees with. and that...
    thedreamisover thedreamisover 18-21, F Jun 23, 2008

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    Guts

    His short "guts" made me sick to the point of almost throwing up. anything that moving deserves recognition
    eharasta eharasta 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 3, 2011

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    Invisible Monsters

    Chuck Palahniuk is a genius.  An amazing writer.  Everything he writes is an instant classic in my mind.  However, "Invisible Monsters" is the best book I've ever read.  There's a moment at the end of the book that's like a quick punch to the throat...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Aug 12, 2008

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    “No, it’s not fair,

    but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You’ll find out for yourself soon enough. It won’t help the situation for you to get all upset.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Damned
    KatzeB KatzeB 41-45, F Mar 2

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    I bought Diary last night.

    Can't wait to read it! ❤️
    ksnaps ksnaps 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Chuck

    i like chuck.i think he's a great writer with a very original & dark mind.i usually find it a bit difficult when i begin reading his storys but end up engrossed in them.invisable monsters is my favorite chuck
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2012

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    I have never read a Palahniuk book

    that I didn't totally love. They're all so amazing and my old roommates must have agreed because my whole Palahniuk library went missing before i moved out. Is there a random acts of Palahniuk movement?
    ksnaps ksnaps 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I Love Chuck Palahniuk

    Fight Club got me hooked. Choke kept me going. And now after finally getting a copy; Survivor is a reminder of how brilliant a writer Chuck Palahiuk is. 
    LennonLover LennonLover 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    Pygmy

    Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite auther.  I love how twisted his writing is.  "Haunted" was gruesome.  I loved it.  It's my favorite by him.  I'm currently reading "Pygmy" and I like it a lot. Is anyone else reading this? ...
    tasteofink tasteofink 26-30, F May 21, 2009

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    Everything I Learned,

    I learned from Palahniuk. False, but almost true! Every worthwhile philosophical idea I've had has come from a Palahniuk book. My favorite has to be "Haunted," with "Invisible Monsters" coming in as a close second. I re-read his books constantly... I've read...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 11, 2009

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    Awesome.

    I love his dark humor. I love his pessimistic, cynical characters. His work is so beautifully morbid and disgusting yet so easily relatable. It reveals the monsters in all of us. Thoroughly enjoyable.
    dejaentendu90 dejaentendu90 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    Intro to Chuck and My Favs

    I was introduced to Chuck Palahniuk about 4 years ago and I just fell head over heels for his writing!  I'm a picky reader and till then had only really read Anne Rice.  I started off with "Choke" which remains my favorite to this day.  I have read most...
    tinythesp tinythesp 22-25, F Aug 13, 2008

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    Brilliant.

    Chuck is a very good writer. It is rather sad that I get so excited every time I hear about him writing a new book...even sadder that I own everyone of them. ;x Oh the wonderful world of the demented... How I love you so.  
    perfectlyunusual perfectlyunusual 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 11, 2008

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