New York wears an I love Chuck Norris t-shirt.
Chuck Norris once took entire bottle of sleeping pills , they made him blink .
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room . The bear is not dead , it is just afraid to move...
Chuck actrually came up with the first Chuck Norris joke: from Ivansion USA, "I don't step on toes. I step on necks."
Chuck Norris is the only man t...
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Did you hear what Chuck Norris did to the guy who threw him into the river? Just kidding... NOBODY throws Chuck Norris!
Fire doesn't burn Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris burns Fire.
Chuck Norris beat Van Halen in a guitar duel with a Ukelaylee
Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby riding a stick pony.
Chuck Norris' Uzi weighs a ton.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils it with his rage.
Chuck Norris was once asked by Marvel to be the Incredible Hulk in a movie. Marvel was tired of special effects.
The reason Chuck Norris doesn't star in movies anymore is simple. The cast would be dead before the Previews.
Chuck Norris can play Xbox with a Playstation controller.
Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
Chuck Norris can wash his clothes in a dryer.
"Journey to the Center of the Earth" was actually created by Chuck Norris while digging a hole for a pool.
"Chuck Norris was here"
The original title of the song was "all you need is Chuck Norris".
How does Chuck Norris make coffee? He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number... YOU answered the wrong phone!
Some children wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas to bed.
When the Tsunami warnings start to blare, Chuck Norris gets out his surf board.
When a volcano erupts, Chuck Norris gets out the marshmallows.
That's not the light at the end of the tunnel you saw, that was Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris' motorcycle in Delta Force was the worst creation of Orange County Choppers.
Rambo is Chuck Norris' pet human.