Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, riding a hungry lion.
Did you see the Chuck Norris outtakes from Delta Force? Oh, that's right, there are no outtakes because every Chuck Norris shot was perfect.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6
The movie 300 was really about how Chuck Norris defeated the Persian army with 300 roundhouse kicks.
For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
When you click on Chuck Norris' website, a warning comes up saying, "Clicking on this could cause your computer to explode."
Chuck Norris can cut down a tree using Axe body spray.®
In all the Friday the 13th movies Jason is always hiding from Chuck Norris.
The reason it rains is Chuck Norris scared the clouds, and they wet themselves.
Chuck Norris doesn't audition for movies, he simply sends in home videos.
Some men cut themselves shaving, Chuck Norris makes razorblades go rusty.
Chuck Norris was the only actor used in the making of "The Delta Force!" He literally played EVERY role!
Chuck Norris is the Reason Oscar is in a trash can.
The reason it rains is because water wants to be closer to Chuck Norris.
The bogeyman screamed, "Ah Mommy Chuck Norris is in my closet!"
Chuck Norris once made a joke, unfortunately everyone around him died of laughter!
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
T.N.T explodes because it fears Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built The Terminator so he'd have someone to spar with.