Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a wrong turn at the zoo and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
Chuck Norris doesn't bow to the Queen, the Queen bows to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
My family love to watch chuck Norris together, so much so we named our dog after one of his characters!
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris holds birth certificates in all 50 states.
Chuck Norris can unring bells.
Chuck Norris shot 17 on an 18 hole golf course.
Chuck Norris wasn't born, he was government issued.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier in a rowboat.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... without a ball... he wasn't even in a bowling ally
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris once slammed shut a revolving door!
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
I'm chuck Norris. All you haters be jelly.
one day Chuck Norris decided to jump, and that's how the moon was formed
Chuck Norris can drink water from an empty bottle.
Calvin Klein always used to wear Chuck Norris' discarded slacks.
The U.S. Government has come up with a new form of capitol punishment called 'Lethal Ejection'. It's where Chuck Norris throws the death row inmate through the side door of a...
Chuck Norris doesn't get 2-day deliveries from Amazon, he gets his order the same day
A Chuck Norris movie will touch your heart. Then it will rip it out of your chest.
the Jedi Knights from Star Wars actually worshipped Chuck Norris, referring to him as ' the force'
When Chuck Norris gets a physical, it takes an entire hospital to take his pulse.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to...
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the...
When Chuck Norris eats a candy bar, the candy bar gets a cavity.
Chuck Norris makes carrots see in the dark
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.