Mathematicians have secretly refused to adhere to Chuck's request for a new unit of measurment, So when Chuck asks for a "Cow of Milk" get him two.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
The ending of Way of The Dragon was the first fully CGI animated scene in film history, as Bruce Lee was unable to defeat Chuck Norris in reality.
When Chuck Norris was born, he brought the cigars.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stopped acting because Chuck Norris dared him to steal his identity one more time and make another Terminator film.
Many people don't realize Chuck Norris is a stickler for detail. ALL ammo used on Lone Wolf McQuade was real.
On the Oregon Trail, dysentery died of Chuck Norris
Forget the flying elbow Chuck's foot is the reason Obama has 10 stitches!
When Chuck Norris is SCUBA diving and surfaces too fast the ocean gets the bends.
Chuck Norris plays soccer using the moon. That explains the craters.
Unlike some other famous action-movie actors, Chuck Norris is not expendable.
A rhino once gored Chuck Norris and got a concussion.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
When Chuck Norris forgets his password... He'll have access anyway!
Elm Street had a nightmare on Chuck Norris.
Godzilla feeds off of nuclear energy. Chuck Norris can feed off of Godzilla.
MacGyver's contraptions can never be duplicated because he had a secret ingredient -- one Chuck Norris hair.
Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagaski.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him.......for dinner.
The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off.
HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK WOOD !?!??
Chuck Norris created his own texting lingo such as OMC and WTC (Oh My Chuck and What the Chuck).