Chuck Norris once faced a tough decision, he caught the "catch 22" by the hind legs, round-housed it, and it became a win-win situation.
'The Walking Dead' is Chuck Norris' favorite reality show.
Chuck Norris can detect a canary in a coal mine.
When a zombie bit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris didn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't catch colds...but colds can't catch Chuck Norris, either, because nothing can catch Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Everywhere Chuck Norris goes, it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris allowed Bruce Lee to kill him in "THe Way Of The Dragon" but Chuck ended the deal by returning the favor, FOR REAL.
the Jedi Knights from Star Wars actually worshipped Chuck Norris, referring to him as ' the force'
When Chuck Norris gets a physical, it takes an entire hospital to take his pulse.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to...
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the...
When Chuck Norris eats a candy bar, the candy bar gets a cavity.
Chuck Norris makes carrots see in the dark
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris has Schindler on his list.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games....... ON A PS1
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris was once asked by Marvel to be the Incredible Hulk in a movie. Marvel was tired of special effects.
Chuck Norris' beard can sense danger.
Chuck Norris can dodge lightning!
one reason I made my imaginary cat a chuck norris outfit is to keep the pervs away ^_^
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted
The "Ring of Fire" is actually Chuck Norris' pinky ring
Walker, Texas Ranger and Lone Wolf McQuade are afraid of Chuck Norris.
one day Chuck Norris decided to wave his hand, and that's how wind on Earth was created.
Chuck Norris' lunch was stolen during a camping trip. No one has seen Big Foot ever since.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.