You can't put Chuck Norris on Death Note, but you can put Death Note on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagaski.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him.......for dinner.
The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off.
If Chuck Norris had starred in Back to the Future, they wouldn't have needed a DeLorean to timetravel.
If you don't tag this website, your death will be roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
Chuck Norris played all his theme songs with only an Air Guitar!
When Chuck Norris plays hide-and-seek, he yells, "Ready or not, this will hurt a lot!"
Chuck Norris made a volcano for a science fair, after he won he threw it into the Pacific and made Hawaii.
Fear Factor was originally titled Chuck's Factor.
Chuck Norris is so tough, he has to have a concealed weapons permit to put his hands in his pockets
Chuck Norris doesn't audition for movies, he simply sends in home videos.
People say the universe was created by the Big Bang...but it was actually just Chuck Norris buying a house from God.
Lock and Load, is a reference to anytime Chuck Norris clenches his fists,
The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris' favorite Chip flavor is Paint.
Chuck Norris doesn't watch the news. Information falls at his feet in supplication at 6 and 10.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris joined the "Price Is Right" he won a telephone and gym showcase.
Chuck Norris can bowl perfect games using ping pong balls.
Joe Kittinger made a parachute jump from the edge of space, but Chuck Norris made space jump.
The Rambo films are loosely based on the year Chuck Norris was in kindergarten.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
I let go. Lost in oblivion.
Dark and silent and complete.
I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.
Oliver Peck was hired to tattoo Chuck Norris, but knew no tattoo needle could penetrate Chuck Norris’ skin, he used three hairs from Chuck's beard.
Nunchucks were named after Chuck Norris. His enemies would always beg, "None, Chuck, None Chuck" when he asked if there was anyone badder than him.