I Love "Clerks"

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    Convenience Store

    I discovered this movie while I was working at a place kind of like the Quick Stop.  Ever since then, it's been a favorite of mine.  It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jul 6, 2008

    Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise

    noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' <> 15 bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand. If that money doesn't show then...
    ObsidianLegion ObsidianLegion
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jul 3, 2014

    AAAAAh When I Was Younger.

    I used to watch this movie over and over and laugh every time. When I had nothing to do and was bored I used to put it on for company. Jay used to remind me of my first boyfriend(was a two-week love affair. Not) how bad is that. so I used to laugh when I was reminded of that...
    virgo78 virgo78
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 29, 2008

    SNOWBALL.........No, I Won't

    All I'm going to say ....
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Dec 19, 2008

    Iā€™m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!

    Hilarious film. The film was shot not too far from where I live.
    Trident2012 Trident2012
    22-25, M
    Jun 15, 2012

    One Is So Much Better Than Two!

    i don't care how stupid clerks is, i love randall, and think he is so intelligent. I don't like how in clerks 2, dante is with that "hot" chick. she's so weird! oh well, i will always love the line "did ur mom give you the tongue?" but i still love one better...
    englebert englebert
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 30, 2009

    Randal Graves.

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    GravesAngel GravesAngel
    18-21, T
    2 Responses Jun 13, 2015

    Actually

    I've only seen Clerks 2 but that was hysterical!
    fadiva fadiva
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2008
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