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    In a fancy Paris restaurant,

    there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman...
    devdom devdom
    46-50, M
    Apr 26, 2014

    Different Kinds of Doctors : There are several

    different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method: General Practitioners know nothing and do little. Surgeons know little and do everything. Internists know everything and do nothing. Pathologists know everything and can do...
    devdom devdom
    46-50, M
    May 13, 2014

    A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,

    a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on...
    devdom devdom
    46-50, M
    May 2, 2014

    Computer Programming Jesus

    and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began. They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Aug 30, 2014

    Murphy's work laws : MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A

    pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard...
    devdom devdom
    46-50, M
    May 11, 2014

    Three men were discussing at a bar about

    coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush...
    devdom devdom
    46-50, M
    Apr 24, 2014

    How all careers end : How careers end.

    .. Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled. Alpine climbers are dismounted. Piano tuners are unstrung. Orchestra leaders are disbanded. Artists' models are deposed. Cooks are deranged...
    devdom devdom
    46-50, M
    Apr 22, 2014

    Who Doesn't?

    I've never been a big fan of horror movies or these digusting, graphic tv shows where there's always disaster and people getting hurt... I would rather watch something funny that will make me laugh! 
    UnderneathThaStarz UnderneathThaStarz
    22-25
    Sep 16, 2009

    Business Classified Definitions : ENTRY-LEVEL

    POSITION:You'll be making under $7 an hour. ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under $7 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year. PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a profit. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain...
    devdom devdom
    46-50, M
    May 12, 2014
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