Q: What famous chiropodist ruled England?
A: William the Corn
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She is gonna eat me!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we dont get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl, pee?
Anybody? :D :D
I let them get nice and crisp stovetop and add ketchup and mustard to the plate.
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cows to pasture.
I must be an egg cuz all these jokes are cracking me up! ;D
A horse walked into a bar, the barman said "Hey" and the horse replied "Sure"
I'm about to head out later to another road trip to Pennsylvania. I'm looking forward to it. :)
I'm decked out in warm attire. I have a pastel pink fitted top with a high neckline...
Ok. I just made this one up today. It's Nebraska grade corny. But needs kinks worked out:
Q: why was president Ronald Reagan so attached to his "Star Wars" defense program?
I got married during the early 1980's. We bought a small house in town that needed lots of work. We gutted the place and were starting from scratch. On this day we were gutting...
Is the skyline sliced up into pieces and broken steel and mesh
Or is the progress of process that's a natural people quest
Metal and the workings, dark and lurking in...
wash then put then on grill do not cut in half blacken skin 10 to 15 minutes remove peel skin to see and taste a golden colored sweet warn juice mmmm goes great with a ribeye...
100 songs I love! In random order.
1. I see Fire - Ed Sheeran
2. All Star - Smashmouth
3. Top of the World - Carperters
4. On top of the World - Imagine Dragons
4. The Last...
One of these days I will take a picture of some of my fashions and show them here. Not to show them off but because others did ask me before to show pictures.
I love to buy the...
Brielle by Sky Sailing (Now known as Owl City) -
There's a handwritten note pressed in the door of her screened in porch
And I am sailing away recalling that day miles from shore...
Cobblestones, colorful, decorate paths
Like tiny, petite mosaics in swaths
They lead to something dreadfully fathomable
What it is and what it wants are...
Today I'm gonna surprise Daniel with his favorite thing in the whoooole wide world, homemade peach cobbler :D he'll be so happy
Kurt Cobain (nirvana) and Layne Stayley(Alice in chains) both died on the same date but different years, kurt 5/4/95 and layne 5/4/02 and it's really sad to see how layne is being...
It's been way over twenty years ago that Kurt Cobain was found dead in his Seattle home. It's crazy when you think about how music or just a person can live onto so many...
I walked to coffee today with a friend and after getting our coffee, even though it was a little cold outside, we sat at a table looking out onto the cobblestone streets and talked...
"Nobody dies a virgin. Life ***** us all." ~Kurt Cobain.
Yesterday I got my share of cornertime..
Yesterday night I was a bit bored so decided to pull a joke on my cousin.. I went into his room and got his playstation. I decided to hide...
I spent an hour and twenty minutes straight in the corner a few nights ago, kneeling with my hands behind my back for deceiving my husband and putting myself in danger. Not fun...
Well I usually go to the corner after I get a spanking, it lasts thirty minutes or so. It's really shameful, me there in a corner with a red butt showing.
A list of horror films I love or had a great affect on me:
1. Pet Sematary. (1989) One of my favorites.
2. Mother's Day. (1980) These brainwashed guys who would do anything for...
I read this story on iFunny, and it made my day, as in what the guy had said, that is. My heart goes out first this woman, though<3
A NYC Taxi driver wrote:
"I arrived at the...