Do you know why they started naming Hurricanes after Men?
They figured the storms would never get past the Virgin Islands....
Starbucks is cheap... Compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!XD
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair...
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Q:Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
A: It’s two tired.
Mcdonalds serves breakfast all day if you have a gun.
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing it just let out
A little wine
Old man says" losing hair is not about hair loss, it's about face gain. One day I will have a face a whole head of face.
A bear and rabbit were ******** in the woods, the bear turned to the rabbit and asked "does **** stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied "no"
So the bear picked him up and wiped...
Why couldn't the bicycle stand?
Because he was too tired!
What do you call a pile of cats?
"Too many young folk have addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love." ~Cornel West
These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's...
Who else loves those corny, made for TV thrillers?
My Musical Heroes: By -TeethTheSizeOfPianoKeys
1: Kurt Cobain
2: Brandon Boyd
3: Craig Owens
4: Dave Grohl
5: Chris Cornell
6: Layne Staley
7: Krist Novoselic
8: Gavin Rossdale...
You know how there are sayings about kids in candy or toy stores? I am worse than that when I see brooches, leather cuffs, bangle bracelets, upper arm bracelets, and headbands and...
this is a twenty minute documentary called the rise & rise of Kurt Cobain, aired on VH1, enjoy:
Catch Me If You Can-In the children's home I grew up in the most frequent punishment was to stick a misbehaving kid in a corner of the big day room of their particular cottage...
"I wish more than anything [that you were still here], but I can’t imagine you with all your complexity, all your perfection, all your imperfection. Look at you … you’re just...
Cobwebs - Motionless In White ♥♥♥♥I'm stuck in the past in past with all the friends I am losing. I regret not holding onto it closely, the past is the past and I'm letting...
Montgomery Gentry - Lonely & Gone Lyrics
Pulled in the driveway, picked up the paper
Found my key, and unlocked the door
I walked in, felt like a stranger
Like I'd never, been...
Behvis Bullock ------ Chiodos
I believed you when you called me the villain.
Like the devil I was cast out and defined by sin.
I believed I could be some kind of hero but I got...
I think it's such a shame that people my age and under say they love Nirvana without actually ever having listened to any other songs excluding Lithium and Smells Like Teen Spirit...
I am petite. I am rather slender but I have voluptuous curves north and south of me. Everything's real. I can get away with wearing things that look questionably immodest on the...
Cut Me Some Slack --- Paul McCartney & Nirvana( Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear) but sadly.... No Kurt Cobain :(
That amazing elixir that transforms me into a tolerable being in the morning. Slowly sorting through the rambling thoughts in my head .Each sip cleaning the cobwebs and gently...
Ernest L. Cobb
A future husband, a future father, but also my best friend until we reach the next life, heaven. :)
I am wearing a cyan blue short-sleeved blouse with a high scoop neck. The top reaches my waist. I am wearing plaid shorts that are soft with an elastic waist and the colors are...
Here is my definition of what the country side is like. Imagine if you will, living where natures orchestra is playing there finest music, such as crickets and frogs and the hoot...
I went to Montreal for work with the owners and one of their sons.... the first night we went the boss told me I should go out with his son... so he called his son over and told...