I was thinking about being an investment banker. But then I lost interest.
What kind of dog lives in the North Pole?
A chili dog! :D hehe.
Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? Let us be best friends?
And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
I'm watching Bring it on. I love corny movies like that. They always make me happy for some reason lol.
The feeling of spring in the air,Sunshine warm on your face,The smell of fresh cut grass,All of these things make me feel alive and refreshed.Flowers budding on the trees,Birds...
I'm not sure these were meant to be intentionally funny but where I live we get some 'crackers'..... here's just one or two:
Where you go to have your tyres mended is called the...
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I have lived in Cornwall since 2 years old. I am 29 now and i really love the roseland peninsula Pendower portloe portholland hemmick beach st mawes portscatho st mawes st anthony...
Nirvana.. Kurt cobain.. :(
Buying a 2003 Mustang sometime this month. It's only the V6, but it has the 5 speed transmission, and the entire car is perfect, inside and out. Even the valve train in the heads...
Guessing your feelings are like charming a cobra with a stethoscope....
It's my favorite book and movie so far
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "chops"
because that was the name of his...
After every spanking and while grounded I get corner time. I'm 14 and after spanking I get corner time naked but when I'm grounded I have clothes on and get it if mam has ran out...
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It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
Oh, my, my
Coming and going
I watch you look at me
Watch my fever growing
I know just where I am...
*Tears of Light*
That's where I am.
At the end of myself.
Stringing along as tears of truth fall.
I'm at my weakest point and expecting the highest rise of my...
I started eating Argo in 1999 when i was pregnant with my daughter...before this i would eat sugar and i thought that was the weirdest thing to be eating...when i was introduced to...
I found some great bargains on meats yesterday so I stocked up and now I'm working on my menu. So far this is what I've got:
Sweet & Sour Pork with steamed rice.
Beef Roast with...
He was too romantic about Manhattan, as he was about everything else. He thrived on the hustle bustle of the crowds and the traffic. To him, New York meant beautiful women and...
You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know...
Fun Things to do in an Elevator
- Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Crack open your...
after every spanking i do corner time and i find it worse the the spanking its just so embarrassing
I feel corner time is worse than the spanking sometimes, red backside on display, hands on head and not allowed to rub, it's awful
i do cornertime before and after every spanking its really embarrassing
I always send my kids to the corner after they are spanked
No matter how strong a woman is,there is this one man in her life for whom she has a weak and soft corner in her heart. This is the man she loves unconditionally. She will forgive...
Every year for the past ten years since I was 16, I have been wishing for love every Christmas. And I haven't gotten it yet. I know that sounds corny and pathetic but it's also...