Starbucks is cheap... Compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!XD
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair...
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Q:Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
A: It’s two tired.
Mcdonalds serves breakfast all day if you have a gun.
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing it just let out
A little wine
Old man says" losing hair is not about hair loss, it's about face gain. One day I will have a face a whole head of face.
A bear and rabbit were ******** in the woods, the bear turned to the rabbit and asked "does **** stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied "no"
So the bear picked him up and wiped...
Why couldn't the bicycle stand?
Because he was too tired!
What do you call a pile of cats?
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q . How do you make fruit punch
Wait for it ......
A. You give it boxing lessons
You wanna hear a pizza joke ?
O you do. Well I can't tell you it's to cheesy.
What did grandpa say to grandma?
I can't remember.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you...
Q: What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A: A hoarse doctor.
"Too many young folk have addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love." ~Cornel West
Journal of the Dragonborn
---Last Seed, 17th, 4E 201---
One night a man screamed out staring up at the night sky with his face drenched in blood. A passing wizard whom goes by the...
So last friday I didn't have to work at the gym again, so I got texting Adam and I ask him what they was doing that night, he said nothing, so I ask them over for dinner, well I...
Corn on the cob sounds good.
this is a twenty minute documentary called the rise & rise of Kurt Cobain, aired on VH1, enjoy:
I have done corner time more times than I like to think. Off mum used to make us stand in the corner as a punishment in itself. Like if we were arguing or fighting among ourselves...
I have been told i am the horror movie expert so i have decided to prove it by naming them all A-Z (i have seen all the movies listed)
28 Days Later
Catch Me If You Can-In the children's home I grew up in the most frequent punishment was to stick a misbehaving kid in a corner of the big day room of their particular cottage...
I love most music.
some artist i love:
-Fall Out Boy
Derek surprised me today. He took half the day off to go to yet another dreaded doctors appointment with me. Seeing as things went relatively well, Derek thought it a good idea to...
I always find there's nothing like a soft breeze to cleanse away the cobwebs and lift me to a new, fresh perspective!
So, perhaps it's...
Some of my quotes that i liked on goodreads
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
― Ralph Waldo...
How did we end up talking in the first place?
You said you liked my Cobain shirt
Now we're walking back to your place
You're telling me how you love that song
About living on a...
Worst year for music 1994 . Kurt Cobain died and Justin Bieber was born
I like black, dark purple, cobalt...