Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.. Why was the Cyclops a good teacher? cause he only had one pupil.. OMG Cheesy Jokes are my life they always put a smile...
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We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting. “He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said.
“It won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it...
Q: what do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bull-dozer
Q: why was the mother flea so unhappy?
A: all her children have gone to the dog.