I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
Q: What is faster Hot or cold?
A: Hot, because you can catch a cold.
I know it's old but I say "That's what she said" a lot.
The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of
“Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman.
“Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger...
Everyone has the right to be stupid-------------->
But you're abusing the privilege :P
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Its a few days before school starts and I've been praying every night that i get my history teacher from last year again. He is the most amazing person i have ever met. i get...