Snakes also known as Garter Snakes(Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous.Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.A couple in Sweetwater , Texas , had a lot of potted plants.During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of themindoors to protect them from a...
A: Dinner's on me!
2. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: Where's popcorn?
3. What do you call an abusive egg? A: An egg beater
4. What did the carrot say to the other carrot? A: Don't you carrot at all for me anymore?
5. Why was the priest so upset because of...
A man comes up through the drive thru...it's late at night........
The man working inside comes on the loudspeaker "Can I help you?"
"Yes,"says the gentleman in the car,"I would like a cheeseburger and fries."
"Sorry sir, we are out of fries."
"Ok,"he says,"I would like a...
” asked 3 year old Bob. “Sure Bob,” said his mom. “Open up the box, and take a few.” Forty five minutes later Bob’s mother walked into the kitchen. “Bob, why’d you spill out all of the animal crackers, and what are you looking for?” “It said on the box not to...
I can't remember.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call someone who's wasting their time?
I need a life.
as kids. They still make me giggle. Guess I'm still a kid , mostly. How do you catch a Polar Bear? ans.... Go to Alaska. Cut a big hole in the ice. Place peas around the hole. When the Bear comes to take a pea............. you kick him in the ice-hole. LOL...
"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
There’s aguy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works!
The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!”
The husband says, “Looks to me like he’s still...
for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won’t be a $200 bike this year.”
Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father...
who went into a library and said: "Book Book" and the Librarian gave the Chicken some books. Then the Chicken returned and again said: "Book Book" and once more the Librarian gave the Chicken some books. The Chicken returned AGAIN and the Librarian thought "After I give this...
Two atoms bump into each other..the first atom says to the second atom, "are you ok?" The second atom says, "no, I lost an electron!" The first atom asks, "are you sure?" and the second atom replies "Yeah, I'm positive!" :P