I Love Dane Cook

For fans of the hilarious standup comedian Dane Cook 988 People

    I So Do

    LOVE HIM!! he is so funny and hot !
    daxil daxil
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jun 28, 2010

    Omg....

    I LOVE DANE COOK!!! he is soooo funny and i love how he acts so enthusiastically! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
    keikobabe92 keikobabe92
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 8, 2011

    Dane Cook-a Profit-a Poet-a Comical Genuis

    aha i stole the title from Russel Brand-who is also very funny-but Dane Cook is the best comic ever!!!!!! I loved iSOLATED iNCEDENt and vicious circle, rough around the edges...every comedy from him i have ever seen was HILARIOUS! I LOVE HIM<3
    TwilightLove21 TwilightLove21
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 6, 2009

    Disappointed

    The clever word-smith, whose energy and wit we used to love has been replaced by a perverted, egomaniac who thinks the way to entertain is to degrade women, glorify **** and provide the most violent description of sexual intercourse with a prostitute that it's amazing he wasn't...
    WhiplashedinTampa WhiplashedinTampa
    22-25
    1 Response Feb 1, 2009

    What A Guy Dane Cook.

    i love dane cook's work. he is so funny. like cool aid man, and B and E. B & E is my favorite. i like to spread him around. everytime i see something knew of his on youtube, i share it with the family. one of the thnigs i love most about him is he is appropriate for all my...
    childcalledit childcalledit
    22-25, T
    Nov 13, 2009

    No Homo

    DC is awesome. Enough said!! Where's my jacket? SOMEON S#!% ON THE COATS!!!!! :P I tried
    FreeHugs330 FreeHugs330
    16-17, M
    Feb 23, 2011

    So Funny,

     I laugh so hard when I watch him in movies and/or on stage. He just seems to bring humor to every day life and reminds me of laughing and joking with friends and family about life. Plus he is very sexy, lol
    BeTheBestMe BeTheBestMe
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2008

    You're

    stupid like your father!
    iriseyes iriseyes
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 15, 2007

    I Love Me Some Dane Cook

    One of my favorite Dane Cook skits! "Here’s another way to be remembered, again, this one is more personal, it’s more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you... but you’ll know, and that’s all that matters. Next time you go to...
    CremedelaCreme CremedelaCreme
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 16, 2007

    Dane Cook

    Just a few mnths ago, I heard about dane cook, i watched few of his shows, now im a fan. I had know idea, that someone so funny and intelagent and hansome was in the world of existantince. I look forward to his new premiers, so he can make me laugh.
    hjodie9278 hjodie9278
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 2, 2010

    Too Funny, Too Cute, Soo Not Date Material

    I love Dane Cook, I think he is one of the funniest comedians out right now. I love his stand-up, I've never seen any of his films, but the one thing about him is, why would anyone want to date him? Yeah he's hot and all but way too free sexually, he talks about it all the time...
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08
    26-30
    Sep 26, 2008
    SWFinNY SWFinNY
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 23, 2014

    Poor Joey

    I went out to dinner one night with my best friend, who I learned had never heard of Dane Cook. I was outraged at the thought! I spent at least an hour repeating Dane Cook material word-for-word to her, swearing they were amazing. I couldn't stop. Poor Joey was sick of Dane Cook...
    MimiCatastrophe MimiCatastrophe
    22-25, F
    Jul 16, 2007

    Omg he is so ******* delicious.

    I would do the unthinkable to that man. 💋
    freeebird freeebird
    18-21, F
    Mar 22, 2014

    Yep

    He's a bit of an ******* it seems and I probably wouldn't like him if I met him in real life, but I sure do enjoy watching his vicious circle videos on Youtube. They just make me laugh because they are so relatable. You have to give him that. He is good at making his stuff appeal...
    Veryrandomgirl8 Veryrandomgirl8
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 10, 2013

    ID Love to Do Dane :)

    Dane Cook is so freakin awesome.  I would give anything to meet him.  Eventhough if I ever did i think I would pry throw up all over him cuz he is so effin gorgeous.  God, I wonder if that has ever happended to him?  
    bobosmama bobosmama
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 23, 2007

    I Love Dane Cook!!!!!!

    i always listen or watch Dane Cook on my phone. he is so funny and makes me laugh all the time. i love how he impersonates things in his voice it is hilarious. me and my friends always listen to him and laugh like crazy and use his jokes in so many things we say. lets just say...
    LongLiveTaylorSwift LongLiveTaylorSwift
    16-17, F
    Sep 8, 2012

    Running In Circles

    Today I talked to my of 6 months about transitioning and she really wasnt happy about it. I love her I reall do but I feel like i'll be stuck in this body or stuck as someone I'm not. I dont like living a lie. She said do what makes you happy but I know if I change thigns wont be...
    shanebby12 shanebby12
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 19, 2011

    He's Lost His Way

    The clever word-smith, whose energy and wit we used to love has been replaced by a perverted, egomaniac who thinks the way to entertain is to degrade women, glorify **** and provide the most violent description of sexual intercourse with a prostitute that it's amazing he wasn't...
    WhiplashedinTampa WhiplashedinTampa
    22-25
    1 Response Feb 1, 2009

    Cooking

    I've never cooked a Great Dane.  It seems inhumane; they are such nice big dogs.  I am confused and mad about this.  What happens at a Dane Cookout?  It smacks of cruelty and perhaps devil worship.  To those of you who cook Great Dane Dogs I say shame...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    Nov 13, 2008

    Brain Ninjas

    I know IM one of them haha
    thanatophobic thanatophobic
    22-25, F
    Apr 13, 2010

    Yum Yum

    dane cook is hilarious and great looking. lol
    alwaysbeafriend alwaysbeafriend
    26-30, F
    Jun 11, 2007

    Vicious Circle! Seriously I don't think I will

    ever get sick of it. He is the cutest funniest person ever! 😂And I love when he laughs at his own jokes. So hot! 💋
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 24, 2014

    Harmful If Swallowed

    freakin hiliarious!
    iriseyes iriseyes
    22-25, F
    Apr 20, 2007

    Made Me Laugh Until My Sides Hurt!

    He's sexy. End of story. Ok, maybe not the end. Men that make me laugh will always be the sexiest kind. End of story, , , now.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

    COME to Asia Pls!

    Heard of him but I don't think he's heading to Singapore tho!..Wish he Can in some Bright Beautiful day! Cheers! I Love Dane Cook!
    JQ JQ
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 7, 2007

    Dane Cook?

    You dont hear much of this guy but he is so friggin' funny...but I do have a nit to pick with dane I liked his earlier years hair style and he needs to gain a few pounds..I know he lost his mom and has health issues..[.hope  you are doing better dane-]......but wow is this...
    nethingunderdasun nethingunderdasun
    41-45, F
    Sep 2, 2010

    What happened to this bro go?

    Did he make all the money and then decide to leave? Miss his goofy ***.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 2, 2014

    Hi-Larious

    "It's Not That Easy Guys...."
    IncencePeppermints IncencePeppermints
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Aug 21, 2008

    When The Benifets And Comfort Of Wearing Thongs Cant Be Beaten.

    Today was kinda warm when im at and i was gunna run down the street to a small shopping plaza anx get a few things for my house. Well i got in a uncommon mood and decided i wanted to wear my easily hidden little black thong. So after getting ready i decidedd to walk cuz i enjoy...
    CaliStainedStud CaliStainedStud
    18-21, M
    Mar 22, 2012

    Dane Cook Is Awesome!!! ^_^

    The first time I listened to Dane Cook - the very first time - I was somewhat unamused. But I listened to him again, and laughed at a couple jokes. I listened to him again, and laughed even more. It was then that I considered him one of my favorite comedians. I lent the CD to my...
    shadowAKA086 shadowAKA086
    18-21, M
    Jan 4, 2008

    I Wasnt Really a "Fan" Until.....

    I mean, pretty much since i discovered Dane cook- i've liked him.  Sarcasm goes a LONG way in my book-  and he's not TOO foul all the time... But he gained my undying gratitude when he did his last tour ....   "I think the word raped gets thrown...
    Shierke Shierke
    26-30, F
    Aug 26, 2009

    Dane

    that dane is a silly *****...
    sadKid34 sadKid34
    16-17, M
    Mar 23, 2010

    Yes I Do

    Being from Massachusetts how can you not love Dane Cook
    alivetobefree alivetobefree
    36-40, M
    Aug 8, 2010

    The Best!

    Dane Cook is the best gay comedian working today. 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 15, 2008

    Part 55

    Mystery man… Extra Add or not.. (55) The man glanced around the snug fit of the cabin. Again he marvelled at the extremes people went to to get into space and travel. He fingered some of the controls and panels before reaching under his seat for a canister and mask. He waited...
    milander milander
    41-45, M
    May 2, 2012
    freeebird freeebird
    18-21, F
    May 17, 2014
    maryannaisqueen18 maryannaisqueen18
    18-21, F
    Jul 30, 2014

    Louis CK Stole A Joke

    Yknow how theres that whole Dane Cook stole jokes from Louis CK thing? Well, in his recent standup special, Louis CK tells a joke lifted directly from an old Far Side cartoon...the shark joke........most likely unintentionally.....but its like, this stuff happens...even to Louis...
    Dbone112 Dbone112
    36-40
    2 Responses May 23, 2013

    Great Comedian !

    I first listened to his routines on inet radio, he makes me laugh out loud and cringe by turns. I love the way he can take a small everyday situation, and use his observational skills to produce an anecdotal sketch into which he can pour so much emotion. He is absolutely...
    IrishJeff IrishJeff
    41-45, M
    Feb 15, 2012

    He Ain't Right!!!!

    My son turned me on tho Dane. My son is in college at Florida State and Dane is a god there!! now my daughter really likes him too!! it's great to have children with wicked sense of humors!!!! That's why i love 'em!!
    myeyes myeyes
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jun 5, 2009

    Rough Around the Edges

    Last year when I was going through a very hard time, a friend of mine talked me into watching Vicious Circle when it was on HBO. I did and I loved it. It made me laugh the entire time! When the special came out on DVD I bought it and watched it countless times. Since then I've...
    Androgyny Androgyny
    22-25, M
    Nov 11, 2007

    Legacy

    I..think...someone just **** on the coats.
    diamondintherough diamondintherough
    31-35, F
    Dec 26, 2006

    Favorite Punch Line

    Relationships are great, but when they are bad, their called RELATIONSH*TS.  Our something to that effect.. Love the BK Lounge Bit as well... Dane Cook is soooooo funny!!
    Sabrina0202 Sabrina0202
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

    Sexy and Funny

    I think he is a great comedian. My boyfriend put me on to him and now, I melt when I hear him, ok not melt but almost pee in my pants. He is insanely funny.
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2008

    "GRANDMA Is a Cheating *****"

    I just love his monopoly bit. Even if you think you like the game, you didn't.  After 2 1/1 hours your like: **** this game, YOU WIN.   I'm sitting on Baltic with crack and paying luxury tax out the ***.  And I hate it when you're the banker. ...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2008

    Car Accident.

    we're in the middle of an icestorm right now. as my friends and family sit down to enjoy my lovely birthday cake, we hear the tires. then the crash. all i'm thinking is "where are my shoooooes???" after making sure everyone involved is okay, my best turns to me and...
    gypsysoul gypsysoul
    22-25, F
    Jan 6, 2009

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