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I Love Dane Cook

For fans of the hilarious standup comedian Dane Cook 1,017 People

    Great Comedian !

    I first listened to his routines on inet radio, he makes me laugh out loud and cringe by turns. I love the way he can take a small everyday situation, and use his observational skills to produce an anecdotal sketch into which he can pour so much emotion. He is absolutely...
    IrishJeff IrishJeff 41-45, M Feb 15, 2012

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    Sexy and Funny

    I think he is a great comedian. My boyfriend put me on to him and now, I melt when I hear him, ok not melt but almost pee in my pants. He is insanely funny.
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 9, 2008

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    Dane

    Any time I feel kinda sad or need a good laugh. I always listen to Dane Cook. When we went on our last road trip all we listened to the whole time was his cd Retaliation, both of them. lol He is amazingly funny. I LOVE HIM! and he is adorable.
    amandar09 amandar09 16-18, F Sep 6, 2007

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    Dane

    that dane is a silly *****...
    sadKid34 sadKid34 16-17, M Mar 23, 2010

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    Dane Cook?

    You dont hear much of this guy but he is so friggin' funny...but I do have a nit to pick with dane I liked his earlier years hair style and he needs to gain a few pounds..I know he lost his mom and has health issues..[.hope  you are doing better dane-]......but wow is this...
    nethingunderdasun nethingunderdasun 41-45, F Sep 2, 2010

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    Dane Cook-a Profit-a Poet-a Comical Genuis

    aha i stole the title from Russel Brand-who is also very funny-but Dane Cook is the best comic ever!!!!!! I loved iSOLATED iNCEDENt and vicious circle, rough around the edges...every comedy from him i have ever seen was HILARIOUS! I LOVE HIM<3
    TwilightLove21 TwilightLove21 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 6, 2009

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    "GRANDMA Is a Cheating *****"

    I just love his monopoly bit. Even if you think you like the game, you didn't.  After 2 1/1 hours your like: **** this game, YOU WIN.   I'm sitting on Baltic with crack and paying luxury tax out the ***.  And I hate it when you're the banker. ...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    What A Guy Dane Cook.

    i love dane cook's work. he is so funny. like cool aid man, and B and E. B & E is my favorite. i like to spread him around. everytime i see something knew of his on youtube, i share it with the family. one of the thnigs i love most about him is he is appropriate for all my...
    childcalledit childcalledit 18-21, T Nov 13, 2009

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    Running In Circles

    Today I talked to my of 6 months about transitioning and she really wasnt happy about it. I love her I reall do but I feel like i'll be stuck in this body or stuck as someone I'm not. I dont like living a lie. She said do what makes you happy but I know if I change thigns wont be...
    shanebby12 shanebby12 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 19, 2011

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    Too Funny, Too Cute, Soo Not Date Material

    I love Dane Cook, I think he is one of the funniest comedians out right now. I love his stand-up, I've never seen any of his films, but the one thing about him is, why would anyone want to date him? Yeah he's hot and all but way too free sexually, he talks about it all the time...
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08 26-30 Sep 26, 2008

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    SWFinNY SWFinNY 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Poor Joey

    I went out to dinner one night with my best friend, who I learned had never heard of Dane Cook. I was outraged at the thought! I spent at least an hour repeating Dane Cook material word-for-word to her, swearing they were amazing. I couldn't stop. Poor Joey was sick of Dane Cook...
    MimiCatastrophe MimiCatastrophe 22-25, F Jul 16, 2007

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    Made Me Laugh Until My Sides Hurt!

    He's sexy. End of story. Ok, maybe not the end. Men that make me laugh will always be the sexiest kind. End of story, , , now.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

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    Dane Cook Is Awesome!!! ^_^

    The first time I listened to Dane Cook - the very first time - I was somewhat unamused. But I listened to him again, and laughed at a couple jokes. I listened to him again, and laughed even more. It was then that I considered him one of my favorite comedians. I lent the CD to my...
    shadowAKA086 shadowAKA086 18-21, M Jan 4, 2008

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    Disappointed

    The clever word-smith, whose energy and wit we used to love has been replaced by a perverted, egomaniac who thinks the way to entertain is to degrade women, glorify **** and provide the most violent description of sexual intercourse with a prostitute that it's amazing he wasn't...
    WhiplashedinTampa WhiplashedinTampa 22-25 1 Response Feb 1, 2009

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    Favorite Punch Line

    Relationships are great, but when they are bad, their called RELATIONSH*TS.  Our something to that effect.. Love the BK Lounge Bit as well... Dane Cook is soooooo funny!!
    Sabrina0202 Sabrina0202 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Wow.. Hottie

    ummm dane cook has to be the most amazing comedian ever. He is sooo hot and incredibly sexy and wow i wish i could marry him! Hes my dream guy.. funny sweet and nice! I want him!
    urinfluence urinfluence 16-18, F May 24, 2007

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    Louis CK Stole A Joke

    Yknow how theres that whole Dane Cook stole jokes from Louis CK thing? Well, in his recent standup special, Louis CK tells a joke lifted directly from an old Far Side cartoon...the shark joke........most likely unintentionally.....but its like, this stuff happens...even to Louis...
    Dbone112 Dbone112 36-40 2 Responses May 23, 2013

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    Yum Yum

    dane cook is hilarious and great looking. lol
    alwaysbeafriend alwaysbeafriend 26-30, F Jun 11, 2007

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    He's Lost His Way

    The clever word-smith, whose energy and wit we used to love has been replaced by a perverted, egomaniac who thinks the way to entertain is to degrade women, glorify **** and provide the most violent description of sexual intercourse with a prostitute that it's amazing he wasn't...
    WhiplashedinTampa WhiplashedinTampa 22-25 2 Responses Feb 1, 2009

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    The Best!

    Dane Cook is the best gay comedian working today. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 15, 2008

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    No Homo

    DC is awesome. Enough said!! Where's my jacket? SOMEON S#!% ON THE COATS!!!!! :P I tried
    FreeHugs330 FreeHugs330 16-17, M Feb 23, 2011

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    COME to Asia Pls!

    Heard of him but I don't think he's heading to Singapore tho!..Wish he Can in some Bright Beautiful day! Cheers! I Love Dane Cook!
    JQ JQ 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 7, 2007

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    You're

    stupid like your father!
    iriseyes iriseyes 21-25, F 1 Response Jun 15, 2007

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    I Wasnt Really a "Fan" Until.....

    I mean, pretty much since i discovered Dane cook- i've liked him.  Sarcasm goes a LONG way in my book-  and he's not TOO foul all the time... But he gained my undying gratitude when he did his last tour ....   "I think the word raped gets thrown...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F Aug 26, 2009

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    Vicious Circle! Seriously I don't think I will

    ever get sick of it. He is the cutest funniest person ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚And I love when he laughs at his own jokes. So hot! ๐Ÿ’‹
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 24

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    Brain Ninjas

    I know IM one of them haha
    thanatophobic thanatophobic 22-25, F Apr 13, 2010

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    Funniest Guy Ever.

    Dane Cook is great. His DVD Vicious Circle is the best. I laughed soooooooo hard. If you don't have it, get it. He's made a ton of great stuff though.
    dreamer27 dreamer27 26-30, F Apr 29, 2007

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    Part 55

    Mystery manโ€ฆ Extra Add or not.. (55) The man glanced around the snug fit of the cabin. Again he marvelled at the extremes people went to to get into space and travel. He fingered some of the controls and panels before reaching under his seat for a canister and mask. He waited...
    milander milander 41-45, M May 2, 2012

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    Omg....

    I LOVE DANE COOK!!! he is soooo funny and i love how he acts so enthusiastically! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
    keikobabe92 keikobabe92 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2011

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    Hi-Larious

    "It's Not That Easy Guys...."
    IncencePeppermints IncencePeppermints 31-35, F 5 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    He Ain't Right!!!!

    My son turned me on tho Dane. My son is in college at Florida State and Dane is a god there!! now my daughter really likes him too!! it's great to have children with wicked sense of humors!!!! That's why i love 'em!!
    myeyes myeyes 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 5, 2009

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    Car Accident.

    we're in the middle of an icestorm right now. as my friends and family sit down to enjoy my lovely birthday cake, we hear the tires. then the crash. all i'm thinking is "where are my shoooooes???" after making sure everyone involved is okay, my best turns to me and...
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F Jan 6, 2009

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    Yep

    He's a bit of an ******* it seems and I probably wouldn't like him if I met him in real life, but I sure do enjoy watching his vicious circle videos on Youtube. They just make me laugh because they are so relatable. You have to give him that. He is good at making his stuff appeal...
    Veryrandomgirl8 Veryrandomgirl8 18-21, F 1 Response May 10, 2013

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    Harmful If Swallowed

    freakin hiliarious!
    iriseyes iriseyes 21-25, F Apr 20, 2007

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    So Funny,

     I laugh so hard when I watch him in movies and/or on stage. He just seems to bring humor to every day life and reminds me of laughing and joking with friends and family about life. Plus he is very sexy, lol
    BeTheBestMe BeTheBestMe 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2008

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    Big, BIG Fan!

    I love Dane! Since I was a baby, and there is no shame! I love this man. I can watch all his stuff for hours and have no *****! I will force you to watch him and will not care if you don't like him! I do do, *****! That's why I'm watching it! Lol! He's a silly ***** and every...
    ayeitzme ayeitzme 16-17, F Nov 3, 2013

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    Omg he is so ******* delicious.

    I would do the unthinkable to that man. ๐Ÿ’‹
    freeebird freeebird 18-21, F Mar 22

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    Dane Cook

    Just a few mnths ago, I heard about dane cook, i watched few of his shows, now im a fan. I had know idea, that someone so funny and intelagent and hansome was in the world of existantince. I look forward to his new premiers, so he can make me laugh.
    hjodie9278 hjodie9278 26-30 1 Response Jun 2, 2010

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    I So Do

    LOVE HIM!! he is so funny and hot !
    daxil daxil 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 28, 2010

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    I Love Dane Cook!!!!!!

    i always listen or watch Dane Cook on my phone. he is so funny and makes me laugh all the time. i love how he impersonates things in his voice it is hilarious. me and my friends always listen to him and laugh like crazy and use his jokes in so many things we say. lets just say...
    LongLiveTaylorSwift LongLiveTaylorSwift 13-15, F Sep 8, 2012

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    When The Benifets And Comfort Of Wearing Thongs Cant Be Beaten.

    Today was kinda warm when im at and i was gunna run down the street to a small shopping plaza anx get a few things for my house. Well i got in a uncommon mood and decided i wanted to wear my easily hidden little black thong. So after getting ready i decidedd to walk cuz i enjoy...
    CaliStainedStud CaliStainedStud 18-21, M Mar 22, 2012

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    I Love Me Some Dane Cook

    One of my favorite Dane Cook skits! "Here’s another way to be remembered, again, this one is more personal, it’s more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you... but you’ll know, and that’s all that matters. Next time you go to...
    CremedelaCreme CremedelaCreme 19-21, F 3 Responses Jun 16, 2007

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    Cooking

    I've never cooked a Great Dane.  It seems inhumane; they are such nice big dogs.  I am confused and mad about this.  What happens at a Dane Cookout?  It smacks of cruelty and perhaps devil worship.  To those of you who cook Great Dane Dogs I say shame...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 Nov 13, 2008

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    Rough Around the Edges

    Last year when I was going through a very hard time, a friend of mine talked me into watching Vicious Circle when it was on HBO. I did and I loved it. It made me laugh the entire time! When the special came out on DVD I bought it and watched it countless times. Since then I've...
    Androgyny Androgyny 21-25, M Nov 11, 2007

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    Legacy

    I..think...someone just **** on the coats.
    diamondintherough diamondintherough 26-30, F Dec 26, 2006

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    ID Love to Do Dane :)

    Dane Cook is so freakin awesome.  I would give anything to meet him.  Eventhough if I ever did i think I would pry throw up all over him cuz he is so effin gorgeous.  God, I wonder if that has ever happended to him?  
    bobosmama bobosmama 21-25, F 1 Response Jan 23, 2007

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    Related Experiences

    Dane Cook: By a Round of Applause Comedy crowds -- we always want to come out and ask you, How you feeling? We always say that, By a round of applause, how do you feel? Right? By...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    The first time my father took me to his shop ...when I was around...5 or 6 years old. He showed me all those amazing cookies and pastries . It was really that moment I decided I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Mar 28

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    I love to cook and baking sweets is my specialty. I like grilling steak, chicken and brisket, I like cooking period and I like helping my family do it's easier if I cook then they...
    denaellis575 denaellis575 46-50, F Mar 24

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    Yummie!!!!I love the warm n appetizing aroma of freshly baked muffins n cookies........oooh I had fun baking last nite:):D I am a great cook also...love to cook all Pakistani n...
    Mughee Mughee 22-25, F Mar 30

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    I must of had an extremely large family in a past life! Not only do I love to cook, but I cook for a crowd! It's always a feast at my house! To the point to where I'm always...
    MrsOMS MrsOMS 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    The feeling you get when you know you baked or cooked a good dish is unexplainable! I especially love baking red velvet cake; my son and I's favorite type of cake. My mom says that...
    LolitaChrisbell LolitaChrisbell 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    I absolutely love to cook. Love it. Unfortunately with my career I never have the time, but I did make a killer baba ghanoush tonight. Lol I wish I had more people and occasions to...
    rajasaeed rajasaeed 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    I love to cook but don't enjoy my own cooking. I always find something amiss. Do you have same experience as me ?
    andybub andybub 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I love to cook for other people. My **** be tasting A1. Lol
    lexix0 lexix0 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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