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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    He told me he loved me constantly, and fairly (too) quickly, like at the very beginning of the relationship. I suppose when you physically hear "I love u", then respond back "love...
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    In my long distant youth I used to play tennis, squash and table tennis, and have turned out for various cricket and football teams, mostly just to make the numbers up when they...
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    I'm so fed up. I was in a good mood when my mom suddenly came and interrupt my life. she would find anything to blame me for my laziness, stupidity, etc.. like she was controlling...
    mlzzmt mlzzmt 13-15, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Shame on Madonna: Her former pet Chihuahuas end up in a CA rescue Burbank - Madonna was known in the 90's for toting around her three Chihuahuas: Evita, Rosita, and Chiquita...
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    I am watching one of my favorite movies on Hallmark called He Sees You When You're Sleeping. It is a crime mystery that has mafia types BUT it's not scary or gory. I am sensitive...
    nsquaredmeanshartspaired nsquaredmeanshartspaired 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    Really? I know that chatting on the message service here and on other sites isn't the easiest, but it amazes me how poor so many people are at interacting with one another. Many...
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    ... He made Naruto this really weird show... it's apparently about ninjas. Yeah. (pic below)
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 13-15, F Feb 3

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    Benzodiazepines /ˌbɛnzɵdaɪˈæzɨpiːn/ (sometimes colloquially "benzos"; often abbreviated "BZD") are a class of psychoactive drugs whose core chemical structure is the fusion...
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 1 Response Feb 19

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    SHE'S DOPE AS HELL! I BE PLAYING HER SONGS ON BLAST WITH MAH NINJAS!😎
    Brndn03 Brndn03 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    The pic attached to this made me laugh, which is only clearly viewable by hand held devices ( ahhh ep should fix site where pc or phn users could views pics no matter what is used...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M Feb 13

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    I like mutts. They live long, have fewer hip problems and are each very unique. My favorite dog I ever had was a Chow/ Miniature Collie mix. I got her when she was really tiny. She...
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    I've just got the news that my grandad hasn't got long to live as his brain tumour is spreading and his organs are failing. The fact the he is going to go scares me, I love him so...
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    I dabbled in learning different things when I was around 16, I did a Shamanism practice loved reading about dream meanings, crystals, all the so called "new-age" stuff. I drifted...
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    The Unfinished Story We both met each other back in college, which was like 12yrs ago. It was not at all love at first sight. I didn't like him at all initially. He was the most...
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    I love it when he holds the door for me, holds my hand, gives me PDA's without a care. I love it when he cooks for me after a long hard day. I love when he brushes my hair after a...
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    I know I keep coming at you guys with different things every day but omg.. I've loved acting since I was young. I used to make skits and act them out with my cousins. My sister...
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