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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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