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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    Only saw him once. What a trip! Like a 10 year old hopped up on birthday cake. lol
    niklb niklb 41-45, F Oct 3

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    They are so much fun! And they help keeping the mind from ageing. I'm always on the lookout for new ones and I recently found this app called Brain Wars. It's pretty cool, I...
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    I have always been attracted to the extremes. Which, I guess, also helped determine my choice of dog. My pet Chihuahua died prematurely of a rare kidney disease when he was 4. I...
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    Flawless. What an interesting way to look at him. Emil never thought flawless could be used in such the wrong way. His brother was anything but flawless. If anything, he was...
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    The no. one waterpark in the Middle East and Europe, Aquaventure Waterpark offers a location like no other. Celebrate in a single of their non-public cabanas and make your...
    Jacksonpj05 Jacksonpj05 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 27

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    I'm watching jackass 3.5 and am wanting some sour skittles....preferably just the green ones :D
    vicky5rox vicky5rox 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Who will win this battle? Great Dane/Pit or GSP?
    Bottom9th Bottom9th 36-40, F Sep 29

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    I have an off switch for my brain and I have to pay good money for it too. Its called Marijuana 😉
    Saphic33 Saphic33 26-30, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    You Are 60% Left Brained, 40% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I love it that my man in my life is an excellent cook, he's good at cooking and can cook pretty much anything and everything. I like it when he cooks for me
    denaellis575 denaellis575 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I have spent the last few days watching spongebob and drinking the last known bottle of unfavored vodka 100 I'll ever see and eating skittles wow I just realized how lame my life...
    maridoneka maridoneka 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    Passionate love making Fixes a couple of domestic things without my asking Cooks for me Shops w me Sings to me Wears what he hears I like Exercises w me Shares latest headline news...
    adventurousprofiler adventurousprofiler 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 24

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    I'm a volunteer at my local animal shelter, and today I was socializing dogs, which involves taking them out for a walk and teaching them some behavioral basics. I work with a lot...
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    I don't know what to say. I just typed a lot of stuff on my iPad, but I decided to start afresh. The only way to keep from worsening a situation is to spend personal time thinking...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F Oct 2

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    Sometimes I just can't say no to food. I get home from work and I have a raging appetite. I start to make pasta Alfredo but I am so hungry I must have something while it cooks. I...
    stephjo2505 stephjo2505 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 8

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    I love home cooked meals, even though, I am usually the one that cooks them. Most people like my cooking and appreciate it.
    Luvhugeuptop Luvhugeuptop 46-50, M Oct 10

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    Hello Mrs. Robinson, Hello Mrs. Non-Robinson... <3 that skit!
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    Yo momma is so fat: when she sat on a rainbow it started raining Skittles.
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    I love my boyfriend! He is the most axing cook! Everyone always says so! No one can even even stop eating his food! Every time he's at my house I know I better not tell my friend...
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    Curtis Stone , Bobby Flay, Emeril , Mario Battali - I would love to spend a day with any of them in my kitchen
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    asked him what his fav dessert is. He listed off like 20 things! He really likes dessert. I don't think his wife cooks these favorite foods for him so I am going to surprise him...
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