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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    So yeah I'm one of those people who feel in love with someone the first time I saw them. I was at this thing called YL and everyone was talking, playing pool, all sorts of stuff...
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    I have an off switch for my brain and I have to pay good money for it too. Its called Marijuana 😉
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