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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    He is so funny! I love his comedy specials
    animequeen16 animequeen16 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    STEVIE WONDER "I Just Called To Say I Love You" No New Year's Day to celebrate No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away No first of spring No song to sing In fact here's...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    "Love is the emblem of eternity: It confoundss all notion of time, effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end."-Germaine De Stael. And the end is where we begin >//w...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Jul 14

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    I love a bubble game called bubble rival it's so fun
    imhookedonbubblerival imhookedonbubblerival 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    We all are creatures made for love.I believe there is no age for true love...although it is called in vein that way to mask interests,and fake feelings.That for me is no true love...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I always dreamed of a guy who cooks well. My father was really a good cook, he would spend a whole day in the grocery and preparing food in the kitchen. I was a daddy's girl. He...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    I love skittles!!!!! Especially the purple bag skittles!!!!!! Even tho I'm full from eating them I still continue to eat them until the bag is empty😄
    pattyricia pattyricia 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    My creatures are getting Angry!If the personalities of dogs reflect that of their owners then I am certainly not very well balanced individual. At all!I swear they have mental...
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 14 hrs ago

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    An sad, old man sitting was sitting on a park bench when along came a police officer. The officer asked the old man why he was so upset. The old man replied, "Every morning I...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    My father was a very good cook. My father was also the person who taught me how to cook and was the one who made me the cook I am today! I know a lot of men who are cooks as well...
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    Tonight, I will drive to my Dad’s. The drive is only about two hours—an easy drive in good weather. Boring. Ugly. But easy. In the winter, it’s prohibitive. I live in an area...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    The Obsession ContinuesI remember Sunday mornings as a child. Without fail my father would play music. Old music. Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Elvis, Patti Page - those singers...
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 16

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    I Am Both Apparently I just took a test in http://testyourself.psychtests.com/ It was a test about the dominance between the left brain and the right brain. Here is my result...
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 6 days ago

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    Brain: Hello. Me: Hi. Brain: Are you enjoying the moment? Me: Actually, yes I am! Brain: I'm glad to hear that. Allow me to relash all of your failures and tell you everything...
    kitkat923 kitkat923 13-15, F Jul 15

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    Feeder Insomnia Reading magazines and counting sheep to pass the time away Hoping that tomorrow's gonna bring a smile BACK home again Images of palm tree's swaying in the wind on...
    Shadowland666 Shadowland666 31-35, M Jul 17

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    Lemon Heads!! Skittles Starburst Gummy Bears!!
    Bja1282 Bja1282 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 14

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    so a few months ago my dad started heightening his abuse of me, it's verbal and emotional but sometimes it even gets like physical not like hurting me but more like forcing me out...
    atinyratsy atinyratsy 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound' and another sign that says...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    Yesterday I complimented my next door neighbour saying I love this certain dish she cooks to find out after long hours of studying in campus library when finally at home being...
    Stubborngirll Stubborngirll 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Right now I am. I've eaten a chicken leg, half a plate of mashed potatoes, a package of skittles, a baked peach covered in butter and brown sugar with a bowl of ice cream and...
    Sugarcoatedfatty Sugarcoatedfatty 18-21, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I LOVE to bake. So much that I want to own a bakery in Old Town (VA) after I graduate college (UVA) and culinary school. I will always stick with my decision to be a professional...
    Cupcakequeen19 Cupcakequeen19 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    This would be great since I can't cook to save a life. He needs to cook I'll clean up. And it would be a nice touch if he could sing while he cooks. Singing to the marinara sauce...
    AquariusLife AquariusLife 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    My little brother and I have always been super close. October 2013 he was diagnosed with an incurable disease called neurofibromatosis. It's a genetic disease where one develops...
    guitarlove24 guitarlove24 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    My ex boyfriend was an excellent cook, just like a chef. He would plate my food for me, so artistic. It was very special to ,me, one of my favorite times of day. I doubt I will...
    pieceofmind127 pieceofmind127 36-40, F 5 Responses Jul 17

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    While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    My brain is the source of all my pain , it always whispers to me that i am not good enough , that i will never be , that i am doing everything wrong , that i would always fail...
    Theworldismyhell Theworldismyhell 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Maybe I am just needy, but I believe that it is essential to be loved by at least one person, whether it be yourself or somebody else. It is equally as important to love...
    okjackie okjackie 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    My sister in law has cancer. It is stage 3 brain cancer and she is 24. The life span after diagnosis, with treatment, is 18 months. We are at about 6 months. The doctors gave her 6...
    Marie090 Marie090 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 2

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    Who doesn't admire someone with brains and wit. Talking to someone who is intelligent and witty are the ones I'm naturally drawn to. I feel that talking to someone who doesn't care...
    Liv4Life Liv4Life 18-21, F Jul 11

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    ^w^ So as an example of unproductive which I am not- Brain: Liar! -w-' Ill ask Cleverbot on his opinion since my Brain already promised Hector Id lose long ago >w< Before I even...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I can't get my brain to stop going. It just keeps going and going and going and it won't be quiet and I can't take it anymore! It's like a headache without pain. I don't care about...
    Bongopanda Bongopanda 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 3

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    A little of two years ago I was hit by a car while riding my bicycle and suffered a MTBI. I also ruptured my ear drum. I thought the vertigo, dizziness, bouncy vision I was...
    Martin1212 Martin1212 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    "Walk on the white line Brainwashed. Wall on the same side Brain dead. It's secure and safe like you want it all to be." Look Closer, Set Your Goals
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F Jul 6

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    The void I felt as I fell apart was, at least to what I could imagine in my mind, probably equal to what you felt when I'd left you in the hospital. I began to feel very sad. I...
    justderek justderek 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    "Love is the emblem of eternity: It confounds all notion of time, effaces all memory of the beginning and fear of the end."-Germaine De Stael And the end is where we begin >//W...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Jul 14

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    I was diagnosed with A.A. two months before my 18th birthday on May 27, 1998 which, approximately 6 months later on Nov 11, 1998 with the help of some not-so-good decisions made by...
    handicrappedN98 handicrappedN98 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    I need help! I have recently begun to recognize that I have been brainwashed by my family. Although I am becoming stronger, I still think that I am being manipulated by them. Worst...
    artiebrown14 artiebrown14 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Danvers Asylum was the birth place of lobotomy, which essentially means they take out part of your brain with a rusty ice cream scoop. At Danvers they would take out a chunk of...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 20

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    Someday I'll feel no pain Someday I won't have a brain They'll take away the part that hurts and let the rest remain Fix me, fix my head Fix me please, I don't wanna be dead...
    distancerunner distancerunner 46-50, M Jul 22

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    After learning of husband's affair, I'd do ANYTHING to turn off my brain and just not be in pain. Or when a friend hurts me, instead of going over what they did over and over...
    Learning2LiveAgain Learning2LiveAgain 51-55, F 2 Responses Jul 3

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    Sometimes I'll ask my boyfriend "what are you thinking about?" And he says "nothing" all the time, and he means that literally. I am always thinking about something whether it be...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    My Mom's Death I remember it clearly as though it happened yesterday. She was an amazing woman. Very independent yet not. My dad really held her together. I remember the...
    PoetryNEmotion PoetryNEmotion 51-55, F 3 Responses Jul 5

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    Your brain gender is: 31% Male, 69% Female. I think this is remarkable. It is most likely close to being right. I have been told by my ex that I think and act more like a woman...
    dianecarr dianecarr 61-65, T Jul 11

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    I suffered a tbi when I was 16 years old while playing high school football!! I suffered a brain hemmorage and a stroke!! I was wearing a defective football helmet!! It's because...
    bdropkin bdropkin 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    Today I saw another blatant idiot with girls around him. Why, what does it take to get a girl? Of course! All you need is to be a brainless, stupid moron. I have never seen a girl...
    Existentior Existentior 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 15