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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    I didn't know I loved her until I beginned to hate her for not loving me back. She was a junior and I was a senior and we met during the end of my senior year which kind of made me...
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    They are my legacy and will carry me on after I'm gone. The things I have said will resound in their head as they grow older and raise their own children. The best way I can make...
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    I overheard my father telling my sister to stock up on noodles in a pot, and I couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "Why?" Dad: Because it's easy! You just need to add hot...
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    Nanny called out again so I'm taking the day off! It's going to be nothing but a day of cuddling for me and my son!
    singledaddyofone singledaddyofone 22-25, M 16 hrs ago

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    Sometimes you have to shut up, swallow your pride, and accept that you're wrong. It's not called giving up, it's called growing up!!
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    Yep, I'm a grand Star Wars fan. I'm not particularly crazy about it because I'm more of the type to look at things in the bigger picture. That being said; I appreciate the...
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    Here's a few quotes from the greatest (imo) thinker for Christianity. Pascal eat your stinkin' heart out, the Dane outdid ya royally! ☺"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to...
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    I took the what sign is your brain test and I got Aquarius, but more importantly I thought their avatars were really cool so I just stole the one for Aries (my sun sign) and made...
    RustySubway RustySubway 36-40, M 3 days ago

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    My sun sign is Libra, moon sign is Pisces and rising sign is Libra, yet... I took the "what sign is your brain" quiz and found that my brain is a Sagittarius :D"You are a very...
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    This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. I have a big crush on a p*rnstar. If anyone of you knew who Dane Cross is, high five from me. I don't know I just... I heard...
    PiperMcLean PiperMcLean 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm in love with him,we've been go through this hard time for the past two years,i love him more than I've ever loved a man.he's special he loved his wife,but he loves me too.we...
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    'Your Brain Is a Scorpio You are a very intense and explosive thinker, even if you seem cool and calm to the outside world. So much is swirling inside that mind of yours. You...
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    "Your Brain is a Gemini" You are a very playful thinker. You like to let ideas dance around in your head and to see what develops. You don't take any thoughts or ideas too...
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    Your brain is programmed to make 3 things impossible to ignore : Food, sex and danger. The psychmind
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