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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    Video games help train the brain to make faster real-life decisions. ^_^
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    SHE'S DOPE AS HELL! I BE PLAYING HER SONGS ON BLAST WITH MAH NINJAS!😎
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