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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    Hahahahaha I love his skit about cussing out his teacher. Every time I laugh my *** off.... But a lot of people I show this skit to don't find it nearly as funny as me lmao im...
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    I think it is extremely attractive when a guy can cook! Too often in society, females are branded with the expectation to stay in the kitchen and etc, but a guy who can cook defies...
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    I love it when my husband cooks for us. He does a great job at it.
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    What kind of shoes do ninjas where? Sneakers
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    Christianity, such as in Catholicism, accepts love in it's totality as God and God as the totality of love. (1) Some of the few atheists that I have befriended in the past, have...
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