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I Love Dane Cooks Skit Called Brain Ninjas

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    I LOVE Dane Cook. I loved this one particularly because it is so true.  Generally, everything he jokes about is so right, which is why it makes it so damn funny!   Ahh and he's sexy also.
    Karley Karley 16-17, F Sep 3, 2008

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    He is so funny! I love his comedy specials
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    STEVIE WONDER "I Just Called To Say I Love You" No New Year's Day to celebrate No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away No first of spring No song to sing In fact here's...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    "Love is the emblem of eternity: It confoundss all notion of time, effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end."-Germaine De Stael. And the end is where we begin >//w...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Jul 14

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    I love a bubble game called bubble rival it's so fun
    imhookedonbubblerival imhookedonbubblerival 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    We all are creatures made for love.I believe there is no age for true love...although it is called in vein that way to mask interests,and fake feelings.That for me is no true love...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My creatures are getting Angry!If the personalities of dogs reflect that of their owners then I am certainly not very well balanced individual. At all!I swear they have mental...
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 11 hrs ago

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    I always dreamed of a guy who cooks well. My father was really a good cook, he would spend a whole day in the grocery and preparing food in the kitchen. I was a daddy's girl. He...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    I love skittles!!!!! Especially the purple bag skittles!!!!!! Even tho I'm full from eating them I still continue to eat them until the bag is empty😄
    pattyricia pattyricia 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    I'm getting better every day, every week, every month, but my heart goes out to those who are still struggling with the aftermath of a full-blown brain injury. It was one of the...
    lizpurc925 lizpurc925 18-21, F 31 mins ago

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    An sad, old man sitting was sitting on a park bench when along came a police officer. The officer asked the old man why he was so upset. The old man replied, "Every morning I...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    My father was a very good cook. My father was also the person who taught me how to cook and was the one who made me the cook I am today! I know a lot of men who are cooks as well...
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    Tonight, I will drive to my Dad’s. The drive is only about two hours—an easy drive in good weather. Boring. Ugly. But easy. In the winter, it’s prohibitive. I live in an area...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    The Obsession ContinuesI remember Sunday mornings as a child. Without fail my father would play music. Old music. Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Elvis, Patti Page - those singers...
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 16

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    Remembering is easy for those who have brains. But forgetting is hard for those who have heart
    shanaiya24 shanaiya24 22-25, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were brought to see him. First, President Bush went to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Soo much for wanting to go to the rehab clinic. He says he wants to quit but yet buys more and is doing more everyday. He tries to talk to me about it like i'm interested in all...
    lovelyytroubledsoul lovelyytroubledsoul 18-21, F 13 hrs ago

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    We were out shoplifting, waiting for the drugs to kick in 'cause all that apartment ever gave me was lice so I watch it break a little more every night. We were out hitch-hiking...
    LilNeko LilNeko 13-15, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I think you'll notice when things become different The good vibes in our lives won't feel so consistent And less becomes more cause the weight is too heavy I swim in the water that...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 5 hrs ago

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    I am 19 years old. Two years ago, when I was 17, I met someone who would end up completely altering who I thought I was. I was a happy girl. I enjoyed being single and flirting...
    sheonlysighs sheonlysighs 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I Am Both Apparently I just took a test in http://testyourself.psychtests.com/ It was a test about the dominance between the left brain and the right brain. Here is my result...
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    We were at a club, dancing, and I was wearing a red tube top and black pants. He said he needed to talk to me outside, so I walked out with him. He said, "I love you." I said,"you...
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    Brain: Hello. Me: Hi. Brain: Are you enjoying the moment? Me: Actually, yes I am! Brain: I'm glad to hear that. Allow me to relash all of your failures and tell you everything...
    kitkat923 kitkat923 13-15, F Jul 15

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    Feeder Insomnia Reading magazines and counting sheep to pass the time away Hoping that tomorrow's gonna bring a smile BACK home again Images of palm tree's swaying in the wind on...
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    Well my parents were talking about the subject of "selling my dog" and buying a new one thats easier to look after and smaller. And i thought they were joking but its become much...
    leyloshx leyloshx 13-15, F 11 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    Lol. Lmao. Because society is wrong. The damaged are humane more often. The successes are moronic lemmings. Fifty / fifty for both groups dont exist. Humane can...
    converted converted 46-50, M 19 hrs ago

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    I love so many! But a few I can name called priceless which is French but romantic, ahh the other one is the untouchables which is also French very heart warming if sensitive. Hey...
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 19 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend left for basic training yesterday in Fort Benning, GA. He called me quickly after he landed and went to dinner with his unit. Beside that and liking a few of my things...
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    I just downloaded it yesterday. You should try it. Its awesome. You could find different music and discover new songs that you have never heard before in your life. Its pretty...
    xXGothicAngelxx xXGothicAngelxx 13-15, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    My Worst Fear - Rascal Flatts ♪....And the words 'I Love You' never sounded so sincere. Its gonna make it hard, to tell you that I'm leaving. Now that I know, just how much you...
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    Lemon Heads!! Skittles Starburst Gummy Bears!!
    Bja1282 Bja1282 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 14

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    so a few months ago my dad started heightening his abuse of me, it's verbal and emotional but sometimes it even gets like physical not like hurting me but more like forcing me out...
    atinyratsy atinyratsy 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Yesterday I complimented my next door neighbour saying I love this certain dish she cooks to find out after long hours of studying in campus library when finally at home being...
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    Right now I am. I've eaten a chicken leg, half a plate of mashed potatoes, a package of skittles, a baked peach covered in butter and brown sugar with a bowl of ice cream and...
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    This would be great since I can't cook to save a life. He needs to cook I'll clean up. And it would be a nice touch if he could sing while he cooks. Singing to the marinara sauce...
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    My ex boyfriend was an excellent cook, just like a chef. He would plate my food for me, so artistic. It was very special to ,me, one of my favorite times of day. I doubt I will...
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    Maybe I am just needy, but I believe that it is essential to be loved by at least one person, whether it be yourself or somebody else. It is equally as important to love...
    okjackie okjackie 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    My sister in law has cancer. It is stage 3 brain cancer and she is 24. The life span after diagnosis, with treatment, is 18 months. We are at about 6 months. The doctors gave her 6...
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