I Love Demetri Martin

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    I Wanna Make a Jigsaw Puzzle...

     thats 40,000 pieces. and when you finish it...it says....GO OUTSIDE
    dotta415 dotta415
    18-21, F
    Jan 7, 2009

    Cute and Witty

    I've been a fan of Demetri Martin for years now.  He's definitely under appreciated.  And needs more air time.  Another Comedy Central special.  Something.  He's witty and intelligent and has a bit of a dry wit.  Which is even funnier than the more...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Dec 25, 2008

    Word Play

    I'm not really big on comedy in general.  I completely love wit and a good play on words.  Demetri Marin is both of these to the highest degree.  The first time I heard him was traveling through Nevada at night with my brother, sister-in-law, and husband. ...
    Krypton Krypton
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Dec 25, 2008

    I Think It's The Bowl Cut

    If he was just a guy I knew who had this haircut, I'd be meh, but add in the clever japes and a tv show, and I'm all over that action. Just wanted to share.
    hayleyness hayleyness
    1 Response Jan 25, 2011

    " I hate it when I see a sign

    that says 'please use other door' You're a door, you don't get to take a break!"
    deleted deleted
    Sep 19, 2015

    "I'm Awkward"

    gahhh i love demetri martin. he's such a great comedian and his delivery is soo funny. he could make anything sound funny. i could watch his standup or listen to it or read it all day. it makes my day sooo much better...soo funny =)
    thedreamisover thedreamisover
    18-21, F
    Jul 8, 2008

    My Fave...

    I love him... he cracks me up... this is one of my faves from him: “I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ***. What I...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    May 16, 2008


    "If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter whether you say yes or no. They're going to touch you."
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Dec 30, 2008

    LOVING the New Show

    I loved him since I first saw Demetri Martin: Person. Now, I've been hooked on Important Things with Demetri Martin. That song he did during the first episode where he was playing guitar, harmonica, bells, and piano while flipping through the chart was genius. And last...
    candlebeck candlebeck
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 19, 2009

    Sure As Hell

    is way way funnier than that damned Dane Cook. He is sort of the Mitch Hedburg of his day.
    wewantcowbell wewantcowbell
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 5, 2008
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