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I Love Dick And Pussy

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    Why Wouldn't You?

    The thought of someone only liking one or the other is just not right. They each have something great to offer. A womens ***** is such a inviting place to just engulf you. Her pleasure when I caress it is rewarding and from what I have seen it is rewarding to her. A ***** has so...
    tinacd51 tinacd51 56-60, T 3 Responses Nov 19, 2010

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    I Like Sucking, ***** And Dicks

    I sucked my first **** when I was five years old. My brother tricked me into sucking his. You can get the full story on my experiences. Over the years I sucked several dicks then I discoverd ***** and was hooked. I love it when a man **** in my mouth, especially if a woman is...
    mlc62447 mlc62447 61-65, M Nov 24, 2010

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