i love **** yum like I really do just it make me happy you no?
sucking. i really enjoy sucking ****. i belong on my knees with a big **** in my mouth.
I love my dickk sucked good and hard
Send me a big **** lol
I'll return the favour :) xx
I would love to try these things. They look so pretty
Just saw the smallest endowed man in the world.. His sn is oliverhardy on here ., if you want a pic please let me know
Anyone Berkshire England want to suck mine?
Add me! vinylicious. I need some pic please.
Body is totally healed and I'm ready to play again
Trying the ginger root thing also known as figging.. Well see how it goes
I am trying to hold on to hope...
Hope is the thing with feathers
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
"The Owl and the *****-Cat"
By Edward Lear
The Owl and the *****-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a...
My favorite book is David Copperfield by Charles Dickens. Dickens is a fantastic story teller and while reading David Copperfield Dickens makes you feel like you are walking...
this happened on Sunday October,5 2014
Well during this time I didn't want to go to Dicks. Had to go because I my mother had mentioned that I needed knew shoes. I didn't really...
I love the **** sucker bimbo....
first she sucks his **** then its trashed all over the internet...
After drinking and dancing with a beautiful woman in Singapore, we went back to my hotel where after some foreplay I discovered the truth. After a moments hesitation I went for it...
I think Jeremy Vine (Or Jeremy Vile as I call him) is a loud-mouthed, anger problem, arrogant dickhead who thinks sharing DNA tests in front of an audience is entertainment when...
Screw it! My 10 punk song faves in NO ORDER!
1. Suspect Device by Stiff Little Fingers
2. Trouble If You Hide by The Freeze
3. Gigantor by The Dickies
4. One Hundred Punks by...
Here's what's new. I left my last job that I only had for 4 months. The bosses started treating me like absolute crap on a daily basis and 2 of the other girls I worked with. They...
Love fuckking tight a$$ feels good on my ****
There are few joys greater than an old bookstore. Walking into the door and smelling the aroma of time. Hard covered books missing their sleeves, broken bindings from others...
(A perfect song)
Standing at the punch table, swallowing punch
Cant pay attention to the sound of anyone
A little more stupid, a little more scared
My best friend uses a **** extender and is a drug addict
Haaaaaaahaaaaaa ..I love the loyalty don't you folks...haaaaahaaaa
I will support her forever because I feel like she is actually a good person. Not like I know her personally but I just have that feeling and my feelings are usually spot on. Oh...
His voice gives me goosebumps, never have I come across a voice that has so much power, emotion and sexiness!
He also comes across as humble and isn't a total dickweed like some...
It's my favorite color. Actually my hair is naturally black brown. I dye it often though.
People are dicks, "if your favorite color is black why is you hair blue?"
I'm reading Moby ****, narrated by Frank Muller. Frank died in a motorcycle accident about ten years ago and when he went, we lost a brilliant man with tremendous talent. If you...
I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
Listening to my christmas playlist called per Christmas title. 304 songs. Will post 25 at a time
He Comes Every Christmas - Murray Gold
Holiday Flight - Boston Pops Orchestra...
What did the letter O say to Q?
Dude, your **** is hanging out.
Buju Banton & Nadine Sutherland - Wicked Dickie
Why do girls only show intrest In me when I pretend to be an ******* or **** to get there attention I'm normally sweet and careing, why dosent that attract woman,
Your shirt saya UFC
But your body says KFC
I hate that you see
Hope your **** stung by a gigantic bee
My **** is too big to **** my girlfriend. She says it hurts. What do I do?
The Dickies - Gigantor. Whenever I needed a little pick-me-up...
We got the illegal pig ex wife
We can't beat you in the suck **** department...haaaaahaaaa
I can't beat a pig like you in the suck **** department....what's the magic
Looking stupid like always??...haaaa
A man comes home from working in the Pickle Factory looking distraught.
His wife says to him "What's the matter, Dear?"
He looks at her with an ashen face.... "I just had a brush...
I've been married for 30 years. My wife is always tired or ****. We never do anything fun together and our sex life is nonexistent. I don't really want to live the rest of my life...
by Emily Dickinson
"Hope" is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -
And sweetest - in...
The pleasure feeling of wearing pantyhose over your ****
its when you're using **** to think and common sense has just left the building
This is how girls look when sucking **** for the first time lmao.
Surgeons must be very carefulWhen they take the knife !Underneath their fine incisionsStirs the Culprit --- LIFE !~Emily Dickinson
My memories start from Saturday mornings when we had back to back cartoons like Inch High Private Eye and Hong Kong Fuey in the 70's and Josie and the Pussycats plus the Banana...